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LOUNGES & CLUBS

Island Breeze 31Frozen Paradise icInferno Lounge 11Raymonds Players Club 28Mutuals 03Odyssey Restaurant & Lounge bcSey Hey & Marys icClub Rozay 34Netties Lounge 32Savannah Live 26

TRANSPORTATIONBobby Albright 06Auto Works 06Tire Doctor 28Big Mike 12JJs Tire World 29

ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 13HOT SPOT Maze 36SUDOKU 36SUDOKU Solution 39

DJ Dirty Redd 11

SERVICESMind of Creations 14Restore Your Photos 15Ellington Bartending 15One Time Pest Control 12DAG Security 30DST Home Repair 17

CLOTHING & FASHIONHOT SPOT Stuff 37St Paul Clothing 35

EVENTS

ELECTION 2011Unofficial Election Results 04

FAITHGods Eagle of Strength 08Trevon Stand 08

RETAILShawn Loury Washer Dryers 15Got Balloons 10

FOOD & DININGWilson Catering 30Pats Catering 35Paradise Caf 07Chys Caf 12Whos Got Crabs? 09LJs Soul Food 10

HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Advantage 07Veras Cuts & Styles 30

LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 06Medicare Upgrade 14A Brighter Day Bail Bond 05

TECHNOLOGYRestore Your Photos 15HOT SPOT Online

AROUND TOWNAround TownAround TownAround Town ExtraAround Town ExtraMore Around TownMore Around Town

FEATURESHOT SPOT RepsHOT SPOT Subscribe 13One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 11HOT SPOT Rates 38LaughsYearbooks 33HOT SPOT New Mini 35HOT SPOT Special Editions 15


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One Mans Opinion

Part IWell the election was last night and the results are in. Edna Jacksonand Jeff Felser will face off in a run-off in December. Id like to

congratulate both candidates for their efforts. Intriguingly, the topvote getter in a city wide race was Carol Bell for Post 1, with over12,000 votes. Perhaps we should just go ahead and make hermayor and save the money for a runoff. I guess that would workbecause wed still need a runoff for Post 2 between Tom Bordeauxand Clinton Young.

Im sure theres going to be a recount in District 3. The apparent winner John Hall defeated theIncumbent Larry Stuber by a mere 17 votes. At any rate, to all the candidates, thank you for yourwillingness to serve the populace and for those that didnt win this time, please lend your supportand expertise to those that did win, because in these tough economic times, we surely need all the

help we can get.

Lastly, to Ms. Jackson and Mr. Felser, whichever of you wins next month and are chosen to lead thiscity for the next four years, we all expect you to live by the NEW rule. You is Kind, You is Smart andYou is Important.

Part IIGarden City was the only area not to approve Sunday liquor sales. Why did they even bother? YouKNOW folks are just going to Drive or Walk over to Savannah, or Pooler or Port Wentworth or theunincorporated area and buy their beer for the football game on Sunday afternoon. In case youtea-toddlers in Garden City didnt realize it, weve got you surrounded. Throw down your righteous

indignation and come out with your hands up and pick up a beer.. Next rounds on you.

Part IIII guess ole Pete gets a chance to run again for County Chairman. Even though I voted against thereferendum, More Power to you Pete, I commend you for your efforts. My only concern is, will wehave to start having shorter commission meetings so that someone can take a nap? Maybe thecounty can use part of its SPLOST funds to build a new assisted living facility for you know who.Just so you know, theres NO truth to the rumor that there will be an EMS unit specially trained ingeriatrics assigned to attend the commission meetings. It is not true that the water in the pitchers atthe meetings will be replaced with BOOST and ENSURE. It is definitely NOT true that the next chair-man will receive a Depends allowance. I dont know how these rumors get started. So I say Run

Pete Run, or maybe (with apologizes to the 504 Boyz, Wobble, Wobble) Hobble Petey, Hobble Petey, HobblePetey, Hobble, Git in Dere, Yeah, Yeah.

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher


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Laughs

A minister was preoccupied withthoughts of how he was going to askthe congregation to come up with moremoney than they were expecting forrepairs to the church building.

Therefore, he was annoyed to find that

the regular organist was sick and asubstitute had been brought in at thelast minute. The substitute wanted toknow what to play. "Here's a copy ofthe service," he said impatiently. "Butyou'll have to think of something toplay after I make the announcementabout the finances."

During the service, the minister pausedand said, "Brothers and Sisters, we arein great difficulty; the roof repairs costtwice as much as we expected, and weneed $4,000 more. Any of you who

can pledge $100 or more, please standup."

At that moment, the substitute organistplayed, "The Star Spangled Banner."


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Laughs

We went to breakfast at a restaurant wherethe "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon,hash browns and toast for $1.99.

"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don'twant the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollarsand forty-nine cents because you're orderinga la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking theeggs?" My wife asked incredulously. "I'll

take the special."

"How do you want your eggs?"

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. Shetook the two eggs home.

The story went something like this:

Sergeant: When you are scared, what do you

do?

Recruit: Keep on fightin'Sergeant: Good for you. And now they shoot

off your right ear...what then?

Recruit: Keep on fightn'!

Sergeant: Excellent. But now they also shoot

off your left ear, what then?

Recruit: Then I can't see.

Sergeant: Can't see? what school did you

come from?

Recruit: Well Sergeant, when both my ears

are gone my helmet falls down...over my

eyes.

Laughs

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn bya local Indian.

"What is it made of?" she asked.

"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.

"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "thatthey mean as much to you as pearls do tous."

"Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can openan oyster."

Father Murphy was playing golf with a pa-rishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the

rough. His opponent heard him mutter,

"Hoover!" under his breath.

On the second hole, the ball went straight into

a water hazard. "Hoover!" again, a little

louder this time.

On the third hole, a miracle occurred and Fa-ther Murphy's drive landed on the green only

six inches from the hole! "Praise be to God!"

He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball

curved around the hole instead of going in.

"HOOVER!"

By this time, his opponent couldn't withhold

his curiosity any longer, and asked why the

priest said "Hoover".

"It's the biggest dam I know." he replied.


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Laughs

A little girl was talking to her teacher

about whales. The teacher said it was

physically impossible for a whale to

swallow a human because even

though it was a very large mammal

its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was

swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a

whale could not swallow a human; it

was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to

heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah

went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask

him."

Laughs

The preacher said, "There's no such thing as aperfect woman. Anybody present who has everknown a perfect woman, stand up."

Nobody stood up.

"Those who have ever known a perfect man,stand up."

One elderly gentleman stood up.

"Are you honestly saying you knew an abso-lutely perfect man?" he asked, somewhatamazed.

"Well now, I didn't know him personally," re-plied the little old man, "but I have heard agreat deal about him. He was my wife's firsthusband."

I'm dyslexic and attended a conference about

the disorder with a friend. The speakers asked

us to share a personal experience with the

group. I told them stress aggravates my con-

dition, in which I reverse words and letters

when I'm tense.

When I finished speaking, my friend leaned

over and whispered to me, "Now I know whyyou named your daughter Hannah."


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Laughs

An optimist sees the best in the world, while a

pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds

the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can

only find the negative in the positive.

For example, an avid duck hunter was in themarket for a new bird dog. His search ended

when he found a dog that could actually walk on

water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he

was sure none of his friends would ever believe

him.

He decided to try to break the news to a friend

of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to

hunt with him and his new dog.

As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks

flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog re-

sponded and jumped into the water. The dog,

however, did not sink but instead walked across

the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more

than his paws wet. This continued all day long;

each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the

surface of the water to retrieve it.

The pessimist watched carefully, saw every-thing, but did not say a single word.

On the drive home the hunter asked his friend,

"Did you notice anything unusual about my new

dog?"

"I sure did," responded the pessimist. "He can't

swim."

Laughs

Cynicism

A handy telephone tip: Keep a small

chalkboard near the phone. That way,

when a salesman calls, you can hold thereceiver up to it and run your fingernails

across it until he hangs up.

---

Do not walk behind me, for I may not

lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may

not follow. Do not walk beside me,

either. Just leave me alone.

---Follow your dream! Unless it's the one

where you're at work in your underwear

during a fire drill.

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If you don't like my driving, don't call

anyone. Just take another road. That's

why the highway department made so

many of them.

---

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if

you're going to steal the neighbor's

newspaper, that's the time to do it.

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Website: Facebook.com The Hot Spot Magazine

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SUDOKU

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digits from 1 to 9 into the

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