Damn it! Worf snipped me on the signed Justin Beiber

hat auction!

If you were any other bidder I’d kill you where you stand for

the Beib’s hat!!

Sell high and prosper

Make it sell!

…and the eBay Enterprise jokes start

Even in this Universe, eBay Enterprise is a good

company to work for…

Damn it, Jim! I’m a Doctor not an auctioneer! (but you can get a good deal at my

eBay Store on Romulan Ale with instant delivery by

transporter – and please remember to leave positive

feedback!)

I thought we wrote the Rules of

Acquisition for online

commerce but you guys have

mad skillz!

…and the eBay Enterprise jokes start

Can I take my shirt off now?

No…

And Kirk center screen strutting around all sweaty without a shirt checking out some Yeoman's tuchas…who’d have thought?