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DEAR NSA,
A quick work by Emiland De Cubber
@emilanddc - www.emiland.me
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Dear NSA,You can do whatever you want with my data.
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But not with my eyes.
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Those slides are hideous.I would have expected better from you...
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#SRSLY!?
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Let me take care of your slides.
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P R I S M
Introducing
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The number one source of raw intelligence.
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How can we monitor everything ?
U.S. &CANADA
EUROPE
AFRICA
ASIA &PACIFIC
LATIN AMERICA& CARRIBEAN
4,972 Gbps
2,721Gbps
2,946Gbps
11 Gbps
5 G
bps
343Gbps
40Gbps
1,345Gbps
So is your targets’ data.
Most of the world’s communicationsare flowing through the U.S.
Internation Internet Bandwidth
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What will you receive in collection?
Email Chat Videos Photos
File Transfers Login Activity Social Media Profiles
Many more data sources available upon request.
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From which sources?
Microsoft Google Yahoo!
Facebook PalTalk YouTube
Skype Aol Apple
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What is the plan?
2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
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What is the plan?
09/11/07
2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
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What is the plan?
09/11/07 03/12/08
2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
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What is the plan?
09/11/07 03/12/08
01/14/09
06/03/09
12/07/09
2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
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What is the plan?
09/11/07 03/12/08
01/14/09
06/03/09
12/07/09 09/24/10
2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
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What is the plan?
09/11/07 03/12/08
01/14/09
06/03/09
12/07/09 09/24/10
02/06/11
03/31/11
2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
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What is the plan?
09/11/07 03/12/08
01/14/09
06/03/09
12/07/09 09/24/10
02/06/11
03/31/11 Added Oct. 12
2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
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How much?
$ 20M per year
(It’s worth it. Come on, that’s a lot of data)
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P R I S M
Welcome to a new world.
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Even if you are not a government agency,I would be happy to help you with your next presentation.
or contact me at : [email protected]
Visit www.emiland.me
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Thanks to all these people!
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Symbols by The Noun ProjectPrism by Martha Ormiston
Email by Douglas NashConversation by Murali Krishna
Super 8 Camera by John CasertaPolaroids by Johan H. W. Basberg
Paper Clip by Marie CoonsKey by William J. Salvador
Community by Rémy Médard
Social Media IconsSimple Icons by Dan Leech
ProofreadingMack McConnell