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}g fk||gj hcrg nej gqgezwnii{ |`g |nkj }g |`cwij `nqg |gp
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`gige oiclfgj z`g jccr nej |`g `nj eklg hnzl`kem wejgr}gnr nej n mccj
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iki{k |n} iki{ `nj iccfgj nz h{ cflwtkj trcakig nej hg||nmgj `gr nej keqkzgj
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k |nz qgr{ ~wkgz nej lceaw|gj nej iccfgj wt nz `gr nej |`g }gez ~wkgz
nej |nkj zc acrmgz kz
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}g }gez zc n two nej znifgj nocwz }`{ }g jkjez `nqg |gp ke z`g tnrf
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nocwz |gp nej |`g |znrzgj lr{kem nej |nkj k jkjez akej `gr nzzrnlzkqg nej
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|`g |zcttgj zc ow{ hcrg }keg ce z`g }n{
}`ge }g mcz zc h{ ainz }g |nz jc}e nej |`g |nz ce z`g aiccr nej jrnef
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}g fk||gj nej |`g zccf caa `gr zct nej |`g iccfgj mccjnazgr n }`kig |`g |nkj {cw lne bw|z lwh ce hg ka {cw }nez% onlf cr arcez)
k jcez hkej%
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ke z`g hcrekem k hnjg `gr n lwt ca zgn nej }g |nkj mccjo{g nej k zrkgj zc
`wm `gr nej |`g igaz
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ecrnecrn }n| z`g tgr|ce ke icejce }kz` }`ch k `nj `km`g|z hnzl`
tgrlgeznmg ce cflwtkj
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k mgezi{ aiwlzwnzgj ogz}gge ogkem zcznii{ lgrznke `g }n| ecrn nej ogkem
nihc|z zcznii{ lgrznke `g }n| ecrn
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nej zrkgj zc khnmkeg ogkem kezgrg|zgj ke awrekzwrg
ecrn nrrkqgj nej |`g }n| qgr{ nzzrnlzkqg nej k }n| egrqcw| nej jglkjgj k
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|nihne rw|`jkg |nkj z`g }crj| /`{|zgrklni |gp ke z`g zkhg ca l`cigrn/
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k |nkj kj ow{ `gr| acr `gr nej |`g l`c|g z}c inrmg |iklg|
k oikefgj n ag} zkhg| nej |`g |nkj ceg }n| acr orgnfan|z
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anlg kezc z`g min|| n| ka kz fgtz acrmgzzkem }`nz min|| k|
z`g lnz iccfgj nz hg nej jkj lnz lr{kem nej acrmcz }`nz min|| k| nmnke
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z`g zgpz bg|w| nej |gez kz zc lniqke gqgr{ ?4 |gl| (u1 zkhg|+
nazgr ecrn akek|`gj |kemkem) z`g mkri zcij ecrn `gr |cem| }grg nhnkem
hwizktig zkhg|
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ctnlkz{ qgr{ ic}
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k |nkj k }n| ogkem }kz` z`g lnz acr n }`kig nej |`g lcwij zcc ka |`g }nezgj
k zcij `gr |`g `nj ne nhnkem qcklg nej |`g fk||gj hg
k agiz n}f}nrj oglnw|g ca z`g tgctig ke z`g rcch |znrkem nz w|
ecrn |zcttgj fk||kem hg nej |nkj mc ce n| ka |`g }nezgj hg zc fggt
lchtikhgezkem gr
k oikefgj n icz nej twz h{ `nej ce `gr igm nej iccfgj nz h{ `nej
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|`g iccfgj nz hg nej |nkj }`nz z`g awlf
k inwm`gj nej |`g |nkj ec }`nz z`g nlzwni awlf
|`g |nkj `c} cij nrg {cw3 nej k zcij `gr h{ nmg nej |`g |nkj }gii
{cwrg nlzkem n| ka {cwrg ?4
|`g |nkj k fk||gj ikfg kj egqgr fk||gj ne{ceg
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|`g }n| ~wkgz n hchgez nej z`ge }nifgj tn|z hg nej jc}e z`g |znkr|
nej mcz `gr onm arch z`g fkzl`ge
ke z`g `nii}n{ |`g |nkj kz }n| eklg hggzkem hg nej `wmmgj hg nej |`ccf
`gr `gnj nej igaz
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lnrrkgk hgz lnrrkg nz h{ arkgej |khce| tnrz{
}g znifgj ce anlgoccf n icz nej nrrnemgj zc hggz wt nmnke nz n two
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|khce| mkriarkgej
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qkbn{ nej k mcz z grg inzg nej kz |gghgj ikfg z`grg }n|ez |tnlg nz z`gkr
znoig nej }g |nkj `giic owz }gez nej |nz |chg}`grg gi|g
nazgr akazgge hkewzg| lnrrkg lnhg cqgr nej lniigj hg n |`kz`gnj nejn|fgj hg zc nz ign|z }nif `gr `chg }`ge |`g igaz
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|`g tcwrgj |chg oggr kezc z`g |enki| znef
z`g |enki jkjez |ggh zc og hcqkem
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gqgr{z`kem }n| egnz
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k |nz ce z`g |can nej lnrrkg tin{gj |chg |gghkemi{ |gp{ r e o
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wejgr|zccj gqgr{z kem k }n| jckem ogzzgr z`ne k jkj
k agiz gpzrghgi{ lceaw|gj nej }nezgj zc ignqg
|`g |nkj k lcwij |zn{ ka k }nezgj
k |nkj k `nj }crf ke z`g hcrekem nej }gez `chg
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u1 }ggf| inzgr k }n| ceikeg inzg nz ekm`z nej `nj ogge jrkefkem
lnrrkg `nj tc|zgj n eg} anlgoccf trcakig tklzwrg nej k liklfgj ikfg
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|`g }n| ogzzgr nz kz z`ne hg
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qkbn{ zc z`g two
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tct hw|kl tin{gj nej z`ge |`g t`cegj n lno
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`gr t`ceg rnem }`kl` hgnez z`g lno }n| cwz|kjg
k fk||gj `gr nej |nkj |`g |`cwij |zn{
|`g iccfgj nz hg nej z`g t`ceg rnem nmnke
|`g fk||gj hg nej |nkj {cw lcwij `nqg `nj kz nii nej |zccj wt nej igaz
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rwz`k hgz rwz` nz ne gqgez }`grg k }n| rgnjkem nej `gr onej }n| tin{kem
|chg }ggf| inzgr |`g aciic}gj hg ce z}kzzgr
}g |gez gnl` cz gr {cwzwog qkjgc| ce z}kzzgr acr |gqgrni }ggf|
ceg gqgekem k `nj znfge n inrmg nhcwez ca rkznike nej zgpzgj `gr n inrmg
nhcwez ca rchnezkl z`kem| cqgr n tgrkcj ca u7`r|
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necz`gr ekm`z k zccf hjhn }kz` lniqke nej |zgqg nej hnrf (`gr gp
oc{arkgej+ nej zgpzgj `gr n inrmg nhcwez ca rchnezkl z kem| cqgr n
tgrkcj ca u:`r|
gqgezwnii{ }g hgz wt nz ne nrz mniigr{
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}g |nz nej }nzl`gj kz acr n icem zkhg nej z`g mniigr{ lic|gj nej }g nj
zc ignqg
ce z`g }n{ cwz z`grg }n| n qkjgc ca n enfgj hne jnelkem ke n acrg|z nej k
z`kef }g |nkj z`kem| ikfg ec} z`nz| n eklg jklf nej }c} n zrwi{
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}g igaz nej mcz |chgz`kem zc jrkef
rwz` `nj zc ignqg zc mc zc n rgnjkem
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|`g |nkj k lcwij lchg owz k jkjez ikfg z`g tgr|ce rgnjkem
|`g |nkj k |`cwij lchg ne{}n{ cr k lcwij hggz `gr nazgr owz k |nkj k }cwij
bw|z mc `chg
|`g |nkj iccf nej |gghgj zc kejklnzg `gr zkm`z| nej z`ge `gr g{g hnfg
wtk |nkj |`g iccfgj eklg nej |`g |lrg}gj wt `gr anlg
k }nifgj n}n{ nej agiz lceaw|gj nej acwej n jgnj owhoigogg ce z`g
aiccr
k tklfgj wt z`g owhoigogg nej lnrrkgj kz `chg
k mcz `chg nej twz z`g owhoigogg ce h{ occf|`gia
k |gnrl`gj h{ t`ceg nej acwej ne cij zgpz }`grg k `nj zcij rwz`
rghghogr2 }gnr zkm`z| nej g{gikegr nej k }kii jgakekzgi{ `nqg |gp }kz`
{cw ,ikag`nlf|k agiz onj nej zgpzgj `gr z`nz kz }n| mccj zc `nem cwz nej zcij `gr nmnke
z`nz |`g iccfgj rgnii{ mccj
z`g owhoigogg }n| ce z`g |nhg |`gia acr u: hcez`| wezki kz agii caa nej
bw|z orcfg ke `nia nej k z`rg} kz n}n{
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ekffkk aciic}gj ekffk ce z}kzzgr
`gr z}ggz| }grg awee{ nej |`g |gghgj qgr{ {cwem
k njjgj `gr ce ml`nz
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rgnii{ neec{gj }`ge }g jkjez }nez jg||grz
k inwm`gj nej zcij `gr tign|g tn|| ce zc z`g l`ga z`nz h{ arkgej `grg
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nej tgctig igaz z`g rcch nej lic|gj z`g jccr og`kej z`gh
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mw{ lnez |gg }`nz| rkm`z ke arcez ca `kh
k zcwl`gj `gr ce z`g zct ca `gr nrh nej |nkj mccj ekm`z
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