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10 FUNNY QUOTESto liven up your next presentation
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“ GET YOUR FACTS FIRST, THEN YOU CAN DISTORT THEM AS YOU PLEASE.” Mark Twain
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Don Marquis
“PROCRASTINATION
IS THE ART OF KEEPING UP WITH
YESTERDAY.”
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“ I LOVE DEADLINES. I LIKE THE WHOOSHING SOUND THEY MAKE AS THEY FLY BY.” Douglas Adams
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“ AN IDEA ISN’T RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN IT.” Don Marquis
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“ THERE CANNOT BE A CRISIS NEXT WEEK. MY SCHEDULE IS ALREADY FULL.”
Henry Kissinger
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“ ALL GENERALIZA
TIONS ARE FALSE,
INCLUDING THIS ONE.”
Mark Twain
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“ I DON'T WANT YES-MEN AROUND ME. I WANT EVERYONE TO TELL THE TRUTH, EVEN IF IT COSTS THEM THEIR JOBS.”Samuel
Goldwyn
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“ THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN
TURNED OFF DUE TO BUDGET CUTS.”
Anonymous
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“ IF I HAD ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANTED, THEY WOULD HAVE SAIDFASTER HORSES.”
Henry Ford
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“ BEING POWERFUL IS LIKE BEING A LADY. IF YOU HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE, YOU AREN’T.”
Margaret Thatcher
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