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If Santa Had a Data Audit Log App…
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Naughty ScaleDetAIL: Bit Brother when he wouldn’t give her the last cookieeDIteD by: user elf 1 13.12.2013 10:03
Nice Scale
AddressAge
It would go a little like this…
You Better wAtcH out!
You Better Not cry!
You Better not pout reALISe DAtA SyStemS wILL teLL you wHy…
Santa’s got a data tracking app
you heard us right,
SANtA’S got A DAtA trAckINg App!
He’s got a entity tree
snow, elf, Boy, girl, reindeersusie (then under susie: likes,
dislikes, naughty scale, nice scale, address, age), John, emily, etc.also for the last activity you can
have a dated bar graph of naughty and nice activity. the expandable view should look something like
what i have attached.
Susie
Johnemily
christmas
Snow
And he is checking it twice
Susie
Johnemily
christmas
Snow
his data charts will show if you’ve been
naughty or nice
tHey recorD every NAugHty or NIce tHINg you HAve ever DoNe! tHAt IS eItHer A Lot of coAL or A Lot of preSeNtS!
Santa’s got a data audit log app!
He tracks you while you are sleeping
Accesses your data records while you are awake
his data charts show if you’ve been bad or good
So you better be good for your own sake!
Santa’s doing a search
He’s clicking on your last activity
November Decemberoctober
with an expandable viewSusie
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Naughty ScaleDetAIL: Bit Brother when he wouldn’t give her the last cookieeDIteD by: user elf 1 13.12.2013 10:03
Nice Scale
AddressAge
what is he going to see?
Santa’s got a data tracking app!
with a data audit log application Santa could easily track girls and boys around the world not just to see if they have been
naughty or nice…
but also to access their likes and dislikes,
addresses and more.
So he doesn’t just have to rely on his elves…
if even santa could put a data tracking application to good use,
think of the wonders it could do for your organization!
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