daphne and apollo
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Latin project: A parody of Ovid's MetomorphosesTRANSCRIPT
Daphne and ApolloModernized,
abridged, and just as unreadable as it was when it was originally
writtenΑγνες the Negative
Daphne and ApolloModernized,
abridged, and just as unreadable as it was when
it was originally written
Αγνες the Negative
R E M I X!
Daphne and Apollo
Daphne is this. Up looks she to goddess the virgin. Is tease basically a Daphne.
WAIT!!
That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. I guess we’ll just have to…
Thisis
Daphne.
upshelook
sto Godde
ss.thevirginbasic
ally
isTease.aDaph
ne
MIX IT UP!!
Is Apollo this. God is he a. Somewhat of he Playboy a is. Thinks he get he can woman any.
What???
This is Apollo. He God is a. Somewhat he is of a Playboy. Thinks he get he can woman any.
Again. What??
Is Apollo this. He is a God. He is somewhat of playboy a. Thinks he get he can woman any.
No, Really
??
This is Apollo. He is a God. He is somewhat of a Playboy. He thinks he can get any woman.Much
Better!
No you business with have arrows.
Ticks Cupid off Apollo
No you business with have arrows.
CupidTicks
ApolloOffTic
ksCupidOffApol
loYou have
no business
with arrows.
With shoots silver Cupid Apollo arrow. Love in Daphne falls Apollo with.
Cupid shoots with Apollo arrow silver. in Daphne falls Apollo love with.
Cupid Apollo shoots with silver arrow. Apollo in falls love with Daphne.
Cupid shoots Apollo with silver arrow. Apollo falls in love with Daphne.
Few
MoreThings
HappenBut
I
Don’t
FeelLike
Doing
For
Those
BecauseI
Unlike Ovid
Have
A
Life
Actually SlidesA
A FewMoreThingsHappen ButI Don’t
FeelLike Doing ThoseBecause
IUnlikeOvid
Actually Have ALife
A Few More Things Happen But I
Don’t
Feel Like Doing Those Because
IUnlike Ovid Actually Have A Life
And, yes, this life does involve “The Office” quite a
bit.
Forrest Apollo
Daphne Throu
ghChases
ForrestApollo
Daphne
Through
Chases
ForrestApollo
Daphne
Through
Chases
Okay, yeah. The only reason I
used that song for the last part Is because I’m obsessed wIth VeronIca Mars.
Sue Me.
DON’T MOCK. OVID PUT IN
ALL SORTS OF RANDOM STUFF
BECAUSE HE LIKED IT.
“VERONICA MARS” IS MY
CaeSURA.
And, No. I won’t stop untIl the song Is over because that would be dIsrespectful to
The Dandy Warhols. Plus, I really lIke thIs song. Just be glad It’s
not the extended versIon (because,
yes, I have that, too.)
Latin blah blah latin dog blah latin latin
blah latin blah rabbit latin latin blah blah blah latin chasing
latin blah latin latin blah blah run latin blah latin latin blah
who cares blah
What?
It’s just The Partridge Family!
FINE!
Hey! If Ovid can be random, so can I!
Some more stuff happens
but basically…
Into Daphne tree turns. is sad Apollo.
DAPHNE
MUSIC USED IN THIS PROJECT
FIle MSj03886160000“Rescue Me” by PushmonkeySEX IN thE CItY Theme Song
What’s HappenIng Theme SongSanford and SonTheme Song
Baretta Theme Song“StupId CupId” by Mandy Moore
The OffIce Theme Song“We Used to be FrIends (VeronIca Mars Theme song)” by The Dandy WarholsDog: The Bounty Hunter Theme Song
“C’mon Get Happy” by The PartrIdge FamIly“Changes” by DavId BowIe
“It’s A Jungle Out There (Monk Theme Song)” by Randy Newman
THE END
…Really