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Models for F.H. Candidates
Of Moriah Henkelman
Note the beard.
Note the eyes. British. Songwriter. Babe.
Irish.
Note the beard. Again.
Goofy.
Soul Patches can be in.
Dreamy.
A man who will fight her battles.
And look amazing even when bloodied.
Him.
Not her.
This guy.
Eclectic.
Beard.
Eyeliner.
In two places at once.
Ruggedly Regal.
Beard.
She likes a man in uniform.
British. Beard. Smile.
Scottish is good. Aviators are good.
There are no words for this. So damn sexy.
Get me one of these. No really. I need one.
Go out and traverse the earth for my main squeeze.
NOW.
FIN.