edgefield advertiser.(edgefield, s.c.) 1918-01-30 [three].€¦ · counted in many millions; whose...

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WHY POORLY MANAGED CITIES Inefficient Officials Placed in Charge of Affairs of Which Tfiey Know Nothing; Extravagance Follows. A big city-whose affairs, says the Chicago Post, are more complex than those of any private corporal ion ; whose revenues and expenditures are counted in many millions; whose ad¬ ministration affects tin1 prosperity, health and morals of a million or moro people-selects from among its citi¬ zens a politician, good fellow, joiner, and makes him its mayor. Ile ap¬ points to office men of his own kind, chosen for personal or political rea¬ sons. And then we wonder that extrava¬ gance, inefficiency and worse mark mu¬ nicipal government. A big city puts on its council ward politicians and individuals who have never displayed a capacity for any use¬ ful occupation, and we wonder that the public interest is neglected. A big city puts on its school board men who have no knowledge of edu¬ cational problems, and we wonder that our schools are mismanaged. It is the inefficiency of democracy, we say. Rather, it is the stupidity of people who have never tried to realize the possibilities of democracy ; who have never given democracy a chance. It is no essential principle of democ¬ racy to ignore the necessity of training for sen-Ice. But that is what we have been doing. We persist in regarding public position as political jobs rather than ns occasions for the employment of trcined men in the doing of highly specialized work. Mayor Mitchel of New York declares It to be his experience that trained men are practically unobtainable for municipal office. And that will re¬ main true until we provide for their training and create a popular demand for their service. The Wisconsin legislature Is consid¬ ering a bill to establish in the state university a training school for pub¬ lic service under a professor of pub¬ lic administration. Every university has departments of political theory, but this school will deal with the practical problems of government and administration-mu¬ nicipal engineering, lighting, street making and cleaning, transportation, parks and playgrounds, health, drain¬ age, educntion and the rest. It will endeavor to develop the practical ex¬ pert in such matters. LESSON FROM THE INDIANS Natives Made Bread From Nuts and Other Products of the Forests That Still Exist. Germany has sent her children to the forests for oils that are badly needed in the fatherland. Mere tots are employed to pick up beechnuts, .which are rich in nutritious qualities vital to the health of the nation. If America is ever compelled by a great food shortage to return to nature, the present inhabitants of the United States will do well, according to the forest service of the department of agriculture, to take a lesson from the original owners of tho soil, Thomas F. Logan writes in Leslie's. The forests of this country offer an amazing va¬ riety of edibles. America's beechnuts, butternuts, walnuts, pecans, chinqun- pins and hazelnuts are toothsome, highly nutritious, and may be used as a substitute for meat. The Indians, nccording to forest service experts, mixed chestnuts with cornmeal and made a bread which was baked in corn huskr, uke tamales. Our redskin predecessors also manufac¬ tured a flour from the fruit of the oak. They pounded the acorns and leached out the tannin ky treating the pulp withhot water. The result was a pala¬ table and nourishing bread. Pine seeds, wild persimmons, wild crab ap¬ ples, bulbs of the Judas tree and pods of the honey locust, cabbage, palmetto, mesquite and sassafras are excellent substitutes for cultivated fruits and vegetables. Nature Is so prodigal of her riches in this country that America can never be starved to death by an "Iron ring." Poisoned Fish for Rats. The city dump at Somerville, Mass., is headquarters for a rat army which as Invaded the city. The authorities re carrying on a franc-tireur warfare against the Invaders, and the enemy has been exacting reprisals on family larders. Householders fear that the cold weather will drive the rats away from the dump to 6ome more private and exclusive domicile. Poisoned fish are scattered about the dump and boys police the vicinity to keep children, d«gs and cats from In¬ terfering with the rats' repast Maund Unit of Weight The average Aden merchant prefers to calculate the weights of many of the commodities which he imports or exports, buys or sells, in terms of mauiids. A maund is an Indian unit of weight having different values in various parts of that country, but hav¬ ing a value of 28 pounds in Bombay. It is the Bombay maund that ls used extensively In Aden, and four maunds equal 112 ponnds, the local hundred¬ weight i ! i By MILDRED WHITE. : ¡38SSSEHE5SSBBM( (Copyright, I'JÍT, Western Newspaper Union.) The «torin was coming. James Bar- rows let out the speed of his red ear, hoping to reach the village five j below before the rain should descend. Tile sky grew darker as thunder rolled about tho encircling hills. To the etty lawyer the rough wind¬ ing roads seemed almost impassuble, impatiently he decided to see!; shelter at a farmhouse not far distant, than hesitated undecidedly, as the sim gleamed l'or a moment iu promise. As ho slowed down near the gateway, u bent old mau peered up at him. "Good morning, uncle," the lawyer greeted, but the old mau did not re¬ turn his smile. '"Bad evening, mister," he replied, "goin' to have one of our blowups. Better stop, hadn't ye an' wait inside?" "Thanks," Burrows responded, "I think I can reach the village before the storm breaks, and have supper there." The old man shook his head. "Don't believe it," he said, "we're alone here, Phil an' me, but I reckon Phil could pick up something for you to eat." j Turning, he cupped his hands and called to a blue-overalled iigure hoe- I lng in the distance. "Phil," he screamed, "Phil." The Ind bending over his work apparently did not hear. "Xever mind," Burrows said, TU take a chance and ride on." "Wonder-" the old man asked, "if you could carry me along to the next house down there? See it?-the red one?" "Certainly," the lawyer agreed, and the former seated himself in the car with evident pride, When Burrows had disposed of his companion, the storm descended un¬ expectedly. Great sheets of rain swept against him, the wind threatened to blow his small car from its course, lightning flashed whiplike around the hilltops. Swiftly he turned about, with difficulty, making his way back to the old man's house. Uninvited he sheltered his car in the great white barn, and dashed breathlessly up the steps of the porch. "Phil" was there before him, evi¬ dently the youth also had rushed to safety. His fresh face shone startled beneath the brim of his old felt hat at the stranger's approach, but he went on stolidly scraping the mud from the soles of bis rubber boots. "An old man-your father I sup- pose-" the lawyer said, "suggested j that I wait here until the storm has abated." Burrows smiled. "He also intimated that you might 'pick up' something for me to eat, I'm furiously hungry." The boy lounged in the doorway.) "That was grandad," he answered la¬ conically. His eyes studied the stran- ger. "Perhaps, I could find some-) thing," he said suddenly, and disap¬ peared lu the house. His heavy boots tracked the clean scrubbed floor, as the lawyer followed him inside, the rain-soaked Md hat still rested upon Phil's head, as he deftly placed tempt¬ ing food upon the table. "Sit down," he said at last abruptly, /md himself dropped into a wide armed chair at the opposite end of the wood¬ en table. "You and your grandfather live alone?" Burrows asked incredulously, ns he buttered a flaky biscuit, "then who makes these?" "Me," the youth answered, his tone whs .sullen. "Cooking, farming, ev¬ erything-I do it all, but I wou't much longer. Grandad's going to be married again-" a sneer curled the red lips- "that's where he's visiting now." "And then?" the lawyer asked inter¬ ested, "What are you going to do?" Phil shook his head despondently. "Don't know," he replied. "Never had a chance to prepare for anything, had a fight with grandad every day I went to school, but I did the work mornings and evenings, and I made lt. Now," the young voice broke discouraging¬ ly, "he don't need me any more." Sudden unaccountable sympathy flamed in the lawyer's breast. "Phil," he said, "if you will come with me-tomorrow, I'll give you a start in the world. Help is scarce at this time, I need you in my office." Crimson spots glowed in the lad's round cheeks, qulckly-he rose to his feet. "You mean," he said, "that you'd take me there to the city, that you'd help me to-live." The lawyer nodded silently. Then with sudden passionate motion the lad burled his face in his arms, his shoul¬ ders shaking with sudden sobs. "Oh! I can't go," he cried nnd snatched the felt hat from his head. About the round childish face, fell a mass of golden hair, angrily Phil caught the hair and drew it like a cloak about her, "You see," she said, "I-I am his granddaughter, Philippa. The overalls and boots were but my farming costume. I allowed you to think what you believed." Tragic disappointment lingered In her eyes. The lawyer stood staring as though he too, saw a vision. "Philippa," he said slowly, Tve a mother back there In the city, who needs a companion like you, someone to teach-to love, to care for. When she comes for you, will you be ready to go back with her?" And Philippa said she would. His Specialty. *Tf you are worried about your in« somnla, pick a quarrel with that ama-j teur prizefighter." "Why?" jfjtojjj "He can put you td (Bleep, lana ass - * ss j A Mysterious j Burial in Siam j .By WARREN MILLER y s." i, .,"'77 *TT. z (Ccpyiiv;hL, liiï, Western l\¿tt-sps.per Uoi< In Siam on the banks of 1 Klnwng canal, not far from the C «if Bankok, lived Lim Thai in thatched house elevated on posts a looking mon; like au antiquated ba than anything oise. One night L Thai came home from a gumbli bouse in Bankok-the Siamese b( the Mexicans in gambling-having I( what little money lie had, and settl himself to chewing thc betel nut 1 fore turning in on his straw hed. While thus engaged, the juice of t betel nut dripping through the ope ings in the floor, Lim looking throu the crevices ia the back ol' the hou! uttered an exclamation of surpri and cunning satisfaction. His aboc though a primitive one, stood in t vicinity of the residence of Thee Wc a rich ivory merchant. Lira had ve good eyes and could distinguish d tant objects with remarkable clet ness. He saw Thee Wan and bis wife rying from the rear of their house box just large enough to contain a 1 tie child. Thee carried the box whi his wife held a light. They took tl box to a spot about a hundred yan from tneir house; Thee dug a hole the ground; the box was placed in covered with earth ; then the man ai his wife knelt beside the spot, ai they said their prayers. This bell finished, Thee led his wife away, si weeping as though her heart wou break. Lim Thai was overjoyed. He ht often gazed upon the palatial res dence of Thee Wan and cursed h fate in having to live in such a hur ble abode as his own while Thee Wn resided in such splendor. Lim di not consider that while the merchai had worked hard for his comforts, t (Lim) had spent his time gamblln; Lim had a lively Imagination, an evolved many explanations of the si cret burial he had witnessed. Thi was his favorite theory: Thee Wan wife had an orphan nephew, a mino who would inherit a large fortune 1 elephants. The child had been und? the care of his aunt. To get posse; sion of the elephants, the couple ha murdered the heir and burled him 1 the rear of their grounds in the dea of night. While Lim was asleep that night h dreamed that Buddha had appeared t him and told him that his theory wa correct, and directed him to send message to Thee telling him that h knew his secret and unless he wouli send him a hundred tekels (about $60 he would inform the king's officer that he had seen him and his wif hury their nephew at midnight. Now, while Lim had every confl dence In his dream and In Buddha, hi would rather have examined the gravi himself and confirmed the theory. Un fortunately, the grounds of Thee wen Inclosed and guarded by dogs. Lin would have poisoned the dogs, but tin dog is a sacred animal in Slam, am Lim dared not commit such an un holy act. So he proceeded more dis creetly, obeying Buddha's instructions and sent an anonymous letter to The< demanding blackmail. Lim waited a week, and receiving no reply, he sent another message tc Thee, this time demanding a thou sand tekels for keeping the secret Since this produced no effect he kepi on sending demands, till tiring ol threats, he sent one more message declaring that it was the last, and that if the money was not Immediate ly forthcoming he would Inform the king's judicial officers of what he had seen. This, like the rest of Llm's mes¬ sages, not producing any effect, he in¬ formed the king's chief prosecutor of the mysterious burial and awaited the result. He was soon summoned to court, where he told the whole story, Including the elephant fortune, which had been confirmed by Buddha In his dream. The king was very wroth when he heard of the elephants, for his majesty has a cinch on the elephants In Slam, and it is hands off by all others. He sent an order for Thee Wan to appear before him and answer to the charge that had been made against him and his wife. Thee appeared at the court, and begged that the king send his chamberlain to his house; the grave should be opened, and the contents of the box exposed. The same day the chamberlain, Thee Wnn, and his wife, and Lim, with at¬ tendants from the court, stood beside the spot where the burial had taken place. The grave was opened, the lld removed, and there lay the remains of a little monkey. Thee explained that lt had been a pet of his wife's, that there was no nephew, no elephant fortune; indeed, that Lira had coined the story out of his brain. Lim was taken by the chamberlain to the king and the results of the in¬ vestigation were given to his majesty. Lim begged to be excused for making a mistake which was a very natural one, and the king might have excused him on the ground that his theory had been confirmed by Buddha himself; but his majesty was greatly disap¬ pointed at not being able to confiscate a herd of elephants to attach to his own herd, and consequently not dis¬ posed to leniency. He ordered Lim to be beheaded, and the poor man, in¬ stead of having a house over his head, however Imperfect, was consigned to a home under ground. The Prudential Life insurance Co. writes more Life Insurance than any company in America except one. They have lowest rates with dividends and free disability clause of all companies in the United States. E. J. NORRIS, Agt. Insi is one hu years old. surance ti company ii You will a Hartford E. JJ Telephone Courtesy The people who get the greatest amount of good out of their telephone are those who talk over it as though face to face. Courtesy smooths out difficulties and promotes the promptest possible connec¬ tions. The operators of the BELL System are trained to be patient and polite under all circumstances, but they will do better work if they meet with patience and politeness on the part of the telephone users. The fact that you cannot see the operator or the other party should not cause you to overlook this. The best results come through the practice of mutual courtesy. The voice with the smile wins SOUTHERN BELL TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY J. J. Roach, Manager, Aiken, S. C. F. E. GIBSON, President! LANSING B. LEE, Sec. and Treas. m The Best Time to Build is Now Free booklets on Silos, Barns, Implement Houses, Residences, etc., with suggestions of great value. Also ' 'Ye Planary" service through the Lumber Exchange of Augusta. Ask for further information if interested. The service is with¬ out cost. Woodard Lumber Co. 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Page 1: Edgefield advertiser.(Edgefield, S.C.) 1918-01-30 [THREE].€¦ · counted in many millions; whose ad¬ ministration affects tin1 prosperity, health and morals of a million or moro

WHY POORLY MANAGED CITIESInefficient Officials Placed in Charge

of Affairs of Which Tfiey KnowNothing; Extravagance Follows.

A big city-whose affairs, says theChicago Post, are more complex thanthose of any private corporal ion ;whose revenues and expenditures are

counted in many millions; whose ad¬ministration affects tin1 prosperity,health and morals of a million or moro

people-selects from among its citi¬zens a politician, good fellow, joiner,and makes him its mayor. Ile ap¬points to office men of his own kind,chosen for personal or political rea¬

sons.And then we wonder that extrava¬

gance, inefficiency and worse mark mu¬

nicipal government.A big city puts on its council ward

politicians and individuals who havenever displayed a capacity for any use¬

ful occupation, and we wonder thatthe public interest is neglected.A big city puts on its school board

men who have no knowledge of edu¬cational problems, and we wonder thatour schools are mismanaged.

It is the inefficiency of democracy,we say. Rather, it is the stupidity ofpeople who have never tried to realizethe possibilities of democracy ; whohave never given democracy a chance.

It is no essential principle of democ¬racy to ignore the necessity of trainingfor sen-Ice. But that is what we havebeen doing. We persist in regardingpublic position as political jobs ratherthan ns occasions for the employmentof trcined men in the doing of highlyspecialized work.Mayor Mitchel of New York declares

It to be his experience that trainedmen are practically unobtainable formunicipal office. And that will re¬

main true until we provide for theirtraining and create a popular demandfor their service.The Wisconsin legislature Is consid¬

ering a bill to establish in the stateuniversity a training school for pub¬lic service under a professor of pub¬lic administration.Every university has departments of

political theory, but this school willdeal with the practical problems ofgovernment and administration-mu¬nicipal engineering, lighting, streetmaking and cleaning, transportation,parks and playgrounds, health, drain¬age, educntion and the rest. It willendeavor to develop the practical ex¬

pert in such matters.

LESSON FROM THE INDIANSNatives Made Bread From Nuts and

Other Products of the ForestsThat Still Exist.

Germany has sent her children tothe forests for oils that are badlyneeded in the fatherland. Mere totsare employed to pick up beechnuts,.which are rich in nutritious qualitiesvital to the health of the nation. IfAmerica is ever compelled by a greatfood shortage to return to nature, thepresent inhabitants of the UnitedStates will do well, according to theforest service of the department ofagriculture, to take a lesson from theoriginal owners of tho soil, Thomas F.Logan writes in Leslie's. The forestsof this country offer an amazing va¬

riety of edibles. America's beechnuts,butternuts, walnuts, pecans, chinqun-pins and hazelnuts are toothsome,highly nutritious, and may be usedas a substitute for meat.The Indians, nccording to forest

service experts, mixed chestnuts withcornmeal and made a bread which was

baked in corn huskr, uke tamales. Ourredskin predecessors also manufac¬tured a flour from the fruit of the oak.They pounded the acorns and leachedout the tannin ky treating the pulpwithhot water. The result was a pala¬table and nourishing bread. Pineseeds, wild persimmons, wild crab ap¬ples, bulbs of the Judas tree and podsof the honey locust, cabbage, palmetto,mesquite and sassafras are excellentsubstitutes for cultivated fruits andvegetables. Nature Is so prodigal ofher riches in this country that Americacan never be starved to death by an"Iron ring."

Poisoned Fish for Rats.The city dump at Somerville, Mass.,

is headquarters for a rat army whichas Invaded the city. The authoritiesre carrying on a franc-tireur warfare

against the Invaders, and the enemyhas been exacting reprisals on familylarders.

Householders fear that the coldweather will drive the rats away fromthe dump to 6ome more private andexclusive domicile.

Poisoned fish are scattered about thedump and boys police the vicinity tokeep children, d«gs and cats from In¬terfering with the rats' repast

Maund Unit of WeightThe average Aden merchant prefers

to calculate the weights of many ofthe commodities which he imports or

exports, buys or sells, in terms ofmauiids. A maund is an Indian unitof weight having different values invarious parts of that country, but hav¬ing a value of 28 pounds in Bombay.It is the Bombay maund that ls usedextensively In Aden, and four maundsequal 112 ponnds, the local hundred¬weight

i ! i

By MILDRED WHITE.

: ¡38SSSEHE5SSBBM((Copyright, I'JÍT, Western Newspaper Union.)

The «torin was coming. James Bar-rows let out the speed of his red ear,hoping to reach the village five

j below before the rain should descend.Tile sky grew darker as thunder rolledabout tho encircling hills.To the etty lawyer the rough wind¬

ing roads seemed almost impassuble,impatiently he decided to see!; shelterat a farmhouse not far distant, thanhesitated undecidedly, as the sim

gleamed l'or a moment iu promise. Asho slowed down near the gateway, u

bent old mau peered up at him."Good morning, uncle," the lawyer

greeted, but the old mau did not re¬

turn his smile.'"Bad evening, mister," he replied,

"goin' to have one of our blowups.Better stop, hadn't ye an' wait inside?"

"Thanks," Burrows responded, "Ithink I can reach the village beforethe storm breaks, and have supperthere."The old man shook his head. "Don't

believe it," he said, "we're alone here,Phil an' me, but I reckon Phil couldpick up something for you to eat."

j Turning, he cupped his hands andcalled to a blue-overalled iigure hoe-

I lng in the distance."Phil," he screamed, "Phil." The

Ind bending over his work apparentlydid not hear.

"Xever mind," Burrows said, TUtake a chance and ride on.""Wonder-" the old man asked, "if

you could carry me along to the nexthouse down there? See it?-the redone?"

"Certainly," the lawyer agreed, andthe former seated himself in the car

with evident pride,When Burrows had disposed of his

companion, the storm descended un¬

expectedly. Great sheets of rain sweptagainst him, the wind threatened toblow his small car from its course,lightning flashed whiplike around thehilltops. Swiftly he turned about,with difficulty, making his way backto the old man's house. Uninvited hesheltered his car in the great whitebarn, and dashed breathlessly up thesteps of the porch.

"Phil" was there before him, evi¬dently the youth also had rushed to

safety. His fresh face shone startledbeneath the brim of his old felt hatat the stranger's approach, but he wenton stolidly scraping the mud from thesoles of bis rubber boots."An old man-your father I sup-

pose-" the lawyer said, "suggestedj that I wait here until the storm hasabated." Burrows smiled. "He alsointimated that you might 'pick up'something for me to eat, I'm furiouslyhungry."The boy lounged in the doorway.)

"That was grandad," he answered la¬conically. His eyes studied the stran-

ger. "Perhaps, I could find some-)thing," he said suddenly, and disap¬peared lu the house. His heavy bootstracked the clean scrubbed floor, as

the lawyer followed him inside, therain-soaked Md hat still rested uponPhil's head, as he deftly placed tempt¬ing food upon the table.

"Sit down," he said at last abruptly,/md himself dropped into a wide armedchair at the opposite end of the wood¬en table."You and your grandfather live

alone?" Burrows asked incredulously,ns he buttered a flaky biscuit, "thenwho makes these?""Me," the youth answered, his tone

whs .sullen. "Cooking, farming, ev¬

erything-I do it all, but I wou't muchlonger. Grandad's going to be marriedagain-" a sneer curled the red lips-"that's where he's visiting now.""And then?" the lawyer asked inter¬

ested, "What are you going to do?"Phil shook his head despondently.

"Don't know," he replied. "Never hada chance to prepare for anything, hada fight with grandad every day I wentto school, but I did the work morningsand evenings, and I made lt. Now,"the young voice broke discouraging¬ly, "he don't need me any more."Sudden unaccountable sympathy

flamed in the lawyer's breast."Phil," he said, "if you will come

with me-tomorrow, I'll give you a

start in the world. Help is scarce atthis time, I need you in my office."Crimson spots glowed in the lad's

round cheeks, qulckly-he rose to hisfeet. "You mean," he said, "that you'dtake me there to the city, that you'dhelp me to-live."The lawyer nodded silently. Then

with sudden passionate motion the ladburled his face in his arms, his shoul¬ders shaking with sudden sobs."Oh! I can't go," he cried nnd

snatched the felt hat from his head.About the round childish face, fell a

mass of golden hair, angrily Philcaught the hair and drew it like a

cloak about her, "You see," she said,"I-I am his granddaughter, Philippa.The overalls and boots were but myfarming costume. I allowed you tothink what you believed."Tragic disappointment lingered In

her eyes. The lawyer stood staringas though he too, saw a vision.

"Philippa," he said slowly, Tve a

mother back there In the city, whoneeds a companion like you, someoneto teach-to love, to care for. Whenshe comes for you, will you be readyto go back with her?"And Philippa said she would.

His Specialty.*Tf you are worried about your in«

somnla, pick a quarrel with that ama-jteur prizefighter.""Why?" jfjtojjj"He can put you td (Bleep, lana

ass - * ss

j A Mysteriousj Burial in Siamj .By WARREN MILLERQ¡ y s." i, .,"'77 *TT. z(Ccpyiiv;hL, liiï, Western l\¿tt-sps.per Uoi<

In Siam on the banks of 1

Klnwng canal, not far from the C«if Bankok, lived Lim Thai inthatched house elevated on posts a

looking mon; like au antiquated bathan anything oise. One night LThai came home from a gumblibouse in Bankok-the Siamese b(the Mexicans in gambling-having I(what little money lie had, and settlhimself to chewing thc betel nut 1fore turning in on his straw hed.While thus engaged, the juice of t

betel nut dripping through the opeings in the floor, Lim looking throuthe crevices ia the back ol' the hou!uttered an exclamation of surpriand cunning satisfaction. His abocthough a primitive one, stood in t

vicinity of the residence of Thee Wca rich ivory merchant. Lira had ve

good eyes and could distinguish dtant objects with remarkable cletness.He saw Thee Wan and bis wife c£

rying from the rear of their housebox just large enough to contain a 1tie child. Thee carried the box whihis wife held a light. They took tlbox to a spot about a hundred yanfrom tneir house; Thee dug a holethe ground; the box was placed incovered with earth ; then the man ai

his wife knelt beside the spot, ai

they said their prayers. This bellfinished, Thee led his wife away, siweeping as though her heart woubreak.Lim Thai was overjoyed. He ht

often gazed upon the palatial res

dence of Thee Wan and cursed hfate in having to live in such a hurble abode as his own while Thee Wnresided in such splendor. Lim dinot consider that while the merchaihad worked hard for his comforts, t(Lim) had spent his time gamblln;Lim had a lively Imagination, an

evolved many explanations of the si

cret burial he had witnessed. Thiwas his favorite theory: Thee Wanwife had an orphan nephew, a minowho would inherit a large fortune 1

elephants. The child had been und?the care of his aunt. To get posse;sion of the elephants, the couple hamurdered the heir and burled him 1the rear of their grounds in the deaof night.While Lim was asleep that night h

dreamed that Buddha had appeared thim and told him that his theory wa

correct, and directed him to sendmessage to Thee telling him that hknew his secret and unless he woulisend him a hundred tekels (about $60he would inform the king's officerthat he had seen him and his wifhury their nephew at midnight.Now, while Lim had every confl

dence In his dream and In Buddha, hiwould rather have examined the gravihimself and confirmed the theory. Unfortunately, the grounds of Thee wenInclosed and guarded by dogs. Linwould have poisoned the dogs, but tindog is a sacred animal in Slam, amLim dared not commit such an un

holy act. So he proceeded more discreetly, obeying Buddha's instructionsand sent an anonymous letter to The<demanding blackmail.Lim waited a week, and receiving

no reply, he sent another message tcThee, this time demanding a thousand tekels for keeping the secretSince this produced no effect he kepion sending demands, till tiring olthreats, he sent one more messagedeclaring that it was the last, andthat if the money was not Immediately forthcoming he would Inform theking's judicial officers of what hehad seen.

This, like the rest of Llm's mes¬

sages, not producing any effect, he in¬formed the king's chief prosecutor ofthe mysterious burial and awaited theresult. He was soon summoned tocourt, where he told the whole story,Including the elephant fortune, whichhad been confirmed by Buddha In hisdream.The king was very wroth when he

heard of the elephants, for his majestyhas a cinch on the elephants In Slam,and it is hands off by all others. Hesent an order for Thee Wan to appearbefore him and answer to the chargethat had been made against him andhis wife. Thee appeared at the court,and begged that the king send hischamberlain to his house; the graveshould be opened, and the contents ofthe box exposed.The same day the chamberlain, Thee

Wnn, and his wife, and Lim, with at¬tendants from the court, stood besidethe spot where the burial had takenplace. The grave was opened, the lldremoved, and there lay the remainsof a little monkey.Thee explained that lt had been a

pet of his wife's, that there was no

nephew, no elephant fortune; indeed,that Lira had coined the story out ofhis brain.Lim was taken by the chamberlain

to the king and the results of the in¬vestigation were given to his majesty.Lim begged to be excused for makinga mistake which was a very naturalone, and the king might have excusedhim on the ground that his theory hadbeen confirmed by Buddha himself;but his majesty was greatly disap¬pointed at not being able to confiscatea herd of elephants to attach to hisown herd, and consequently not dis¬posed to leniency. He ordered Limto be beheaded, and the poor man, in¬stead of having a house over his head,however Imperfect, was consigned toa home under ground.

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Kemp Bepair Shop.I have purchased the interest of

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