#LocalNIGHT CITY'S LONG SHOT

By Chu Becca – Doctor Doughnut© bodydouble, NCPD Captain William Jones, hasmade a career of implementingharebrained schemes to fulfill his ownpolitical dreams. The latest example is the ‘Night CityGun Buy-back’ program. Anyone canbring a firearm of any size and shape todesignated locations throughout the cityand in exchange for surrendering theirgun, they will receive €100 and a NCPD T-shirt. Indeed, many of the long guns andpistols purchased have been obsoleteand/or inoperable as weapons. “In one week, we have collected 17pistols, 15 submachine guns, and 98 longguns,” said Jones when questioned on thesuccess of his program. Last year’s success was such thatsome council members joked there wouldbe “no more guns worth getting” this year. To keep the program from bankruptcy,the compensation money was loweredfrom €150 to the current €100. It has beensaid that council members have alsoreceived a 5% raise thanks to thecutbacks in compensation prices.

#LeisureMS. SAMURAI "HERSELF"

By Leia Prince – In a stroke of irony,Jeanna Simones, better known as Ms.Samurai, has been making randomappearances throughout Night City,playing a new song off her platinum album“Herself”, then disappearing like a ninjainto the gathered crowd. The latest concert began with a life-sized hologram of Jeanna appearingoutside the shop of fashion designer DoraFlores®. As the chorus began and acrowd gathered, a figure, dressed in allDora Flores®, stepped out of the crowdand into the hologram, tossing back anoversized, €1500 purple fedora. The audience stood silently until thefigure peeled back their full face wigrevealing Simones’ patentedPerfectLook© face. The concert lasted for a single encorebefore she disappeared in a swirling rosescented rainbow cloud. These flash concerts are thought to beSimones’s own brainchild a midst recentrumors of kidnapping threats against themusician.

#CrimeBODY COUNT SPIKES: TURF WAR

By Nick Stadt – A recent surge of violenceby The Slaughters of the South is said to berelated to the death of their leader’s son.“Cut to pieces, he was,” sniffled a man withan Aryan cross tattooed on his forehead. Little is known of the killer’s identity atthis time. However NCPD have stated thatthe killer had removed all hardware fromthe victim, with surgical precision in thecase of their cyberware. The SoS have taken to lashing outagainst all rivals leading to a series ofvendettas that will perpetuate the cycle ofviolence and death. Night City Body Count as of this hour:215

#CrimeCYBER GRAFFITI ON THE RISE

By Silke Johanson – Altering the menu of alocal McMacs, swapping Prairie Oysters forNuggets, is a right of passage for manyburgeoning hackers. Always good for abelly laugh for those in the know. Recently, however, Netrunners haveexpanded from innocent pranks to extortionthrough digital graffiti. “I’ve had to hire someone four times inthe last month,” says Hans Johanson,owner of Hans’s family restaurant, “Hans’sund Griddle”. The latest cyber tagging involves ananimated, purple phallus being shoved intoa turning meat grinder placed over theirbuilding on the Public Net. “Until I can discover the perpetrators, I’mforced to hire a netrunner who could verywell be the one causing these issues for mybusiness,” stated Hans with despair. “Iunderstand there are good hackers amongthe bad, but so long as the NCPD showslittle concern for the community they serve,my business will continue to suffer.” NCPD’s Net Crimes Division wasunavailable for comment.

#WorldDARK TIMES FOR BIG SIX

By Dusty Chambers–Blackwood, LLCmanufacturing, the makers of the highlysought after Big Six revolver series hasbeen forced to halt production due to asuspicious fire at their Appleton Countymanufacturing facility. Although the fireseemed to be contained completely withinthe bathroom facility and never threatenedthe manufacturing floor, the facility hasbeen closed indefinitely. “Not only has Blackwood ceased gunmanufacturing,” says Poppa Cap, Editor inChief of Surplus Solo magazine, “but allproprietary ammunition production hashalted as well. Expect to drop up to tentimes the Euro for the Harry and Arnoldmodel ammo [Currently €1 and €2.25 perround respectively]”. To some, this sounds like corporatemanipulation of supply and demand, butothers see outside influence and stockmarket manipulation. Public speculation believes there maybe a hostile take over for the new firearmsunderdog.

#Business DATATERMS: OLD IS NEWS AGAIN by Sammy Stox-- Until the disasters of thelate 2020s, the ‘Net was the tech to beatto keep abreast of the latest news andviews. Dataterms and their paper printouts hadbecome a nostalgic throwback for theolder generations to feel comfortable usingthe new tech. However, after the collapseand ultimate destruction of the ‘Net,Dataterms returned as the main source forup-to-date news and information. During the conflicts of the late 2020s,the software conglomerate Rutgers®purchased and refurbished some 40,000Dataterms. Key was the installment ofsoftware switching from ‘Net updating toallowing the terminals to stay connected tothe mainframe by staying connected toone another. Rutgers® matched their rivals one toone in terminals allowing for a multi-yearmonopoly following the Net collapse. Rutgers now trades 4th on the LONGmarkets under the ticker tag RUTG.

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