citizens tax cruise brochure
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8/6/2019 Citizens Tax Cruise Brochure
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A L L A B O A R D , T A X P A Y E R S !
Do you wonder why politicians
say our country is broke when it’s
not?
Do you wish the rich and the
corporations would pay their fair
share of taxes?
Does your brain hurt to think
about 19,000 corporations in the
same friggin’ building?
Then come sail away with the
USS Uncut to...
The Exotic Cayman Islands!
U S S U N C U T T O U R S
T: (615) 375 6658 [email protected]
www.usuncut.org/YesLab
C A Y M A N ( F O R T H EL A Y M A N )
A C I T I Z E N S T A X
H O L I D A Y C R U I S E
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S O M A N Y S E C R E T S , S O L I T T L E T I M E !
On the USS Uncut, it is in an honor to
serve you as together we explore the vastand intricate web of international
off shore financial chicanery.
Are you an adventurous explorer? You’ll
love the excitement of attempting to
uncover the owner of a secret trust fund
through the maze of legal protections
a ff orded by the Confidential
Relationships Preservation Law ( CRPL ).
More of a laid-back vacationer? Go ahead
and relax! Relax on the lawn of the serene
Ugland House in George Town. The
everyday business of nearly 19,000
corporations was never so quiet!
We know that planning a tour around the world’s most exotic tax haven can be overwhelming, so
we’ve listed a couple must-see sites below. This is where the real world financial magic happens: if
you’re wondering why teachers are losing their jobs, look no further!
For more info, visit: www.usuncut.org/yeslab
U G L A N D H O U S E! 1 9 , 0 0 0 T E N A N T S
Located in scenic George Town, capitol city, this historic building
is the registered office address for 18,857 entities and has for
years been linked to tax evasion. During his campaign, US
President Barack Obama referred to Ugland House as the
"biggest building in the world or the biggest tax scam in theworld". Ugland House - the world’s
sma " est 19,000 tenant building The view # om your tax
accountant’s des k
G E O R G E T O W N! 9 , 4 8 6 M U T U A L F U N D S
This bustling world financial capital is home to almost 10,000
mutual funds, and helps the island generate over $1.2B in GDP
annually, at the expense of only several thousand U.S. public
employee salaries and lost shareholder dividends. A great
weekend getaway! Come for the weekend - stay for the tax
breaks! Hey, it can’t be a " tax dodging, a " the time!
Even trees get a good tax rate on this island!
7 M I L E B E A C H! 5 0 0 + Y E A R S T A X -F R E E !
Located on Grand Cayman’s exclusive West End, 7 Mile Beach is
a long way from 8 Mile in Detroit! But seriously, it doesn’t get
more beautiful than swimming with sting rays and hoisting a
tequila with your hedge fund friends after a long day of tax
evasion! See ya’ on the beach...
Ferocious federal tax regulators patrol the waters here....
A & er a long day’s work hiding your money, nature ca " s...
Meet your # iendly USS Uncut crew, and begin the tax holiday cruise of a lifetime!