My name was David. But it was old fashioned. So I changed it for DVD.

I asked my Dad where kids come from. He told me they download them by internet….

Sorry for the bad smell. I got all the codes tattooed in my toes…

Hi, Bob! It´s your new Dad… I have another question about my new computer . Can I record a T.V. program and then broadcast it by fax from my videotape

to my CD rom drive and send it by e-mail to my brother´s cell phone so he could get a copy in his neighbor´s videotape?

Your baby is evolving pretty good. Would you like to send him an e-mail?

Dear Andy, How have you been? Your mom and I are fine. We miss you a lot.Please, turn off the computer and come down for

supper.

We love you.

No, it´s not a nicotine patch . It´s a CD Rom. I´m trying to quit on computer….

Yes, I got the mouse on the top, I click but nothing happens!

It´s not working…

Our system is not working so we´re doing everything manually…..

Your X ray showed us a broken rib, but we´ve already fixed it with Photoshop……