Download - HOT SPOT Issue #366

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LOUNGES & CLUBSIsland Breeze 07Frozen Paradise ICClub Horoscope 26Sey Heys Sports Bar ICOdyssey Restaurant & Lounge 04Odyssey Restaurant & Lounge 05Mutuals Lounge 03Flajaes II FC

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FAITH

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HEALTH & BEAUTY

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FEATURESHOT SPOT SubscribeOne Mans Opinion 02

HOT SPOT ScheduleHOT SPOT Rates 30Laughs

Yearbooks 26Rent Frozen Party Room 27

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One Mans Opinion

Part I

Ive mentioned it online a couple of times but I guess its time to telleverybody and YES, Im proud. I have not smoked a cigarette sinceMarch 6, 2013. Its significant because Id been smoking for aboutforty (40) years and lpreviously a little over two packs per day.

I get asked how I did it. I took Chantax. I kept smoking and taking them for over a month until Inoticed I had less and less desire to smoke. When I woke up on March 6th I had two cigarettes leftand I didnt panic like I normally would. I told myself Id get more whenever I went out, instead ofimmediately getting dressed and going to the store. An hour or two later I told myself Im not goingto buy any more. Im just going to smoke these two and thatll be it, AND IT WAS.

A lot of folks said they were afraid of Chantax because of some of the side affects like bad dreams,but I actually had good dreams. I mean really happy, peaceful dreams so much so that I miss them.

Another good by-product of not smoking other than, food tasting better, being able to smell thingsbetter is not spending the 10 plus dollars everyday. Since the first day, Ive been saving those $10per day, It really feels good to see my special savings account grow so quickly. How stupid had Ibeen? Oh well, so far, so good.

Part IIWill the stupidity never end? The bombings in Boston are just another example of innocent people

being killed or maimed by extremists for no discernible reason. If they didnt like it here they shouldhave gone back to Russia and stand in the potato line for dinner. Yes I realize that statement wasprobably in bad taste, but these type of incidents just make me so mad and more frustratingly, I dontknow what I can do about it.

My Hats off to law enforcement. They were able identify, locate and incarcerate one terrorist whilekilling the other in a matter of days. The attention to detail to watch and scrutinize countless videofootage and identify persons of interest so quickly was more than impressive. Job well done.

Just, One Mans Opinion.

Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher


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Laughs

Because of budget cuts,

the Navy may have tocancel Fleet Week,

where thousands ofsailors dock in New

York City.

Of course if you want

to see a bunch ofpeople glad to be off

a boat, you could just

wait for a Carnivalcruise to come in.

Laughs

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The

audience would be different each week, so the magician a l-

lowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the

shows every week and began to understand what the magician

did in every tr ick. Once he unders tood that, he started shouting

in the middle of the show.

"Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers

under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace ofSpades?"

The mag ician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the

captain's parrot after all.

One day the s hip had an accident and sank. The magician found

himself on a p iece of wood, in the middle of the ocean , and of

course the parrot was by his side.

They s tared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word.This went on for several days.

After a week the parrot finally said, "Okay, I g ive up. What'dyou do with the boat?"

Laughs

Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why noone noticed that one of their employees had been sittingdead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked ifhe was feeling okay. George Turklebaum, 51, who had

been employed as a proof-reader at a New York firm for30 years, had a heart attack in the open-plan office he

shared with 23 other workers.

He quietly passed away on Monday, but nobody noticeduntil Saturday morning when an office cleaner asked whyhe was still working during the weekend. His boss ElliotWachiaski said: "George was always the first guy in eachmorning and the last to leave at night, so no one found itunusual that he was in the same position all that time anddidn't say anything.

He was always absorbed in his work and kept much tohimself." A post mortem examination revealed that hehad been dead for five days after suffering a coronary.

Ironically, George was proofreading manuscripts ofmedical textbooks when he died. You may want to giveyour co-workers a nudge occasionally.

*Moral of the story: Don't work too hard. Nobody noticesanyway.


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Laughs

Only In America

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to

your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicapparking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make

the sick walk all the way to the back of the

store to get their prescriptions while healthy

people can buy c igarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order

double cheese burgers, large fries, and a

diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave bothdoors open and then chain the pens to the

counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the driveway

and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering

machines to screen calls and then have call

waiting so we won't miss a call from some-

one we didn't want to talk to in the first

place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs

in packages of ten and buns in packages of

eight.

9. Only in America.....do we use the word

'politics' to describe the process so well:

'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'

meaning bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-

up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Laughs

A woman was walking along the beachwhen she stumbled upon an unusual old

lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off,

and suddenly a Genie appeared. The

amazed woman asked if she was going to

receive the usual three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope...due to inflation,

constant downsizing, low wages in third-

world countries, and fierce global competi-tion, I can only grant you one wish.

So...what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I

want peace in the Middle East. See thismap? I want these countries to stop fight-

ing with each other."

The Genie looked at the map and ex-claimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries

have been at war for thousands of years.

I'm good, but not THAT good! I don'tthink it can be done. Make another wish."

The woman thought for a minute and said,"Well, I've never been able to find the right

man. You know, one that's considerate and

fun, likes to cook and helps with the

housecleaning, is good in bed and gets

along with my family, doesn't watch sports

all the time, and is faithful. That's what I

wish for...a good mate."

The Genie let out a long sigh and said,"Let me see that map!"


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Laughs

Questions?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If you take a Oriental person and spin him around severaltimes,does he become disoriented?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of abaldman?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they knowwhat timeit was to set it to?

Which is the other side of the street?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"

Laughs

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions andtells whether you are qualified to be a "professional".Scroll down for the answers after you have thoughtabout it. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put inthe giraffe and close the door. This question testswhether you tend to do simple things in an overly

complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the ele-phant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer:Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in theelephant and close the door. This tests your ability tothink through the repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, allthe animals attend except one. Which animal does notattend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant

is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three ques-tions, correctly you still have one more chance toshow your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabitedby crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct An-swer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attend-ing the animal meeting. This tests whether you learnquickly from your mistakes


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Laughs

8. John enjoys the thrill of engaging

challenges with his peers.(He's a bully).

9. An adventurous nature lover who rarelymisses opportunities to explore new territory.

(Your daughter was caught skipping schoolat the fishing pond).

10. I am amazed at her tenacity in retainingher youthful personality.

(She's so immature that we've run out ofdiapers).11. Unlike some students who hide their

emotion, Charles is very expressive andopen.

(He must have written the Whiner's Guide).12. I firmly believe that her intellectual and

emotional progress would be enhancedthrough a year's repetition of her learning

environment.(Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready

for high school and must repeat the 8thgrade).

13. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome! (Amouth that never stops yakking).

Laughs

What the teacher says and (what the

teacher means)

1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gather-

ing needed information from his classmates.(He was caught cheating on a test).2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and

viability.(The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for

five minutes).3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his

capacity for blending fact with fiction.(He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have

ever met).

4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude toschool, indicating that high expectations don'tintimidate her.(The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all

term).5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior

hand-eye coordination.(The little creep stung me with a rubber band

from 15 feet away).

6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.(Your son needs to stop socializing and startworking).

7. Your daughter's greatest asset is her demon-strative public discussions.

(Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time Iexplain an assignment she creates a class argu-

ment).


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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter

digits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must contain

one of each digit. So mustevery column, as must every 3x3

square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reached

logically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.

No Peeking.

HOT SPOT MAZE

6 7 3

1 3 9 7 4

8 7 6 9

5 7 6 2

4 8 2 9

1 2 4 3

9 2 4 1

3 7 1 5 2

8 5 6


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Sudoku Solution

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6 7 9 5 4 1 2 8 9

2 1 5 3 9 8 7 6 4

4 8 3 7 2 6 1 9 5

9 3 8 1 5 7 6 4 2

7 5 4 8 6 2 9 3 1

1 6 2 4 3 9 5 7 8

5 9 6 2 8 4 3 1 7

3 4 7 6 1 5 8 2 9

8 2 1 9 7 3 4 5 6


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