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The SOUTH JERSEY DEVILer/ Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

DEVILer

CORRECTON The Chinese Restaurant’s

advertisement that ran in the

last issue of “The South Jersey

DEVILer was incorrect.

It read:

It should have read:

I regret any inconvenience this

may have caused our Chinese

Restaurant advertiser.

The Deviler Editor

My neighbor just got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon/Mobil laid off over 30 Congressmen.

A South Jersey stripper was killed when her audience showered

her with rolls of nickels while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

When the bank returns my check marked "Insufficient Funds," I

need to call them and ask if they meant me or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their kid's names.

My cousin from Amity, NY had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and

they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 750 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The

A man was on the

Wildwood, NJ beach when

he discovered an old lamp

in the sand. He rubbed it

and a genie popped out.

The genie

said "I will

grant you

three wishes.

The only

condition is

that you cannot wish for

more wishes."

"Alright," said the tourist,

"I wish for more genies."

PS: Mr. Deviler.. this re-ally happened.. my first wish was to have this print-ed in “South Jersey’s #1 Funny Paper”. Jacob

M., Langhorne, PA

You attract to yourself reflections of that which you are. If you’re

friendly, than everybody else seems to be friendly too. David Hawkins