comic 2
TRANSCRIPT
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Now men the combine will
attack in seconds! Its important we stay together!
And remember! No matter what happens I will always stick with
you! I will fight alongside you like a
man!
Here they come!!!
Oh man just when the war begins we all
pussy out!
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Ahh!!! Oh god no! you can all die in
misery but I’m running for my
damn life! Screw you lot!
Shit were getting
slaughtered!
Oh my god! You
killed Billy!
Hey there weakening!
Were winning!
I don’t believe it we won!
We've lost so many!
Don’t worry! I'm sure Joes
doing better than
us!
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This is unit #752357//4. prisoner is knocked out and his weapons are
gone, out.
Hah that’s what he thinks!
Okay hes right by the cell door. All I need to do is
unlock the door and shut off the core. But how?
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All there is a metal pipe to knock someone out. Notepad which shows where the keys to the cell door is kept on a guard. And a
electric magnet which could pick something like a set of keys up.
Oh duh! Its so obvious
what I should do to get out!
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Halt! You thought you'd escape eh?
Well its time to die!
My god! Could this
be the end?
*whack*
My trusty pipe is there
anything it cant do?
Now my organs are
ripped and I’m losing blood, I
need help fast!
Hmm what's this?...automatic
healer for humans and
combine. Heals: cuts, bones,
gashes, blood loss and organ damage. Nice!
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Alright! I'm freaking
incredible! Now to shut off the core with my genius
mind!
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Ewww, but ive got to find out
what's under this guys suit.
I really didn’t need to see that.
I cant shut it down from here. I need to go to the top floor, but how am I going to if its crawling with
guards?
i just have the guards suit anyone could use as a disguise. A barrel that
could store a mutant body inside so its not found. And a cone to help you put your suit on. Too
easy.
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Now men. The prisoner could be anywhere or
anyone, so I want you to follow these orders
exactly!
Alex! Guard the core reactor desk!
Samsung! Go patrol the main
hallway and keep your eyes open!
Joe you devil!
Trevor! Go and wait in a dark cell and if he comes
past, jump out and say boo!
So hard to move…
As for me! I'm going to drink 4 6-packs of
Budweiser and pretend that I still have a
stomach!
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Hmm I need to get the guard away, oh ive got another brilliant idea!
Ooooh! I'm the ghost of the lost
cargo barrel! You are
afffffraiiid!
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I better start to get off the pills I'm
seeing shit.
Ohhhh yeh!
Now this scene looks familiar.
Live in the combine tower! It’s the end of
the world show!
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Joe! Press the red button! Destroy the
reactor!
I don’t believe it! I'm finally on TV!
No press the button that turns off earths
oxygen!
Why did we put a do not press button
there anyway?
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Man, who should i listen to? If I destroy this place, I'm off TV. If I destroy earth, no one can watch me on TV. Tough call.
Press the white button Joe! Let the humans fall and the combine
rise!
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Come on Lovington! Don’t be an idiot all
your life!
THAT’S IT!!! Stop calling me the wrong name! its Willington!
W-I-L-L-I-N-G-T-O-N! you stupid old man!
Gee sorry Wellington.
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Ahhh!!!!!Quickly Joe we can leave in
this helicopter!
Hurry Joe before this whole place
explodes!
ALPHA-H-006 we are landing in
5 minutes.
Amazing Joe. From a trip to a power plant to saving the world! At first you thought it
was a movie!
Hold on…
You mean all this WASN’T a
movie?Joe…you are one first class
idiot.
Now there's something ive heard before!
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