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Statistics?

Don't Make Me Laugh!

A statistician is an accountant without the charisma

Every day, innumeracy affects 8 out of 5 people.

The latest survey shows that

3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

Numbers are like people; torture them enough

and they'll tell you anything.

If you want three opinions, just ask two statisticians.

Terrie Healy

Deputy Director, Student AdministrationAcademic Registrar's Group, RMIT University

72,000

Saul Berman

Manager, Service CentresMonash University

55

Phu Catania

Co-ordinator, Customer Service and Business Services GroupDeakin University

2950

Fotios Lampropoulos

Manager, Admissions & Enrolments Victoria University

10

Jan McAdam

Associate Director, Client Services, Student OperationsSwinburne University of Technology

16.6

Statistics means never having to say you're certain.