dave2
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My mommy cuts my hair with a bowl and
some hedge trimmers
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The Color of Money
Look closely – after he ran the table little Davey (aka “The Hustler” ) stuck the cue in his pants and pretended to put on lipstick with it.
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Dave insisted on holding a candle light vigil for Nixon when he was impeached.
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Look – It’s Raggedy Anne and Andy Rooney!
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Uncle Paul’s Wedding
“Hey Davey, why you wearing a safari outfit?”
“I dunno. Why you have a Christmas tree skirt around your neck?”
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Rhinestone Cowboy meets Little House on the Prairie
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What time is it?
Time to get a haircut!!!
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Dave went through a
phase where he thought he
was Danny Partridge.
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Hey Ladies…
Check out my six pack abs!
Oh crap, I dropped my beer!
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Musical Savaant
Before he mastered percussion, Dave could really rock Mary Had a Little Lamb on the Melodica!
Notice the Sat. Night Fever poster
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Dave and Johnny had the Wayne’s World concept long before SNL ever came up with it.
Party On, John
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In 1976, the United States experimented with a child high dive team. Dave “The Wave” won the Silver Medal but was later disqualified for sterroid use. It really messed up his teeth.
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Joey: “Hey look…I found gold!!!”Dave: Damn it. Do you think anyone will notice if I push her
off and steal it?
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Dave was always outshined by Joey’s bright spotlight
The pilot shot for our tv show: Chico and the Girls
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Dave and his pet snail,
Concho Villa, hours before
he traded him to the locals for a bag of
weed and a six pack of Red
Stripe
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Amy – You hold
Brandon…I’m gonna try to
ride him in my fancy
Christmas sweater
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Guess what? In the Bahamas, you can get wasted at age 9. (those are beers on our table)
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Dave and his pet snail,
Concho Villa, hours before
he traded him to the locals for a bag of
weed and a six pack of Red
Stripe
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Dave grooved with the silver
hairs on the booze cruise –
we later found a girdle and some dentures on the
bathroom counter of his
room.
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Hey Mom – this is what happens
when you let your teenagers have their own room
on vacation…
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Guido in a
Speedo
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Guido in a
Speedo
The night we tried to teach Amy how to drink beer with chopsticks
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Dave was devestated when his backyard pot plants turned out
to be daisies.
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The 80’s Pacer Style:
Dirty stache, Oakleys, Swatch, Acid wash denim, Aqua Net, Bozo
sweater
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In the early 90’s, Dave was a drug
mule for the cuban druglords.
He nearly died shortly after this
picture was taken when Joey kicked
him in the ass.
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Dave went through a stage
where he liked to make ponchos out of mexican
blankets that he stole from the
Salvation Army.
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While others drank
out of the can, Dave
preferred to drink out of
a vase. It made him
feel special.
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Dave’s reggae band,
Da Doobie Bruddahs, disbanded after only one year
when their dreadlocks
became infected.
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When travelling to the Carribean, Dave preferred
suspenders and turtlenecks to tank tops
and shorts.
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“Has anyone seen Uncle Mike?”
Who’s that?
Our fake uncle who gets high with us
and buys us liquor.
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Does anyone else see the resemblence?
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Back in DesMoines in the late 90’s, Dave played the lead
role in the Pleasant Hill dinner theatre’s version of
Aladdin. He was up for a Tony award for his performance, but lost to Julie Andrews in
Peter Pan. It crushed him and he gave up musical theatre
forever.
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Merry F%^&in Christmas!
Dave was pissed when he opened yet another gift of
socks and underwear.
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Dave pulled his hamstring in a nasty fall
from the balance beam
at a gymnastics competition
and his mommy
carried him off the floor.
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After a late night
at the bar, Dave woke up
with a couple of “dogs.”
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After a late night
at the bar, Dave woke up
with a couple of “dogs.”
The inaugural meeting of the stupid ass hat club
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Dave and Garret on the TV show “Wipeout”
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Dave started a
non-profit group to promote corn fed babies called,
“Children of the Corn”