DICTIONARY OF EUPHEMISMS AND DYSPHEMISMS IN ENGLISH EROTICA WITH SPANISH EQUIVALENTS

Francisco Sánchez Benedito University of Málaga

INDEX OF MAIN TOPICS

ENGLISH

MALE GENITALS (1.402 terms)

- Aaron’s rod - Abraham - accordion- accoutrements- ace- ace of spades - acorn - Adam - Adam’s arsenal - Adam´s dagger- Adam’s pajamas- Agamennon - agate - Alice - almond- almond rock - alligator - ambassador - angle - animal - antelope - anvil - apparatus - appendage - appliance - arbor vitae - archfiend - Aries - arm - armor/armour - arrow - arsenal - arse-opener - arse-wedge - assailant - Athenaeum - Atlas rocket- auger- Auld Hornie/auld hornie - auxiliary- awl - baby

- baby gherkin - baby’s arm - baby-maker- bacon - bag and baggage - bag boy - bag of tricks - bagpipe - bald-headed candidate - bald-headed hermit - bald-headed mouse - baloney - balls and bat/bat and balls - banana - banger- barber’s sign - barge pole - barrel of the gun - basket - basket for days - bat - bat and balls- batter- battering piece - battering ram- battle-ship - bauble/bawble - bayonet - bazooca - beak - bean - bean-shooter- beanstalk /beanpole - bean-tosser - beard-splitter - beast - beaver lever- bed flute- bee - beef- beefcake - beef-steak - beer can- bell-end

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- bell-rope - belly- belly-ruffian - best friend, my - best leg of three - best part of man- Bethlehem steel - bicho - big boa - big brother - big fella - big foot Joe - big honcho - big man on campus - big Steve - big stick - bilbo - bill - billie - bingy/bingey- bird- birdie - bishop - bit - black pudding- blade - blind - blind Bob, old - blind eye that weeps - block and tackle - bloke who enlisted with one - blow stick - blowtorch - bludgeon (club) - blue cherry - blue steeler - blue veined junket pumper - blueskin - blue-veined meaty shaft- blue-veined steak - blue-veined trumpet - blunt end- bobtail - bodini- bodkin - body’s captain, my - bologna - bolt - bone - bonfire - bore- borer - bow - bowl - bowsprit

- bracmard - broadsword - broom - broomstick /broomhandle - brute-machine - bubblehead - buddy- budget - budini- bugle - bulb- bull- bum-tickler - bungpeg - burrito- bush-beater - bush-whacker - business- butcher- butter-knife - button- buttonhole worker - caber - cachiporra - cadulix - Canadian bacon - canary - candle - candy stick - cane - cannon - Captain Standish - carbine - carnal member- carnal parts - carnal stump- carrot - Casey - catso /catzo - cauda- cavalier - Cecil - centerpiece- centre of his virility - chanson - chanticleer - Charles the bald- Charlie/charlie - cherry-splitter- Chester - chicken - chicken neck- child-getter - chink-stopper - choad

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- chopper - Chuck - chum - clava - cleat - cleaver - clothes prop - club - cock- cock of death - cock robin - cockerel - cod’s head- codpiece - column- column of ivory- commodity- concern- coney-borow-ferret - conger - copperstick/copper stick/copper-stick - coral branch/ branch of coral - corey/corie- Corsican - coupling bat - cracker - crack-hunter /crack-haunter - cracksman - crank - cranny-hunter - creamstick - crimson bird - crimson chitterling- crook - crooked staff- crotch- crozier - cuckoo - cucumber - cudgel - cue - culty-gun- cum cobra - cunny burrow ferret - cunny catcher - cunt-stabber - Cupid’s arbor- Cupid’s dart - Cupid’s torch - custard chucker- custom’s-house officer- customs officer- cutlass - cutty-gun - Cyclop

- Cyprian sceptre - dagger - dang - dangle- dangly bits- dard - dart- dart of love - dart of Venus - dead rabbit - dead worm - dearest bodily part- dearest member- dearest morsel- deer - derrick - destroyer- device - devil - diamond- dibble - dick - Dick/Dicky - dickey/dicky/dickie - dickory dock - Dicky Jones - diddle- dildo - dill - dillie/dilly - ding/dinger - ding-a-ling - dingbat - ding-dong - ding doorum- dinghy - dingle-dangle- dingus - dink - dinkie- dinosaur - diplomat - dipshit- dipstick - dirk - distaff - diver - dobber- Doctor Johnson - dodad- dofunny- dog - dohickey- dohicky- dohinger

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- dojigger- dojiggie/dojiggum - dolphin - dolly- Dom Cypriano- dong - donger - donkey - doob - doodad- doodle - dooflicker- doohickey - doover- dork - dough - down below- down there- down-leg - downstairs- dragon - dribbling dart of love - driveshaft - drumstick - dummy - dust cover for cunt - earthworm- eel - egghead - Elmer Pudd - end - end-piece - enemy - engine - English sentry - equipment - essential part- eternal disturber of the peace - Excalibur - extension cord - external disturber of the peace- eye-hole- eye opener - faithful servant - falchion - faloral faldiddle faloorum - family organ - fancy-work - fang- father confessor - fellow- ferret - ferry - fiddle-bow - fiddle-stick /fiddling-stick

- fifth limb - finest tobacco pipe - finger - firebrand - firecracker - firelock - firing-piece - fish- fishing-rod - fixed bayonet - flagpole - flagstaff - flapdoodle - flapper- flashlight - flat tire- flêche - flesh - fleshly parts - floater - flounder - flute - foe- foil - fool maker- fool sticker- forefinger - foreman - fornicating-engine/-member/-tool- fornicator- fox - Frank /frank - Fred - Freddie - friend - frigamajig - Fritz - frog- fruit and veg- fruit basket- fruit for the monkeys - fuck muscle- fuck pole - fucker - fuckstick- funstick - gadget- gadso- gaff- gallant wimble - galloper - game-cock - gap-stopper/stop-gap - garden-engine - garden hose

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- gardener - garrote - gaying instrument- gear- gear stick - gem - general- General Custer - generation/generating tool- Genghis Khan- genital organs - genital zone - genital(s) - genitalia - gentleman - George - German helmet - gherkin - giant - giblets - giggle-stick/giggle stick - giggling-pin - gimlet - gimmick- Giorgio - Gipsy Joe - girlometer - gladius - gland- glans/glans penis- glory - gnarled tree trunk - goat - God’s revenge on a woman - godgiven groover - gold-digger - goldfish - goober - good buddy - goods- goose’s-neck - gopher - gourd - goytoy - grannie - gravy-giver - great man - grinding-tool - gristle - groceries - groin- groyne- guerrilla - gully-raker- gun

- gut-stick - hacker- hair-divider /hair-splitter - halberd /halbert - half a cob - hambone - Hamlet - hammer - Hampton- Hampton Wick - handstaff - hang up/hanging Johnny - hang-down - hanger - Hank - happy fella - haricot - harpoon - harquebusier - Harry - Harvey - hatchet - haulkin - he- he who must be obeyed - headlight - heart - helmet - hermit- hermit in a cave - hero - hey nonny-nonny- hickey/hicky/hickie - hickory dock - him - himself - His Excellency- His Highness - hoe-handle - hog - holy iron - Holy Kee-rist - holy poker - Holy Sacrament - holy thistle - honey-pot cleaver - honker - hook - Horatio - horn- horn of pleasure - horn of plenty - horse - horsemeat- hose

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- hot dog - hot fish - hot pudding - hot rod/ hot stick - howitzer - huntsman’s arrow- husband of nature - husky - IBM (itty bitty meat) - ice-cream machine - ID - idol - implement - impudence - inch of mutton - instrument- instrument of pleasure - intimate parts - Irish horse - Irish root - Irish toothpick - iron- iron dart - it- JT - Jack/jack - Jack in the box - Jack Robinson - Jacob - Jacques /Jacque’s /Jaques - jang - jargonelle - Jason - Jean-Claude - jelly bag/jelly-bag - jelly-roll- jerk town - jerking iron- jesuit - jewel- jewel for the ladies - Jewish National- Jezebel- jigger - jiggling-bone - Jim dog - jock - jockam- jockum - Jocky/jocky/jockey/jockie- John/john- John Goodfellow - John Henry- John Henry Longfellow - John Thomas

- John Thursday - John Willie - Johnny /Johnnie /johnny /johnnie - Johnson/ johnson - joint - Jones/ jones - joy bone- joy prong - joyknob - joystick/joy-stick - juice dealer - Julius Caesar - junior - justum- kazoo- kennedy - kennel-raker - key - kidney-scraper/kidney-wiper - King Kong- king member- king of clubs - king pin - Kingdom of Heaven - kit- knack- knife - knob - knock- knocker - Kojak- kolbassa - labourer of nature - lad- ladies’ delight/ladies’ treasure - ladies’ friend- ladies’ lollipop - ladies’ plaything- lady-ware- lamb - lamp of life - lance- lance in rest - lance of love - langolee - larydoodle - Lazarus - leather-stretcher - leg - lemon - length - lever- life-preserver - limb - lingam /linga

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- lion - lip-splitter - liquorice stick - little boy blue - little brother - little buddy - little Davy - little Elvis - little finger - little friend - little guy- little guy with the German helmet - little one - little pinkie - little thing - little Weese - little Willie/Willy - live rabbit - live sausage - live wire - liver-turner - living flute - lizard - loaded gun, a - lob - lob-cock- lob-prick- lobster - log - loins - lollypop /lollipop - long John - long Tom - Longfellow - Lord, the - lot, one’s - Lou - love bone- love-dart- love gun/love -gun - love-log- love machine/ love-machine - love muscle - love popsicle- love pump- lovesteak- love torpedo- love truncheon- love-tool- love wand/love-wand - love’s picklock - low neck and short sleeve- lower parts- lower person - lower stomach

- Lucy - luggage - lullaby - lung-disturber - lust-log- lusty andouille - machine - machinery - mad Mick - maggot - magic(al) wand - mahoonie - male ego - male genital organ- male member - male organ - male pudendum- mallee root - man Thomas, (my) - man’s tackle- manhood - manliness - man-machine - man-meat/ manmeat - man-root - manwurst - marriage gear - marrow- marrow bone and cleaver - marrow-pudding - masculine part - master John Thursday - master of ceremonies - master tool - masterpiece - mate- Mathew - matrimonial peacemaker - Max - maypole - meat- meat and pickles - meat and two veg - meat hook - meat microphone- meat whistle - meat-log - meat puppet- member- member for Cockshire, the - mentula - mentule- merchandise - merrymaker - Mick

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- Mickey- middle finger - middle leg - middle stump- milkman - miracle-meat - mister- Mister Johnson - Mister Jones - Mister Nicefoot - Mister Sausage - Mister Tom - moby- Moby Dick - modigger - modiwort /modiewark /modiewart - mole - monk - monkey - monster - monument - morsel- Mortimer - most precious part- mountain - mouse- mouse mutton - mouse-dagger - mowdiwort/mowdiwark- Mr Happy - Mr Microphone - Mr Penis - Mr Wang - muscle- muscle of love - musket- mule- mutinous member - mutton- mutton-dagger - my best friend - my friend- my little friend- my special friend- nag- naggie - nail - naked weapon - nasty- natural member- natural parts - natural places - naturalia - naturals - nature

- nature’s husband - nature’s masterpiece - nature’s scythe - naughty bits - nearsighted- Nebuchadnezzar - necessaries - needle - needle dick- needle’s point - nervous cane - nether parts- nether regions - Netherlands, the- nethers- nice little piece of possibility - night-stick - Nimrod - nine-inch knocker - nippy - nob- nobler/noblest part(s) - noodle - nose - nozzle - nudger - nut - nuts and bolt - oak - oar - old Adam - old baldy - old boy, the - old chap, the- old faithful, the - old faithless, the - old feller- old fellow, the - Old Frizzle - old Hornington - old horny /horney - old man, the - old Pedro - old slimy - Oliver Twist - Omar - one of the nine gates of the Holy City - one-eyed boy with his shirtsleeves rolled

up - one-eyed brother - one-eyed mattress mamba - one-eyed milkman - one-eyed monster - one-eyed snake - one-eyed trouser snake

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- one-eyed trouser-trout - one-eyed worm - one-holed flute - one-two-three and a splash - onion- organ- organ of generation - organs of government - organs of sex- Oscar/oscar- other thing, the- outfit- painted willie - panchito - pants rabbit - Paphian thorn - parts- parts below- parts of shame- passion rifle- passion stick- Pat and Mick - peacemaker- peanut - pear - pear-tree - pecker - pecnoster - Pedro - peenie - pee-shooter - pee-wee- peg - pego - pen - pencil- pencil and tassel - pendulum- penis - Perce - percolator - Percy - perch - periwinkle - person, (the)- personal parts - personal place - pestle - pet snake - Pete - Peter /peter - phallic limb - phallic thimble - phallus - piccolo

- pickle - picklock - piece- piece of meat, a- piece of pork - pigsticker - pike- pikestaff - pile-driver - pilgrim’s staff - pillar of ivory - pillicock - pillock- pimple - pin - pinga- pink match - pink oboe - pink pony- pink torpedo - pinky weenie - pintle - pioneer of nature - pipe- pipe organ - pisser - pistol- pistol rod- piston- piston rod - pizzle /pizzel /peezel /pissel/pizell - placket-racket- plaything/ play-thing - pleasure pole - plenipo- plenipotentiary- plenipotentiary instrument - plonka- plonker - plough- ploughshare/ plowshare - plug- plug-tail - plum-tree shaker - plunger - p-maker - Pogo/pogo- pogo stick - point - pointer - poker- pole- pole of carnality - pole-axe - policeman’s helmet

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- polyphemus /Polyphemus - poll-axe - pondsnipe - pony - pope - poperine pear - popsicle- pork- pork dagger- pork sausage - pork sword - porker - porpoise - post- potato finger - potent regiment - poting stick - power - present for a good girl - priap- Priapus - prick - prickhead- prickle - pride- pride and joy - pride of nature - prince, my - principal - princock/primcock/princycock - private parts- private property- private self- privates - privities - privy members- privy parts- proboscis - prod - prodder - prong - pronger - prostate - proud courser - pud - pudding - pulse- pump- pump-dale- pump-handle- pup - puppy - purple plum - purple-headed warrior - purple-helmeted love warrior

- pusher - push-pin - putz - pyjama python- python - quarter master - quickening peg - quickset imp - quiff-splitter - quill - quim-stake - quim-wedge - radish - rail - ram- rammer - ramrod - ranger - rapier - rasp - rat - raw meat - reamer - rebellious henchman - rector of the females - red onion - red-cap - red-end- red-headed champion - red-hot poker - reltney - rhubarb- rhythm and blues - rhythm stick - Richard - riding-muscle - rifle - rig - robin - rock python - rocket - Rochester - rod- rod of love - Roger/roger - roly-poly - rolling-pin - rooster - root - roundhead - rubigo- rudder - ruddy sausage - rude bits- rude parts

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- ruffian - Rufus - rule of three - ruler - rump-splitter - Rupert - Russell the love muscle - Saint Peter - salamander - salami- salmon’s tail- sausage- sausage and eggs - Savior, the - scallywag- sceptre- sceptre-member- screwdriver - schlange/ s(c)hlang/ s(c)hlong - schlonge - schlontz /shlontz - schmekel- schmuck/schmock/shmuck - schtup - schwanz /schvontz /schvonce /shvantz

/shvanz /schwantz /shvuntz - schwarnstucker - schween - seat of strength - secret parts- secret place - secret things- secret works - semi-automatic - sensitive plant - sensitive truncheon - serpent - sex- sexing-piece - sexual organ - shaft- shaft of Cupid - shaft of delight - shame- shape- she- shit-stabber- shlong - shmuck- shooting iron - shooting-stick - shove-devil - shove-straight - shtup - shunter’s pole

- shvants - shvantz - silent flute - simba - sinful henchman - Sir Martin Wagstaff - skin-diver - skin-flute - skyscraper/sky-scraper - sleeping beauty - sleeping giant - sloop- slug - small man - snake- snake in the grass - snapper- snorkel - snout - softie- soldier - solicitor general - South, the - spam javelin- Spanish blade - spar- spear- spear of love - special friend - spigot - spike - spikebit - spike-faggot - spindle - spit- split-arse mechanic - split-mutton - split-rump - spout - staff- staff of life - staff of love- stake - stalk - stallion - standard - standing prick - standing spirit - standing-ware - star in the east - star-gazer - steed - steel - stem - stemmer

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- stern-post - stick- stick and bangers - stiff- stiff deity - stiff sinew - stiffie/stiffy- sting - stock-in-trade- stonker - stop-gap- stopper - Stormy Dick - stringbean - strunt - stump - stup - sucker - sugarcane- sugar-stick/sugar stick - sun, the - sweet potato pie- sweet-meat/sweetmeat - swipe - swiver - sword - tacket - tackle - taddler - tadger - tail- tail-pike/tail-pin/tail-tackle - tail-pipe - tail-tree - tail-trimmer - tallywag/tarrywag- tally-whacker- tarse - tassel - tavie - tee-hee- teapot - tenant-in-tail - tent - tent-peg - tent-pole - that- that part which hath never a bone in it- that there- thing- thingamajig - thingamy- thingamybob- thingumabob - thingumbob

- thingummy - thingy/thingie- third leg - thistle - Thomas- Thomas Jefferson - thorn - thorn-in-the-flesh - three-piece suite/set - throbber - thumb of love - ticket - tickler - tickle-faggot- tickle-gizzard- tickle-tail- tiddedly pod - Timothy - tip- tit-bit/tid-bit- toad-in-the-hole - tockley- todger- Tom - Tommy - tong - tonker - tool- tool of pleasure- torch of Cupid - torpedo - torrac- tosh - tossil- tossle- totem - touch-trap - tower - toy- trap-stick - tree- tree of life, the - tree of love - trencher- trifle - trigger - tripod- trombone - trouble-giblets - trouser carp - trouser department- trouser eel - trouser-mouse - trouser-snake - trouser trout

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- trouser trumpet- trout - truncheon - trunk - tube- tube of meat - tube steak - tug-mutton - tummy banana - tunnel - turkey neck - turnip - twanger - twig and berries - twinkle - ukelele - Uncle Dick - uncle’s doodle - under parts- unicorn - unruly member - vanguard - verge - vestryman - Vienna sausage- victory- vigorous peak - Virginia- virile member - virilia - vital organs- vital part- wag - Walter - walloper- wally - wand- wand of life - wand of love - wang- wanger- wapper - ware- war-head - warrior - Washington Monument - watch-and-seals - water-engine- water-pipe- waterspout - water-works/waterworks- wazoo - weapon- weapon of pleasure - weasel

- wedding-kit- wedding-tackle- wedge - wee man - weenie/weeny/weeney/weinie/wienie/wiener/weener - wee-wee - welt - wet noodle - wet spaghetti - whacker- whaddayacallit - whanger - whassit- what Harry gave Doll- what you may call it- whatchamacallit - what-is-it/what’s-it/what-is-its-name- whatsis - whip - whistle - white owl - whole kit, the- whopper - whore-pipe - wick - wicket - widdle- wiener - wife’s best friend - wigga-wagga - wiggy - willie/ willy - Willie Wallace - Willy-boy/will-boy - wimble - winkie - winking willie - winkle - Winston - wire - Wolver - wong- wood- works - worm - wriggling-pole - wurst - yang - yard - yardstick- ying-yang- Yogi - you-know-what- Your Majesty

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- yo-yo - Zeke - zeppelin- zubrick

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