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Rumor
News that travels at the speed of sound.
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DICTIONARY
The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
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COLLEGE
A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
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ECSTASY
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
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OFFICE
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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YAWN
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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ETC….
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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COMMITTEE
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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CLASSIC
A book which people praise, but do not read.
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MARRIAGE
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.
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WORRY
Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
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EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their mistakes.
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TEARS
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
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ATOM BOMB
An invention to end all inventions.
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PHILOSOPHER
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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OPTIMIST
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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PESSIMIST
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
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MISER
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich
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FATHER
A banker provided by nature.
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CRIMINAL
A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
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BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
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DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
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S/W ENGINEER
Who is paid for reading this .