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One Mans Opinion
Part I
I moved to Savannah in October 1989, by the Spring of 1990, I wassitting in Hard Hearted Hannahs every weekday after work with myfriend Dave Jackson. Dave introduced me to Ben Tucker and laterto his wife Gloria. I immediately felt like I had lived here all my life. Iwas more of a Blues Fan than a Jazz fan, but I learned to appreci-ate the genre from sitting there for so many hours and listening or should I say feeling the music. Istill like Blues the most, but I now have quite a bit of Jazz in my music collection..Thanks, Ben.
Later after I stopped going to Hannahs and hadnt seen Ben for a while it was always Hey Partnerwhenever I ran into him. I knew he didnt remember my name, but his just remembering my face wasenough for me. Theres nothing that I can say that hasnt been said about Ben Tucker. Im justhappy that I met him and appreciate the way in which he made me feel welcome and a part of theSavannah Community.
Part IISavannah States Football and Basketball Teams have been sanctioned by the NCAA for notpassing the Academic Progress Rate Report (huh?)...anyway the Football Team loses four practicehours per week; 20 instead of 16 AND they will not be able to participate in any post season games.The reduction in practice hours is sure to have an effect on the field, but the ban from post seasonplay is like forbidding me from sticking a needle in my eye. Since there was ABSOLUTELY NOCHANCE of the football team qualifying for ANYthing after the regular season, the NCAA wouldhave been better off cutting a few cheerleaders. That would probably have a greater effect.
The Basketball Team barely missed the score on the Progress Report and was only penalized thesame amount of practice time. Its a good thing since they have performed well the past couple ofseasons and warrant a chance to go further. So I guess the bottom line is Get your academic acttogether and then go out and win a few games.
ps. I plan on being there for a few games and especially when you play Howard this year.
Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper
Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher
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Laughs
The aspiring psychiatrists were
attending their first class on emotional
extremes. "Just to establish some
parameters," said the professor to the
student from Arkansas, "What is the
opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the
student.
And the opposite of depression?"
he asked of the young lady from
Oklahoma. "Elation," said she.
"And you sir," he said to the young man
from Texas, "how about the opposite ofwoe?" The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe
that would be giddy-up."
Laughs
Tom had this problem of getting up late
in the morning and was always late for
work. His boss was mad at him and
threatened to fire him if he didn't do
something about it. So Tom went to hisdoctor who gave him a pill and told him
to take it before he went to bed. Tom
slept well and in fact beat the alarm in
the morning by almost two hours. He
had a leisurely breakfast and drove
cheerfully to work.
"Boss", he said, " The pill actually
worked!"
"That's all fine" said the boss, " But
where were you yesterday?"
Laughs
People of northwestern
Montana have been advisedto be on the lookout fordrunken bears. Black bears
and grizzlies have been con-
gregating along the tracks of
the Burlington Northern rail-
road tracks, where a train
carrying hundreds of tons of
corn derailed some time ago.
The corn has fermented, andthe aroma is attracting the
bears. "The bears are actu-
ally intoxicated up there,"
said wildlife biologist Loren
Hicks. And a grizzly with a
hangover can be pretty
crossed.
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Laughs
The "Environmental Engineering
News" published some rather sobering
information about punishment for drunk
driving convictions in other countries.
In Australia, the names of drunk drivers
are printed in newspapers under the
caption, "He's drunk and in jail."
In Malaysia the driver is jailed and, if
married, the spouse is jailed.
In the United Kingdom, Finland andSweden there's an automatic jail term of
one year.
In Turkey, drunk drivers are driven
twenty miles out of town and forced to
walk back ten miles.
In Bulgaria, a second drunk-driving
conviction results in capital punishment.
In El Salvador, your first offense is your
last -- execution by firing squad.
Laughs
A professor was giving a big testone day to his students. He handedout all of the tests and went backto his desk to wait. Once the testwas over, the students all handedthe tests back in. The professornoticed that one of the studentshad attached a $100 bill to his testwith a note saying "A dollar perpoint." The next class the profes-sor handed the tests back out. This
student got back his test and $56change.
Shortly after the 911 emergency
number became available, an eld-
erly and quite ill lady appeared in a
Rochester hospital emergency
room, having driven herself to thehospital and barely managing to
stagger in from the parking lot. The
horrified nurse said, 'Why didn't
you call the 911 number and get an
ambulance?' The lady said, 'My
phone doesn't have an eleven
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Laughs
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said,
"I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I
think there's somebody under it. I get underthe bed, I think there's somebody on top of it.
Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me,I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years,"
said the shrink. "Come to me three times aweek, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.
Six months later the doctor met Shakey on thestreet. "Why didn't you ever come to see meagain?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender
cured me for ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
Laughs
A group of psychiatrists were attending a con-
vention. Four of them decided to leave, and
walked out together. One said to the other three,
"People are
always coming to us with their guilt and fears,
but we have no one that we can go to when we
have problems." The others agreed.
Then one said, "Since we are all professionals,
why don't we take some time right now to hear
each other out?"
The other three agreed.
The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrolla-
ble desire to kill my patients."
The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive
things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out
of their money whenever I can so I can buy thethings I want."
The third followed with, "I'm involved with sell-
ing drugs and often get my patients to sell them
for me."
The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know
I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try,
I can't keep a secret..."
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A man walked into a therapist's office looking verydepressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on
like this."
"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with
the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem toscare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You justneed to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I
want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror.
Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun per-son, and an attractive person. But say it with real
conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzz-
ing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice and
walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks
later he returned with the same downtrodden expres-sion on his face.
"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've
enjoyed some of the best moments in my life withthe most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife
does."
Laughs
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and sud-denly remembers an important meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannottell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patientsimilarly strolling about within the hospital fence.
Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me,sir, but do you have the time?"
The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throwshimself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick ashe does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and,pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself thatthe stick is vertical.
With a compass, the patient locates north and with asteel ruler, measures the precise length of theshadow cast by the stick.
Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patientcalculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his toolsand turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is nowprecisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th,which I believe it is."
The man can't help but be impressed by this demon-stration, and sets his watch accordingly.
Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That wasreally quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you doon a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts noshadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "Isuppose I'd just look at my watch."
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SUDOKU
The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter
digits from 1 to 9 into the
blank spaces. Every row must contain
one of each digit. So mustevery column, as must every 3x3
square. Each Sudoku has a
unique solution that can be reached
logically without guessing.
The Solution is at the end of the Book.
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1 7 5
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4 3 5 8 1
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Sudoku Solution
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9 2 4 1 7 3 8 5 6
6 8 3 4 9 5 2 1 7
5 7 1 8 6 2 9 4 3
4 3 9 5 8 7 6 2 1
2 6 5 3 1 9 4 7 8
8 1 7 6 2 4 3 9 5
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