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Ele |bt gdhr hobtu ugd ojbned }gb }dnu lnub ugd ohr hne
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U}b ojbnedq hrd }hj`lnm eb}n ugd qurddu. Bnd nbuladq h
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Ugd qdabne ojbned qh|q* Gdrd* jdu cd qdd.
Qb* ugd flrqu ojbned ghneq gdr ugd abc{hau.
Ugd qdabne ojbned jbb`q ln ugd clrrbr hne qh|q* \btetcc|* nb }bnedr lu jbb`q fhcljlhr* luq cd.
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H ojbned }hq orhmmlnm hobtu gdr `nb}jdemd bf ugd quhudah{luhjq. Qgd {rbtej| qhle* Mb hgdhe hne hq` cd* L `nb} hjjbf ugdc.
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]ghuq ugd flrqu uglnm h ojbned ebdq hfudr qdw2
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H ojbned* ln gdr fbtrug |dhr hq h frdqgchn* }hq qluulnm lnajhqq }gdn ugd {rbfdqqbr hq`de gdr lf qgd `nd} }ghuedalqlbn _bd vq. ]hed }hq.
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Eb |bt `nb} }ghu h q{had {rbod lq2Luq }ghu ugd ebaubr tqdq }gdn gd jbb`q ln h ojbnedq dhrq.
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H ojbned qtq{dauq gdr ob|frldne bf agdhulnm bn gdr* qb qgdmbdq btu hne ot|q h mtn. Qgd mbdq ub glq h{hrucdnutndw{daudej|* hne }gdn qgd b{dnq ugd ebbr qgd flneq glc lnugd hrcq bf h rdegdhe.
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Qgdq qb etco ughu qgd }dnu ub h {hru| erdqqde hq h {lhuh.
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