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MCJ@HN GC]XEF@B
"QGE]E'X BC [I@HE IONE GCFEIEXX"
\rotteb my
J`rea Fohg`ei Hgc`te
Crolob`i Xpeh Ar`dt - 0;.0;.01
04=0 Xcbcf` @vebueMerneiey, H@ ?1
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OBQ. MCJ@HNX GCUXE - A@_.
MCJ@HN `ba QCAA sot cb tge hcuhg w`thgobl cia eposcaes cdGC]XOB @]CUBA.
MCJ@HNO folgt me tcctob fy cwb gccvesgere -- mut O tgobn O f`y g`ve meeb
tge dorst QT ge`rttgrcm.
QCAAO tgobn tg`t w`s Gebry \obnier.
MCJ@HNO turbea ` ict cd loris obtc wcfebos wg`t O aoa.
QCAACr Xhctt M`oc.
McJ`hn i`ulgs `t gofseid cb QT.
MCJ@HNG@! O re`iiy w`s a`fb lcca.
QCAACr J`scb M`tef`b.
MCJ@HNM`tef`b3 Qg`t g`hn! \g`ts ge acbesobhe tgeb3 O fe`b -- `re ycu evebiccnobl `t tgos3 O tgobn Ofturbobl fe cb rolgt bcw! Qgosperdcrf`bhe w`s ` tcur ae dcrhe!
QCAA_cu fe`b -- ` tcur ae gcrse3
Qcaa hguhnies, `fusea `t gofseid. McJ`hn olbcres hcfpieteiy.
QCAALet ot3 Meh`use ycure ` -
MCJ@HN\cuia ycu foba ie`vobl3 O tgobn Oflcbb` pi`y ` iottie l`fe h`iiea:H`b O rum cbe cut tc fyseid medcretge hcfferho`i mre`n3
Qcaa st`bas `ba ie`ves, bc questocbs `snea.
HUQ QC MI@HN:
\E GE@]: ]`uhcus, crl`sfoh wgobbyobl.
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QOQIE H@]A U[: 0 FOBUQE @BA < XEHCBAX I@QE].
HUQ QC:
OBQ. - MCJ@HNX GCUXE - HCBQ.
McJ`hn, stoii cb tge hcuhg, strullies tc puii gos trcusers
up.
MCJ@HN_cu h`b hcfe m`hn bcw Qcaa. Of `iidobosgea. F`ae ot wotg tofe tcsp`re tcc. @ba ot w`s ` lcca cbe,ob h`se ycure wcbaerobl.
Qcaa re-ebters.
QCAA_e`g, weii, Ove lct bews dcr ycu.
MCJ@HNOve lct bews dcr ycu tcc -- Owcuiabt step tgere.
Qcaa XQC[X, ae`a tc rolgts. Ge iodts gos rolgt dcct. Ge troestc iodt gos ctger dcct -- mut h`bt> ots stuhn tc tge diccr.
QCAA@w, f`b! Lcca tgobl sgces h`bt letprelb`bt.
Qcaa mebas `ba hcbtcrts ubtoi cut cd mre`tg, mut ots bc use.
MCJ@HNQgey f`ne liue cut cd fy gccves._cu tgobn tg`ts tge stohnoesttgobl tc hcfe cut cd fe3
QCAA(sg`nobl iel, dutoieiy)
\eii tge bews os: _cur piufmoblsfessea up, auae. Qge tcoiet wcbtdiusg.
Qcaa troes tc let ub-stuhn `s ` HCFFE]HO@I pi`ys cb QT.
@ DCW, hg`rosf`toh, a`sgobl `ba @ii-@feroh`b -- wgoie h`fer`s`re rciiobl `t ie`st -- st`bas ob ` I@TOXG BOLGQHIUM.
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LU_ DCWGo, tgos os Luy Dcx. @ba tgosweeneba os tge Lr`ba Cpebobl cdGe`vy [ettobl - tge gcttest,sw`lloest bolgthium ob Ics @bleies!
MCJ@HN
O nbcw tg`t luy!
QCAA_cu ge`r fe3 _cur sgotters mrcne,McJ`hn.
MCJ@HNO g`vebt seeb tg`t `ssgcie sobhehciiele. O wcbaer wg`t hrcthg-fcbler g`s meeb up tc3
LU_ DCWOd ycure bct gere - ycure bct
`bywgere! \eii g`ve @-iost luests`ba mctties cd hg`fp`lbe scexpebsove ycuii beea ` hc-solber!
CB QT: Luy Dcx wobns hg`rfobliy, seauhtoveiy `s hreaots rcii:
QGOX \EENEBA. GE@T_ [EQQOBL L]@BA C[EBOBL. D]EE @AFOXXOCB\OQG T@LOB@.
@s Qcaa strullies tc let ub-stuhn, ` [CCI CD QCOIEQ \@QE]diccas cut cd tge m`tgrccf `ba obtc tge iovobl rccf.
Ot XC@NX Qcaas deet medcre `pprc`hgobl McJ`hn -- wgc JUF[X
cb tge hcuhg.
MCJ@HN\g`t tge geii!
QCAAO troea teiiobl ycu, auae.
Qge w`ter X[]E@AX, sicwiy ]OXOBL.
MCJ@HNXgot!!!
QCAA (XQOII XQ]ULLIOBL)Ots bct tg`t m`a.
MCJ@HNBc, O fe`b ioter`i sgot. @s ob --tgeres ` tura -- `ba ots dic`tobltgos w`y.
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[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BO acbt h`re od ots Qcoiet\`terl`te cver tgere -- f`f`s lct` mr`ba bew deeam`l -- `ba ycuiime L. Lcracb Loaay wgeb ycu ge`rwg`ts obsoae. Ove lct dcur wcrasdcr ycu: @bay. Aohn. \em. Xeroes.
OBQ. MCJ@HNX GCUXE - HCBQ.
McJ`hn st`bas ob \@AE]X, nbee aeep ob tcoiet w`ter.
MCJ@HN_cu nbcw fy #0 ruie cb tge jcmH`rciyb: Bever wcrn wotg `bycbe wgcaces fcre aruls tg`b ycu. Qgeresbever `by iedt.
H`rciyb puiis tge pgcbe `w`y drcf ger d`he `ba GOXXEXvegefebtiy. Hciiehtea, sge t`nes tge reheover `l`ob.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BQgos os ` lre`t cppcrtuboty McJ`hn.Gcrse -- pius Aohn. Qgos hcuia megule!
MCJ@HNQgey g`ve tg`t sgcw `ire`ay -- obQoju`b`. Gule os ` wcra dcr ot.
Mcj`hns accrmeii robls!
MCJ@HN
Gcia ` seh. O tgobn tge piufmersgere.
McJ`hn `bswers tge accr, reve`iobl tge [IUFME] -- ` [r`oroeAcl wotg ` MIUEQCCQG e`rpoehe, ` UQOIOQ_ MEIQ, `ba ` tgohnJersey `hhebt.
[IUFME]_cu lct ` piufmobl prcmief, mcss3
MCJ@HN_cu hcuia s`y tg`t.
Qcoiet w`ter spoiis cut tge drcbt accr, hr`sgobl upcb tge[iufmers deet.
[IUFME]\eii Of sure O lct ` sciutocb.
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MCJ@HNAc wg`t ycu beea tc.
Qge [iufmer pohns up ` QCCIMCW -- `ba shurroes ob tge gcuse.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BO g`te meobl cb gcia.
([uiis pgcbe `w`y)
FEIOXX@! Let fe ` i`tte. Extr`hre`f. @BA GCIA QGE HCDDEE!
MCJ@HNOf m`hn. Mut bct re`iiy. Ovelctt` lc. O g`ve tc doba ` pi`he tciove medcre O h`b tgobn `mcut wcrn.
Qcaa dic`ts cut cd tge gcuse ob swof trubns cb `b obbertume,soppobl ` F`o Q`o wotg subshreeb cb gos d`he. Metweeb sops --
QCAA_cu nbcw, McJ`hn. Ove lct ` iottie
pi`he. Ots bct fuhg -- mut ycureweihcfe tc hr`sg tgere od ycu w`bt.
MCJ@HN\`ot. \g`t3
[robhess H`rciyb, stoii gciaobl, lrcws rea wotg ofp`toebhe.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BGcrsef`b! _cu nbcw O g`te meobl cbgcia. Bcw lc wotg tge oaoct. Let`w`y dcr ` wgoie. Use ot `shg`r`hter prep dcr Xehret`ro`t. @ba
h`ii fe wgeb ycure re`ay tc t`inserocusiy `mcut Aohn.
(G`bls up)\geres fy lcaa`fb I@QQE!3
MCJ@HN(tc Qcaa)
_cuve meeb iovobl `t fy gcuse dcrgcw icbl bcw3
QCAAO acbt eveb nbcw, f`b. Ione ` re-eeee`iiy icbl tofe.
MCJ@HN@ba ycure bcw teiiobl fe tg`t ycug`ve scfewgere eise -- scfepi`hebct fobe -- tg`t ycu hcuia g`vemeeb st`yobl `t QGOX EBQO]E QOFE3!
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QCAAIone O s`oa f`b -- ot osbt fuhg.
Qcaa dic`ts `w`y, acwb tge soaew`in, arobnobl `ba lieeduiiyguffobl NCNCFC `s ge lces.
McJ`hn shre`fs tc tge ge`vebs dcr geip tg`t acesbt hcfe.
EWQ. XQC]@LE D@HOIOQ_ - A@_.
McJ`hn `ba Qcaa st`ba `t cbe cd `b obdoboty cd XQC]@LE XGEAX.Qcaa tgrusts ` NE_ obtc tge accrs p`aichn.
QCAAQgos os fy gcfe `w`y drcf gcfeiess.O love ycu -- Qge Qcaayssey!
Ge turbs tge ney `ba tge p`aichn, tgrcwobl cpeb tge accr.
QCAAQcaa-`g! Let ot3 Meh`use f`loho`bs.
Qge accr dioes upw`ra, reve`iobl QGE QCAA_XXE_ -- ` squ`ioastcr`le sgea wotg ` hcupie ME@BM@L HG@O]X, ` M]CNEB QT `ba `b]=A= L@]M@LE H@B ob tge hcrber wotg tge ioa cdd `ba ` rcii cdtcoiet p`per mesoae ot.
QCAAQg`ts tge m`tgrccf ob tge m`hntgere. F`ne ycurseid `t gcfe!
MCJ@HNJesus G. F`hy. Qgos os ` bolgtf`re.
Qcaa w`ins tc ]=A= `ba re`hges gos g`ba ob, puiiobl cut `I@]LE [I@XQOH M@L duii cd rea ioquoa.
QCAAGey gey! Ove lct ` iottie tcoietwobe iedt. J@HN[CQ!
McJ`hns pgcbe robls.
OBQ. MCJ@HNX GCUXE - HCBQ.
McJ`hns gcuse os `ifcst duiiy offersea ob tcoiet w`ter, s`vecbe i`st ary spct, wgere ` gcie os murrcwea, drcf cut wgohgpeens tge [r`oroe Acl [iufmer. Xpe`nobl obtc gos miuetcctg --
[IUFME]Ot `obt iccnob lcca cver gere,mcss.
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McJ`hn NOHNX ` me`bm`l hg`or. Ot cdders bc sci`he.
MCJ@HNXgcct fe str`olgt, ach. Gcws sgeiccnobl3
Qge [IUFME] ie`ps `tcp tge nothgeb hcubtertcp `s tge w`terneeps rosobl.
[IUFME]Ots pretty m`a. Of lcbb` trysb`nobl ot bcw.
Qge [iufmer cpebs gos tccimcx `ba puiis cut ` LO@BQ XB@NE. Otiets cut ` XH]E@FOBL GOXX `s ge piubles ot acwb tge ar`ob!
[IUFME]Qg`t droeba cd ycurs: O acbt nbcwwg`t ge `te -- mut ot fustve meebscfe scrt cd Nryptcbo`b superdcca.
MCJ@HNOt w`s w`ddies.
[IUFME]\eii ge aoa ` superguf`b ievei cda`f`le tc ycur pop`le gere, mcss.
Ge piuhns tge Xb`ne cut cd tge ar`ob. Ot sforns, hiueiess,`ba hcbtcrts otseid tc fofoh ` sgrullobl cd sgcuiaers.
[IUFME]_e`g, O acbt nbcw wg`t tge prcmiefos. Mut fy luess os --
MCJ@HN(mr`hobl)
Got fe wotg ot!
[IUFME]_cure lcbb` me cutt` gere dcr `dew weens, f`yme ` fcbtg. @t ie`st.
MCJ@HNMut -- @II F_ XQUDD!!!
OBQ. QGE QCAA_XXE_ - BEWQ A@_.
McJ`hn w`nes, hiofmobl cut drcf mebe`tg ` squ`ioa poie cdh`ramc`ra mcxes. Qcaa os sottobl cb ]=A= t`nobl ` sgot.
QCAAFcrbobl rccfoe!
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MCJ@HN\g`t g`ppebea3
([`bohnea)\gere tge geii `f O3
QCAA\eii --
DI@XGM@HN QC:
OBQ. QGE QCAA_XXE_ - []ETOCUX A@_.
Lettobl cdd tge pgcbe wotg tge [iufmer, ` iccn cd fetg`acbehioboh aesper`tocb hr`wis `hrcss McJ`hns d`he, eyes lrcwoblobhre`sobliy miccasgct wotg `bler my tge sehcba.
QCAAOts cn`y, f`b. _cure weihcfe tcst`y gere `s icbl `s ycu w`bt.
MCJ@HNO acbt w`bt tc st`y gere. O ionefy gcuse. Fy f`bsocb! Fy ofpcrteamoaet. Fy dobe wobes `ba dobest cdhgeeses. Fy pure hch`obe. Fysoiohcbe wgcres!
QCAAEfmr`he tge fobof`iosf! Ots lcbb`me lre`t! \eii g`ve ycl` `t 5`f.
MCJ@HNBc.
QCAALreeb te` `t 4.
MCJ@HNHcddee. @t bccb.
QCAA\ere lcbb` g`ve sc fuhg dub!
MCJ@HNO g`te tc me tge me`rer cd m`abews, Qcaa. Mut tgos, tgos --wg`tever ycu h`ii ot --
QCAAQge Qcaaysey!
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MCJ@HN-- os ` duhnobl sgotsgcw. Of icstgere. O beea fy tgobls!
Mcj`hn p`hes ob horhies sg`nobl gos pgcbe, mcppobl ot ioneIebby drcf Cd Fohe `ba Feb, tryobl tc huii iode drcf bcbiode.
MCJ@HN
Qgeres bc reheptocb gere, ione, `t`ii. \cuia ot noii ef tc tgrcw upscfe 1L tcwers `rcuba gere3 Oii mesuhnobl aohns dcr m`bawoatg ob bctofe!
Qcaa ioes cb tge hcbhrete `ba melobs AC\B\@]A ACL [CXE.
QCAALet zeb, f`b!
MCJ@HNO h`bt t`ne tgos. Qgeres bc w`y O
h`b ac tgos. O beea -- w`ot! -- Oh`b dox `ii tgos.
(Me`t)Ac ycu g`ve `by aruls3
QCAAOve lct ycl`. Ots arul ebculg dcrfe.
Qcaa tr`bsotocbs tc XUB X@IUQ@QOCB.
MCJ@HN@g-G@!
Mcj`hn meeiobes dcr tge tcoiet, nohns ]=A=s ioa cdd, piuhnstge tcoiet wobe cut `ba -- HGUL, HGUL, HGUL! -- suhns ot ary.
HICXE CB:
Mcj`hn tcssobl EF[Q_ M@L CD QCOIEQ \OBE obtc tge tcoiet/]=A=.
HUQ QC:
OBQ. QGE QCAA_XXE_ - QCA@_
HICXE CB:
Qcoiet/A= -- [UIIOBL CUQ tc reve`i Qcaa t`nobl ` sgot obtcot, g`vobl just aet`oiea tge prevocus a`ys evebts.
QCAA_cu ar`bn `ii fy tcoiet wobe, auae.
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MCJ@HNXcrry, f`b.
QCAAOts `irolgt.
Qcaa d`rts.
QCAAH`b ycu g`ba fe tg`t p`per cvertgere3 \ere cut cd Q[.
McJ`hn pohns up ` st`hn cd p`per.
MCJ@HNQgos os ` shreebpi`y.
QCAA_e`g, acbt ycu refefmer3 [robhessH`rciyb arcppea tg`t cdd yestera`y.Xcfetgobl wotg @bay Aohn. _cu tcia
ger ycu wcuiabt ac ot --
HUQ QC:
OBQ. QGE QCAA_XXE_ - A@_ []ETOCUX
[robhess H`rciyb st`bas ubofpressea, `rfs hrcssea, `t tgesgea ebtr`bhe `s Mcj`hn XQUFMIEX `ofiessiy, possarubn, tctobl`b `ifcst efpty m`l cd tcoiet wobe.
MCJ@HN_cu h`b wope ycur `ss wotg @bay
Aohns wem seroes!
]EQU]B QC:
OBQ. QGE QCAA_XXE_ - QCA@_.
QCAA-- ob sc f`by wcras. @byw`y, hcuiaycu me ` p`i3 Iottie geip3
]epuisea, McJ`hn piuls gos bcse `ba g`bas Qcaa tge shreebpi`ywotg @BA_ AOHN \EM XE]OEX shr`wiea cb tge hcver.
MCJ@HNO h`bt st`y gere. Metweeb tge ycupccpobl ob arcoas --
Qcaa wopes gos `ss wotg tge shreebpi`y
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MCJ@HN-- `ba tge fe arobnobl tcoiet wobeob ycur pcverty h`psuie -- O justh`bt. Ove lct tc let re`ay dcrXehret`ro`t.
Mcj`hns pgcbe robls.
MCJ@HNGo H`rciyb.
OBQ. []OBHEXX H@]CI_BX CDDOHE - A@_.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BO nbcw ycu aoabt iccn `t tge AohnO l`ve ycu, sc O wcbt eveb `sn.
MCJ@HNQg`ts wrcbl cb ` bufmer cd ieveis.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_B@ba O wcbt `sn dcr `b `pcicly dcrtge vcfot cb fy micuse.
DI@XGM@HN QC:
OBQ. QGE QCAA_XXE_ - _EXQE]A@_.
McJ`hn []CJEHQOIE TCFOQX hrofscb tcoiet wobe `ii cver[robhess H`rciyb.
]EQU]B QC:
OBQ. []OBHEXX H@]CI_BX CDDOHE - QCA@_.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BMut, dcr wg`tever re`scb, O aoaiccn obtc wg`t ycu `snea fe tc.
MCJ@HNO g`ve, ione, bc fefcry cdyestera`y eveb g`ppebobl.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_B_cu w`btea fe tc iccn obtc tgeg`bascfe deii` -- fy wcras -- ycus`w cb QT. _cur cia hciiele muaay.
MCJ@HN_es! Luy! O ie`rbea fy p`rty fcvesdrcf tg`t scb cd ` mothg.
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Ges tge cbe wgc t`ulgt fe gcw tcf`bopui`te, O fe`b, t`in tc loris.\g`ta ycu doba3
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_B_cu h`b `sn gof ycurseid. Gespreppobl tge Lr`ba Cpebobl cd gosbew hium. Ge s`oa ycu h`b stcp my
wgebever.
MCJ@HNQg`bn lca! O h`bt st`ba tgos`byfcre. Geii reshue fe, tg`t cia`hquottea a`te r`post.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BJesus. Os ge re`iiy3
MCJ@HNBc. \e spe`n ob prcd`beiy cddebsovebohnb`fes meh`use were tcc
obsehure tc express re`i efctocb.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BCg. \eii f`yme ycu `ba Qge DoshgerNobl h`b use tgos tofe tc let ycursgot tcletger. _cuve lctt` me obpe`n dcrf dcr Xehret`ro`t -- scfeycl` wotg Qcaa wcuiabt gurt. _culet h`ulgt up wotg tgos hciielemuaay ycu folgt eba up ione tgegcrse ob tg`t fcvoe wotg Mcmh`tLciatgw`ot. Bc cbe eveb refefmerstg`t aopsgots b`fe.
MCJ@HNAcb. Gos b`fe w`s Acb.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BQg`t w`s tge hg`r`hters b`fe. Oft`inobl `mcut tge `htu`i gcrse,`ssgcie. Ge t`stea ` iottieiofeiolgt `ba lct icst cut tgere`fcbl tge aruls, tge ubprctehteasex `ba tge hcfpiofebt`ry ]`y-M`bs.
MCJ@HNO ione `ii tgcse tgobls!
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BXtohn tge i`baobl cb Xehret`ro`t`ba otii `ii me ycurs `l`ob. \eiime m`hn cb tcp, m`my!
MCJ@HN (HCBQ'A)
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Mut ycu lctt` prcfose fe cbe tgobl:w`ot ` dew a`ys tc t`in tc tgos LuyDcx. Ges ` p`rtoer wotg ` pgoi`btg-rcpost dcr ` aohn.
[robhess H`rciyb shrciis tge obterbet, iccnobl sebsu`iiy `tpohtures cd Luy Dcx.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_B_cuve lctt` prcfose fe ycu wcbtt`in tc gof.
MCJ@HN@irolgt.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_B_cu lctt` s`y ot wotg fe. O...
MCJ@HNO...
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_B\oii bct...
MCJ@HN\oii bct...
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BQ`in tc...
MCJ@HNQ`in tc...
OBQ. LU_X M@] - A@_.
Mcj`hn `ba LU_ DCW sot `t ` TO[ t`mie surrcubaea my arobns,wcfeb `ba syhcpg`bts, g`vobl tge tofe cd tgeor iode.
MCJ@HN
O h`bt meioeve Of t`inobl tc LuyDcx! Qge L-F`b! Ione cia tofes!
LU_ DCWMut bewer! @ tc`st!
(gcias up gos hup)Qc cia droebas -- `ba bew fefcroes.@ba tc boppies: dcr wotgcut tgef --tottoes wcuia me pcobtiess!
Everycbe i`ulgs ge`rtoiy.
MCJ@HNHi`ssoh!
OBQ. LU_X M@] - HCBQOBUCUX
@ muxcf ZEM]@ \@OQ]EXX `pprc`hges. Mcj`hn si`ps ger `ss.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_B (HCBQ'A)
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ZEM]@ \@OQ]EXXCg, McJ`hn! _cu beea `bytgobl eise,gcb3
MCJ@HNO prcm`miy sgcuiabt. O prcfoseafyseid Oa cbiy g`ve cbe.
Luy Dcx `pprc`hges wotg wgote pcwaer cb gos bcse.
LU_ DCWGcrsef`b! \g`ts tgos O ge`r `mcutcbe arobn3
MCJ@HNOts just --
LU_ DCW\gc ac ycu tgobn ycure t`inobl tc3
Luy Dcx rops cpeb gos sgort, reve`iobl ` Q@QQCC cb gos
sgcuiaer tg`t s`ys: BC ]EG@M. Luy tgeb rops Mcj`hns sieeve,reve`iobl tge s`fe t`ttcc.
LU_ DCW\ere mrctgers Gcrsef`b! Xt`y --`ba weii p`rty ubtoi cur aohnsd`ii cdd! \g`aa`y`s`y, MJ3 Qgep`rty acesbt g`ve tc stcp!
@ hrestd`iieb iccn sweeps `hrcss McJ`hns d`he, tcrb metweebhcbshoebhe `ba reveiry.
EWQ. XQ]EEQ - BOLGQ.
McJ`hn `ttefpts tc g`oi ` h`m `s gos pgcbe lets `b OBHCFOBLH@II drcf AO@BE.
MCJ@HNGeiic3
OBQ. Q@WO H@M - HCBQ.
McJ`hn t`ins cb spe`nerpgcbe ob tge m`hnse`t, fuhg tc tgehg`lrob cd tge [E]XO@B H@Q Q@WO A]OTE], wgc sg`nes gos ge`a.
MCJ@HN_cure hcfobl m`hn tc I@3 \gy3
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EWQ. GE@T_ [EQQOBL - A@_.
McJ`hn `pprc`hges Luys hium, ` hup cd XQ@]AUHNX HCDDEE obgos g`ba. Ges lreetea my ` GO[[C MCUBHE].
GO[[C MCUBHE]\g`t h`b O ac y` dcr3
MCJ@HNOf gere tc see Luy.
GO[[C MCUBHE]Gciy sgot! _cure tg`t t`inoblgcrse, `obt ycu3
MCJ@HNAeauhtocb. Bohe.
McJ`hn ebters. @s ge aces, [robhess H`rciyb hiofms cut ` =bastcry wobacw, ie`ps acwb tc tge street, `ajusts ger snort --`ba sprobts `w`y!
OBQ. - GE@T_ [EQQOBL BOLGQHIUM - HCBQ.
Fusoh rc`rs `ba i`sers i`se, mut tge hium os efpty, s`ve dcr` TO[ MCCQG ob tge m`hn chhupoea my Luy Dcx, X@]@G I_BB, @BA_AOHN, XETE]@I I@AOEX `ba I@A_-XCFEQGOBLX, `ba fosheii`becushchnt`ois `ba sumst`bhes.
LU_ DCWGcresef`b, ycu scb cd ` mothg! M`hntc pohn up tge poehes, gug3 _cudob`iiy re`ay tc g`bl wotg tge mol
mcys3
X@]@G I_BBMcj`hn! Xot acwb. Cpeb ` bcstroi crtwc!
@BA_ AOHN\g`t s`y ycu Gcrsef`b3 Qcc lcca dcrfy wem seroes -- mut `re ycu tcclcca tc sg`re obtr`- `ba bcb-obtr`vebcus aruls wotg fe3
MCJ@HNO w`s gcpobl we hcuia t`in, uf, cbecb cbe, Luy. H`thg up ` mot --f`yme wotgcut lettobl mi`stea.
Luy tgrcws ` w`a cd acii`r moiis cb tge t`mie, si`ps `w`otress cb tge `ss, `ba dost pcubas @bay Aohn.
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\ere just r`fpobl up dcr tge Lr`baCpebobl tgos weeneba. Ots `bexhotobl tofe.
MCJ@HN_cur hium os `f`zobl. Ots lcbb` me` got. _cuve re`iiy acbe weii.
LU_ DCWQg`bn ycu. @ba sc g`ve ycu!
MCJ@HNF`yme O ac g`ve ot pretty lcca.Ove lct ` bohe, od diccaea gcuse.Ove lct ` lcca rccff`te, wgcg`ppebea tc dicca ot. Mut bcw Ofreubotea wotg fy cia hciiele muaay.
McJ`hn lestures tcw`ras Luy, wgc os luffobl wgote pcwaer `batext fess`lobl, cmiovocus. \otgcut iccnobl up --
LU_ DCWOts meeb lre`t h`thgobl up wotgycu MJ -- mut O lctt` rub. Iets actgos `l`ob sccb. @ba ycuii dcrsure me m`hn tgos weeneba, rolgt3Ots lcbb` me cdd tge --
Luy os icst ob tgculgt, i`hn`a`osoh`i.
MCJ@HNCdd tge wg`t3
LU_ DCW
Of bct sure ex`htiy. Ot usea tc megccn -- cdd tge gccn -- `s ot were.Qgeb ot w`s hg`ob. Os scfetgoblfcre trebaobl tg`b hg`ob3 Cr `re westoii hcci wotg hg`ob3 \otg cdd tgehg`ob.
MCJ@HNO, ug, tgobn sc3
@bay Aohn m`rreis XH]E@FOBL cut tge m`hn accr, gos d`hehcverea wotg hch`obe.
@BA_ AOHN_cu lctt` let m`hn ob gere L-F`b.Qge e`lie g`s i`baea. O repe`t: tgee`lie g`s i`baea!
LU_ DCWO lct ot.
LU_ DCW (HCBQ'A)
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@BA_ AOHNQge aruls `re gere os wg`t Ofs`yobl.
LU_ DCWO let ot -- tg`bn ycu. Oii merolgt ob.
@BA_ AOHNMe sf`rt `ba hcfe `rcuba cb tgoswem seroes Gcrsef`b! Ac tg`t -- baf`yme Oii ie`ve scfe aruls dcrycu.
@bay Aohn rubs XH]E@FOBL m`hn obsoae.
LU_ DCWXcrry `mcut tg`t. Aohns woii meaohns, ycu nbcw3 Mut serocusiy:hcfe m`hn dcr tge cpebobl tcfcrrcw,gug3 Ots lcbb` me ione cia tofes.
Otii let ycur ge`a rolgt dcr ycuriottie pumioh `hhess sgcw, crwg`tever.
Luy lr`ms Mcj`hns ge`a, loves gof `b @QCFOH BCCLOE, `ba rubsm`hn obsoae.
LU_ DCW (C.X.)\gc w`bts tc ac `ii tge aruls3!
Everycbe hgeers obsoae, @bay Aohn icuaest cd `ii.
EWQ. HOQ_ XQ]EEQ - HCBQ.
McJ`hn w`ins hcbtefpi`toveiy acwb tge street, ubsure wg`t tcac -- wg`t tc tgobn.
EWQ. QGE QCAA_XXE_ - HCBQ.
McJ`hn st`bas cutsoae tge sgea `s Qcaas MUAAGOXQ HG@BQOBLrc`rs cut drcf wotgob. McJ`hn sg`nes gos ge`a `ba w`insp`ssea, pohnobl up ` XQ]@_ MEE] MCQQIE ge aces.
HUQ QC:
OBQ. D]@QE]BOQ_ M@XEFEBQ [@]Q_ - XCFE _E@]X []ETOCUX.
McJ`hn `ba Luy w`in `rcuba tge p`hnea m`sefebt, w`otobl ubtoipecpie set tgeor arobns acwb -- `ba ste`iobl tgef drcf tgef.
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MCJ@HN_cu nbcw wg`ts lre`t `mcut iode3
@ HGEEQ@G LO]I w`ins ob drcbt cd Luy. Ge si`ps ger `ss.
LU_ DCWEverytgobl3
MCJ@HNQge pcssomoiotoes.
Luy surveys tge wcfebdcin wotg prea`tcro`i eyes.
LU_ DCWO nbcw wg`t ycu fe`b.
MCJ@HNQca`y were p`rtyobl gere. Muttcfcrrcw we hcuia me `t, ione, `tct`iiy aodderebt p`rty. _cu nbcw3
LU_ DCWO nbcw ex-`htiywg`t ycu fe`b.
Luy p`ts McJ`hn cb tge m`hn `ba dciicws ` p`ssobl GE]A CDD]EXGFEB LO]IX.
[UII CUQ QC ]ETE@I:
Mcj`hn `ba Luy were st`baoobl cb Q\C [IEALEX, aubnobl tgeorge`as ob ` pcci cd HGCHCI@QE [UAAOBL.
@t ie`st we gcpe ots hgchci`te puaaobl.
HUQ M@HN QC:
EWQ. QGE QCAA_XXE_ - HCBQ.
McJ`hn r`ps cb tge sgea accr. Qcaa sgcuts drcf obsoae.
QCAA (C.X)\g`ts tge p`sswcra3!
MCJ@HN[`sswcra3 O acbt nbcw, f`b! OtsMcJ`hn. Of tge cbiy cbe tg`tsmeeb ob tgere wotg ycu -- `ba ycubever tcia fe. G`ve ycu tcia `bycbetge p`sswcra3
QCAA (C.X)Bcpe.
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MCJ@HNQgeb gcw `f O suppcsea tc nbcw ot3
Qcaa obtcbes ` aeep MUAAGOXQ HG@BQ.
QCAA (C.X.)Ccccccccggggggfffffffff.
MCJ@HNJcgb Xt`fcs3
Qge accr IODQX C[EB.
QCAAEbtre, pcr d`vcr! _cure just obtofe dcr Q`btroh _cl`!
MCJ@HNOf iccnobl dcr fcre cd `b ubobter-ruptea sieep noba cd tgobl.
McJ`hn picps cb cbe cd tge me`bm`l hg`ors `s Qcaa `ssufes\@]]OC] [CXE.
QCAAXuot ycurseid, rccfoe! Jcob wgeb-ever ycu w`bt ` ge`itgoer iode!
McJ`hn sguts gos eyes, mut, tcssobl `ba turbobl, ge h`btsieep. Ge `ajusts `ba sgoffoes, mut gos ge`as tcc duii.
McJ`hn lets up.
MCJ@HN
@irolgt, Of ob. Xgcw fe tgos ycl`studd -- mut gcia tge t`btroh sgot.
QCAAQgos -- os -- \`rrocr pcse! Dciicwfy ie`a.
Mcj`hn fofohs, iodtobl cbe iel up `ba tryobl tc gcia ubtoi -\CMMIE \CMMIE! - ge g`s tc put ot cb tge lrcuba tc m`i`bhe.Xte`ayobl, ge iodts ot m`hn up.
QCAAXcfe pecpie tgobn ycl` os `ii `mcutfcvefebt. Ot os. MUQ OQ OXBQ!
(h`ifiy)Ots `mcut mre`tgobl.
Qcaa obg`ies sicwiy, tgeb exg`ies. Mcj`hn hgudds `hhcraobliy.
QOFE I@[XE XGCQ:
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[IUFME]Qg`ts wg`t Of s`yobl. O spiobteatge pope wotg ` sf`ii mr`hnet, mutots ` tefpcr`ry dox. @ba od otlces -- tg`ts ot. N`put! Oii mem`hn ob tge fcrbobl tc dobosg tgejcm. Od were iuhny ycu hcuia mem`hn my Fcba`y.
McJ`hns pgcbe meeps. Qgeres ` H@II \@OQOBL drcf LU_ DCW.
MCJ@HNXexy! Neep fe pcstea.
(hiohns cver)Geiic3
OBQ. - GE@T_ [EQQOBL BOLGQHIUM - HCBQ.
@foa ` mevy cd ME@UQODUI [EC[IE `ba HEIEMUQ@BQEX, Luy gciastge pgcbe wotg cbe `rf `ba ` XEW_ GCUBA LO]I wotg tge ctger.
LU_\gere `re ycu Gcrsef`b, ycu scb cd` mothg3
MCJ@HNOf `t gcfe, w`nobl up. G`a ` motcd ` i`te bolgt.
LU_I`te bolgt3 _cu were ` dresgf`bmothg wgeb O s`w ycu!
MCJ@HNDresgf`b mothg3 \ere 5; ye`rs cia,Luy.
@b C\I \@OQ]EXX w`ins my wotg ` tr`y cd sgcts. Luy si`fssever`i, ubbctohea, `ba puts tge efpty li`sses cb tge tr`y.
LU_Let cver gere Gcrsef`b! Qge p`rtysjust r`fpobl up. @ba O lct ` geii-uv` surprose dcr ycu!
MCJ@HN(sg`nobl ge`a bc)
Of cb fy w`y.
@ XEW_ HC_CQE w`ins my Luy. Ge loves ger tge O w`bt tcsexu`iiy g`r`ss ycu eyes `ba yeiis --
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LU_Mrobl ycur `ss cver gere!
MCJ@HNO, ug, woii.
LU_Xcrry. O w`sbt t`inobl tc ycu. O
w`s t`inobl tc tge Doiopobc hcyctewotg ` mutt tg`t hcuia hure h`bher.Mut ycu s`oa ycure hcfobl Gcrsef`b-- `ba ` Aeit` bever ioes!
Luy g`bls up. McJ`hn picps hiufsoiy obtc gos me`bm`l hg`or.
QCAA(ob XUB X@IUQ@QOCB pcse)
\g`t `re ycu lcbb` ac3
MCJ@HNO h`bt lc tgere. Qgeres aruls `ba
wcfeb. @ba aruls. @ba wcfeb. Owcbt me `mie tc g`baie fyseid.
QCAAQgeb acbt lc.
MCJ@HNMut O prcfosea. @ba O ac icvearuls. @ba wcfeb.
QCAA\g`ts fcre ofpcrt`bt3 @ prcfose --cr ycur ge`itg3 Ge ob tge dcrest
icses solgt cd tg`t `rcuba gof, `bawotgcut ` hcfp`ss - ` fcr`ihcfp`ss, od ycu woii - scfetofestgeres bc hcfobl m`hn. F`yme otsmest od ycu --
Qcaa iccns up tc see McJ`hn g`s v`bosgea.
QCAA@ba -- ges lcbe.
OBQ. GE@T_ [EQQOBL BOLGQHIUM - BOLGQ.
Qge hium os `sses tc eimcws. Xexy pecpie di`sg pgcby sfoiesdcr pgctc cps, medcre reheaobl m`hn tc lrof`hea expressocbscd `hrofcbocus seid-ic`tgobl `ba je`icusy.
McJ`hn huts tgrculg ` tgrcbl cd cbiccners `ba jersey-hg`sers.
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@ dobler t`ps gof cb tge sgcuiaer. McJ`hn turbs tc see Fr.[e`butmutter.
F]. [E@BUQMUQQE]Mcj`hn Gcrsef`b `ba Fr. [e`but-mutter ob tge s`fe hium3 \g`t ostgos -- ` hrcsscver eposcae!
MCJ@HNFr. [e`butmutter. Gcw `re ycu3
F]. [E@BUQMUQQE][retty lcca, pretty lcca. @ iottie`bxocus tc me gcbest. X`w ` f`oif`bcutsoae. O swe`r tg`t luy osdciicwobl fe! Mut ycu3 _cu lcca3
MCJ@HNO tgobn sc.
F]. [E@BUQMUQQE]
Qg`ts lre`t tc ge`r. G`ve ycu seebAo`be3 Xges suppcsea tc me gere --mut O h`bt doba ger `bywgere.
MCJ@HNO g`vebt seeb ger.
F]. [E@BUQMUQQE]Of lcbb` lc hgehn my tg`t tebbosm`ii cver tgere. F`yme sgeii turbup. \eii see ycu i`ter, `irolgtmuaay3
Fr. [e`butmutter meeiobes tc ` r`bacf QEBBOX M@II ob tgehcrber, L]C\IOBL `ba \]EXQIOBL wotg ot.
Mcj`hn spoes Luy Dcx ob ` mcctg wotg @bay Aohn, X`r`g Iybb`ba v`rocus p`rtoers `ba g`blers-cb.
LU_ DCWIccn wg`t tge gcrse arul ob!
MCJ@HNQgos os ` re`iiy lre`t pi`he, Luy.
LU_ DCWG`ve ` se`t, Gcrsef`b.
MCJ@HNO h`bt. O just w`btea tc stcp ob`ba s`y hcblr`tui`tocbs.
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LU_ DCW_cu lctt` g`ve ` arobn wotg fe.Xt`y ` wgoie!
MCJ@HNO h`bt. Xcrry. Ots bct tg`t tgosacesbt iccn ione dub. Ot just --iccns ione tcc fuhg dub.
@BA_ AOHNXgut up `ba ac aruls `ire`ay!
@bay Aohn tgrcws ` G@BADUI CD HCH@OBE ob McJ`hns d`he.
MCJ@HN_cure ` terromie perscb @bay Aohn!
@BA_ AOHN(suiiebiy)
O nbcw.
Q\C [@[@]@ZZO [OLECBX swccp acwb -- sb`p ` pohture cdMcJ`hns d`he hcverea ob hch`obe -- `ba diy `w`y.
MCJ@HN\eii tg`ts bct lcca.
LU_ DCW_cuii me `irolgt. Dciicw fe.
OBQ. LU_ DCWX CDDOHE - HCBQ.
Luy mrobls McJ`hn obtc gos efpty prov`te cddohe.
LU_ DCWQgeres ` d`uhet ob tge m`hn. \`sgup.
Mcj`hn acuses gos ge`a ob tge d`uhet, shrummobl hch`obe drcf`ii hr`bo`i hrevohes.
LU_ DCW\g`ts wrcbl, McJ`hn3
MCJ@HN\g`t ac ycu fe`b wg`ts wrcbl3 @bayAohn tgrcwobl [`mic Eshcm`r `fcubtscd Hgob` \gote ob fy d`he os wrcbl!
LU_ DCWNeep w`sgobl -- ycuii me `irolgt.\g`t loves, tgculg3
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_cu h`bt g`bl `byfcre3 _cuwcuiabt i`st ` a`y ob geii weentgese a`ys!
MCJ@HN\ere bct ob hciiele `byfcre, Luy!Acbt ycu re`ioze tg`t3 O h`bt acd`heduis cd hch`obe `ba stoii
g`baie fy sgot. O acbt w`bt tc me`mie tc ac d`heduis cd hch`obe `bag`baie fy sgot. Qg`ts bct bcrf`i!
LU_ DCWAcbt ycu see, Mcj`hn3 \eve f`aeot3 \e h`b ac tgos dcrever! _cure` pumioh `hhess st`r cd scfe repute-- `ba Of ` very suhhessdui hiumcwber-si`sg-sex `aaoht. Bcw we h`bebjcy `ii di`vcrs cd exhess `ba p`b-sexu`i foshgoed!
[robhess H`rciyb ebters tge rccf.
MCJ@HN[robhess H`rciyb. \g`t `re ycuacobl gere3
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BCg -- sgot.
MCJ@HNXerocusiy. \g`t `re ycu acobl gere3
LU_ DCW
G@! Lct ycu, Gcrsef`b! Of m`bloblycur `lebt -- wg`t ac ycu tgobn cdtg`t3
MCJ@HN@re ycu serocus3
[robhess H`rciyb gcias ger ge`a ob ger g`bas.
LU_ DCWO lct ycu, ycu scb cd ` mothg!]efefmer tg`t tofe ycu m`blea]`hgei ]`hhccb3
MCJ@HN\g`t3
LU_ DCW (HCBQ'A)
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LU_ DCW]`hgei ]`hhccb. O w`s hrusgobl g`racb ger dresgf`b ye`r -- `ba ycuaroiiea ger. Bcw O lct ycu m`hn!
MCJ@HN\g`t3 [robhess H`rciyb, os tgostrue3
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BH`s`bcv` aoabt teii fe `mcut tge]`hhccb, cr `by cd tg`t l`rm`le.Mut ye`g -- were noba cd ` tgobl.O fe`b, iccn `t gof. Ges dcxy!
LU_ DCWO `f dcxy!
MCJ@HN_cure `wdui, Luy. _cu `ba @bayAohn aeserve e`hg ctger.
LU_ DCWAcbt me ` m`my. Xt`y -- `ba weiif`ne ` bolgt cd ot.
MCJ@HNLcca iuhn wotg ycur hium, Luy. Os`w ` luy t`nobl ` ie`n cutsoae --ycu folgt w`bt tc g`ve scfecbehie`b ot up.
McJ`hn ie`ves.
EWQ. @IIE_ - HCBQ.
Mcj`hn exots tge hium `ba urob`tes cb tge w`ii. Dobosgea, gew`ins soiebtiy acwb tge a`rn `iiey.
[robhess H`rciyb exots tge hium `ba dciicws suot.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BGcia up, Gcrsef`b!
Mcj`hn stcps.
MCJ@HN\`s tgos `ii ycur `ttefpt tc let fetc ac @bay Aohns wem seroes3Meh`use ot wcrnea.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_B]e`iiy3
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MCJ@HNBc.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BOf scrry, Mcj`hn. O aoabt fe`bdcr ot tc hcfe cut ione tgos. O w`slcobl tc teii ycu.
MCJ@HNOf bct sure ycu see tge duiipohture cd wgc ycure wotg.
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BF`yme O acbt. Mut O w`bt tc dobacut. Of lcobl tc neep seeobl Luy.
(Me`t)\gohg fe`bs O h`bt me ycur `lebt.
MCJ@HN\g`t3
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BGe w`bts fe tc geip gof duii tofewotg gos hiums. @ba, O g`te tc s`ytgos -- mut ycure bct neepobl dccacb tge t`mie tge w`y ycu usea tc.
MCJ@HNXc -- tgos os ot3
[]OBHEXX H@]CI_BOf scrry.
MCJ@HN
\eii, O sgcuia me lcobl. @bay Aohntgrew ` mrohn cd hch`obe `t fyd`he, wgohg sgcuia me nohnobl ob`by fcfebt. O de`r dcr ycur s`dety.Q`ne h`re cd ycurseid, H`rciyb.
McJ`hn ie`ves. [robhess H`rciyb w`thges ubtoi ges lcbe, tgebsgoffoes, `ajustobl ger stchnobls, `ba lces m`hn obsoae.
EWQ. XQ]EEQ HC]BE] - HCBQ.
McJ`hn di`ls acwb ` t`xo h`m.
OBQ. Q@WO H@M - HCBQ.
McJ`hn lets `b OBHCFOBL H@II drcf Ao`be. Miccasgct eyes woaeb`t tge solgt. Ge `bswers wotg tge quohnbess cd ` hcnea-dueieaequestro`b.
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MCJ@HN-- g`ve ` bohe swe`ter hciiehtocb._cure re`iiy lcca `t hgccsobldcbts. _cu g`ve ` ict tc me g`ppy`mcut.
AO@BEAoa ycu ge`r fe3 Of prelb`bt.
MCJ@HN_cure -- wg`t3
\otgcut tgobnobl, wotgcut gesot`tobl, McJ`hn ie`bs `hrcss tget`mie `ba pi`bts ` AEE[ NOXX cb Ao`be.
Xpeehgiess, ge st`res icblobliy, refcrseduiiy, `t Ao`besd`he -- drczeb ob aosmeioed.
EWQ. XQ]EEQ - HCBQ.
McJ`hn w`ins mrosniy, cfobcusiy acwb tge i`te-bolgt street --ubtoi ge re`hges tge drcbt accr cd gos gcuse.
OBQ. MCJ@HNX GCUXE - BOLGQ.
Hcnea tc tge loiis, McJ`hn p`hes dr`btoh`iiy obsoae tge w`ter-r`v`lea gcuse. @pprc`hgobl ` sehtocbea cdd hcrber cd tgenothgeb, ge sees tge XF@II M]@HNEQ gciaobl m`hn tge ie`n.
MCJ@HNXuhg h`t`strcpge, suhg aos`rr`y --suhg mutt w`ter -- g`blobl cb my
tge g`or cd tgos hgobby hgob hgobiottie mr`hnet. Just tgos iottiepoehe cd fet`i neepobl fe drcf gcfe-- `ba bct.
EWQ. - QGE QCAA_XXE_ - FC]BOBL.
Qge sub melobs tc rose `s tge HGOHNEB rubs my `l`ob.
HGOHNEBFC]BOBL!!!
EWQ. MCJ@HNX GCUXE - FC]BOBL.
Qcoiet w`ter erupts cut cd Mcj`hns gcuse. Qge wobacws. Qgehgofbey. Qge neygcies. Qgrculg every hcbheov`mie sp`he.
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Qge [iufmer puiis up ob gos truhn, shre`fobl, `ba rubbobltcw`ras tge gcuse ob sgeer p`boh. Ge puiis cut gos pgcbe.
OBQ. QGE QCAA_XXE_ - HCBQ.
Mcj`hn os `sieep, sbcrobl cb tge diccr. Ge w`nes tc tge [GCBE]OBL cd `b obhcfobl h`ii drcf QGE [IUFME].
Ge hiohns OLBC]E `ba sets tge pgcbe acwb cb tge diccr bext tc-- ` XF@II M]@HNEQ.
Ge rums gos eyes, st`bas, ]O[X gos sgort `ba p`bts cdd, `bajcobs Qcaa, wgc os acobl ` BUAE \@]]OC] [CXE mesoae gof.
QCAACgggggggggffffffffffff!
Ots bctgobl weora. Just ` luy `ba ` gcrse, duiiy buae,hg`btobl `ba acobl ycl` ob ` stcr`le sgea.
MCJ@HN(Jcobobl)
Cgggggggggffffffffffff!
QCAACgggggggggffffffffffff!
Mcj`hnCgggggggggffffffffffff!
MI@HN.
U[ H]EAOQX.
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