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Charlise had been a bad girl this year but thought of a novel way to change Santa’s mind!
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After 15 pints, 4 vodkas, a bottle of white lightning and an unsmoked fag, it was little wonder that Perry couldn’t for the life of him remember the words to Crazy Frog!
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Chav Xmas Makeover: Before and After
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DJ Dazza couldn’t wait to get the wrapping off his present to find out what it is…
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Sharon couldn’t help bragging bout her 2 minute long fart. Little did she know it had almost blown her trackies off…
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At Christmas time, Gaz became a breast and leg man and Maz couldn’t wait for her Christmas stuffing…
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After breaking in thru the rear window it struck Big Dave and MC Burberry that joyriding in the snow with no window had it’s down points…
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Some chavette is gonna get preggers tonight at the Chicken Factory Annual Christmas Knees Up. Duane can feel it in his boner!
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After running out of spray paint the South Kappa Massif took to more primitive ways of marking their territory…
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Britain’s first chavvy siamese quadruplets celebrate a new glowstick…
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Kev and Trev both celebrate losing their virginities behind the Happy Shopper to a couple of 12 year olds…
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Please remember: A pit bull is for chavs not just for Christmas!