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  • 8/17/2019 Dungeons and dragons Achievements

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    Disclaimer!

    These achievements are the work of many D&Dplayers sitting down and creating a tool to alter

    and enhance the way the game is played, made

    entirely for personal usage. Dungeons and Dragons,

    as well as the D&D logo, are property of Wizardsof the Coast, who were in no way associated with

    the formation of this list beyond designing the game

    in which they are meant to be used.

    Wizards of the Coast, Dungeons & Dragons, and theirlogos are trademarks of Wizards of the Coast LLC in

    the United States and other countries. © 2015

    Wizards. All Rights Reserved.

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    I Shall Name You Yoshi

    Acquire a mount.

    I Speak Jive

    Act as the party translator.

    Holla Holla Get Dolla

    Amass 1,000 gold pieces.

    Mark It Zero

    Argue with the DM over a dice roll.

    Can You Do Me A Solid?

    Ask a deity for a favor.

    Helen Keller

    Be deaf and blind simultaneously.

    Overruled

    Be ignored by the DM when citing rules.

    Put The “Tard” In “Tardy”

    Be the last person to the game.

    A Wizard Is Never LateBe the first person to the game.

    Thief Of Fate

    Be the only person to roll 20 at a session.

    Hey, It’s Enrico Pallazo!

    Beat a performance check while in disguise.

    You Bow To No One

    Beat the campaign.

    Did I Mention I’m A God Now?

    Become deified.

    What A Twist!

    Betray the party for your own gain.

    Homewrecker

    Break up an NPC marriage or relationship.

    Oh Yeah!Burst through a wall.

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    One Mustn’t Tell Lies

    Call out a lying NPC.

    Did I Do That?

    Cause a total party kill.

    Not Today

    Come back from 0 HP.

    The Rains of Castamere

    Commit genocide.

    Missionary Position

    Convert an NPC’s religion.

    The Black Wind Howls

    Correctly predict another PC’s death.

    Nuke It From Orbit

    Deal 20 overkill damage to 1 enemy.

    Fucking HippieDeal no damage in an encounter.

    Walking Guillotine

    Decapitate 20 enemies.

    Maybe We Can Reason With It!

    Defeat an enemy using only social skills.

    Finish Him!

    Deliver 10 coups de grâce.

    Whoops!

    Destroy an item necessary for a quest.

    The Catalyst

    Destroy the planet.

    He’s Dead, Jim

    Die for the first time.

    Third Time’s A CharmDie for the third time.

    Fool Me Twice

    Die for the second time.

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    Blue! No, Yello-AUUUUUUUUGH

    Die from a puzzle.

    Butterfingers

    Disarm an NPC.

    Safety First

    Discover a trap before it discovers you.

    Flawless Victory

    Don’t take damage in an encounter.

    Heart Of Darkness

    Enslave a people.

    White Knighting

    Expect sexual favors for saving an NPC.

    Valar Morghulis

    Experience a total party kill.

    She Turned Me Into A NewtExperience a transmutation.

    Karma’s A Bitch

    Experience revenge from an old enemy.

    Keaton Was Keyser Söze

    Fall for a red herring.

    Half The Title

    Finish a dungeon.

    Are You Not Entertained?

    Finish an encounter within 10 rounds.

    Clever Girl

    Flank and kill an unsuspecting enemy.

    Breaker Of Chains

    Free 20 captive people.

    20% Cooler

    Get a better set of armor.

    I Solemnly Swear…Get a map.

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    Who Needs Rules?

    Go a full session without touching your dice.

    It’s Not A Tumor

    Get a permanent deformity.

    A Bird In The Hand

    Get a worse result on a reroll.

    It’s Just A Flesh Wound

    Get dismembered.

    And Stay Out!

    Get kicked out of a public establishment.

    Blue Falcon

    Get your entire party dragged into trouble.

    Who Needs Sleep?

    Go 3 days without a long rest.

    We Spared No ExpenseGo broke.

    Get Over Here!

    Grapple enemies 3 times in 1 encounter.

    Rasputin

    Have 3 types of impairing conditions at once.

    Avengers Assemble

    Have the party gang up on a single enemy.

    Something Something Sparta

    Kick someone off a ledge to their death.

    You Merely Adopted The Dark

    Hit an enemy in complete darkness.

    I’m Here To Lead, Not Read!

    Ignore a crucial plot point.

    Ain't Got Time To Bleed

    Kill 3 enemies at half health in 1 encounter.

    Deus ExKill a deity.

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    Whose Life Is It Anyway?Kill an enemy with an improv weapon.

    Finesse

    Kill an enemy with no overkill damage.

    Fatality

    Kill someone using the environment.

    The Other Half 

    Kill a dragon.

    Armaments 2:9-21

    Kill a monster with a holy weapon.

    Showoff 

    Kill all enemies in an encounter by yourself.

    Buzzkill

    Kill an annoying NPC.

    Sic Semper Tyrannis

    Kill a loved political figure.

    I Can Kill You With My Brain

    Kill an enemy using only skill checks.

    Dracarys

    Kill an enemy with an animal.

    Double Tap

    Kill an undead enemy with a head shot.

    Nothing Is True

    Kill an NPC without being seen or heard.

    Long Live The King

    Kill and replace a sovereign leader.

    Sorry About The Mess

    Kill someone in a public place.

    Dark And Full Of Terrors

    Kill someone in the name of a god.

    Glutton For PunishmentKnowingly activate a trap.

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    Well, I Didn’t Vote For Him

    Legitimately achieve high political status.

    Nothing Personal, Just Business

    Let a fellow PC die for your personal gain.

    Hadouken!

    Lob a flaming projectile at an enemy.

    Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKE

    Lose the campaign.

    They Didn’t Mention Any Math!

    Miscount gold while splitting the loot.

    The Power Of One

    Make a success/fail difference with a +1 buff.

    Don’t You Forget About Me

    Meet with a recurring villain.

    What Are You, Psychic?Mix player and character knowledge.

    Bloodbath And Beyond

    Open a shop in a settlement.

    Do You Hear The People Sing?

    Overthrow a government.

    That Ain’t Falco

    Perform a combo with a fellow PC.

    The Other Red Dragon

    Practice cannibalism.

    Stop Hitting Yourself 

    Reach 0 HP from a fumbled attack roll.

    Tubthumping

    Reach 0 HP twice in 1 encounter.

    We’re On A Mission From God

    Receive divine direction.

    Peace SellsReconcile differences between mortal enemies.

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    You Know Nothing, Jon Snow

    Roll 1 on an intelligence check.

    I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up

    Remain prone for 3 consecutive rounds.

    It’s Levi-OH-SahRoll 1 on a spell cast.

    French Tactics

    Retreat from 5 battles.

    Us Of Lesser Gods

    Resolve a religious conflict nonviolently.

    My Precious

    Retrieve a MacGuffin.

    My Turn!

    Revive an NPC just to kill them yourself.

    More Like “This Advantage”

    Roll 2 20’s on a disadvantaged roll.

    I’ll Just Go Home Now

    Roll 2 1’s on an advantaged roll.

    All The World’s A Stage

    Roleplay your character exceptionally.

    Friends, Romans, Countrymen…

    Roll 20 on a persuasion check.

    The Lady Protests Too Much

    Roll 1 on a deception check.

    Does That Mean I Go First?

    Roll 1 on an initiative roll.

    Did You Break A Mirror?

    Roll 2 1’s in a row.

    Single-File Solar System

    Roll 2 20’s in a row.

    Cirque Du Soleil RunawayRoll 20 on an acrobatics check.

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    Wanna See My Mask?

    Roll 20 on an intimidation check.

    Crikey!

    Roll 20 on an animal handling check.

    I Volunteer As Tribute

    Sacrifice yourself.

    Friendship Is MagicSave a PC in need.

    Imperial Marksmanship Academy

    Score 3 ranged misses in 1 encounter.

    .000 Batting Average

    Score 3 melee misses in 1 encounter.

    Sexual Tyrannosaurus

    Seduce an NPC.

    Chaos Is A LadderShift your alignment to chaotic.

    You Either Die A Hero…

    Shift your alignment to Evil.

    Suck It, Boromir

    Simply walk into a well guarded place.

    That Still Only Counts As One

    Solo a large monster.

    African Or European?

    Spend more than 30 minutes on a puzzle.

    The Cardinal Sin

    Split the party.

    Live, Damn You!

    Stabilize a dying character.

    99 Red Balloons

    Start a war between 2 or more countries.

    Sticky FingersSteal more than 100 gold.

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    Never Tell Me The Odds

    Succeed only because you rolled a 20.

    For King And Country

    Successfully defend a royal life.

    Does He Look Like A Bitch?

    Successfully interrogate an NPC.

    Stop, Drop, And Roll

    Survive 3 rounds of ongoing fire damage.

    Mithridates, He Died Old

    Survive 50 points of poison damage.

    I’m Okay!

    Survive a crit.

    Gonna Need A Bigger Boat

    Survive a fight with a sea monster.

    All Washed UpSurvive a shipwreck.

    Life, Uh, Finds A Way

    Survive an encounter with 1/4th HP.

    It’s In The Pipes

    Survive being petrified.

    You Got Me Monologuing

    Take advantage of a talkative villain.

    It Belongs In A Museum

    Take an artifact from a dungeon.

    Nothing To See Here

    Take and/or give 10 bribes.

    This Is Bat Country

    Take drugs in the game.

    Get On With It!

    Talk out of character for a full minute.

    Your Mother Was A HamsterTaunt an enemy to get their attention.

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    It’s Super Effective!

    Trigger an enemy’s vulnerability.

    The Chewbacca Defense

    Use poor logic in a persuasion check.

    Objection!

    Win a legal case.

    Dobby Is Free

    Team up with an NPC sidekick.

    Bottoms Up

    Win a drinking contest.

    A Farewell To Arms

    Willingly remove a limb.

    Shut The Fuck Up, Donnie!

    Verbally abuse a fellow PC.

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