Download - Mother India ka Birthday
PresentingShe is
BACK WITH A VENGEANCE
MOTHER INDIA RETURNS
Won the coveted title of Campus Brand Ambassador of….
Faaso’s me hi rahungi main,Aaj ghar nahi jaungi main
Bharti firmly believes inSaying Something and Doing
Something Else
Say Do
I want a chill course Dropped EWA, and took ACF
I want to be free in Term 6 Plans to take CCS under Anshuman Tripathy
Yaar, I just want to sleep, I am getting insomnia Goes to ABP and drink 12 cups of coffee
Oh Puh-lease, I
am AWESOM
E
Next slide has the Top Secret names of guys in IIMB who have hit on Bharti.
After Bharti promised us a slow and painful death,
we intentionally left the slide blank.
??????The corridors of L-Top are haunted
They are haunted by the one and only
Meet the resident weeping lady of IIMB
She has the potential to be a Santoor Soap Ad model
But she is good at finding reasons to be DOOKHI
Dookhi Aatma
Bharti’s Reasons to Cry1. I am not at home2. I am at IIMB3. My CCS is not working out4. I am not thin (Does she want to become
invisible?)5. Faaso’s stopped giving Veg Bhuna Rolls6. One of my group members is a free-rider7. Two of my group members are free-riders8. Three of my…. And so on…
Bharti’s Favourite Line
I am leaving my room and running away.
Because I hate hooshing.
Pakdo usko, bhagne na payeTonight: L-406