Top 9 Reasons My Job Sucks!

Stephen Chin (@steveonjava)Java Technology EvangelistJavaOne Conference Chair

You work in a virtual paradise…

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I don't even have an office!

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And I have to room with strangers!

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Requires heavy intoxication

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I have a LOT of luggage!

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No hazard pay!

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Endless testing…

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10 lb. Toblerone? Really?

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Endless testing…

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Unpaid day care…And I have to bring the toys too!

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Unpaid day care… and I have to bring the toys too!

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Always hanging out with OLD GUYS!

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Always hanging out with OLD GUYS!

I Quit!

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