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Dialogue by Fran Marti and Sebastian.Rosa Obama : Hello Michelle: Why are you looking like that? Obama: Because there is a cop behind us and I want to look beautiful when he kills us And why are you looking like that? Michelle: Because I love you. Do you want to be my boyfriend? Obama : No Michelle : Why ? Obama : Because I love Marilyn Monroe Michelle : But… she is dead Obama : Ah…ok Michelle : So do you want to be my boyfriend? Obama : No Michelle : Why?

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Page 1: Crazy Dialogues

Dialogue by Fran Marti and Sebastian.Rosa

Obama : Hello

Michelle: Why are you looking like that?

Obama: Because there is a cop behind us and I want to look beautiful when he kills us

And why are you looking like that?

Michelle: Because I love you. Do you want to be my boyfriend?

Obama : No

Michelle : Why ?

Obama : Because I love Marilyn Monroe

Michelle : But… she is dead

Obama : Ah…ok

Michelle : So do you want to be my boyfriend?

Obama : No

Michelle : Why?

Obama : Because I don’t love you

Page 2: Crazy Dialogues

Wife: Why do I have to pose all day. I’m turning old!

Man: Come on! we just got married.

Wife: In that frame it`s you and my sister

Man: Come on! that was a week ago! 3 days before we married

Wife: Why did I marry you? I’ve known you just for a few days

Man: For publicity

Wife: And why I’m grabbing a risotto, I’m Jewish

Man: Because nobody has to know we are not Christians

Wife: You are selfish

Man: A little bit…

Dialogue by martin Alegre and Martin Lang

Page 3: Crazy Dialogues

Dialogue by Sol and Morgui

Boy - Ow! The cake fell off!!!

Girl -Here is a water melon, we can use it like a cake. I’ll put the candelles on it.

Boy -But he will realize it’s not a cake!

Girl -It doesn’t matter.

Boy -Ok hahaha. But if he gets angry it’s not my fault! Hahaha

Page 4: Crazy Dialogues

Dialogue By Sebi P and Román

Girl: Do you think I’m a bad girl?

Boy: No

Girl: oh! You are very nice. I love you

Boy: You are horrible

Girl: tell me something with love

Boy: gLOVE

Girl: I’m gonna kill you

Boy: oops!

Girl: Do you remember it’s Valentine’s Day?

Boy: yes, look at that Ferrari

Girl: Is that my present?

Boy: no, I’ve bought you socks in that same colour

Page 5: Crazy Dialogues

Robert: hello! I Want tosay something to you…….

Gemma: yes, you called me yesterday!

Robert: Will you marry me?

Gemma: No!

Robert: Oh why?

Gemma: because you are horrible and I hate you.

By Chiara and Julia

Page 6: Crazy Dialogues

Girl: Kiss me baby

Boy: Wait! First look at the paparazzi’s camera.

Girl: Don’t you love me?

Boy: Yes, I love you but the camera is important

Girl: More than me?!

Boy: Mmm…

Girl: Well if you love it so much go with it.

Boy: But I really love you!!! Please it is just a photo and I’ll go with you

Girl: well,okay.

Boy: wait camareman!!

Girl: AHHHHHH boysss!!!

By Gina and Francisco A.

Page 7: Crazy Dialogues

Dialogue by Maite, Serena and Milca

Boy: I miss you so much!

Girl: do you?

Boy: Maybe in a month I’ll be there!

Girl: Really? I hate you!

Boy: WHAT? Why? What’s happened?

Girl: I saw you kissing another girl the other day

Boy: It wasn’t me!!

Girl: Oh! Ok, then, I love you again.

Boy: Me too!!!

Page 8: Crazy Dialogues

Man: Oh! Your lips taste very good.

Woman: Oh! Thanks! Yours too.

Man: Can I ask you something?

Woman: Yes

Man: Do you want to marry me?

Woman: Oh it’s very fast, that would hurt our relationship.

Man: But… Why?

Woman: because it’s very fast and we’re famous

Man: Ok! Come on! Don’t tell me that

Woman: Ok! the thing between us is over

Manu and Lupe

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Page 9: Crazy Dialogues

Barbara: hahaha please stop, ahhaha

Felipe: ok ok. I have to tell you something…

Barbara: ok tell me

Felipe: Barbara…can you see my stomach? there are butterflies

Barbara: oh my God! are you ok?

Felipe: it’s a metaphor, I mean,… I’m in love with…

__ Barbara interrupts him __

Barbara: do you remember when I was in love

with Raul?

Felipe: WHAT??

Barbara: it’s my new boyfriend! Well tell me, -you are in love with…?

Felipe: ah ok… I probably have a stomachache :(

Sofi, Viole and Male.