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A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean ¯ Wednesday, July 7, 2010 ¯ Vol. 8, No. 22 ¯ Cape May, America’s Original Seaside Resort See Pages 46-54 See Pages 38-44 An Evening At Whalers’ Cottages Fifth Annual Fourth Of July/July 2 Party Cape May’s Fourth Of July Parade THIS WEEK... Sean, Lizzy, Corey and Dolly soak up the sun and enjoy the parade on Beach Avenue on Saturday, July 3. Aleksey Moryakov - more photos inside The Scottish Issue!

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Page 1: Exit Zero, Vol. 8, No. 22 - July 7, 2010

A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean ¯ Wednesday, July 7, 2010 ¯ Vol. 8, No. 22 ¯ Cape May, America’s Original Seaside Resort

See Pages 46-54 See Pages 38-44

An Evening At Whalers’ Cottages

Fifth Annual Fourth Of July/July 2 Party

Cape May’s Fourth Of July Parade

THIS WEEK...

Sean, Lizzy, Corey and Dolly soak up the sun and enjoy the parade on Beach Avenue on Saturday, July 3. Aleksey Moryakov - more photos inside

The Scottish Issue!

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THURSDAY July 8Sunny

GHigh Temperature: 85Low Temperature: 73Chance of Rain: 10%Sunrise: 5:42amSunset: 8:28pmHigh Tides: 5:27am, 5:58pmLow Tides: 11:05am

FRIDAY July 9Isolated storms

XG High Temperature: 87Low Temperature: 74Chance of Rain: 30%Sunrise: 5:43am Sunset: 8:27pmHigh Tides: 6:24am, 6:50pmLow Tides: 12:21am, 12:00pm

SATURDAY July 10Scattered storms

XGHigh Temperature: 90Low Temperature: 72Chance of Rain: 40%Sunrise: 5:43am Sunset: 8:27pmHigh Tides: 7:18am, 7:40pmLow Tides: 1:12am, 12:54pm

SUNDAY July 11Isolated storms

XGHigh Temperature: 86Low Temperature: 72Chance of Rain: 30%Sunrise: 5:44amSunset: 8:26pmHigh Tides: 8:11am, 8:30pmLow Tides: 2:02am, 1:48pm

MONDAY July 12Scattered storms

XGHigh Temperature: 86Low Temperature: 75Chance of Rain: 30%Sunrise: 5:45am Sunset: 8:26pmHigh Tides: 2:50am, 2:41pmLow Tides: 9:02am, 9:19pm

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The Almanac«The Coffee Break Page ................ Page 10

«Ramblings From the Editor ........ Page 11

«Food & Drink Guide ................... Page 17

«The Contest Page ........................ Page 18

«A Night On The Town ................. Page 25

«Around the Bars and Clubs ......... Page 31

«Spouty Offy ................................ Page 33

« A Cape May Lover.........................Page 39

« The Old Fogey ............................ Page 45

« The Shopping Guide .................. Page 65

«The Answer Lady ....................... Page 67

«Terry O’Brien’s Short Story..........Page 81

«Health & Beauty Guide ............... Page 95

«Adopt An Animal.........................Page 96

«Cape Curiosity ........................... Page 101

« Activity of the Week ................. Page 111

« The Cape May Crossword ......... Page 123

«The Movie Column ..................... Page 125

«Bird Droppings ........................... Page 127

« Homes of the Week .................... Page 139

« Rentals of the Week ................... Page 142

«About Exit Zero .......................... Page 143

Inside This Issue

Reader Quote Of The Week“The color magazine is GORGEOUS – the cover, the layout, the articles, even the ads are all top-notch! I can’t wait for all of my family and friends to see it. Warm regards.” – Kate McCauley Hathaway

Come See Us Online

Visit our revamped websitewww.exitzero.us

And be one of our huge and growing army of friends on Facebook, where you can check out beautiful photographs and enter fun contestswww.facebook.com/exitzeropublishing

(609) 884-3459 • 426 Washington Street Mall, Cape May

THE BEST LIVE ENTERTAINMENT IN TOWN!

OPEN 7 DAYS 11AM-2AM YEAR ROUND!

Wednesday, July 7TERRY-OKE

Thursday, July 8THE LOOP

Friday, July 9GOODMAN FISKE

Saturday, July 10

5 HOUR JONES

Sunday, July 11STELLAR MOJO

$2 Miller Lites, MGD 65 and Miller High Lifes

Monday, July 12BEHIND THE BEAUTIFUL (FKA DUTCH RUDDER)

Tuesday, July 13TERRIBLE TUESDAY - DJ QWIK

$2 Miller Lite - $2 Ugly Mug Summer BrewsKeep up to date with all the happenings by checking

us out on Facebook, Myspace and Twitter!

New Food and Drink Menus!

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010 Page 3

Cape May’s Fourth Of July ParadeSaturday, July 3

Kate, Riqua, Emaleigh, Bobo, JoAnn, Katie The US Coast Guard Training Center

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Lunch • DinnerThin Crust Brick-Oven Pizza

COLDEST BEER

IN CAPE MAY!!LUCKY BONES

BACKWATER GRILLELUCKY BONES

BACKWATER GRILLE

1200 Route 109 South, Cape May (609) 884-BONE (2663)

Lucky Bones Pre-Game... Music starts at 8pm

JULY SPECIALHALF PRICE PIZZA EVERY NIGHT • 11PM-MIDNIGHT

REVERSE HAPPY HOUR Every Saturday Night • 11pm-Midnight

$2 Ice Cold Miller Lite Drafts • $3 Margaritas

SUNDAY BREAKFAST & STEEL DRUM BRUNCH8am-1:30pm

SundayJustin Steere

Saturday Blondage

ThursdaySimo & Dobbs

Wednesday Old School

Award Winning Lunch

& Dinners!

Live Music This Week!

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Cape May’s Fourth Of July Parade

Saturday, July 3

Betty Krebs, Kim and Annika Shearer

Elizabeth Jardinella, Caitlyn Gibson, Taylor Lautner, Bromiley Bryan, Caine Bryan, Bridget Gibson

Kim, Tabitha, Karly

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

APPETIZER SPECIAL Oysters Rockefeller

$7.95

Broiled or FriedSTUFFED FLOUNDER

PLATTERServed w/ Cole Slaw & choice of

French Fries or Baked Potato$10.95

Fisherman’s Wharf ª Cape May

609-884-3064www.thelobsterhouse.com

Call Ahead & We’ll Have It Waiting For You!

®

SHRIMPCHOWDER

$5.50/PINT

TAKE-OUT SPECIALSFRIDAY, JULY 9 & SATURDAY, JULY 10

FISH MARKET SPECIALSFRIDAY, JULY 9 THRU SUNDAY, JULY 11

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Cape May’s Fourth Of July ParadeSaturday, July 3

Aniket Dutta, Elvita Lobo Kristina, Trish Queen Maysea Bridget Martin

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

«

««

C-View Inn

Corner of Texas Ave. & Washington St., Cape May • 884-4712

Cape May’s Oldest & Friendliest TavernMondays

RIB NIGHT1/2 Rack - $8.50

TuesdaysTAVERN PIZZA

NIGHT$3.50 Small Pizzas$5.50 Large Pizzas

WednesdaysOUR INFAMOUS

WING NIGHT!starting at 3pm

BEST WINGS IN SOUTH JERSEY

TAKE-OUT

PACKAGE GOODS

DAILY SPECIALS

8 FLAT SCREEN TVs

HAPPY HOURMon - Tues - Thurs - Fri

3-5pm$2 Domestics $3 Well Drinks

Famous for Our Wings!

«

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FAMILY RESTAURANT

Delicious Homemade SpecialsBeach Avenue & Grant Street, Cape May

884-3772 • www.oceanviewrestaurant.com

Ocean ViewBREAKFAST • LUNCH • DINNER

Open Every Day • 7am-10pm

We have great soups,

desserts, seafood & sautéed specials!

Cape May’s Fourth Of July Parade

Saturday, July 3

Vita, Lenny, Mary

“Happy 234th birthday, America”

John “The Barber” White

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

SeasideCheese Co.

600 PARK BOULEVARDWEST CAPE MAY • 884-8700

Petit FrèreThis American original cheese was created in the

tradition of the Crave Brothers’ Les Frères, our signature, award-winning farmstead cheese. Goes wonderful with fruits and breads, paired with wine or in a cheese dish.

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Cape May’s Fourth Of July Parade

Saturday, July 3

Dave, Ryan and Orva McLurdy

Scott, Allison and Deborah Sharlow, Chase Slay

Lance Pontin

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Beach Avenue & Howard Streetat the Hotel Macomber

(609) 884 8811www.unionparkdiningroom.com

Serving Dinner Nightly from 5:30pm

711 Townbank Road, North Cape May (609) 884-1169 • www.capemaywinery.com

Cabernet Sauvignon MerlotSyrah

Chardonnay Riesling

Port

Tasting Room - Open Daily 12-6pmWinery Tours - Daily at 3pm

Visit ~ Taste ~ TourEnjoy a sampling, glass or bottle of any of your

favorite cape may wines, with over 15 choices to choose from, while you relax on our

charming vineyard deck or back patio overlooking our lush vineyards.

WINERY TOURS HELD DAILY 3PM Learn from grapes to bottle how our

award winning wine is made!

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Cape May’s Fourth Of July Parade

Saturday, July 3

Lily, Jamie, Lora

Anthony, Nicholas, Constance and James... hi guys!

Beverley the fire company mascot

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

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Cape May’s Fourth Of July ParadeSaturday, July 3

The Mullin, Crater and Maurer families Unnamed revellers

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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KNOW your way around Cape May? Think of yourself as the observant type? Feast your eyes on the photograph above, taken by our resident cryptographer Dan Mathers.

If you think you know which bed and breakfast this is, you have a chance to win a $50 gift certificate to spend at a local busi-ness. Go to the Exit Zero Facebook page before Monday for a full-size, full-color photo and instructions on how to enter – follow the instructions carefully. And, don’t worry if you have never used Facebook before – it’s easy! Just ask your six-year-old nephew. To enter, look for the mystery photo at www.facebook.com/exitzeropub-lishing.

Facebook Mystery Contest Random Fact Of The Week

Weird Word Of The Week

The Police Blotter

Learn Russian With TanyaA Picture From The Past

Fortune Cookie Of The Week

YOU probably couldn’t throw a stone in Cape May without hitting an Eastern European person, though we would condemn such an act. We at Exit Zero warmly embrace our Commie Cousins (we’re joking!) and to this end offer a weekly lesson to help you com-municate. Please note – the “Russian” we are printing is our phonetic interpretation.

Why are there so many Scottish people living in Russia? Pochemu v Rossii tak mnogo Shot-landcev?

And, here is how your Russian-speaking friend is likely to respond: Po tomu zhe shto I vezde. Kto hochet zhit v postoiannom tumane i holode? Which translates to: The same reason there are lots of Scottish people everywhere else. Who wants to live in a constant, cold fog? – Tanya Zotava

THE best-selling book How the Scots Invented the Modern World outlines the huge impact a nation of five million people had on the world. The Scots invented, among other things, television, telephones, penicillin, antiseptics, lawnmowers, microwave ovens, computer games and golf.

THERE are a handful of remarkable things in this late 1800s picture of Howard Street, looking towards the Chalfonte. Note the woman in full Victorian dress, pushing a baby in a carriage. Both mother and child have long since passed, yet each of the buildings shown are still standing and look much the same – even the landscaping. The street is an unpaved dirt road that seems to show wagon wheel marks. Finally, check out the Sewell Avenue wing of the Chalfonte, dating the postcard to post-1878. – Ben Miller

Every week we feature quirky police reports from small towns across America.

DURANGO, CO: A man called 911 from the 1800 block of Main Avenue, and said, “I just want to see how long it takes you to respond,” and hung up. The man was arrested on sus-picion of disorderly conduct and obstructing a police officer. It took police four minutes to respond. – Durango Herald

J You will gain admiration from your pears. J

Haver A Scottish word, still very much in use, which means to talk incessant nonsense – often under the influence of alcohol.

ONCE a week, the folks at Exit Zero eat at Cape Orient, the island’s fine Asian restau-rant. Sometimes we find pearls of wisdom at the end of our meal. And sometimes we don’t. The above fortune cookie was eaten with Chicken and Pork Pad Thai and a bowl of Miso Soup. Please note: Any typos are not ours, but those of the fortune cookie manufactur-ers. We print them as we find them.

Don Pocher

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I HAVE always admired unsung heroes – the people who go about their busi-ness without asking for recognition and, in some cases, deliberately avoiding it. There is an Exit Zero subscriber who con-

tacted us recently and asked that we keep him up to date about local causes to which he would donate – anonymously. Is there any more hon-orable person than the anonymous donor?

I don’t know about you, but I generally like people to know when I’ve performed a good deed. There was a scene in Seinfeld in which George became increasingly frustrated that his local deli guy didn’t notice when he put cash in the tip jar. So one lunchtime George tried to fish the money back out so he could put it back in full view – only to be accused of stealing. I can relate. I always make sure that the café worker sees me put money in the tip jar, and I’m not proud of that fact.

Which brings me to a man who seems driven by a desire to help his community, while content to stay under the radar. I can’t imagine that Danny Cohen will be happy to read this column, but that’s tough – it’s about time he got local recognition for being a man who makes things happen for only the right reasons.

Many of you will not know Danny, which is typical. That’s his style. But he’s a pretty big deal. He owns Atlantic Capes Fisheries, which, among other things, is one of the largest produc-ers of sea scallops on the east coast. The com-pany is based at Cape May harbor and also has a large production facility up the shore from here, in Point Pleasant, plus a sales and marketing office in New Bedford, MA.

It might not surprise you to learn that as well as heading up one of the most successful commercial fishing businesses in the country Danny is also a leading environmental advo-

cate – his company is committed to sustain-able fishing and he spends a great deal of his time organizing scientific studies with academic researchers in the field.

I should also mention that Danny is at the epicenter of a plan that might lead to New Jersey building the nation’s first offshore wind farm.

But the main reason I am writing this col-umn is to give a boost to a new organization that has long been dreamed of by Danny and his friend Steve Miller, who owns local restau-rants 410 Bank Street and Frescos. It’s the Cape May Forum and it’s inspired by the cultural fes-tival that happens every year in Chautauqua, NY. In fact, the full name of the group is Cape May Forum: Chautauqua at the Shore. (I should note that the idea was promoted by local business-men, and cousins, Curtis Bashaw and Norris Clark, as far back as the 1980s, although they are not involved with the new organization.)

The purpose of the forum is to introduce inspiring art and debates to the city in the off-season. In doing this it would enrich the lives of locals as well as providing ballast to local businesses, as more visitors are attracted to the event, much as the Cape May Jazz Festival has been doing twice a year for nearly 20 years.

Ramblings From The EditorIdeas, idle gossip and occasionally important odds ’n’ ends... by Jack Wright

Japanese • Sushi • Chinese • Thai Cuisine

OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK YEAR ROUNDLunch • Dinner • Take-Out • Catering

315 Ocean Street, Washington Commons Mall(609) 898-0088 • www.capeorient.com

Casual or Fine Dining...

Your Choice!

Serving Dinner from 5pm

Early Dinner Specials 5-6pm $21.95

1/2 PRICE RAW BAR ITEMS!

5-6pm Nightlyin the Pub Only

609-884-5878 • 991 Ocean Drive, cape May

The event will be held in Cape May over Columbus Day weekend, with the theme “Humor: Can It Save the World?” But there will be a teaser event this Saturday, July 10, when internationally recognized comedy expert John Morreall, PhD, will launch the forum with what I am assured will be a funny and thought-pro-voking presentation. It is being held at the First Presbyterian Church of Cape May on Hughes Street and it starts at 10am.

There’s something else I want to mention that’s related to Danny Cohen, and that’s the fact that he’s doing all this while fighting a rare and often-deadly type of cancer, sarcoma. Danny’s wife Mindy is organizing a fund-raising cam-paign to raise awareness of the disease and (in typical Cohen fashion) the proceeds will go to research. You can help locally by taking part in a sandcastle building contest in aid of sarcoma awareness on Sunday, July 25 at the Cove beach, from 9am to noon. There is a minimum dona-tion of $20 per team and there are great prizes being awarded in many categories.

You can also do your bit as a good citizen by turning up at the First Presbyterian Church at 10am on Saturday and supporting a wonderful cause. It’s not a big ask – you’re going to be lis-tening to a very funny man talking about a very seductive subject – humor.

I hope this is the start of something special for Cape May, and I hope and trust that Danny Cohen will be around for many, many, many more Cape May Forums to come.

I’ll see you in church! (Which isn’t some-thing I get to say very often.)

³ FINAL reminder: Do NOT miss the launch party for our second edition of The

First Resort, our wonderful history book, on the rooftop of the Grand Hotel tomorrow, Thursday, July 8 from 5pm to 9pm. Y’all are invited!

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Reservations: (609) 898-9800 301 Washington Street Mall, Cape May,

Corner of Washington & Perry Streetwww.cucinarosa.com

Serving Dinner Nightly

from 5pm

Reservations Recommended

Gift Certificates Available!

The Proof of the pudding is in the eating. ~ Miguel de Cervantes

Reserve Your Private Party for 2010!

Rehearsal DinnersReunions

Baby ShowersBridal Showers

Any Special Occasion

Cape May’s Fourth Of July ParadeSaturday, July 3

Steger’s Beach Crew

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May(Cape Plaza Shopping Center, next to Burger King) • 889-6610

AuthenticItal ian Cuisine

Seafood & Fine DiningNew York Strip Steak • Filet MignonVeal Cutlet • Center Cut Pork Chops

PRIME RIB SPECIAL - Saturday & SundayEARLY BIRDS - Sunday-Friday 3:30-5:30pm

Seafood & Fine Dining•New York Strip Steak•

•Filet Mignon••Center Cut Pork Chops•

•Veal Cutlet•

3704 Bayshore Rd., N. Cape May • 889-6610Cape Plaza Shopping Center (next to Burger King)

Authentic Italian Cuisine

Early BirdsSunday - Friday 3:30 - 5:30pm

Prime Rib SpecialSaturday & Sunday

UNION PARK

Coffee House

& Organic Market

Vegetarian, vegan, organic or local...

and delicious!(609) 884-1131

479 West Perry St.West Cape May

highergroundscapemay.com

FREE WiFi Hot Spot

(with purchase)

Pet Friendly Outdoor Seating

Cape May’s Fourth Of July ParadeSaturday, July 3

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

BackstreetSimply Delicious!

600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May • (609) 884-7660 • www.backstreetcapemaynj.com

Freshest Ingredients • Fantastic Specials • Friendly Atmosphere • Reservations Recomended

Dinner Nightly from 5pm (closed Tuesdays) • Breakfast from 9am on Saturday & Sunday

The Cobblers

are Back by Popular

Demand!

Cobblers available in Blueberry

and Peach!

Cape May’s Fourth Of July ParadeSaturday, July 3

New council members Jack Wichterman, Bill Murray and Deanna Fiocca with Mayor Ed Mahaney Easy rider

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Cape May’s Fourth Of July Parade

Saturday, July 3PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Backstreet

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3832 Bayshore RoadNorth Cape May

(609) 886-2200

Our Liquor Store is Fully Stocked and Ready To Go!

YOUR FRIENDLY HOMETOWN TAVERNNEW Food • NEW Staff • 5 NEW 52” plasma TVs!

Creative American Comfort FoodsFull Menu • Daily Specialties

OPEN DAILY

Check us out on Facebook!

LIVE MUSICThursday, July 8 - DJ Dat Girl

Friday, July 9 - Sindi Raymond Saturday, July 10 - Then There’s Us

Tues., July 13 - Karaoke with DJ Jimmy J

Around The Beautiful Beaches Of Cool Cape May

Friday, July 2

Brooke Ward, Katelyn Whiteson, Ashley Calabrese, Samantha DeWitt

Sarah Peck Fan Club

Amanda, Kelly, Taryn, Alana

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

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A CA MIA524 Washington Street Mall(609) 884-6661www.acamia.com

A lovely little spot on the Washington Street Mall. Fine food, excellent service and great people-watching.

L, D

$10-$30Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

ALEATHEA’S7 Ocean Street, (609) 884-5555, Ext. 226www.innofcapemay.com

This fine restaurant offers superb food in a graceful setting, an elegant bar, and dining with ocean views.

B, L, D

$15-$45Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULLBAR

YES YES

AVALON COFFEE7 Gurney Street(609) 898-8088avaloncoffeecompany.com

Superior coffee that’s always fresh, and healthy food that’s perfect for both breakfast and lunch.

B, L

$3-$8Cards: V, MC, AE, D

N/A NO YES

AXELSSON’S BLUE CLAW991 Ocean Drive, (609) 884-5878blueclawrestaurant.com

Fine dining near the harbor. Elegant dining room, cozy fireplace, and the classic Clipper Ship Pub.

D$24-$30Cards:

V, MC, D

FULLBAR

YES YES

BACK CORNER CAFÉ3860 Bayshore Road,North Cape May(609) 886-2323

A brand-new joint at the rear of the building that formerly housed Bayshore 8 cinema. Tasty snacks and drinks.

Café$3-$9

Cards: V, MC, D

N/A NO YES

BACKSTREET600 Park Boulevard(609) 884-7660backstreetcapemaynj.com

Downhome cooking and a really friendly, laidback vibe in this gem of a place, just a few minutes from Cape May.

B, D$13-$29Cards:

V, MC, AEBYOB YES YES

THE BAYSHORE3832 Bayshore RoadNorth Cape May(609) 886-2200

New owners Jim Linnington and Ed Niemann deliver creative comfort foods and a lot of overall improvements.

L,D

$6-$20Cards:

V, MC, AE

FULLBAR

NO YES

BELLA MANGIATA1891 Bayshore Road,Villas (609) 889-6800

This Villas spot favorite attracts people from all over. Why? The food is reliably good and very affordable.

B, L, D

$7-$20Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

BELLA VIDA CAFÉ406 N. Broadway, (609) 884-6322www.bellavidacafe.com

“The local café with the wholesome aroma” is what they call it... and that’s how we describe it. Very apt!

B, L, D$5-$25Cards:

V, MC, DBYOB NO YES

THE BLACK DUCK1 Sunset Boulevard, (609) 898-0100blackduckonsunset.com

A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is anything but pretentious. Modern American cuisine.

D$15-$28Cards: V, MC

BYOB YES NO

BLOODY MARY’S1035 Beach Avenue(609) 884-7000bloodymarysbarandgrill.com

A little taste of the tropics at this restaurant, which is located at the Atlas Inn on Beach Avenue.

B, D

$7-$23Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULLBAR

YES YES

BLUE MOON PIZZAPerry Street & Beach AvenueCape May(609) 884-3033

If your stomach is grumbling as you lie on the beach, if you need a late-night snack after a fun night at the bars... it’s all here!

L, D

$7-$13Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB NO YES

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN251 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-8422congresshall.com

Congress Hall’s restaurant is better than ever, serving classic tavern food with a twist or two along the way.

B, L, D

$12-$36Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULLBAR

YES YES

BIG WAVE BURRITOS1400 Texas AvenueCape May (609) 898-TO-GO

Brand new! Tacos, burritos, smoothies and more treats. Across from the C-View Inn. B, L, D $5-$9 BYOB NO YES

The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink ChartWhat you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

Other details

SYMBOLS KEY Onsite parking Handicap accessible Takeout available

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The Exit Zero Clip Art And Fake Ad Contests Start looking through the paper... you could win a gift certificate to an advertiser!

CLIP ART CONTESTHidden somewhere in the paper is this

KILT ... Find it & enter to win!

WHEN YOU FIND THE ANSWER(S)... ENTER BY ONE OF THESE WAYS:

1. E-mail your name and address along with the answer to: [email protected]

2. Mail us your name, address, and answer(s) on an 8.5 x 11 piece of paper to:

Exit Zero Publishing, 109 Sunset Boulevard, Suite D, Cape May, NJ 08204

Entries Deadline Date: Tuesday, July 20. Draw Date: Wednesday, July 21

One entry per address or email address. Prizes will be mailed to the winners.

CONTEST WINNERS - JUNE 16:

CLIP ART WINNERSRosalie Gallagher - Villas, NJ

Jeff Blum - Cape May, NJ Harry Schmidt - Cape May, NJ

FAKE AD WINNERS:Pat Randazzo - North Cape May, NJ

Peter Marino - Yardley, PACathy Campbell - North Cape May, NJ

FAKE AD CONTESTSomewhere in this paper is a fake ad!

But be aware as it may be a real business in our area, but the

product or service will not be real... Check closely!

Actual Size Shown Here:

This Week’s Prizes: ALL IRISH IMPORTS • A CA MIA • BIRD HOUSE OF CAPE MAY

HARPOON HENRY’S • OUT OF THE PAST ANTIQUES

ANSWERS - JUNE 16 ISSUE:

CLIP ARTPage 23 - Food and Drink Guide

FAKE ADPage 57 - Stampede Salon & Saloon

This Week’s Prizes: LATITUDES • HOT DOG TOMMY’S • SUNGLASS MENAGERIE

CAPE MAY BAKERS • MARY ANN’S JEWELRY

Around The Beautiful Beaches Of Cool Cape MayFriday, July 2

Taryn and Sarah Ethan and Paul Sabrina Temple, Brie Rothmel, Sam Lizak

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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Takeout availableHandicap accessibleOnsite parkingSYMBOLS KEY

CABANAS429 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-4800cabanasonthebeach.com

It’s always warm and friendly in this lively beachfront bar that features some of the best live bands around.

L,D$8-$25V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

CAPE MAY BAKERS482 West Perry Street (609) 884-7454capemaybakers.com

Whether you want to start your day with a treat, or want goodies for a picnic or pick-me-up, this is the place to go!

Bakery$3-$8 N/A NO YES

CAPE MAY WINERY711 Townbank Rd., (609) 884-1169capemaywinery.com

This beautiful winery is open daily from 12-5pm. Make a reservation to tour the winery on Saturdays at 3pm.

Winery$5-$27V, MC, AE, D

WINERY N/A NO

CAPE ORIENT315 Ocean Street, (609) 898-0088capeorient.com

Great food every time, whether you are looking for Chinese, Thai or sushi. Service is superb, too.

L,D$12-$19V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

CAPTAIN’S COVE1216 Route 109Cape May(609) 884-7288

Good downhome food at this popular family restaurant, at the harbor. A good stop for breakfast or lunch favorites.

B, L $6-$13 BYOB NO YES

CARNEY’SBeach Avenue and Jackson(609) 884-4424www.carneyscapemaynj.com

Good food, reasonably priced, at one of Cape May’s premier nightspots. There’s always something happening here.

L, D$7-$20V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

THE CARRIAGE HOUSEat the Emlen Physick Estate 1048 Washington Street(609) 884-5111

The Carriage House offers everything from hearty wraps, salads, quiche and paninis to classic teas.

L$12-$19V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

COPPER FISH416 BroadwayWest Cape May(609) 898-1555

Chef Geoff Johnson’s popular Copper Fish is under new management, at a new site – Broadway and Sunset.

D$24-$32V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

CUCINA ROSA301 Washington Street Mall(609) 898-9800www.cucinarosa.com

Nicely located at the beginning of the mall, this Italian restaurant is a must-visit. Simply superb food.

D$12-$29V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

C-VIEW INNTexas Avenue & Washington Cape May(609) 884-4712

A locals’ favorite, the oldest and friendliest tavern in town with great wings, excellent pub fare and cold beer.

L, D $4-$18V, MC

BAR NO YES

DEPOT MARKET CAFÉ409 Elmira StreetCape May(609) 884-8030

New owners Chris and Lisa Shriver are keeping the old favorites at this locals joint AND adding new specials.

B, L, D $6-$14 BYOB NO YES

DRY DOCK1440 Texas Avenue(609) 884-3434www.capemaydrydock.com

A perennial favorite in Cape May. You could say it’s become an ice cream institution! Also a good stop for lunch dinner.

L, D, Ice Cream

$5-$9 N/A N/A YES

THE EBBITT ROOM25 Jackson Street, (609) 884-5700virginiahotel.com

With the remarkable cooking of chef Lucas Manteca, there’s even more reason than usual to visit. Sublime concoctions.

D$26-$33V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES NO

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Friday, July 2

New York Crew 2010

Parker Smith, a man of taste and distinction

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Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

Other details

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

ELAINE’S DINNER THEATER513 Lafayette Street(609) 884-1199elainesdinnertheater.com

Stop for a cocktail at the classic bar, then sit down for dinner and an entertaining night of comic theatre.

D, Theater

$39.95 fixed

V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

ELLIE’S BAKERY301 North BroadwayWest Cape May(609) 884-4007

It’s all ridiculously tasty and it’s all cooked right here on the island. Go on, treat yourself – you deserve it, right?

B, Bakery $1-$15 N/A N/A YES

FISH AND FANCY2406 Bayshore Road, Villas(609) 884-4007www.fishandfancy.com

Superb seafood however you like it – fried, broiled, grilled, blackened or sautéed. That’s choice for you. Also great salads.

L, D $5-$19 BYOB YES YES

410 BANK STREET410 Bank Street(609) 884-2127410bankstreet.com

Still one of Cape May’s finest restaurants. Serving food that’s as brilliant and creative as ever. A must-visit.

D$25-$37V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

FRESCOS 412 Bank Street(609) 884-0366frescoscapemay.com

It wins awards for its Italian food every year for a reason. This is authentic cuisine served in a beautiful location.

D$18-$29V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

GECKO’S Carpenter’s Square MallCape May(609) 898-7750

This local favorite serves superb southwestern food. Grab a seat on the patio when the weather is nice!

L, D$8-$24V, MC

BYOB YES YES

GODMOTHER’S Broadway & Sunset(609) 884-4543godmothersrestaurant.com

Excellent downhome Italian food, reasonably priced and great for a family dinner. Try their early birds special!

D$12-$28V, MC

BYOB YES YES

HARBOR VIEW954 Ocean Drive(609) 884-5444harborviewcapemay.com

A Key West vibe, great views of the harbor, good food and regular entertainment. Come spend the afternoon or night.

B, L, D$6-$30V, MC

BAR NO YES

HARPOON HENRY’SBeach Drive and Browning(609) 886-5529harpoonhenrys.net

You know that summer is around the corner when this little slice of the Caribbean re-opens. Bring it on!

L, D$10-$21

V, MC, DBAR NO YES

HARRY’S Madison & Beach Avenue(609) 884-6113www.harryscapemay.com

A home-style, friendly feel that puts a modern twist on the classic comfort foods we all know and love.

B, L, D$8-$24V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

HAWK HAVEN VINEYARD600 S. Railroad AvenueRio Grande (609) 846-7347hawkhavenvineyard.com

Every Friday night in the win-ter the Wine Bar and Barrel Room is open. A fun, well-run vineyard.

WineryV, MC, AE, D

Winery NO NO

HEMINGWAY’S1045 Beach Avenue(609) 884-5611hemingwayscapemay.com

A relaxed yet elegant island ambiance, featuring USDA Prime Steaks and classic seafood creations.

B, L, D$15-$38V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

HENRY’S ON THE BEACH702 Beach Avenue(609) 884-8826henrysonthebeach.com

One of the best places to take the family for breakfast, lunch or dinner. And you get to see dolphins going back and forth.

B, L, D$10-$20V, MC, D

BYOB NO YES

HIGHER GROUNDS479 W. Perry Street(609) 884-1131highergroundscapemay.com

Great coffee, home-baked treats, and lots of healthy food options. A cozy, friendly corner spot. Try it!

B, L $5-$10 BYOB NO YES

Takeout availableHandicap accessibleOnsite parkingSYMBOLS KEY

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ODMOTHERS

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EARLY BIRD MENUAVAILABLE FROM 5-5:30PM

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Ariana Unti, Nicole Labelle, Angelina Giordani

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Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

Other details

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

HOTDOG TOMMY’SJackson Street @ Beach (609) 884-8388hotdogtommys.com

If there are better dogs at the Shore, we’ve yet to hear. Tommy and Mary Snyder are hot dog jedi warriors.

L, D $1.40-$4 N/A NO YES

ISLAND GRILL311 Mansion Street Cape May(609) 884-0200

Caribbean-influenced food, in a lovely, colorful setting. The sauces and combinations are creative and delectable.

L, D $13-$26 BYOB YES YES

ITALIANO’S600 Park BoulevardWest Cape May(609) 898-2200

Sometimes, only pizza will do. And Italiano are masters. They also have hoagies, salads and wraps, and offer FREE delivery.

L, D $5-$12 BYOB N/A YES

LATITUDES1246 Route 109 (609) 884-6200www.latitudescapemay.com

Cape May’s newest restaurant offers good food in a relaxed environment, located right at the harbor

D$10-$24V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

THE LOBSTER HOUSEFisherman’s Wharf, (609) 884-8296 thelobsterhouse.com

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast diner... The Lobster House has it all.

B, L, D$5-$25V, MC, AE, D

BAR NO YES

LUCKY BONES1200 Route 109, (609) 884-BONE (2663)luckybonesgrill.com

It’s a huge hit for a reason. Excellent food, great bar vibe, superb service. Gets it right every single time.

L, D$6-$22V, MC, AE, D

BARFor tables of eight or

moreYES

MAD BATTER19 Jackson Street(609) 884-5970www.madbatter.com

The original fine dining restaurant in Cape May and still one of the best. The food is always creative.

B, L, D$19-$30V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

MAGNOLIA ROOM301 Howard Street, Cape May (609) 884-8409www.chalfonte.com

This is as old school as it gets. The Chalfonte Hotel’s restaurant has had the same chefs for more than 60 years. Simply wonderful.

B, D$10-$34V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

MARIE NICOLE’S9510 Pacific, Wildwood Crest (609) 522-5425www.marienicoles.com

Marie Nicole’s serves modern American cuisine with a European ambiance in a relaxed atmosphere.

D$19-$44V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES NO

MARTINI BEACH429 Beach AvenueCape May(609) 884-1925

A lively nightspot with a friendly vibe, great Mediterranean dishes, and a panoramic oceanfront view.

D$15-$30V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES NO

MAYER’S TAVERN894 Third AvenueCape May(609) 884-8980

No frills at this harborfront bar. This is where fishermen go to drink serious drinks and eat seriously good scallops.

L, D $6-$17 BAR NO NO

MERION INN106 Decatur Street, (609) 884-8363www.merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give this place a special ambience.

D$18-Market

V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

OCEAN VIEWBeach & Grant Avenues(609) 884-3772oceanviewrestaurant.com

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food, and very reasonably priced. A locals’ favorite.

B, L, D$9-$30V, MC, AE, D

BYOB NO YES

OYSTER BAY615 Lafayette Street(609) 884-2111oysterbayrestaurantnj.com

A lovely dining room, a beautiful copper-top bar and classic, generous dishes are what you’ll find here.

D$12-$29V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

SYMBOLS KEY Takeout availableHandicap accessibleOnsite parking

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Prime Steaks Sensational Seafood

1045 Beach Avenue • 609.884.5611 www.Hemingwayscapemay.com

New on Monday Nights!$21.95 All you can eat Dungeness CrabsParsley Red Skinned Potatoes | House Salad

Corn on the Cob | Fresh Bread

4pm-9pmReservations Recommended

A Night On The TownBars, restaurants, culture and events... Dan Mathers’ weekly guide to what’s going on in Cape May

any of those jingoistic overtones. Children chased one another across a dimly-lit lawn cov-ered in chairs and blankets. Couples held hands and stared skyward. For my part, I sat with old high school friends and laughed about the stu-pid mistakes of teenage years and the numerous dim-witted decisions made with fireworks in hand. We talked about just how far we’d come.

Chris Middleton, one of the aforementioned high school friends, reviewed the atmosphere as

A FIREWORKS display is all about the finale; everything else is just a teaser. You give the standard “oohs” and “aahs” for the echoing booms, the arch-

ing blooms and crackling bands of light, but we all await the glorious, percussive staccato that is the grand finale. Sometimes that finale is spread out, a variety of explosions across the sky. Here, they were condensed – a multitude of eruptions exploding at a single focal point. The sky lit up with the repeated ra-ta-tat-tat before the display signaled its demise with a singular boom.

As I lounged in my pink-padded lawn chair around the Congress Hall pool and sipped my Stoli tonic, I reflected on how lucky I was. I thought about what an amazing opportunity it has been for me to spend the best years of my life here, in one of the most beautiful cities in the greatest country on earth. “Happy Fourth of July,” I thought to myself.

I was feeling oddly patriotic – especially for someone who considers the Pledge of Alle-giance to be overly nationalistic. But, this cel-ebration had a sweetness to it that overwhelmed

we returned to the bar following the festivities. “That’s the best environment for fireworks that I’ve seen in a long time,” Chris said. “This after-noon, as I was sitting on my couch in West Ches-ter, had you told me I could be here right now, I’d have… wow!… it’d be perfect.”

That’s a simple truth I don’t want to take for granted. I live here, but it’s important to stay grounded and realize how lucky we are to call this home. I texted my wife, who couldn’t join us because she had to work, to share those senti-ments, and to tell her I loved her. Yes, I was feel-ing rather emotional. That evening could only have been better had I the opportunity to share it with her. Again, another sentiment we shouldn’t take for granted: no matter where you were to witness the fireworks, count yourself lucky if you shared it with the one you love.

From the well-trimmed lawns and gardens of Congress Hall we made our way to Carney’s to make utter fools of ourselves. A note to the gentleman serving Jell-O shots: saying “it slips right down your throat and I’ll squirt plenty of whipped cream in your mouth” is not the best way to sell a guy on spending money for shots.

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Friday, July 2

Tyler, Poppy and Connor

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Lollypop Gang

Kristin and Chloe, the BFFs

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Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

Other details

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

PETER SHIELDS1301 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-9090www.petershieldsinn.com

The Georgian revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu matches it all the way.

D$22-$39V, MC, D

BYOB NO NO

PIER HOUSE1327 Beach Avenue, (609) 898-0300thepierhousecapemay.com

A chic restaurant with a lively bar scene and excellent food, located at the La Mer, overlooking the Atlantic.

B, D$20-$35V, MC, AE, D

BARYES

YES

THE PILOT HOUSE142 Decatur Street(609) 884-3449www.pilothousecapemay.com

A classic pub and restaurant offering great burgers, excellent comfort good and an authentic ambience.

L, D$15-$25V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

RIO STATION3505 Route 9 SouthRio Grande(609) 889-2000

While all around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service.

L, D$13-$29V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

RUSTY NAILBeach Avenue between Jackson and Perry (609) 884-0017

The local legend is back and it’s better than ever. The relaunched Nail is beachfront dining at its best.

B, L, D$10-$19V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

SEAN’S RESTAURANTBeach Avenue between Jackson and Perry (609) 898-0017

Fresh, delicious food at a great beachfront location is what you’ll find at Sean’s Restaurant! Tell him we sent you.

L, D$16-$24V, MC

BYOB YES YES

SEASIDE CHEESE COMPANY600 Park Blvd., (609) 884-8700seasidecheesecapemay.com

A huge plus for the area when it opened, and this place continues to delight with gourmet treats.

L, D$4-$12V, MC, AE, D

N/A N/A YES

TOMMY’S FOLLY COFFEE251 Beach Ave, (609) 884-6522congresshall.com

Situated in the lobby of Congress Hall, this shop has great coffee and some lovely to-go breakfast goodies.

B, Café$2-$5

V, MC, AE, D

N/A NO YES

THE UGLY MUG426 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend, and even better now that they’ve put those wonderful booths in there. Such a treat.

L, D$12-$25V, MC, AE, D

BAR NO YES

UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKESBeach Avenue & Perry StreetCape May(609) 884-7199

Reliably-excellent food – there is a reason why people wait a while to eat here... excellent breakfasts and brunches.

B, L $4-$9 BYOB NO YES

UNION PARK Beach Avenue & Howard(609) 884-8811unionparkdiningroom.com

Elegant dining in a classic old hotel, and the food is magnificent and inventive. One of the best in the area.

D$18-$35

V, MC, AEBYOB YES YES

VINCENZO’S LITTLE ITALY II3704 Bayshore RoadNorth Cape May(609) 889-6610

If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun Italian meal, look no further than here! The kids will love it.

L, D$8-$20V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

WASHINGTON INN801 Washington Avenue(609) 884-5697www.washingtoninn.com

Superb gourmet food, and a great little cocktail bar to get your night off on the right foot. Amazing wine list.

D$18-$34V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

ZOE’S 715 Beach Avenue, Cape May(609) 884-1233

Zoe’s has large portions at affordable prices. And they have a great patio if the weather is nice... bring Fido!

B, L $4-$12 BYOB NO YES

Onsite parkingSYMBOLS KEY Takeout availableHandicap accessible

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HARBOR V IEW RESTAURANT, BAR & MARINAServing Lunch & Dinner 7 Days a Week • Breakfast on Saturday & Sunday

954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY • 609-884-5444Between the Garden State Parkway & wildwood CreSt on the Bay at harBor View Marina

By Popular Local Demand

BURGER MANIA

Sundays in the Restaurant 11:30-4:30

35 gourmet burgers cooked 140 different ways,

plus 6 specialty burgers! Regular menu served too.

DECK OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK FOR LUNCH & DINNER!

THURSDAY NIGHTGirls Night on the Deck

with Heidi & Aurora

LIVE MUSIC!!!

Friday, July 9PLAY NICE,

8-12pm

Saturday, July 10DANNY EYER

8-12pm

Sunday, July 11IT’S A

SINATRA THING 1-5pm

Around The Beautiful Beaches Of Cool Cape MayFriday, July 2

Wayne Caine, Gabriel Lily, Shannon, Victoria Eva Reichle, Lily Jim Pettenati

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Sank performed on “Last Comic Standing” and Foster was featured on “Showtime at the Apollo”

I’ll Have A Manhattan Comedians Adam Sank and Karith Foster bring a taste of the Big Apple to Martini Beach

Apollo. Later this month she will return to New York to open for Robert Klein at Comix where she is a regular headliner.

In August, Sank will return for the second part of the series, I’ll Have Another Manhattan, with comedian Robin Fox.

COMIC Adam Sank returns to Cape May to host I’ll Have a Manhattan, the first of a two-part comedy series at Martini Beach this Friday, July 9. “I’m

so excited to come back to Cape May,” Sank said, “or as I like to think of it – New Jersey’s ultimate bottom.” Sank, who has been seen on NBC’s Last Comic Standing and VH-1’s Best Week Ever, will delight the audience with his irreverent observations and raunchy tales.

Sank has opened for Roseanne Barr and appeared at various New York clubs including Carolines on Broadway and Comix. After a year on the Los Angeles and San Diego stand-up circuit, Sank returned east by way of a comedy tour. He concluded his run in April by hosting the sold-out show Bait & Swish at Cabanas in Cape May.

Joining Sank is stand-up comic Karith Foster, who radio listeners will remember as Don Imus’ co-host on WABC’s Imus in the Morning. Foster’s television credits include NBC’s Today Show, Comedy Central’s Premium Blend and Showtime at the

The event is on Friday July 9 at 10pm. A late-night menu will be available. Tickets are $25 and available at the door. For reservations phone 609-884-1925 or visit Martini Beach at 429 Beach Avenue in Cape May.

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609-898-1555416 Broadway, West Cape May

www.thecopperfishrestaurant.com

6 On Broadway

SERVING DINNER NIGHTLY FROM 5PM

Bill Caterini Plays Live on Friday & Saturday!

Around The Beautiful Beaches Of Cool Cape May

Friday, July 2

Sam, Lisa, Jill

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Samantha Gilbert, Eva Reichle, Lily

“Meader”, Jamie Barta

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What’s Going On In The Bars And Clubs

A swingin’ guide to the area’s night life

HARBOR VIEWFriday: Play Nice, 8-12Saturday: Danny Eyer, 8-12Sunday: It’s a Sinatra Thing, 1-5. Play Nice, 8-12

CABANASWednesday: 2 Brothers Friday: James Klapp at Happy Hour. The Mango Men, 10pmSaturday: Shorty LongSunday: Happy Hour with Eric & Coop

PILOT HOUSEThursday: Jay Bethel, 8-10pmFriday: Barry, 9pmSunday: Barry, 4-6pm

UGLY MUGWednesday: Terry-OkeThursday: The LoopFriday: Goodman FiskeSaturday: 5 Hour JonesSunday: Stellar MojoMonday: Behind The BeautifulTuesday: Terrible Tuesdays

MAD BATTERWednesday: Jazz with Cape May JazzThursday: Barry TischlerFriday: Geno White TrioSaturday: Joe and Mike

THE EBBITT ROOMThursday: Paul Sotille, Jr, 6:30pmFriday: Paul Sotille, Jr, 6:30pmSaturday: Paul Sotille, Jr, 6:30pm

CARNEY’SWednesday: Big HouseThursday: Animal HouseFriday: Sub GSaturday: DameSunday: Animal HouseMonday: Minute to Win It with TerkTuesday: Karaoke

RIO STATIONFriday: Matt Shepperd, 6-9pm. Karaoke with Troy David, 9pm

BOILER ROOMThursday: Terry-okeFriday: Third DegreeSaturday: Reflexx

AXELSSON’S BLUE CLAWSaturday: George Karavan

BLOODY MARY’SFriday: Billy Jack, 5:30-8:30Saturday: Our Island DJ, 8:30-11pm

MERION INNWednesday: George Mesterhazy Thursday: George Mesterhazy.Friday: George MesterhazySaturday: George MesterhazySunday: George Mesterhazy

Monday: George MesterhazyTuesday: George Mesterhazy, Jazz Trio, 8:30

HAWK HAVEN VINEYARDSunday: Gil Mosher, 3-7pm

RUSTY NAILFriday: Carl Behrens, 4:30, Matt Santry, 9pmSaturday: Kate Delaney, 4:30pm,Tru Bruddahs, 9pmSunday: All Day Reggae from 1-10pm

LUCKY BONESWednesday: Old SchoolThursday: Simo & DobbsSaturday: BlondageSunday: Steel Drum Brunch, 7am-1:30pm, Justin Steere at night

HARPOON HENRY’SWednesday: Sal AnthonyThursday: Sal Anthony Friday: Sal AnthonySaturday: Beachcomber BillSunday: Beachcomber BillMonday: Ann Oswald & Don ShawTuesday: Sal Anthony

COPPER FISHFriday: Bill CateriniSaturday: Bill Caterini

THE BAYSHORE Thursday: DJ Dat GirlFriday: Sindi RaymondSaturday: Then There’s UsTuesday: Karaoke with DJ Jimmy J

HEMINGWAY’SFriday: DJ Jeff Walden, 9pmSaturday: DJ Ron Becker, 9pm

HARRY’S OCEAN BARThursday: Rodger Gardella, 4pmFriday: Joe Kozak, 4pmSaturday: Thirty Years Later, 4pmSunday: Kevin Williams, 4pm.

ALEATHEA’SWednesday: Supper Club Cabaret, 6:30pmFriday: Doug Williams on pianoSaturday: Doug Williams on pianoSunday: Supper Club Cabaret, 6:30pm Sunday Funday & Doug Williams on piano

MARTINI BEACHThursday: Geno White Trio, 7-10pmFriday: I’ll have a Manhattan Please, comedy showSunday: Keith Rippey, 6-9pmMonday: Keith Rippey, 6-9pmTuesday: Keith Rippey, 6-9pm

THE CHALFONTETuesday: Concerts by Candlelight featuring The CBC Trio, 8:30pm.

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OPEN DAILY11am-10pm

Charming Patio

Kids’Menu

Great Veggie Dishes

Carpenter’s Square Mall,Cape May

898-7750

Delicious Desserts

VOTED “BEST MEXICAN”

NJ Monthly 2009 2002/2005/2006/2007/2008

“BEST OF THE SHORE”Philadelphia Magazine 2006

“EXCELLENT”AC Press 2005

(609) 884-5868107-113 Grant Street,Cape May NJ 08204www.hotelalcott.com

jjj AWARD— Press of Atlantic City, 2005

“Exquisite cuisine served in a charming 19th century setting makes LaVerandah one of Cape May’s finest restaurants. Elegant dining is offered on the outdoor verandah or in a high-ceiling room cooled by sea breezes flowing through French doors opening to the porch... remarkable cuisine... and sophistication...”

— Philadelphia Inquirer,John V.R. Bull

Available for weddings & banquets

On Jackson Streetat Beach

(609) 884-8388hotdogtommys.com

Walk up to our Wiener

Wonderland....(name that tune )

Open Everday 9:57 ‘til 6:01

Around The Beautiful Beaches Of Cool Cape MayFriday, July 2

Summer Beach BFFs Brady, Maggie

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Rio Grande Center Shopping Mall • 609-889-2000 •

AMERICAN STEAK & SEAFOOD HOUSE

Featuring Hand-cut Steaks, Fresh Seafood,an Award-winning Wine List & International Beers-on-tap

N E X T T I M E . . .

Friday Nights@ The Rio

5:00-7:00Free Happy Hour Buffet

6:00-9:00Live Music

with Matt Sheppard

9:00

Karaoke with Troy DavidCome in & sing on the live broadcast!

1.$

OFF

4:00-9:00

All Drinks

COCKTAIL

& SHOT

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Spouty-OffyThe column where anonymous

gasbags have their say!

WHEN are you whippersnappers going to hold that Burns Supper again? I love George Burns! – Cape May

[Spouty Editor’s Note: Well, first of all, it is held in homor of Robert Burns, Scotland’s national poet. Secondly, it will be held on Thursday, January 27, 2011 at the Ugly Mug, as always. Don’t you dare miss it, lads and lasses!]

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DID the name Scott originate from Scotland? – West Cape May

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SHOULDN’T Scotland really be called “Scotch-Land”... or maybe just “Sot-Land”? – Erma

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THE other day I was swim-ming at The Cove beach when all of a sudden I thought I saw Nessie... but it was just Russell from Swain’s taking a dip. – Cape May

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THANK goodness for Mel Gibson... he practically saved Scotland himself. – Cape May

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DID scotch tape originate from Scotland? – Cape May

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WHAT about hop-Scotch? – Cape May

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SCOTLAND seems kind of gay to me with names like Gaelic, Peterhead and Hebrides! – Cape May

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IF you call the Exit Zero office and Jack answers, tell him you like his Irish accent – he really loves that! – Cape May

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I REMEMBER after eating that

Scottish ship and its men... I was drunk for a week! – Mr Spouty Offy Whale

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WOW! I read on that world-wide web that the official animal of Scotland is the unicorn. And I thought they were fake! – West Cape May

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NOW I am beginning to wonder if Scotland is even real... with unicorns and the Loch Ness Monster and all. Maybe Scotland is made up, too. Where is your editor REALLY from? – Erma

[Spouty Editor’s Note: Our edi-tor, Jack, is really from Scotland... Paisley to be precise.]

[Spouty Offy-er’s Note: Now I know you are lying because paisley is a pat-tern used on clothing and stuff... you guys almost had me there!]

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I’VE heard of Mary, Queen of Scots, but was there a King of Scots, too? – West Cape May

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I REALLY gotta get this off of my chest... a few years back I KILT a man! That’s right... put a skirt on him – what did you think I meant?! – Erma

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THAT Spouty-Off above is just about the worst pun I have ever seen in my life. Hoots mon! – Stimpson Lane

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Around The Beautiful Beaches Of Cool Cape MayFriday, July 2

Nicole and Gerry Ellie Jardinella, Catlyn Gibson, Bridget Gibson, Bromiley Bryan, Taylor Barta, Jake Meade

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Peroni Appertivo every Thursday during Happy Hour at:

LUCKY BONES

HARPOON HENRY’S

JACKSON MOUNTAIN CAFÉ

HARBOR VIEW DECK BAR

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1301 Beach Avenue, Cape May609.884.9090 • www.petershieldsinn.com

Fine American cuisine in an oceanfront mansion

Open nightly from 5:30pm

Around The Beautiful Beaches Of Cool Cape MayFriday, July 2

“Most beautiful girls on the beach!” Eve, Vic, Rylee, Meaghan

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Oyster BaySteak & Seafood Restaurant

Oyster BaySteak & Seafood Restaurant

SERVING DINNER NIGHTLY FROM 5PM

GREAT MENU, MARTINIS

& DESSERTSFresh seafood • Tasty steaks

Copper-top bar • Free parking

Bottle and draft beer

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& DESSERTSFresh seafood • Tasty steaks

Copper-top bar • Free parkingBottle and draft beer

615 Lafayette St., Cape May 609-884-2111

ALEATHEA’S SUPPER

CLUB CABARET!Ultimate Broadway!

Featuring Doug Williams

Wednesday & Sunday • 6:30pmComplete Dinner & Show

$30 per person

Open Daily for

Breakfast, Lunch, and

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innofcapemay.com

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SUNDAY FUNDAY

Sunday, July 11th

2-6pmMusic by Tito

Fifth Annual Fourth Of July Party Celebrated On The Second Of July

Friday, July 2 at the Wooden Rabbit

Frank Giannone, Leslie Martel, Betty and Jim Moffatt

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Gene Cathrall, Lizzy Fritz, Tom and Sue Carroll

Frank and Beth Acker, Alison Bjork

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WHAT could be better than planning a trip to Cape May? Planning someone else’s trip! My in-laws, Ellen and Arnie, made

an impromptu decision this past weekend to book a trip for them and their twin pugs, Irish and Puggy Sue. I believe that they were actu-ally inspired by my previous column which discussed the animal-friendly accommoda-tions and activities in Cape May. So after some consideration, they called the Marquis de Lafayette (501 Beach Avenue) and booked a three-night stay. One of the biggest selling points of the hotel? You can keep your pet in the room while you’re out and the hotel will call your mobile if your pet becomes unruly and wanton.

So they embarked on their journey the Sunday before the Fourth of July. What they didn’t count on was the ridiculously-high temperature combined with the pug con-tingency. Shortly after arriving, their dogs became overheated and they had to pay a trip to the local Acme for some rubbing alcohol.

Weary travelers take note – overheated dogs can be cooled off by applying rubbing alcohol onto their paw pads.

I had envisioned them, in my lofty day-dreams, of driving in and going for a late lunch at The Lobster House, settling into the room, taking the dogs out for a walk and exploring the town. Instead, they had a bit of stressful time settling the dogs into their new digs and new town. When I spoke with them at 8:00pm (still no lunch/dinner at this point), their plan was just to order something quick

for take-out. I referred them to the closest, quickest place I could imagine – Louie’s Pizza (711 Beach Avenue). This is our ace in the hole whenever we feel that we want something quick with little commitment. Louie’s is also directly adjacent to Avondale by the Sea, so it works for us.

The next day held more promise. An early breakfast at George’s Place, a visit to Sun-set Beach, one of the dog-friendly beaches, slightly more relaxed pugs. Of course I had to stop calling after every 20 minutes to see what they were doing. I had a list of must-see and must-do that ended up more like a stream of incoherent consciousness: George’s Place oatmeal fantastic, Mad Batter say hello to Bob for me eat a crab cake, go to Linen Outlet near CVS, eat best Dairy Queen ever in Wash-ington Mall, try free fudge sample at Fudge Kitchen, go back for three more samples, Mr Kunz will LOVE Hot Dog Tommy’s, take the ferry for outlet shopping and [deep breath] there’s so much more!

I would be ridiculously jealous if my own trip wasn’t booked the day after they return.

Confessions Of A Cape May LoverAn enthusiast’s view of America’s Original Seaside Resort... by Meghan Kunz

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Fifth Annual Fourth Of July Party Celebrated On The Second Of July

Friday, July 2 at the Wooden Rabbit

Mayor Ed Mahaney, Dawn and John DeMayo

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Joan Bjork, Nancy McDonald, Lorraine Schmidt

Rick and Colleen Weber, Diane Hutchinson, Anna Marie McMain

91 Beach Drive, North Cape May(609) 886-5529 • www.harpoonhenry’s.net

OPEN 7 DAYS FOR LUNCH & DINNER

Live entertainment EVERY night 6 – 10Friday – Sal Anthony

Sat & Sun – Beachcomber BillMonday – Ann Oswald & Don Shaw

Tuesday, Wed, Thursday – Sal AnthonyTuesday – Wing Night

Thursday – Prime Rib night

OCEANFRONT DINING!OPEN EVERY DAY FOR

BREAKFAST, LUNCH & DINNER Breakfast/Lunch 8:30 – 3:00 • Dinner from 4pm

Remember why you came to Cape May!Bring a bottle of wine, overlook the beach, watch the waves and enjoy Fresh fish of the

day with your choice of topping, or succulent prime rib or Henry’s Fish Sandwich

IF WE WERE ANY CLOSER TO THE OCEAN YOU WOULD NEED A BEACH TAG.

702 Beach Avenue, Cape May(609) 884-8826 • www.henrysonthebeach.com

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Fifth Annual Fourth Of July Party Celebrated On The Second Of July

Friday, July 2 at the Wooden Rabbit

New Commander of the US Coast Guard Training Center Bill Kelly, wife Angie Kelly, with party hosts Gary and Donna Padussis

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Rick White, Victoria Clayton, Ed Hutchinson

Unnamed gentleman, Jane Valdes-Dapena, Jerry France

Ocean Panaramic view dining

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Pork Chops and Eggs • Steak and EggsWE HAVE DELICIOUS SOFT SHELL CRABS!

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Fifth Annual Fourth Of July Party Celebrated On The Second Of July

Friday, July 2 at the Wooden Rabbit

Lexie Padussis, Lauren Padussis, Samantha Fischer, Alexandra Simmons, Corinne Jones

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Mayor Ed Mahaney, Gary Padussis, Commander Bill Kelly

Mike Smith, Connie France, Jerry France, Frank Acker

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Fifth Annual Fourth Of July Party Celebrated On The Second Of July Friday, July 2 at the Wooden Rabbit on Hughes Street

Mike and Sue Smith Daniel V.P., Suzanne Ziegler, Peter Cole

Myles and Leslie Martel Doug and Ann Marie McMain

Dawn DeMayo, Gary Padussis

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Larissa and John Van Dalen

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Fifth Annual Fourth Of July Party Celebrated On The Second Of July Friday, July 2 at the Wooden Rabbit on Hughes Street

Brandy and Bob White Hosts Gary and Donna Padussis Beth, Mike

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311 Mansion Street • (609) 884-0200

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FAMILY FRIENDLY TRIVIA NIGHT Wednesday - 9pm

LIVE MUSIC!Thursdays @ 8pm • Fridays @ 9pm

Sundays @ 4pm

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Operated by the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts & Humanities (MAC)1048 Washington St., Cape May, NJ • 609-884-5404

at the Physick EstateCarriage HouseThe

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The Old FogeyAh, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

penicillin after some vigorous and care-less whoring in Paris), John Paul Jones (a tricksy weasel who owed me three guin-eas after a poker game, but he could steer a boat like no other), John Muir (a bore on the subject of trees, but a visionary all the same), Sean Connery (I like a man’s man) and JK Rowling (who at least lives in Scotchland – Harry Potter may be jibberish but the minor D’Catur grandchildren seem to adore it, and their attention can usually

HAVE you ever been to Scotchland? I have, once, and I must say the experi-ence was not one to repeat. I visited at the specific

instruction of Queen Victoria, who adored the place and took issue at my oft-declared opinion that it was a land fit only for rob-bers and malcontents.

I concede that that tiny nation has pro-duced some impressive exports: Robert Burns (a drunk and an opportunist but a lyrical genius), Sir Walter Scott (self-important ass, but he could write, that is true), Alexander Graham Bell (I was the first one he called on his new telephonic device, but I mistook him for a salesmen for the Colonies seeking to sell me India and hung up), Andrew Carnegie (a damn fool with his money, but a big heart, I grant you), Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (I inspired his creation of Sherlock Holmes, of course, and the Young Albert of the day was the original Watson), Alexander Fleming (my life has been saved a time or thrice by

only be guaranteed with the application of a leather belt), to name but a few. And of course, the proprietor of this rag is a Scotchman, whose accent is still akin to having paint stripper poured into one’s ear.

The country, though, is a forsaken place. For one, it is tiny: scarce larger than my garden here in Cape May. I walked it from east to west in under an hour, and north to south took 30 minutes on a steam train (25 of those were spent in the station as the kilted conductor tried to f leece pas-sengers out of every penny they had). The weather is diabolical – it rains 23 hours and 59 minutes of every day, and snows the remainder of the time.

There seem to be only a few hundred rickety people living there, and several million small, vicious, unkempt sheep – though I admit I had trouble telling the two groups apart, so the numbers may be other than indicated.

Are there mitigating factors? Well, yes: whisky and golf. And for those I forgive anything.

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An Evening At The Whalers Cottages For Center For Community ArtsSaturday, June 26 on Batts Lane

Emily Dempsey, Diane Mitchell Barabra Peltzer, Ron Goldstein

Linda and Bob Steenrod Linda and Bob Steenrod Teri, Mike

Joan Echevarria, Marie Fletcher

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An Evening At The Whalers Cottages For The CCASaturday, June 26 on Batts Lane

Shirley Becki Wilson, Hope Gaines, Emily Dempsey

Sylvia Baer, party host Chris Clemans, John Baer

Pete Leonard, Bonnie Mullock, Bob Steenrod

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OPEN DAILY FOR DINNER FROM 5PM

3 Course Menu$30 available anytime

Late Menu, Desserts & Cocktails

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northern italian & contemporary american cuisine

PRIX FIXE MENU... $22.95 • 3 Courses • 5-6:30pm

OPEN DAILY FOR LUNCH AND DINNER

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19 Jackson Street, Cape May884-5970 • madbatter.comAT THE CARROLL VILLA HOTEL

Breakfast • Lunch • Dinner • Cocktails

HAPPY HOUR 4-6pmEARLY BIRDS

Live Music - No Cover Charge!

Wednesday, July 7Jazz with Cape May Jazz

Thursday, July 8 - Barry Tischler

Friday, July 9 - Geno White Trio

Saturday, July 10 - Joe & Mike

Tuesday, July 13Singer-Songwriter Special Event

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HALF PRICE HAPPY HOURSeven Days A Week From 3-6pm ½ Price Drinks, Beers & Wines

½ Price Appetizers Steamed clams, cheesesteak spring rolls, shrimp potstickers, buffalo wings, pizza,

loaded skins, baked brie & fruit plate, quesadillas

$12 EARLY BIRD SPECIALS 4-6pmYOUR CHOICE: Prime rib, crab cake, clams & linguini,

Atlantic salmon, chicken parm, flounder francaise

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MINUTE TO-WIN-IT Monday Night

1/2 Price Drinks Prizes

Hosted by the town’s famous “TERK”

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COFFEE ROASTED FRESH DAILY

#7 GURNEY & THE BEACH, CAPE MAY • (609) 898-8088 3704 BAYSHORE ROAD, NORTH CAPE MAY • (609) 846-0040NORTH CAPE MAY LOCATION OPEN DAILY FROM 6:30AM

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Coffee Drinks.!

Open Daily at 6am!Fresh Rolled Old World Bagels • Muffins • Croissants

Cookies • Cinnamon Buns • SmoothiesSpecialty Coffees and Drinks • Cappuccinos • Lattes

Delicious breakfast & lunch

sandwiches

409 Elmira Street, Cape May (Next to the Train Station) • 609-884-8030

Serving Breakfast, Lunch

& Dinner

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Catering for Any Event!

“BREAKFAST ON THE FLY”Featuring The Depot Market’s Blend

of Locally Roasted Coffee, Breakfast

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CALL AHEAD FOR

EARLY MORNING PICK-UP!

Take the Affordable Tastes of

The Depot Market Home with

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Featuring Delicious Seafood Specials & The Depot’s Signature Soups... changing daily.

Try Our popular Slow Braised BBQ Short Rib SW and Our Tempura Specials!

Introducing The RenaissanceAccess to Art sponsors an evening concert at the Southern Mansion in Cape May

it in the garden if a large number of people apply. We need to know, so we can set up accordingly,” Barbara Beitel, Access to Art Director said. “If it’s in the garden people are encouraged to bring lawn chairs and blankets,” she explained.

Access to Art, an 18-year-old not-for-profit that presents the visual and perform-ing arts in Cape May County, is spending the summer exploring the concepts and

DON’T let the summer pass without visiting the Southern Mansion, an ele-gant 18th-century inn on Washington Street. Better

yet, enjoy some Elizabethan entertainment there this July 21 at 7:30pm. Dr Bertram Greenspan, chair of the Rowan University Music Department and an accomplished violinist and violist, will provide an edu-cational and entertaining introduc-tion to music of the period. Joining him will be vocalist Bart Singer performing Renaissance art songs, accompanied by Joseph Mayes on the lute; Mayes is head of the Early Music Department at Rowan. The event, structured by Dr Greenspan, emphasizes the voice, the driving aes-thetic behind both instrumental and vocal Renaissance music.

Come in costume, if you like, have a glass of wine, and step back in time as Access to Art presents a musical introduc-tion to the Renaissance. Tickets are $15 and should be reserved early. “We may host

sounds of the Renaissance in anticipation of the Cape May Renaissance Festival this fall. “We decided it would be fun to present a series of events in which people could learn a little about the period,” Beitel said. “We would like to bring some Renaissance dance to the mansion, and maybe some swordplay on the lawn a little later as we investigate Elizabethan entertainments and pastimes.”

“This year marks our 13th annual Sam Maitin Summer/Fall Chamber Music series as well,” she said. “It will culmi-nate at the beautiful vineyard of Barbara Brae Wilde in West Cape May with the Renaissance Festival on October 2 and 3. It will be beautiful in a vineyard, just like the Renaissance, where so many activities were held outdoors,” Beitel said.

Join Access to Art at the Southern Mansion for an evening of beautiful music on July 21 at 7:30pm. See and hear the rhyme and reason of Renaissance music at a fantastic venue. Reserve tickets at (609) 465-3963.

Dr Greenspan will provide an informative and entertaining introduction to early music

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A Colorful Beach Town Restaurant... with a Laidback L’Attitude

1246 Route 109, Cape May • 609-884-6200www.latitudescapemay.com

NOW OPEN!Serving Dinner Tuesday-Sunday 5-10pm

Daily Specials • Parking on PremisesChildren’s Menu • Take-out Available

Inspired Coastal Cuisine

An Evening At The Whalers Cottages For Center For Community ArtsSaturday, June 26 on Batts Lane

Joanne and Pete Leonard Pat and Bud Swain Kathy and Dale Steltz

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Lunch and dinner served Wednesday

thru Monday

Breakfast with a Twist

Served Friday, Saturday &

Sunday

We have delicious

lobster rolls & fish tacos!

314 BEACH AVENUE • (609) 898-0017

Check us out on

Facebook!

American Continental Cuisine in a Relaxed Setting

1327 Beach Avenue, Cape May898-0300 • www.thepierhousecapemay.com

OPEN DAILYServing Breakfast & Dinner

Lunch on Saturday & Sunday

“WineDown”

Introducing. . .

at The Pier House

Late Night

“Mezze”(Greek tapas)

Open Friday & Saturday 10pm - ?

An Evening At The Whalers Cottages For The CCASaturday, June 26 on Batts Lane

Gene Dempsey, Brenda and Carl Hirshorn

Marga Matheny, Peter Jones, Dottie and Pearson Harlow

Diane Bove, Lauren Shenfield, Bernadette Matthews

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the wine bar

A new, hip,relaxing and comfortable

meeting placebefore dinner,

after dinner, for dinner

flights of winedinner and

small plate menuover 40 wines

by the tasting glassrare wines from our cellar

open daily 5pm-midnight

same address, new experience

the wine bar801 Washington StreetCape May, NJ 08204609-884-5697reservations accepted

uncorks

theWashington

Inn

An Evening At The Whalers Cottages For The CCASaturday, June 26 on Batts Lane

Vickie, Dona, Joanne, Bonnie

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MQ Murphy, Glenn McBrearty, Laurie and Lew Thomas

Lauren and Marc Shenfield, Andrea Moffatt

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Everyone is invited...Launch party for the second edition of THE FIRST RESORT,

Exit Zero’s best-selling historyThe rooftop of The Grand Hotel, Beach Avenue @ Philadelphia

Thursday, July 8 From 5pm to 9pm

«Book signing by author Ben Miller«Complimentary snacks

«One free drink for every person«Entertainment by Carl Behrens

Call Exit Zero on (609) 770-8479 for more information

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BLUE MOON

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An Evening At The Whalers Cottages For The CCASaturday, June 26 on Batts Lane

Jay Smilyk, Bob Capanna, Cathy Coate

Bob and Becky Kriebel, Bob, Susan

Rick and Marlene Holland, Barbara and John Kapusta

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Goings-On Around TownA quick, but completely useful, guide to what i s going on this weekend, and a little beyond«THERE is more jazz on Sunday July 11, from 2pm to 4pm at the Cape May VFW at 419 Congress Street. The Atlantic City Jazz Band will feature Herb Roselle on trombone, Franny Smith on banjo, Bob Rawlins on clarinet, Bob Ferguson on trumpet, John McCleman on tuba, Chuck Harms on drums and Nancy Raw-lins on keyboard. It’s great traditional Dixieland Jazz and a fun time. Tickets are $10 in advance (call 609-884-7961) or $15 at the door – everyone is welcome. Proceeds are donated to Lower and Middle Township High Schools to support their Music/Band Pro-grams. There is free parking, cash bar and an optional dinner at 4:30pm.

«THANKS to the great people at Harpoon Henry’s and one of the area’s best rock cover bands “5 Hour Jones,” Animal Outreach is planning one of the summer’s coolest events, Harpoon Henry’s Howlin’ Jam! The $20 ticket buys you drafts, food, and live music! The event is this Sunday, July 11 from 1-5pm at Harpoon Henry’s, 91 Beach Drive in North Cape May. Make your reservation by calling (609) 898-1PET, or visit www.animaloutreachofcmc.org.

«THIS summer, Wilbraham Park in West Cape May will again host two fine art shows called Art in the Park. The first show on July 24 is sponsored by the West Cape May PTA and the second, on August 21, is sponsored by the West Cape May History Com-mittee. Both shows run from 10am to 6pm in the lovely shaded park at the corners of Broadway and Sunset in West Cape May. Both shows are on a Saturday with a raindate on Sunday. Fine art-ists, mostly from the South Jersey area, will display and sell oil and pastel paintings, watercolors, sculpture, glass, photography, clay objects, handcrafted jewelry and much more. Artists must accompany their works and all work must be personally hand-made. The show is strictly juried. Food by Cape May Crab Cake company and Higher Grounds will be available. Come out and enjoy meeting the artists, strolling through the park and discov-ering some great artwork! For more information or for directions to the park, call organizer Diane Flanegan at (609) 884-9325.

«THE adventurous Captain Kidd has set sail for Historic Cape May in hopes of arriving on Sunday, July 31 for the 47th Annual Cape May Captain Kidd Treasure Hunt to be held on the beaches of the nation’s oldest seashore resort. All youngsters three to ten years of age are invited to rendezvous with Captain Will Kidd promptly at 1:00pm at Cape May Convention Hall on the 31st. Commencing from Convention Hall all youngsters will follow Captain Kidd to the buried treasure sight between Windsor and Congress Avenue beaches where approximately $150 worth of booty and gift certificates valued at $300 will be discovered by some lucky treasure seekers. Based on the increasing popularity of this exciting event City officials anticipate that over 300 boys and girls will participate this year. It is indeed a sight to behold when the Captain Kidd leads his young band of followers as they journey along Victorian Cape May’s beautiful beachfront and promenade in search of the elusive treasure. For additional infor-mation call the Department of Civic Affairs on (609) 884-9565.

20 Years Of Providing The Freshest Seafood At The Lowest Prices

~ PATIO SEATING ~Now Open 7 Days Per Week

2406 Bayshore Road, Villas (next to Robinson & Son’s Produce)886-8760 • www.fishandfancy.com

FISH & FANCYSEAFOOD TAKE-OUT

THE LOCALS’ FAVORITE!

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BEACH AVENUE & PERRY STREET, CAPE MAY(609) 884-7199

Uncle Bill’s

& FAMILY RESTAURANT

Open Every Day!

1891 BAYSHORE ROAD, VILLAS • 889-6800

Open 7 Days for Breakfast (from 7am), Lunch & Dinner

Great SummerSpecials!

Become a fan on Facebook for special offers & announcements!

Many Flavors of Homemade

gelato!

CLASSIC CAR SHOW Wednes., July 14 • 5-8pm

(Bring your new or classic car for the show and receive 10% off.)

PIZZA FAMILY DEALExtra Large 18” Cheese Pizza and a Pitcher of Soda - $11.95

(Up to 4 People, Dine In Only, Cannot combine with any other offer)

Paula Tramutolo’s Graduation Party

Friday, June 18 in West Cape May

Meghann Wallace, Kayleigh LaMaina, Taryn McCullough, Sarah Peck, Paula, Meghann, Steph, Jill, Kalyn, Anne, and Joanne McCullough

PHOTOGRAPHS BY DANIELLE O’NEAL

Steph McCoy Jill O’Hara, Paula

PMS

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Paula Tramutolo’s Graduation PartyFriday, June 18 in West Cape May

Paula and Meghann Taryn McCullough, Pecker Kalyn and Paula

PHOTOGRAPHS BY DANIELLE O’NEAL... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Nationally Acclaimed

Southern-style fare

BREAKFAST & DINNER

Al fresco dining

Three course $34 price fixe

Sun-Thurs 5-9pm, Fri-Sat 5-10pm

Full Breakfast Buffet $9.95 Mon-Sat 8-10am, Sun 8-11am

301 Howard Street, Cape May · (609) 884-8409 · www.chalfonte.com

$29 SUNDAY SUPPER BUFFET

Magnolia Room Restaurant

We love large parties!

Since 1876

THIS WEEK

CONCERTS BY CANDLELIGHT

The CBC Trio Tuesday, July 13 at 8:30pm

Popular, jazz, folk, and gospel sounds including music by

Leroy Anderson, Duke Ellington, and W. C. Handy.

Complimentary admission for restaurant guests! $10 adults, $7 children. Reservations required.

GRASSO MAGIC!

GOOD FOR KIDS, GREAT FOR ADULTS!

Contact (609) 884-8409.

ART EXHIBIT

New York watercolorist

Penelope Chiusano

Marie Natale

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Paula Tramutolo’s Graduation Party

Friday, June 18 in West Cape May

Pam Sabean, Tim Sabean, Vera Tramutolo, Paula Tramutolo

Maria Tramutolo, Paula, Sirlene Macedo

Steph, Joyce, and Ryan

PHOTOGRAPHS BY DANIELLE O’NEAL

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Around The Avenues And Alleyways Of Cool Cape MayA random sampling of people and places

PHOTOGRAPHS BY SANDY MALONEY AND ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

A mighty 202lb Big Eye tuna was caught by the “Gold Rush” off Cape May last week

John Conrad is retiring as local branch manager of CapeBank on Jackson Street. John is pictured with his successor Lacey Fitch, left, and Barbara Wahl.

482 West Perry Street, Cape May | (609) 884-7454 | www.capemaybakers.com

Fine pastries • hearth-baked wholegrain breads donuts • decadent desserts and more

Daily lunch items including: quiche • stuffed breads pasta salads • soups • veggie tarts and more

Beautifully Decorated Cakes for Every Special Occasion.

(Wedding cake orders by appointment only!)

All of Our Fine Baked Goods are Made Daily Right on the Premises!

• Gourmet teas and coffees including Grounds for ChangeTM organic fair trade coffee!

Celebrating 30 Years of Fine Baking in Cape May!

CAPE MAY BAKERS

All recipes are vegetarian and many vegan friendly items are available.

Join Us for TEA TIME! Tuesday thru Saturday from 3-5pm and receive a

complimentary cup of coffee or tea with selected items!

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BREAKFAST • LUNCH • DINNEREAT IN or TAKE OUT

Tacos – Burritos – Smoothies& Much More..

OPEN EVERY DAY 8am-9pm

Open Mic Night Every Thursday • 7-9pm

FREE WI-FILocated across from the C-View in Cape May

609-898-To-Go • FREE DELIVERY

full bar available

seating is limited; reservations are strongly suggested

Call 609 884 8409 for showtimes and dates

or visit www.Chalfonte.Com

as seen on AMERICA’S

GOT TALENTon seleCted nights

july thru aug

MICHAELGRASSO

proudly presents

an Evening of MagiC, Comedy & Oddities

featuring MagiCian

H O T E L

Paula Tramutolo’s Graduation Party

Friday, June 18 in West Cape May

Kenneth Scott and Carolyn LaMaina

PHOTOGRAPHS BY DANIELLE O’NEAL

Rosie Calverley and Sandy Soto

Matt Tramutolo, Weston Scott

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A Saturday Evening In The Ugly MugJune 18, around 11pm

Brian Laffey, Jen Warren Tara Rothberg, Dana Lorentz

Goose Utsch, Jess McCroe

Mickey and Peter Klinger

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Ted F., Sue R.

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Debbie & Mike Downes

860 Broadway (Broadway & Stimpson Lane)West Cape May NJ 08204

609-884-1865 • 609-884-2602 Faxemail: [email protected]

www.capemayflowers.com

Cape WindsFlorist & Gift Shop

CELEBRATE CAPE MAY

OCEAN AVE. & WASHINGTON ST. behind the Horse & Carriage!

884-9032celebratecapemay.com

BIG SALEHAPPENING NOW!!

ALL CAPE MAY CLOTHING IS NOW 20% OFF!

Stop in to seethe CRAB CAM

2 Hermit Crabs

FREE with large set!

Sterling Silver Bangle with Claddagh Design on

one side and the Irish for love, friendship and loyalty on reverse

ALL IRISH IMPORTS401 Lafayette Street, Cape May

(609) 884-4484

A Saturday Evening In The Ugly MugJune 18, around 11pm

Casey Smith, Mike Fricker April, Robin Stephanie, Jim

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Out of the Past

394 Myrtle Ave., W. Cape May,

www.outofthepastantiques.com

609-884-3357

[email protected]

A Bonnie Shop filled with Thrifty treasures.

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SEE THE ALL-NEW EXIT ZERO STORE!

COME VISIT OUR BEAUTIFULLY RENOVATED STORE AND SEE THE FOLLOWING GOODIES:

« EXIT ZERO BUMPER MAGNETS

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«EXIT ZERO COFFEE MUGS

«EMBROIDERED POLO SHIRTS FOR HIM & HER

Chattel House Village, 109 Sunset Boulevard (Opposite Shell gas)(609) 770-8479 OPEN EVERY DAY 10-5 www.exitzero.us

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A Saturday EveningIn The Ugly MugJune 18, around 11pm

Solonge Rodriguez, Henry de los Santos, Yudelka Rodriguez

Flip Flop, Zig Zag, Regina McDevitt

Clueless Crew

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

EVEN NESSIE WOULD NOT PASS UP THESE

GREAT DEALS!

Quality Beach Chairs for only $19.99...

They’re the Best Buy Around!

Add A Great Beach Umbrella for only $19.99 too!

SUNSET BEACH GIFT SHOPS,

GOLF & GRILLE

OPEN DAILY!

Sunset Beach, Cape May Point(609) 884-7079

www.sunsetbeachnj.com

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Store Hours

Credit Cards

The Big Exit Zero Guide To Shopping in Cool Cape May

Where Exactly Is The StoreLocated?

Tell Me A Little About What They Sell At This Place

A PLACE ON EARTH526 Washington Street MallCape May866-400-SOAPwww.aplaceonearth.com

A delectable, delicious, beautifully realized and executed soap, bath and general gift shop. A gem.

Soaps, lotions and wonderful treats for your body and soul. And they make their own stuff on the premises! The Monkey Farts scent is probably the best-known brand in the store – great name, amazing product.

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Sunday- Friday 10-5, Saturday 10-8.

ALL IRISH IMPORTS401 Lafayette StreetCape May(609) 884-4484www.allirishimports.com

Right across from Collier’s Liquor Store (which, appropriately, is a big green building).

They carry T-shirts, hand-knit fishermen’s sweaters, greeting cards, pewter, Waterford crystal, Belleek, jewelry, perfume and even biscuits. See their new selection of Irish books.

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Monday- Friday 9-5, Saturday and Sunday 10-8.

ANTIQUES EMPORIA405 West Perry StreetCape May(609) 898-3332

At that funny little intersection where Perry Street bends into West Perry Street.

There is always a great selection of Americana, furniture, costume jewelry, watches, clocks, vintage postcards, magazines, books and more. Pick up some vintage jewelry to finish off an outfit with style.

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Monday-Friday 11-4, Saturday 10-5, Sunday 10-4.

BAY SPRINGS ALPACAS542 New England RoadCape May(609) 884-0563www.bayspringsalpacas.com

Down New England Road – the northern tip of the island – on your way to Higbee Beach.

This charming 10-acre farm is great for a family visit. Come see how alpaca fiber is spun into yarn, then pick up a sweater, scarf, blanket or hat made from it. Treat your feet to ultra-comfortable alpaca socks.

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BIRD HOUSE OF CAPE MAY109 Sunset BoulevardWest Cape May(609) 898-8871www.birdhouseofcapemay.com

In the illustrious Chattel House Village on Sunset Boulevard, across from the Shell gas station.

An extensive selection of bird houses, from Victorian and colonial styles to urban and eclectic designs. They also offer scented wax pottery, Wind and Willow mixes, home decor and garden accents.

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CAPE MAY BIRD OBSERVATORY701 East Lake DriveCape May Point (609) 884-2736www.birdcapemay.org

Follow Sunset Boulevard out to Lighthouse Avenue, turn left and the CMBO is on your right.

Everything a nature lover could want – from field guides, binoculars and scopes to clothing and books. They stock the best selection of binoculars in the area in all price ranges. Featuring beautiful Charley Harper merchandise.

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CAPE MAY LINEN OUTLET110 Park BoulevardWest Cape May(609) 884-3630www.capemaylinen.com

Right across from CVS on Park Boulevard in West Cape May.

Their hand-picked deals and old-fashioned service keep customers coming back. Your source for everything linen, from aprons and tablecloths to linen by the yard. You’re sure to find it here.

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CAPE MAY SANDAL SHOPPE108 Jackson StreetCape May(609) 898-3547www.capemaysandals.com

Right off the Washington Street Mall by Happy Baby Boutique and Louisa’s Café.

This is way more than a sandal shop. They have a wide and varied selection of jewelry, bags, T-shirts and fashion accessories. And they stock sandals in every shape, size, and style you could ever possibly hope to find.

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CAPE MAY WICKER203 Sunset BoulevardWest Cape May(609) 884-1849

On Sunset Boulevard just past the Shell gas station and Chattel House Village.

Wicker furniture has a classic appeal that looks good indoors and out, and compliments any aesthetic. If you’re in the market for the best selection of wicker furniture on the island, look no further than Cape May Wicker.

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CAPE WINDS FLORIST860 Broadway West Cape May(609) 884-1865www.capemayflowers.com

On Broadway just before the windowless, brown Verizon building as you leave town.

Cape Winds Florist is family-owned and has more than 30 years of experience. They always go the extra mile to make their floral gifts perfect. Offering beautiful, elaborate floral arrangements plus prompt, friendly service.

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Monday-Saturday 8-5,Sunday 10-4.

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A Saturday EveningIn The Ugly MugJune 18, around 11pm

Branko Manic, Milica and Vladimir Gavrilovic

Smitty, Jaime, Lizzie

Cait, Charlie, Trina

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Call 1-800-23-FUDGEShop online at: www.FudgeKitchens.com

We Mail Anywhere in The World!

The Most Delicious Fudge

You’ll Ever Enjoy!Stop In and Try a Sample.

Check Us Out on Facebook!facebook.com/theoriginalfudgekitchen

Whipped Creamy Fudge Premium Chocolates

Saltwater Taffy Hand Dipped Ice Cream

Open Every Day in Cape May on The Washington Street Mall

& on The Promenade

SPECIAL Frozen

Custard Cones

are $1.29!

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MaryAnn’sCONTEMPORARY & ESTATE JEWELRY

Looking for Something Special... Check Out Mary Ann’s!

Engagement Rings • Estate Jewelry Lladro • Antiques • Hummels Antique Dolls • Jewelry Repair

511 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (next to Fudge Kitchen) ~ (609) 898-8786

Other Location: 15 N. Black Horse Pike, Runnemede ~ (856) 939-0230

Check Out Our New Selection of Sterling Silver!

14 Karat Yellow Diamond

Plaque

The Answer LadyWise answers to perplexing questions

THE ANSWER Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manners of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart, and ethics. If you’d like to send a

query, write to [email protected]. Dear Answer LadyI’ve got a major crush on a girl I work

with. We’re not usually on the same shift, which is a good thing because I can hardly function when she’s around. I’d hate to ask her out and be stuck working with her if I’m rejected. Should I wait for this feeling to pass, or for one of us to get a different job? – Tongue-tied

Dear Tied You are in a quandary, young man. Not

to add to the difficulty of your situation, but you may want to ask about the employee dating policy at your place of work. Most companies are pretty relaxed, but once in while you’ll find a company with strict policies, so keep that in mind. On the bright side, think of all the great couples in history who met at work – Antony and Cleopatra!

Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn! (Google them, if god forbid you don’t know who they are). Bonnie and Clyde! Okay, maybe Bonnie and Clyde are a bad example, but you get the Answer Lady’s gist. Go for it – if she shoots you down, get someone to switch with you if you’re working together. And remember: it’s only because the uni-verse has someone better waiting for you.

Dear Answer LadyI ran into my ex-boyfriend last week at

the Martini Beach happy hour. Two days

later I’m at dinner with my girlfriends at Hemingway’s and there he is. Last night I was picking up pizza at Blue Moon, and you guessed it – him again. No big deal, but he’s so rude to me! It didn’t end well between us, but shouldn’t he be nice when we inevitably run into one another? Cape May’s a small town! – His Ex

Dear Ex The Answer Lady’s first reaction is that

you have way more disposable income than she does, but that’s immaterial. This IS a small town, and the Answer Lady’s credo is civility at all costs. It doesn’t sound like the gentleman is actually stalking you, rather that you share many of the same hang-outs. You could, in the interest of civility, vary your routine. Try happy hour at the Harbor View, dinner at Marie Nicole’s and pizza from Lucky Bones (get the prosciutto with arugula – OUTSTANDING). This may give your former beau time to get over the sting of your break-up, and he’ll treat you better. Or not.

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Marriage of Krista Hienkel And Michael Iames Jr May 30 at Avalon Country Club

Krista and her bridesmaids get ready

Krista on her way

Krista and Mike seal it with a kiss

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

SAND POUR UNITY SETS

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1-866-459-7900139 Broadway, West Cape May

884-7900 • Open All YearThe Heart, Soul & Sand of Cape May Weddings

THE WEDDING SHOPPEFor ALL Your Wedding Needs!

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Look for us at Booth 34!

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CAPTAIN’S COMICS1210 Bayshore RoadVillas(609) 846-7670

Up Bayshore Road near the north end of Villas.

If you or your kids enjoyed either of the recent Iron Man movies, stop in and find out where the character comes from - comic books of course! Captain’s Comics also carries comic-related collectibles and apparel.

Call for details.

Call for details.

CAROLINE BOUTIQUECarpenter’s Lane Cape May(609) 884-5055

On Carpenter’s Lane between Jackson and Decatur Streets, right behind the mall.

Located in a cute cedar shake cottage, Caroline’s feature beautiful contemporary clothing and accessories. Ask about the great line of Michael Stars T-shirts in great colors and comfortable fabric.

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CELEBRATE CAPE MAY315 Ocean Street Cape May(609) 884-9032www.celebratecapemay.com

At the corner of Washington Street and Ocean Avenue in Washington Commons.

Celebrate Cape May specialize in all things Cape May. They have a large range of fun souvenirs, plus a good selection of Cape May T-shirts, sweatshirts, jewelry and more. If it says ‘Cape May’ on it, it’s here.

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COHWEN’S INK EMPORIUM1210 Bayshore Road Villas(609) 886-7767www.cohwensinkemporium.com

Bayshore Road and East Bates Street in Villas.

Cohwen J. Allen opened Cohwen’s Ink Emporium after 13 years of experience in the field. It is Cape May’s only five-star-rated body art studio. They specialize in freehand custom designs, cover-ups and repairs.

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COLLIER’S LIQUORS202 Jackson StreetCape May(609) 884-8488

Where Lafayette Street runs into Jackson Street next to the Washington Street Mall.

A great variety, a huge list of liquors and beer by the case, 12-pack, six pack or 22-ounce bottle. On your way to a BYOB and forgot the bottle? Collier’s have a great selection of cold white and sparkling wines.

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Monday-Saturday 9-10, Sunday 12-10.

EXIT ZERO109 Sunset Boulevard Cape May(609) 770-8479www.exitzero.us

In the illustrious Chattel House Village on Sunset Boulevard, across from the Shell gas station.

The coolest Cape May souvenirs, a superb selection of local-interest books, designer T-shirts and an unrivaled collection of historic Cape May prints. Wear the Exit Zero logo with pride.

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FLYING FISH130 Park Boulevard West Cape May(609) 884-2760www.theflyingfishstudio.com

Right across from CVS on Park Boulevard.

Owner Sue Lotozo hand-makes (and designs) a great collection of cool, off-beat shirts. You will find original, funky, retro designs on high-quality apparel, including a collection of T-shirts that celebrate local beaches.

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GAIL PIERSON GALLERY658 Washington Street Cape May(609) 884-2585www.gailpiersongallery.com

On Washington Street across from City Hall.

This fine art gallery is as charming as the center city district in which it resides. It introduces new artists and art lovers to the beauty of Cape May. Art education and interactive online technology are a key focus.

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GOOD SCENTS327 Carpenter’s LaneCape May (609) 884-0014www.sensia.com

On Carpenter’s Lane at the corner of Jackson Street.

You’ll smell the sweet mix of candles and incense from the sidewalk. Good Scents also carry lanterns, jewelry, stationery, books and gifts to delight your senses. Check out their wide selection of jazz and world music CDs.

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Weekdays 10-6:30,Friday and Saturday 10-10.

GREEN STREET MARKET3167 Route 9 SouthRio Grande(609) 463-0606www.greenstreetmarket.com

Up Route 9 in Rio Grande, in the complex in front of Walmart’s parking lot.

A full-service grocery store with organic produce, meats, vegan and vegetarian meals, wheat/gluten and allergen-free foods plus natural and organic items. They carry organic meat products from eco-fish salmon to grass-fed cattle.

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Store Hours

Credit Cards

The Big Exit Zero Guide To Shopping in Cool Cape May

Where Exactly Is The StoreLocated?

Tell Me A Little About What They Sell At This Place

GailPiersonGallery658 Washington Street | Cape May | 609.884.2585 | gailpiersongallery.com

Matt Lively | Floating Room Paintings on exhibit through November 27

Welcome to the Cape May Jazz FestivalJoin us in the Gallery for the exhibition of Matt Lively’s bold and imaginative paintings. Matt Lively is an internationally acclaimed artist, from Richmond VA. Lively’s paintings, drawings and prints are intelligently designed, whimsical and fun. Inspired by everyday objects, Lively transforms the familiar with movement, color and unique personality.

In the heart of the historic district, the Gail Pierson Gallery is a fresh take – showcasing the work of artists of varying styles, in a charming downtown setting. The Gallery is open all year and welcomes new artists and art lovers from all over to Cape May.

This holiday season we welcome residents and visitors to a calendar of receptions and events, with opportunities to meet the artists, hear live jazz, enjoy good food. Come to see us and join our mailing list.

The Gail Pierson Gallery is open all year and welcomes new artists and art lovers from all over to Cape May.Winter Hours: Daily 10 am – 5 pm. Closed Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

Image: Sheet Music ©2009 Matt Lively, 18 x18 oil on canvas.

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VOTED #1 TATTOO STUDIOIN SOUTH JERSEY ON

OPEN 7 DAYS: Mon-Thur 12-8; Fri & Sat 12-12; Sun 12-6

1210 Bayshore Road, Villas NJ

609-886-7767www.cohwensinkemporium.com

COHWENSINK EMPORIUM

AWARD WINNING AND PUBLISHED ARTISTS!!!

WE SPECIALIZE IN COLORED PORTRAITS!!!

WE SPECIALIZE IN REPAIRING AMATEUR TATTOOS!!!

Stop in and see Cohwen, Timmy, Scott, Spike, Dave and Nikki...

We'll be more than eager to make your dreams into reality!

SPECIALS $10 Piercings - $20 Name Tattoos

$180 Black & Grey Portraits

Marriage of Krista Hienkel And Michael Iames Jr May 30 at Avalon Country ClubPHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

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HAPPY BABY106 Jackson StreetCape May(609) 884-5922

Just off the Washington Street Mall on Jackson Street.

A huge selection of stylish, fun and comfortable clothes for your favorite little one, from every corner of the world. Lovely little white bubble sunsuits and peasant tops with ruffled capris.

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Open Friday- Sunday 11-5.

ITALIAN GARDEN510 Carpenter’s LaneCape May (609) 884-2300

Just off the Washington Street Mall on Carpenter’s Lane.

Fine Italian exports, including the largest selection of L’Erbolario, an exclusive botanical skincare and fragrance line, in the US. Look for the Alviero Martini designer “World Map” handbags and Murano glass jewelry.

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KATE’S FLOWER SHOP600 Park BoulevardWest Cape May(609) 884-6181www.katesflowershop.com

In West Cape May on Park Boulevard, really close to Seaside Cheese Company.

Strangely enough, they sell flowers! But Kate and her staff dispense more than just beautiful floral arrangements. They also give advice on things like philosophy, good books and other stimulating subjects.

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Monday-Friday 9-5, Saturday 9-12, closed Sunday.

KONA SPORTSRio Grande and New Jersey AveWildwood(609) 522-7899www.konasports.com

Dead ahead as you drive down Rio Grande Avenue into Wildwood.

Kona is your surf, bike and summer sport HQ and they have a huge selection of clothing for men, women and kids. They stock a huge selection of board shorts from top brands like Quiksilver and Billabong.

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Monday-Thursday 9-7, Saturday 9-9, Sunday 10-7

LOVE THE COOK404 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-9292www.lovethecook.com

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

More spices, oils, sauces, mustards, herbs, fresh coffees and salad dressing than you can shake a spoon at (they have those too). Among the gadgets are Hot Spots – silicone pads that act as trivets – hot pads and jar openers.

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Open daily 10-5, Friday and Saturday 10-6.

MARY ANN’S JEWELRY511 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 898-8786

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

The smallest shop on the mall, but it’s packed with beautiful things – Rolex watches, pearls, sapphires, porcelain vases, cut-glass and pocket watches. Stunning estate and new jewelry, with a large selection of diamonds.

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ORIGINAL FUDGE KITCHEN513 Washington Street Mall and 728 Beach AvenueCape May800-23-FUDGEwww.fudgekitchens.com

On the Washington Street Mall and beachfront on the promenade.

Chances are good you won’t get past the front door without trying a piece of something delicious at this Cape May institution. Their $1.29 frozen custard cones are back, so go try one today!

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Open daily, all year.

OUT OF THE PAST ANTIQUES394 Myrtle AvenueCape May(609) 884-3357www.outofthepastantiques.com

At that funny little intersection where Perry Street bends into West Perry Street.

Lovely surprises everywhere – a tea set from the 1920s, a cylinder from a turn-of-the-century Edison phonograph or a Wallace Nutting hand-colored photograph. Keep coming back because the selection changes.

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Please call for their hours.

PAT JACKSON JEWELERS414 Bank StreetCape May(609) 884-0323www.patjacksonjewelers.com

On Bank Street next to 410 Bank Street restaurant.

Pat Jackson has been designing jewelry since the 1970s and has had her shop since the 1980s. You won’t find anything synthetic or treated – just satisfaction. Try a twist on the seashell souvenir with an 18k gold scallop-shell bracelet.

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Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Monday 11-6,Sun 12-5.

PATRICIA RAINEY STUDIOS1325 Emerson AvenueNorth Cape May(609) 886-4863www.patriciaraineystudios.com

Patricia operates her studio in North Cape May. Call for information on when you can visit.

Patricia is a self-taught artist who paints beautiful oils and watercolors that you’ll see on posters, prints and on postcards all over town. Patricia has painted some of the most inspiring buildings in historic Cape May.

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Sneak Preview: www.BaySpringsAlpacas.com

Come visit our farm in Cape May and get acquainted with our colorful herd of fleecy friends. Shop in our farm store for unique gifts and accessories: alpaca yarn, luxurious alpaca sweaters and blankets from Peru or hand knits by Barbara.

FARM STORE HOURS: Sat. & Sun. 10-4P

BAY SPRINGS FARM542 New England Rd.Cape May, NJ 08204(near Higbee Beach)Ph. 609-884-0563

Looking for Something

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Patricia Rainey Studios609-886-4863 • www.patriciaraineystudios.com

Visit me at my display to see my new products:

Beautiful Wooden Plaques of Cape May.

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CASALE’S SHOES415 WASHINGTON STREET MALL | 884-3148

Now in stock.... Five Fingers!

Stimulates the muscles in your feet and lower legs.

Makes you stronger and healthier.

Improves your balance, agility and proprioception.

GREEN STREET MARKET

609-463-0606 3167 Route 9 South, Rio Grande

1 mile north of Route 47 next to Avalon Coffeewww.greenstreetmarket.com

Natural Health and GourmetThe county’s only full-service Health & Gourmet grocery store.

Final Training Session For Cape May’s New LifeguardsFriday, June 25

End of a tough workout Anthony Onimus

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PINK33 Perry StreetCape May(609) 898-1113

Inside the Pink House on Perry Street, right across from Congress Hall.

An exciting women’s store brought to you by sisters Jen and Julie, who also run Victorious, located in Congress Hall. You’ll find classy tops, dresses, denim, bottoms, linens, jewelry, handbags and shoes.

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Open daily 10-5.

SOMA NEWART GALLERY31 Perry StreetCape May(609) 898-7488www.somagallery.net

Just behind the Washington Street Mall off Caperpenter’s Lane in Carpenter’s Square Mall.

SOMA is an original art gallery in Cape May featuring new work from talented regional artists. Sean Taylor’s new show “Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness” is currently on display at the gallery.

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Sunday-Thursday 10-8, Friday and Sat 10-9.

STITCH BY STITCH315 Ocean Street, Unit 9Washington Commons Cape May(609) 898-9606/866-563-5399www.stitchbystitchcapemay.com

Washington Commons is the collection of stores across Ocean Street from the mall.

Your HQ for Cape May and Victorian cross-stitch and needlework designs. No matter whether you are a novice or an expert, you will find project ideas and supplies to please you. There is also a full-service framing department.

Call for details.

Call for details.

SUNSET BEACH GIFT SHOPSSunset Boulevard Cape May Point(609) 884-7079www.sunsetbeachnj.com

At the very end of beautiful Sunset Boulevard at Sunset Beach.

Featuring specialty foods, bath and body products, shells, minerals, jewelry, candy, clothing and so much more. Sunset Beach have a great collection of fun Cape May souvenirs that stand out from the crowd of standard gifts.

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SUNGLASS MENAGERIE107 Liberty WayCape May(609) 884-8844

Liberty Way is a small offshoot of the Washington Street Mall by Lemon Tree.

A huge collection of sunglasses, including favorites like Oakley and Maui Jim. Check out the collection of Cocoons clip-ons – a great way to convert your glasses into UV protectors.

Call for details.

Call for details.

SWAIN’S305 Jackson StreetCape May(609) 884-8578

On Jackson Street just before it runs into West Perry Street.

Swain’s Ace Hardware have everything you need to furnish, finish or refurbish your home. They carry bath products, cleaning products, paint, tools and any hardware you could ever need. It’s the friendliest, most helpful hardware store!

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Monday-Saturday 8-5, Sunday 9-1.

TEA BY THE SEA405 West Perry StreetCape May(609) 898-4TEAwww.teaincapemay.com

At that funny little intersection where Perry Street bends into West Perry Street.

Few things liven up a dreary day or smooth out a hectic one quite like a hot cuppa. No matter how you take it, tea is good for whatever ails you. Tea by the Sea also offer delicious cobbler and scone mixes. Choose from 12 flavors.

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Monday-Friday 11-4, Saturday 10-5, Sunday 10-4.

VICTORIOUS251 Beach Avenue, Congress HallCape May(609) 898-1777www.victoriousantiques.com

In Congress Hall and also available in the Pink House on Perry Street.

Victorious have stylish goodies like Hobo handbags, sweet clutches and a wide variety of accessories to choose from. Their specialty is antique wedding bands and engagement rings. A great place to browse.

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Open daily 10-5.

WEDDINGS BY THE SEA139 North BroadwayWest Cape May(609) 884-7900/866-459-7900www.wedding-bythesea.com

Right on Broadway in West Cape May, they’ll be on your left on your way into town.

If you want to get married in Cape May, visit Weddings by the Sea. They have all the know-how: the ability to help you plan and every accessory you’ll need. Their sand-pouring unity sets are the latest hit at local weddings.

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Monday- Saturday 10-5, closed on Sunday.

WEST END GARAGE484 West Perry Street Cape May(609) 770-8261www.thewestendgarage.com

Across West Perry Street from CVS.

A hip and classy new addition to shopping on the island, West End Garage has all the feel of an upscale flea market in NY or Philly right in downtown Cape May.

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Gourmet foods, items and accessories404 Washington Street Mall, Cape May609-884-9292 • www.lovethecook.com

Try Our Delicious

Fresh Roasted Coffee!

Vintage Baseball Game At Historic Cold Spring Village

Saturday, July 3

Rich Hess, Mimi Hess, Richie Hess

George Egbert, Bump Matthews, Chuck Matthews

Cindy Willingham, Jerry and Veronica DeMenna

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WHALE’S TALE312 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-4808www.whaletalecapemay.com

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

Everywhere you look, something catches your eye – playing cards shaped like dog bones or fish, hand-tooled leather journals, Sailor’s Valentine’s and sterling silver baby rattles. It’s a browser’s paradise.

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ZOO COMPANY421 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-8181

In the Centre City Mall on the Washington Street Mall.

For all the young and young-at-heart, this cute toy store is filled with the fluffiest, most colorful stuff you can imagine.

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Open daily 10-9.

CAPE ISLAND HOME & GARDEN720 BroadwayWest Cape May(609) 884-4210

Located on Broadway in West Cape May.

Cape Island Home and Garden is the one-stop shop for all your landscaping needs: from potted plants and lawn ornaments to advice on coping with that sandy soil.

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Monday- Saturday 9-5, Sunday 9-3.

CASALE’S SHOES415 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-3148

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

Casale’s is stocked with everything your feet could ever want or need. There are sandals and beach footwear as well as sneakers, shoes and even strappy little numbers for the ladies.

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Open daily 10-10.

HENRY’S FINE JEWELRY407 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-0334

Right in the middle of the Washington Street Mall.

Henry’s, Cape May’s landmark jewelers, carry the Original Cape May Destination Bracelet plus a huge selection of jewelry throughout the store, including selections from Pandora Jewelry.

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Open daily 10-11.

PEOPLE PEOPLE719 BroadwayWest Cape May(609) 884-0020

Located on Broadway in West Cape May.

After years of selling hip apparel in Stone Harbor, People People have expanded to Cape May and are bringing their great collection of women’s clothing along with them.

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FIBER ARTS YARN SHOP315 Ocean StreetCape MayWashington Commons(609) 898-8080

In Celebration Mall, right next to Acme on Ocean Street.

Knitting is quickly proving to be the cool new hobby for every generation.Fiber Arts have the tools and experience to get a novice started and the goods to supply an expert.

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Open daily 10-9.

TOMMY’S FOLLY251 Beach Avenue, Congress HallCape May(609) 884-6522www.congresshall.com

Within the massive yellow building that is Cape May’s historic Congress Hall.

This is not your ordinary gift shop. Tommy’s Folly have everything from paninis and coffee to jewelry, clothing and even a little, blue stuffed pig. Really, you’ll struggle to figure out what they DON’T have.

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WANDERLUST609 Jefferson StreetCape May(609) 884-0488

The big, bright, yellow building on Jefferson Street.

Wanderlust is like an entire tropical island all squeezed into a rustic shop. They bring the chic home decor that you’d find in Martha’s Vineyard or the Hamptons to Cape May.

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DESATNICK’S Cape May(609) 884-2545www.desatnicks.com

You can reach DeSatnick’s right in your home by picking up the phone.

This family-owned and operated business offers the final accessory for every room: window treatments. The styles and variety offered by DeSatnick’s is beyond compare.

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Visit our other store at: 9810 3rd Avenue, Stone Harbor • 609 . 368 . 3355

We have all of your favorites...

Now Open in West Cape May!719 Broadway • 884-0020

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108 Jackson Street, Cape May

609-898-FLIP (3547) | [email protected]

STITCHby

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Extensive collection of

cross stitch & needlework designsCustom Framing

315 Ocean Street, Unit 9Washington CommonsCape May, NJ 08204

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Vintage Baseball Game At Historic Cold Spring Village

Saturday, July 3

Greg “Banker” Rodenbergh, Jon “Killer” Kilpatrick, Colyn “Flamer” Richards, and Tim, who apparently doesn’t have a stage name...

Irish Joe Coldvvell, Giacomo Mo Antonicello

And it’s outta here...!

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HENRY’S407 Washington St. Mall • Cape May, NJ 08204 • 609.884.0334

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Graduation Party For Consti Lumbruno

Saturday, June 26 in North Cape May

Alisa, Bill, Sue and Consti Lumbruno

Lisa Tomkinson, Consti Lumbruno, Courtney Tabor

Marge Young, Lisa Tomkinson, Sue Lumbruno, Barb Novsak, Pepper

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CAPE MAY LINEN OUTLET

OPEN DAILY 10 - 6pm110 Park Boulevard, West Cape May

609.884.3630 • www.capemaylinen.com

EGYPTIAN ESTATE100% EGYPTIAN

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WASH $2.00 HAND $4.00 BATH $6.50 TUBMAT $4.00 BATHSHEET $10.00

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17X24” $8.00, 21X34” or CONTOUR $13.00

24X40” $19.00, 30X50” or 24X60” $29.00

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A Killer ReadA chilling and compelling new short story by Terry O’Brien (aka Cape May’s Stephen King)

Chapter 8: Suffer A Jetty

THE Editor, as he had been branded by local authorities, clicked the “Share” button on his web brows-er, closed it and smiled a satis-fied smile. They were so stupid;

the investigator, his partner and the journalist who thought they could outsmart him. Him! The one who had managed to kill seven people leaving neither footprint nor follicle behind. He admired their audacity of hope, but thrilled with the knowledge that they too would soon fall beneath his proverbial boot, though in actuality he preferred a knife, bat, or wood chipper.

Now he was off on his morning routine of gym, breakfast and Wawa for coffee and donuts before going into work, where nobody knew, nobody suspected. They thought he was just a guy, a guy doing a job well, going about his daily life; eating in their restaurants, drinking in their bars, cashing their checks. He had so far resisted the temptation of megalomania that had felled so many like him. There would be no letters to

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« If you missed previous chapters of A Killer Read you can catch up online at www.exitzero.us.

FRYE. Betsey Johnson. Matt Bernson.Jeffrey Campbell. Cupid. Oh Deer. Skemo.

And SO much more!

Next to PINK in the PINK House33 Perry Street, Cape May

898.1113

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GailPiersonGallery658 Washington Street | Cape May | 609.884.2585 | gailpiersongallery.com

Old Trains New Light! Paintings and Photographs by Judith Anderson on Exhibit July 1-31 The Gail Pierson Gallery celebrates its first anniversary by welcoming Judith Anderson back to Cape May. Opening on July 1, the exhibit “Old Trains New Light” is all new work from Anderson, and is a dramatic departure for her.

Anderson is from Richmond VA, where she is an active member of the art community. A former journalist and attorney, Anderson has, since 2001, devoted herself to painting.

The Gail Pierson Gallery is open all year and welcomes new artists and art lovers from all over to Cape May.Summer Hours: Daily 10 am - 9 pm. Closed Tuesdays.

Image: Old Train Car #12. 24” X 18” Oil on Panel. © Judith Anderson.

Join us for a special reception - an opportunity to meet the artist, and enjoy dessert, music and good conversation.Save the Date July 10

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Jackson & Carpenters Lane, Cape May

884-9840 www.sensia.com

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the papers explaining the demons in his head. He had no demons – only a mission. There would be no cryptic phone calls to the police hotlines. Unlike the Bundys and Mansons of the world, he had no desire for fame and notoriety. He just wanted to get his and go away. He would take as long as it took, claim as many as needed to be claimed, any means to his end.

This next chapter would likely be the last, the dénouement to his magnum opus. But first, he needed to sweat. So he grabbed his bag, powered down his laptop, and set off to North Beach Gym where, he hoped, the gay restaurant owner might proposition him again. Today he might get a surprising reply to his joking come-ons. Or a knife in the throat.

He made a mental note to stop by Dellas’ for more rain gear. His last set had been swept to sea and he had business tonight.

***

I WOKE up in my computer chair with a pounding headache. I had always thought the chair pretty comfortable, but not anymore. The headache, I’m sure, came from my awful posture, the wine, the thick, garlicky pizza, and the stress.

The stress existed on several levels. Not only was I about to put myself in the path of a maniac – again – but I was also dealing with unforeseeable complications in my romantic life. Two days ago I had none to speak of, and given how I felt currently, I could have happily gone on that way. As it was, I was now juggling two girls. My old high school flame, Cathy Steltzer, had showed up after see-ing me on the news last summer in the wake of Dead & Breakfast. Cathy was the same soft, beauti-ful girl she had been 15 years ago when we’d had our often-contem-plated, never-consummated dalli-ances. Then there was Philadelphia Inquirer reporter Daryl Vance, Cathy’s physical opposite; all hard lines and angles where Cathy was roundly feminine.

Amazingly, both women had thrown themselves at me last night. Amazingly, I rejected both of them. Am I not a playa?

I shouldn’t bitch, though. One of the reasons I became a PI was the romantic notion that ladies loved PI’s – for a year this proved patently false, but for 12 hours had proved patently complicating.

I yawned, rubbed my eyes and looked up at my cheap Office Depot clock; 7:03am. I then prom-ised myself that, if and when I ever got some more money together, I would get a cool Jiminy Cricket or Pinocchio clock, something Elvis Cole would hang in his office. Robert Crais’ novels were another reason I wanted to become a PI. Elvis Cole was cool. If I did what he did, wouldn’t I be cool, too?

Anyway, now both Cathy and Daryl were gone, Cathy in an angry skid of gravel, Daryl in embar-rassed silence.

From the buzz saw noises emanating from his office, it appeared that Tim Demarco, my partner, had also spent the night. It occurred to me that if I could ever get anybody to rent the apartments in the building I owned out front, I could stick a trundle bed in the records room and effectively live out of my office. Would sure help with the mortgage.

Oh yeah, impending financial ruin also added to my headache – the upper left part of it, specifically. Just another wonderful morn-ing here at Whitaker & DeMarco Investigations.

I shuffled past the Japanese curtains behind my desk to the little sink that was half of a kitch-enette. I could totally live back here! I swigged a glass of water and set-up the coffee machine with my

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Not only was I about to put myself in the path of a maniac – again – but I was also dealing with unforseeable complications in my romantic life.

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Von the

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Graduation Party For Consti Lumbruno

Saturday, June 26 in North Cape May

Alisa, Gabbi

Mehgen Peoples, Consti Lumbruno, Peggy Arnold

Courtney Tabor, Consti Lumbruno, Ann Bernaduyn, Gabby Bernaduyn, Jerry Bernaduyn

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Hold up there, Scottie,

or you’ll be dog-gone!

favorite; Wawa Raspberry Mocha. Tim was always busting my chops about the girly coffees I drank and, well, he was right to. What self-respecting, hard-boiled PI drank coffee that smelled like Ladies Room potpourri?

“Morning,” he croaked. He looked as well-rested as I; not very.

“Coffee’s on.”He yawned, “That’s not coffee,

that’s what my mother uses to–”“I get it.”Tim poured himself a glass of

OJ from the little fridge. I asked him, “What the hell was going on with you last night, Mr. Sexy Eyes-Fancy Pants?”

He smiled. “I was just having fun with you. I know you don’t get a lot of female attention like I do…”

Thanks.“… and now you got two at

once… How could I resist?”“You knew Daryl liked me?”Tim shrugged. “The way she

tore into you at that press confer-ence, I knew she at least thought you were cute,” – he pinched my cheek – “which you are.”

“Stop.”“And Cathy… forget about it.

Second she walked into the Exit Zero Store she was undressing you with her eyes. Girl’s in heat.”

He was teasing me for playing Casanova so poorly, but it did make me feel pretty good to have two such different, beautiful women digging me. I don’t get a lot of that.

“Look at you,” Tim said airily. “All flush with new love.”

“New doesn’t cover it.”Tim chuckled. “Check the

computer yet?”Criminy! I’d almost forgot.

“Come with me.”Back at my desk I opened

Internet Explorer and went to my bookmarks. My inside police source, the one I hadn’t soured yet, told me he believed The Editor first contacted his victims via the Internet; personal blogs and social networking sites. So that morn-ing, Tim, Daryl, Exit Zero publisher Donal Lonegan and I opened one of each under my name.

My Exit Zero blog, where I’d written a few paragraphs teasing my Dead & Breakfast book, had been viewed by a grand total of… three people. There were no entries in the reader comment section. Strike 1.

Next we checked my MySpace account. I’m told MySpace is a dying breed, aced out by edgier and hipper sites. Still, we figured it worth a shot. I logged in and read several emails asking me to join Vampire Clans and Mafia Families, along with some spam mails invit-ing me to view scantily clad teens “from your area!” Strike 2.

Last, we logged into my Facebook. Apparently, Facebook is where it’s at. We thought about a Twitter account but, as a man, I refuse to Tweet. I had uploaded a decent photo from the Exit Zero archives and filled out all the requi-site information; birthday, home-town, political leanings, etc., and copied the same paragraphs from my Exit Zero blog. The book didn’t actually exist, but that was neither here nor there.

A couple of red flags informed me of waiting email and friend requests. There were many. Most of the friends I knew tangentially from around town, acquaintances, really, as I didn’t have many friends. Several I didn’t know but had mutual friends with. No killers yet

Tim said, “You really should have done this Facebook thing earlier, like I told you. People are always looking for lost kids or bikes or cats and dogs.”

“Well I’m doing it now, aren’t I?” I answered defensively.

“Yeah, three years after every-one else in the world.”

“Call me old-fashioned.”I clicked on my messages and

scanned the first 12 emails; they were of the “Welcome to Facebook” and, picking up on Tim’s frequency, “so nice to see you’ve joined the 21st century” variety. The last one, however, may as well have been titled “BINGO!”

“Your Book,” was the topic. “I have some information you may like to acquire,” read the body.

Home. Run.

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Graduation Party For Consti Lumbruno Saturday, June 26 in North Cape May

Lovin’ Life Gabbi and Consti

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Consti Lumbruno, Andrew Walker

Jerry Bernaduyn, Joey “Hollywood” Tabor

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Quality, Handcrafted, U.S. Made Houses, Feeders, Baths, Butterfly,

Bat and Purple Martin Houses, Humming-bird Feeders, Yard Art , Rain Chains, Chimes,

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It went on, “Please reply ASAP to set up a meeting.”

“Got him,” Tim said excitedly. Was he drinking my girly coffee?

I agreed, “Let’s get moving. You go clean up, I’ll work on this.”

“Yes sir, sir,” Tim said and saluted me. Ball breaker.

He took off; I clicked on the sender’s profile which identified him only as “Book Fan”. Not surprisingly, it was almost completely blank: no info, no photo, nothing beyond the name. I clicked “Add As Friend”, added “My Book” to the email header, clicked “Send” and waited. In the bottom right corner was a box that let you know which of your friends was currently online and available to chat. I opened it and got up for a cup of coffee. I took a sip, burnt my lip, and sat back down at the desk. Now it was a waiting game.

Bloop!Book Fan appeared online. I clicked on his

name and a little chat box opened.“Hello,” I wrote.“Hello,” came the reply.“Got ur email. Wattup?” The detective as

shorthand chat artist.“I’ve got info may be useful for ur book,

A Killer Read?From Page 85

which I can’t wait to read.”“What kind of info?”“Not over net. Sensitive. Meet?”Hook. “Sure. When?”“Work 4-12. 12:15?”Line. “AM/ PM?”“AM.”Sinker. “Sure. Where?”“Where they found writer last wk, cove

jetty? Want pics for own book. Too creepy?”Landed. “Lol… no. Meet you there.”“Come alone?”“?”“Very sensitive info. Ur eyes only.”“Not sure. Would like to bring editor. New

to this.”There was a long pause.“Hello?” I typed.“Thinking…”“Take ur time.”I waited another minute before Book Fan

wrote back, “OK. Bring editor. But no notes, no cameras. Deal?”

“Deal.” Yes!“Sorry so fussy,” Book Fan wrote.“Long as ur not some crazy person. Lol.”“Lol… no. Just enjoy my privacy. Lol. :) ““Understood. How will I recognize?”“Raincoat and hat.”

“Lol… calling for rain?”“Cape May you never know. C U then.”“K thx bye.”I logged out, trembling. Tim emerged from

the shower.“So?”I smiled.“Good work.”“Thanks. And, uh, would you mind wearing

that towel around you waist?”Tim did so, for which I was grateful. Then

I picked up the phone and called my police source. It was only fair to keep him in the loop after all the risks he’d taken. When he answered I filled him in, then he gave me some pretty sen-sitive information himself. I took notes, thanked him, and hung up. It was now 8am. We had 16 hours to get this right. It was our only chance.

***

AT 11:30 that morning we gathered at the Exit Zero Store & Global HQ, a hybrid merchan-dise store/office from whence Exit Zero maga-zine sprang each week. We sat upstairs and ran through the plan. Exit Zero authors Sam Howard and David McComsey would stay here with Tim under safekeeping. I guessed that The Editor may be setting us up for a distraction. I’m

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a PI. I think like that sometimes.Daryl Vance would stay with

them. She’d called her Inquirer edi-tor and explained she was working on a blockbuster. He encouraged her to do so. Lonegan and I would meet the whacko at the cove.

I was bringing Lonegan for two reasons. First, if the Book Fan indeed turned out to be sell-ing information regarding Dead & Breakfast (I found this dubi-ous since I had worked the case and knew everything there was to know about the cannibalistic ritu-als that took place beneath Cape May) I would need Lonegan there to negotiate the process of acquir-ing it or debunking it.

The second reason was more practical; he might recognize the psycho as the psycho before he could do any psycho things. Seemed reasonable, he agreed.

“Okay,” I said. “Donal and I should be back within the hour. If not, send in the Marines.”

Everyone chuckled at my false bravado, but I had to convince them, and myself, that I wasn’t scared half-to-death, which I was.

“Good luck,” Sam Howard said and shook my hand. “I appreciate this to no end.”

I shook back. “Buy me a beer at the Mug later.”

He frowned. “I don’t drink.”Buzz kill.McComsey came up, looking

dour, which was as close as he got to looking grateful. “What Sam said, me too. I’ll but you two beers.”

Sam and David drifted off with Lonegan. Daryl approached.

“Hey you,” I said.She smiled wanly.“Listen,” I said. “I have to ask;

why didn’t you give McComsey’s book a chance? Guy’s pretty beat up his book’s not selling while you slobber all over Howard’s door-stop.”

She regarded me calmly. “Believe me; I did give it a fair shake. My review didn’t run because my editor found it too hurtful. I was just trying to be even-handed. It’s not a very good book. Trust me.”

“And Howard’s?”She smiled, “You read the

review; best book of its kind ever written. But I think it’s cute how you pull for the underdog.”

“So does my bookie.”“If it means anything, I think

McComsey has more talent as a writer, he just needs to hone it. Then he’ll write a truly great book. Howard’s an excellent researcher, but he’s not exactly Hemingway at turning a phrase. And calling a book about Cape May the best of its kind is the definition of damn-ing with faint praise. It might be the only book of its kind.”

Sam Howard was standing next to her. He walked away blank-ly. Daryl grimaced.

“Well,” I said, “now he knows.”She grabbed my shirt. “Don’t

do anything crazy. If it looks bad, get away. I’d like you to come back in one piece, even if it’s not to me.”

She smiled warmly but there was hurt in it.

I said. “I told you last night, you’re awesome. It’s just this other thing. I need to give it a chance, see if it’s real. It’s been fifteen years. I owe Cathy that much.”

She lowered her eyes, kissed my cheek.

“Just in case,” she pressed a key into my hand, “I’m at the Grand.”

Why, Lord? Why today?“Okay,” I said and pocketed the

key.Tim chucked my shoulder.

“You ready, boss man?”I nodded.“Remember,” Tim said, “Stick

to the plan.”I nodded again. “Lonegan. Go

time.”We shook hands all around,

then the two of us made our way into the night. We weren’t sure what awaited us; odds are it would be just a lonely guy looking for a conversation. Odds were also that it was a psychotic killer waiting to pump some bullets into my face. Odds were also that it would be a big nothing.

But odds and me… we never got along.

Next Week: Death by the Sea

A Killer Read?From Page 87

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Cape CuriosityA weekly historical column by Ben Miller, author of the best-selling “The First Resort”

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In fact, the Cape May port is the third-largest on the entire eastern coast of the United States in terms of total catch, and the fourth most valuable fishing port in America, with annual grosses around $74 million.

The Cape has been a fishing mecca since the 1700s. Early Dutch settlers tried to establish a whaling port even earlier but were wholly unsuccessful. Later colonists continued to pursue whale, and though they were equally luckless their early docks on Schellenger’s Landing were the foundation for today’s Fishermen’s Wharf.

These days, commercial fishermen trawl the area just off Cape May in the Atlantic and the Delaware Bay, catching a variety of fish

These fishing boats were moored up at Fisherman’s Wharf while an investigation into the sinking of the ‘Lady Mary’ was underway. Ben MillerContinued On Page 102 ?

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That same article goes on to say, “The situation of Cape Island is such as to ren-der it a suitable place for carrying on the Mackerel fishery extensively; and if any of the capitalists of Philadelphia choose to engage in business, they can procure hood hands in abundance in the immediate vicin-ity of the fishing ground.”

Today’s sport fishermen and party boats report catches of Atlantic croakers, black drum, blackfish, bluefish, clams, cod, crab,

Cape Curiosity?From Page 101

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Fun Events In JulyFor more info, call the Mid-Atlantic Center for

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Through October 31 Cape May’s Sixth Annual Designer Show House The region’s top designers and suppliers have trans-formed the first floor and grounds of the Fairthorne Cottage on the corner of Ocean and Hughes streets into Cape May’s sixth annual Designer Show House. Daily self-guided tours can be combined with lunch and dinner packages. Open daily, 1pm to 4pm and Sundays to Fridays, from 7pm to 9pm. Admission is $10 for adults and $7 for children (ages 3-12). Each visitor will receive a full-color program book with informa-tion about the designers, products and vendors. July 12, 19 and 26Cape May Kids Playhouse Silliness ensues during Cape May Kids Playhouse at Cape May Stage’s Robert Shackleton Playhouse, Bank and Lafayette streets. Get in on the act with the show “Cape May Kids!” inspired by the novella “Down the Shore” by Gwynne Spencer. There will be plenty of nostalgia for the grownups, plus silly music and fun for the kids! 10am. $10 for adults, $7 for children (ages 3-12). Co-sponsored by Cape May Stage and the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts and Humanities (MAC). July 7Kids Day at the Emlen Physick Estate Learn what life was like more than 100 years ago from the par-lor to the playroom on a tour of the Estate. Tromp around the grounds of the Estate, covered in tents filled with fun activities like dress-up, hat-making, singing, storytelling, face painting, Victorian games, Teddy Bear Tea Parties at the Carriage House Tearoom and Cafe and more. 10am to 3pm. $5 for children (ages 3 to 12), free for adults. July 7, 11 and 25Teddy Bear Tea Party BYOB – Bring your own bear (or dolly). Teddy Bear Tea Parties at the Carriage House Tearoom and Café feature kid-friendly menus and teddy bear music. Miss Jeanne and a special guest from The Cape May Teddy Bear Co. will be presenting stories

and activities for the Teddy Bear Tea attendees as well as providing a goody bag. Offered at 11am and 1:30pm on Wednesday, July 7 and at 12pm on July 11 & 25. $18 for adults; $10 for children (ages 3-12). The Carriage House Tearoom and Café is located on the grounds of the Emlen Physick Estate, 1048 Washington St. July 11The Cape May Designer Show House Opening Gala This is your chance to mingle with designers as you view the wonderful trans-formations they have accomplished and meet the vendors who supplied the state-of-the-art fixtures and furnishings. You’ll get an exclusive look at the Designer Show House and enjoy refreshments provided by the Washington Inn. 5pm to 7pm. Admission is $30 per person. July 12Cape May Stage’s 2nd annual Second Stage Broadway Series presents “An Evening with Mary Testa”: Mary Testa is back with another extraordinary evening! Mary Testa wowed Broadway in “Guys And Dolls” last season and wowed Cape May Stage audi-ences when she appeared with two time Tony Award winner Michael Starobin in “Sleepless Variations.”

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She is a two time Tony nominee for the Broadway productions of “On the Town” and “Forty Second Street” as well as the Drama Desk Award nominee for “Xanadu.” Mary Testa burst on the scene in William Finn’s “In Trousers” and is a fre-quent collaborator with him and the most important composers of our day. Don’t miss this extraordinary cabaret with one of Broadway’s biggest stars! 8pm at the Robert Shackleton Playhouse at Bank & Lafayette Streets. Tickets are $50 general admission. Sponsored by Cape May Stage in association with the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts and Humanities (MAC). July 14-July 24East Lynne Theater Company pres-ents Paul Robeson Through His Words and Music This play, performed by Derrick McQueen, and written by Gayle Stahlhuth, is an interweaving of two dozen songs that were sung by Robeson, with a narrative of his life as an actor, singer, activist, and humanitarian. Last performed dur-ing ELTC’s 2006 Season for only 4 performances, its return has been requested by many. Performances run Wednesdays through Saturdays at 8:30pm at the First Presbyterian Church of Cape May, 500 Hughes St. General admission $28; Seniors/Those with disabilities and their support companions: $23; Students: $13. Sponsored by East Lynne Theater Company in association with the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts and Humanities (MAC). July 24Delaware Bay Lighthouse Adventure Enjoy a cruise up the Delaware Bay aboard the Cape May Whale Watcher’s Spirit of Cape May for a full day of lighthouse viewing. Hear Bay lore on fishing, spawn-ing grounds and more. The cruise includes a lavish complimentary cold luncheon buffet including shrimp, finger sandwiches, cheese and fruit trays and dessert. A cash bar is available. Limited to 175. 10am. Admission $99. Co-sponsored by the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts and Humanities (MAC) and the Cape May Whale Watcher. July 28Cape May Stage’s 2nd annual Second Stage Broadway Series

presents “Magic at the Cape: A Performance for Children”: This is a one-hour magical journey for children ages five and above and features not one, but two magi-cians! The show is enchanting, entertaining, educational, hilarious, and of course- magical! Join magi-cians Johnny Mass and Michael Walsh inside the beautiful Robert Shackleton Playhouse in Cape May this summer and experience a magi-cal morning with your family! 11am at the Robert Shackleton Playhouse at Bank & Lafayette Streets. Tickets $15. Kids $8. Sponsored by Cape May Stage in association with the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts and Humanities (MAC). July 28 to September 4East Lynne Theater Company pres-ents The Dictator Ethel Barrymore challenged Davis, a famous journal-ist, to write a play, and he composed one of the funniest comedies ELTC has ever produced! Brooke Travers flees NYC by jumping aboard a ship, which lands him in Puerto Banos, in Central America. Believing he could be arrested at any moment, he assumes different names, and even swaps identities with the American Consul, Colonel Bowie. Who’s in charge of this Banana Republic is anyone’s guess in this large-cast 1904 Broadway hit that ELTC first produced in 2001. Performances run Wednesdays through Saturdays at 8:30pm at the First Presbyterian Church of Cape May, 500 Hughes Street. General admission $28; Seniors/Those with disabilities and their support companions: $23; Students: $13. Sponsored by East Lynne Theater Company in asso-ciation with the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts and Humanities (MAC).

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FAMILY-FRIENDLYCape May has a great variety of activities that you can enjoy with the entire family. Here is a great list of ideas to get you started.

1. Morey’s PiersThe Wildwood Boardwalk is now home to the big-gest attraction the Jersey Shore has seen in years. The Ghost Ship, unveiled Memorial Day Weekend, is a one-of-a-kind haunted attraction featuring anima-tronics, a scary soundtrack and live actors. Wind your way through the maze-like course of a wrecked ship that appears it has crashed right into Morey’s Piers.2. Cape May-Lewes Ferry Take a trip over to Lewes, Delaware, a small, quaint seaside town, then make sure you check out bustling Rehoboth Beach, the Fenwick Island Lighthouse or Cape Henlopen State Park. You can also take advan-tage of the tax-free shopping at the outlets. Or just enjoy the quiet and vastness of the bay on the deck of the ferry as you watch for dolphins and whales. For more information or to book a reservation, call 800-64-FERRY or visit capemaylewesferry.com.3. Historic Cold Spring VillageEver wonder what it was like to live in Cape May 200 years ago? The answer can be found at this open-air living history museum, a seven-minute drive from town. Through interactive, and hands-on activities,

visitors can make a connection with the past by expe-riencing it. The many authentically-restored homes amid idyllic shaded areas make it hard not to feel like Abe Lincoln’s in office… and it’s even easier when the Civil War re-enactment rolls into town. Cold Spring is a can’t-miss for history buffs. Give them a call at (609) 898-2300 or visit their website at www.hcsv.org.4. Whale and Dolphin WatchingDolphins are fairly common in the waters off Cape May, but it’s still a joy to see them. Cape May Whale & Dolphin Watch and Research Center offers you the best chance to see them up close. And, you might even see a whale. Tours take off at Wilson Avenue. You can see it on your left as you cross the small bridge before the Lobster House on your way out of town. For direc-tions or more information, call (609) 898-0055 or visit them on the web at www.capemaywhalewatch.com.5. Cape May Family Treasure HuntDiscover the fun of exploring Cape May and uncover-ing its architectural elements from a kid’s perspective. Packet includes a clue sheet and map that will take you on a self-guided discovery tour. Packets for the entire family are available for $5. For more information, call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org.6. Antiquing For a different kind of treasure hunt, check out the amazing variety of antique shops that are available in Cape May – just don’t get disheartened when you see

your favorite childhood toy selling for $100. Here are some treasure troves (all 609 area code): Antiques Emporia, 405 West Perry Street (898-3332), Bridgetowne Antiques, Broad-way and Mechanic (884-8107), Out of The Past Antiques, 394 Myrtle Avenue, corner of Perry (884-3357), Cape May Antique Center, 1228 Route 109 (898-4449). 7. Cape May Lighthouse, Oil House, Museum ShopThe structure, built in 1859, has 199 steps leading to the watch gallery with a panoramic view of the Jersey Cape, Delaware Bay and the Atlantic Ocean. Admis-sion to the Visitors’ Orientation Center and the ground floor of the Lighthouse is free. Tower admission is $7 for adults and $3 for children. For more information, call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 8. Bay Springs Alpaca FarmThis one’s hard to believe, but Cape May has an Alpaca Farm. Near the end of beautiful New England Road, Warren and Barbara Nuessle live what they call the “alpaca lifestyle” – quiet and simple. Visit them between 10am and 4pm on Saturdays and Sundays and see how alpaca fiber is spun into yarn, or shop at their store which carries many alpaca related items (forget wool; go with an alpaca sweater this winter!) And don’t forget to greet the grazing alpacas – they make it all possible. Call (609) 884-0563 or visit www.bay-springsalpacas.comfor more information.

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64 Great Things You Should Do?From Page 1099. Beachcombing at the CoveA naturalist from the Nature Center of Cape May helps you explore the ocean, beach and dunes of the Cove on Sundays at 9am. Tickets are $10 for adults, $5 for chil-dren and can be purchased in advance at the Washing-ton Street Mall Information Booth, or on the day of the tour at the Second Street Pavilion on the promenade in Cape May. 10. World War II Lookout Tower MuseumFire Control Tower No. 23 on Sunset Boulevard is New Jersey’s last freestanding World War II tower, part of the immense Harbor Defense of the Delaware system known as Fort Miles. After the award-winning resto-ration, visitors can now climb to the 6th floor spotting gallery while reliving the homeland defense efforts during World War II. The ground floor of the tower is fully accessible. Entrance fee is $6 for adults and $2.50 for children. For more information, call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org.11. Cherry House Tour This Federal-style house was built in 1849 by Lemuel Leaming and named for the Cherry family of Philadel-phia. It has been lovingly restored and furnished with antiques. Each room is a treasure chest of cherished family mementos, and hand-painted murals through-out are a reflection of the owners’ lives as well as the home’s seashore heritage. Tours are Saturdays and Sundays at 2pm, and Wednesdays and Thursdays at 11am and 2pm. Tickets are available at the Washing-ton Street Mall Information Booth for $10. For more

information, call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.cape-maymac.org. 12. Sixth Annual Cape May Designer Show House The region’s top designers and suppliers transform the first floor and grounds of the Fairthorne Cottage, on the corner of Ocean and Hughes streets, into Cape May’s sixth annual Designer Show House. Self-guided tours can be combined with lunch and dinner pack-ages and special events. The house will be open daily from 1pm to 4pm and Sundays to Fridays from 7pm to 9pm. Admission is $10 for adults and $7 for children. For more information, call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.cape-maymac.org. 13. Salt Marsh Eco-Tour and Birding by BoatJoin the crew aboard the Osprey, a 36-passenger envi-ronmentally-friendly pontoon boat. Since 1993 Cap-tain David has been sharing the wonders of our coast. Enjoy a fully-narrated tour as you get up-close views of ospreys, migrant shorebirds, clapper rails, herons, gulls, and terns. Also cruise through tidal wetland pre-serves, learning about one of the most productive hab-itats on the planet. Trips sail daily from the Miss Chris Marina at 890 2nd Avenue in Cape May from April to November. Call (609) 898-3500 or visit www.ospreycruise.com for more information or to book your trip.14. Aviation Museum The Naval Air Station Wildwood Aviation Museum, a few minutes north of town, has a wonderful collection of planes and helicopters all set in a building which, at its peak during WWII, accommodated 222 planes and 17,000 takeoffs and landings per month. Young or old, the awe of flight will catch you like a net. The museum is open daily from 9am-5pm. Across the road is another must-see, the Vietnam Memorial Museum,

which features a special garden commemorating the 21 fallen soldiers from Cape May County. Call (609) 886-8787 or visit www.usnasw.org. 15. Emlen Physick Estate Tour With its new theme for 2010, “On the Town, Din-ing out and Entertainment during the 19th Century,” a tour of the Emlen Physick Estate, Cape May’s only Victorian house museum, is sure to be an entertaining and educational experience that will deligh the adults and childrean alike. Tours cost $10 for adults and $5 for children. For more information, call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 16. Road TripIt seems silly to suggest leaving Cape May, but when the road calls, it’s hard not to answer. Grab some gas and try out route 147 (Ocean Drive). It runs through Wildwood Crest, Stone Harbor and the Doo Wop-fashioned hotels of Wildwood are a block away. Or why not explore Cumberland County, home to bald eagles and Port Norris, the one-time oyster capital of the world? Make sure you don’t miss the A.J. Meerwald, the lovely and historic Delaware Bay oyster schooner.17. Cape May County ZooHow much would you expect to pay to see 200 spe-cies and a total of 550 animals from around the world? Unless you guessed $0 than you’re way off, because the Cape May County Zoo offers free admission to their park and zoo. The zoo features a reptile room, world of birds and an African Savanna in its 80 acres of property. Open daily from 10am-4:45pm, the zoo is just off Exit 11 on the Parkway. And, while the zoo is free, donations at the entrance are appreciated. You can

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Activity Of The WeekA weekly column by Catherine Dugan. This week: The Great American Backyard Campout.

WORRIED your family spends too much time before TV and computer screens? Consider taking the

kids camping. According to the National Wildlife Federation, camping is “the ideal solution for today’s indoor kids” because it "helps children grow lean and strong, enhances creativity, decreases aggression, and boosts classroom performance. Bottom line – healthier, happier kids.” This year, the Nature Center of Cape May and New Jersey Audubon joined the National Wildlife Federation’s Great American Backyard Campout on June 26 and invited the public to spend the night in their backyard. Naturalists Kim Hannum and Sue Slotterback organized the event.

The program quickly filled up. If camping in your own backyard with a couple of kids is fun, camping with MORE kids is even MORE fun. After a few ice-breaking activities – making f lags to mark our tents, tasting pickleweed plucked from beach –

the group began to gel. Carl Behrens, who usually earns more than a couple of s’mores for his talents, strummed his guitar and sang around the campfire. New friendships were cemented with marshmallow goo.

Then the kids took charge of their own fun, just as their parents did way back when. Hide-and-seek in the dark outside is still a great game, especially if you’re small enough to blend in with a picnic bench by stretching out on it. Catching lightning bugs is still a

thrill. Flashlights and cameras still create mysterious combinations. And a full moon is still a great backdrop for a ghost story.

In this on-demand culture, camping teaches patience and planning. You have to plan dinner before you’re hungry, and pitch the tent before you're sleepy. You have to work: you can’t slide into your chair, hand still warm from the television remote, just as dinner hits the table. Even little campers have to help out, carrying their own gear and gathering sticks for kindling.

Sure, camping has its drawbacks. In close quarters you hear your neighbor’s snores and fussy children, but you also hear giggles and lullabies. You learn that Listerine is an effective insect repellent, that crabs taste better cracked over a bucket and shared, and that the number of marshmallows you roast never equals the number you wish to eat. Make a memory – take the kids camping!

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visit the county website at www.capemaycountygov.net or call (609) 465-5271 for more information. 18. Harbor SafariA marine biologist leads you through an informational tour of Cape May’s beach and marsh habitats and the ecosystems you’ll find there. Tours are offered Tues-days and Thursdays at 10:30am. The cost is $10 for adults and $5 for children. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org.19. Miniature Golf Cape May Miniature Golf on Jackson Street features sculpted greens, lush landscape, and real sand traps. A tropically-themed ice-cream oasis named Cocomoe’s is connected next to the course. There is also beach-front mini-golf available at Ocean Putt, on the corner of Beach and Jackson, or a bit farther inland on Bay-shore Road in North Cape May. There is also a mini golf course at the shops at Sunset Beach.20. Historic District Walking TourDesigned for those who like history up-close and in detail, this tour features knowledgeable guides who will lead a stroll down the streets of Cape May’s His-toric District. Tours are offered Sundays and Wednes-days at 10am. Tickets are $10 for adults and $5 for chil-dren. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org.21. Buy Fresh ProduceNew Jersey is the Garden State for a good reason. There’s some great farmland in the area, and markets like Duckie’s and No Frills on Broadway carry some of the sweetest and freshest produce around. There is

one on Sunset Boulevard en route to Cape May Point.22. Keeper’s on DutyThis informational session is the perfect prelude to a climb of the Cape May Lighthouse. Learn the historic beacon’s story, as told by one of the current keepers at the Education Center in Cape May Point State Park. All Keeper’s on Duty sessions are free and open to the public, and will be offered Sundays at 11:30am. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit MAC online at www.capemaymac.org.23. ParasailYou don’t need to be a daredevil to let your body rise 500 feet above the ocean. Parasailing has become a popular pastime that lets you soar in the air and see Cape May from a view many people never have. Plus, all of the boat captains are Coast Guard certified so the trip are extremely safe. There are two to choose from: East Coast Parasail in Cape May at Utsch’s Marina (609-898-8359) and Atlantic Parasail at the Two Mile Landing restaurant and marina on Ocean Drive highway (609-522-1869).24. Lighthouse Storytime Bring your young children to the Education Center in Cape May Point State Park (adjacent to the Cape May Lighthouse) to listen to nautical tales and lighthouse adventure stories. Storytime is at 12:30pm every Sun-day and admission is free. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 25. Sunset BeachFollow Sunset Boulevard until it ends, then watch the sun sink beyond the jutting concrete ship. “God Bless America” is played while different veteran’s casket flags are lowered each day from May until September. After the ceremony, grab some food at the Grill, or enjoy the incredible deals in the gift shop. There’s also

a long beach strewn with Cape May “diamonds.” You can now even play mini-golf at Sunset Beach!26. Self-Guided Audio Tour of Cape MayDiscover the Historic District of Victorian Cape May at your own pace with Acoustiguide Inform hand-held units. The $10 tour package comes complete with a map and index for 96 historic buildings on 69 sites. To start off on your own tour, stop by the Hill House, at 1048 Washington Street (The Emlen Physick Estate), from 9am-2:30pm. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.cape-maymac.org. 27. Murder at the Physick EstateA crime has been committed at the Emlen Physick Estate on Washington Street. Interact with a cast of suspicious characters, look for clues and try to solve the mystery inside the Estate. Afterwards, interact with your evening’s performers over coffee and des-sert. Crimes are committed Mondays and Wednes-days at 8:30pm. Admission is $25 for adults and $20 for children. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit the MAC organiza-tion online at www.capemaymac.org. 28. Arcade A trip to the beachfront is not the same without a trip to the arcade. Treat your kids to all the flashing lights, beeps, bells, buzzers, and videogames or relive great childhood memories. Cape May Arcade has two loca-tions, one on Beach Avenue at Convention Hall and the other at Beach Avenue and Jackson Street. 29. Higbee BeachIt used to be a bit of a scandalous place (nude bathers – gasp!). Not anymore, though (well, not usually). Head down New England Road until it ends, walk the path

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MAGICAL MonDAYS - $25 Enjoy an All-You-Can-Ride wristband valid until 6pm for $25, and for only $10 more, include a three hour same day admission to Raging Waters. Be sure to be on the lookout for magical surprises! Mondays, June 28th - August 30th from 12:30pm until 6pm. Adventure Pier opens at 4pm.

TuesDAY Special - $20 Our best deal on All-You-Can-Ride wristbands! Tuesdays, June 29th – August 31st from 12:30pm until 6pm. Waterpark admission is not included in this package. Adventure Pier opens at 4pm.

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Double-the-Fun ThursDAYS Double your pleasure as the MOR-EZ ticket card goes twice as far on our amusement rides. Ride for only half the tickets until 6pm. Also, look for great Double-the-Fun offers at many of our games and food outlets. Thursdays, July 1st – September 2nd from 12:30pm until 6pm. Xtreme rides and Go-carts not included. Adventure Pier opens at 4pm.

FriDAY Splashtacular - $30 New for 2010, Get wet at Ocean Oasis Waterpark and Beach Club and go wild on ALL three Piers. Fridays, July 2nd – September 3rd from 10am until 6pm. Adventure Pier opens at 4pm.

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– aka Mosquito Alley – towards the beach and enjoy a splendid shore. 30. Children’s Storytelling LunchThe Carriage House Tearoom and Café, on the Emlen Physick Estate at 1048 Washington Street, sets the stage for fun and interactive storytellers who weave wonderful tales as you enjoy a tasty, family-friendly lunch. Lunches are offered Mondays at 11:30am. Lunch is $18 for adults and $10 for children. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 31. Carriage RideForget about the car, bike or your own two feet; let the clip-clop of a horse’s trot guide you through the town in style. Taking a carriage is a truly unique, historic and romantic way to see the town. Besides, it beats parking. Cape May Carriage Company is based at Ocean and Washington Street. Call (609) 884-4466 to set up a ride.32. Fisherman’s Wharf TourTake a guided tour of Fisherman’s Wharf at the Lob-ster House Restaurant, and learn how your seafood gets from the sea to your table and discover how Cape May has becomea major fishing port. Tours are offered Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday at 11am. Admission is $10 adults and $7 children. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 33. Emlen Physick Estate Children’s TourThis tour is set to let children find out what life was like more than 125 years ago at the Emlen Physick Estate that was built in 1879. Starting June 21, tours

will run Monday and Wednesday at 10:30am, and tick-ets are $10 for adults and $5 for kids. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 34. WWII Lantern TourVisit the Fire Control Tower No. 23 Museum & Memo-rial for a evening Lantern tour. A guide will light your way as he or she describes lookout tower’s pivotal role in America’s defense efforts show you how to aim the big guns at the entrance to Delaware Bay. Tickets are $10, $7 for children.Call 609-884-5404.35. Storytelling at the Physick EstateTrained storytellers bring kid-friendly tales to life on the lawn outside the Carriage House following the Physick Estate Children’s tour on Wednesdays at 11:15am, weather permitting, and admission is free. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org.36. Combination Trolley/Physick Estate TourTry out this guided tour of Cape May’s Historic Dis-trict, followed by a guided tour of Cape May’s only Victorian house museum, the Emlen Physick Estate, at 1048 Washington Street. Its new theme for 2010 is “On the Town, Dining out and Entertainment during the 19th Century.” Tickets are $18 for adults and $9 for children. Call (609) 884-5404 or visitcapemaymac.org.

ROMANTICCape May is a great getaway for couples. Here are a few ideas for activities that you and your loved one can enjoy together. You will notice that some of these events are family-friendly, too – we’ll let you be the judge.37. Local WineriesYou might not know this, but southern Jersey is emerg-ing as a serious wine-growing region. Cape May Win-

ery, on Townbank Road, has wine tours from 3-5pm on Saturdays for $20 a person. Hawk Haven Vineyard and Winery in Rio Grande have a beautiful wine bar and offer tastings and food pairings. Turdo Vineyards is yet another option. They have 12 varieties of wine, and give tours Friday through Sunday. Call (609) 884-1169 for Cape May Winery or visit www.capemaywinery.com. Call (609) 846-7347 for Hawk Haven or visit www.Hawkhaven-vineyard.com. Call (609) 884-5591 for Turdo Vineyards, or visit www.turdovineyards.com.38. Cape May-Lewes FerryTake a trip over to Lewes, Delaware, a small, quaint seaside town, then make sure you check out bustling Rehoboth Beach, the Fenwick Island Lighthouse or Cape Henlopen State Park. You can also take advan-tage of the tax-free shopping at the outlets. No mat-ter what you choose once you’re there, enjoy the quiet and vastness of the bay on the deck of the ferry as you watch for dolphins and whales. They even have a bar! Call 1-800-64-FERRY or visit capemaylewesferry.com.39. Cape May by Moonlight Trolley RideA guide tells tales of Victorian romance. Tickets are available at the Washington Street Mall information booth. Tours are offered Saturdays at 8:30pm, Fridays at 8:45pm, Saturdays and Sundays at 9pm and Mon-days and Wednesdays at 9:15pm. Tickets are $10.40. Whale and Dolphin WatchingDolphins are fairly common in the waters off Cape May, but it’s still a big joy to see these beautiful crea-tures. Cape May Whale & Dolphin Watch and Research Center offers you the best chance to see them up close. And, as the name implies, you might even

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#52: The Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts has opened the restored World War II Lookout Tower

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Shows Full Of Romance And Laughs!

COMING UP AT CAPE MAY STAGE «Call (609) 884-1341 for more information

This column is made possible through the generosity of Second Stage Seriessponsors Chris and Dave Clemans as part of their support of the arts in Cape May

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THE word has spread that Cape May Stage attracts the high-est level of talent in the state and requests from students to watch our process have come

pouring in. For the first time, Cape May Stage is producing shows cast entirely from our acting interns and stage managed by our stage management interns.

We have interns from North Carolina, Nevada, Connecticut and Philadelphia as well as local students in Cape May. They will perform family entertainment called Cape May Kids, written by Marlena Lus-tik about Cape May in the 1950s that is nostalgic for grandparents and hilarious for children. That show will be performed on Monday mornings through August 16 at 10am in the Robert Shackleton Playhouse.

Rich Orloff’s Romantic Fools will be performed by our interns after the main stage production on Saturday nights in July. These comic vignettes about dat-ing are the perfect way to start or end an evening. Tickets to this show get you a free drink and free admission to Cabanas on the beach! Come see I Hate Hamlet or Romance/Romance and stay for this sexy and fun show! Or just come for Romantic Fools and have a romantic dinner first!

On July 12, Mary Testa is back with another extraordinary evening. This is part of our popular Broadway Series of extraor-dinary stars coming to Cape May. Last sea-son she was the hit of the summer. Mary

An Evening With Tony Nominee Mary TestaMonday, July 128pm, Tickets $50

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Sex! Lies! Cavemen! The comic vaudeville, "Romantic Fools", performs late Saturday nights at 10:30pm throughout July! Tickets are $10.

Testa is a two-time Tony Award nominee and she will be appearing with two-time Tony Award winner Michael Starobin, whose orchestrations for Next To Normal just won the Pulitzer Prize. After the show the entire audience is invited to the Wash-ington Inn at their new wine bar. Come meet Mary Testa and Michael Starobin while feasting on tempting morsels and sampling new and interesting vintages!

The Second Stage always has some-thing exciting to offer... come see what all of the excitement is all about!

A thrilling singer, with a huge Broadway belt, Mary Testa returns to CMS on July 12

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see a whale. Tours take off from Wil-son Avenue. If the ship is docked you can see it on your left as you cross the small bridge before the Lobster House on your way out of town. For directions or more information, call (609) 898-0055 or visit them on the web at www.capemay-whalewatch.com.41. Carriage House Tearoom and Café The Carriage House features a tea lun-cheon of sandwiches, salads, soups, breads, pastries and beverages. There is also an elegant afternoon tea option composed of finger sandwiches, pas-tries, scones and beverages. The café menu offers heartier fare with a selec-tion of entrée salads, soups, sand-wiches and wraps. Carriage House Tearoom and Café is on the grounds of the Emlen Physick Estate, at 1048 Washington Street. To make reservations call (609) 884-5111, or Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org.42. Carriage RideForget about the car, bike or your own two feet; let the clip-clop of a horse’s trot guide you through the town in style. Taking a carriage is a truly unique, his-toric and romantic way to see the town. Besides, it beats parking. Cape May Carriage Company is based at Ocean and Washington Street. Call (609) 884-4466 to set up a ride.43. ParasailYou don’t need to be a daredevil to let your body rise 500 feet above the ocean, nor do you need wings. Parasailing has become a popular pastime that lets you soar in the air and see Cape May from a view many people never have. It may be a view to die for, but we can assure you that you won’t be risking anything – the boat captains are Coast Guard certi-fied and extremely safe. Choose from: East Coast Parasail in Cape May at Utsch’s Marina (898-8359) and Atlantic Parasail at the Two Mile Landing restaurant and marina on Ocean Drive highway (522-186).44. Sunset BeachFollow Sunset Boulevard until it ends, then watch the sun sink beyond the jutting concrete ship. “God Bless America” is played while different vet-eran’s casket flags are lowered each day from May until September. After the ceremony, grab some food at the Grill, or enjoy the incredible deals in the gift shop. There’s also a long beach strewn with Cape May Diamonds. You can now play mini-golf at Sunset Beach!45. Higbee BeachIt used to be a bit of a scandalous place (nude bathers – gasp!). Not anymore, though (well, not usually). Head down New England Road until it ends, walk the path towards the beach and enjoy

some splendid shore.46. Murder at the Physick EstateSome’s been murdered! Interact with a cast of suspicious characters, look for clues and try to solve the mystery inside the Estate. Afterwards, interact with your evening’s performers over cof-fee and dessert in the Carriage House Tearoom & Café. Admission is $25 for adults and $20 for children. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org.47. Get a MassageThough Cape May is relaxing, why not make it even MORE relaxing? Try these local miracle workers: Cape May Day Spa (898-1003), Artizan Salon and Spa (884-4499) and Accent On Beauty (884-7040) or Sea Spa at Congress Hall (884-6543). 48. Local TheatreCape May Stage, based in a beautifully-renovated church in the center of town, is the city’s premier Equity professional group and features a season that’s packed with drama, comedy, music and superb performances from some pretty famous names. Call (609) 884-1341 or visit www.capemaystage.com. East Lynne Theater specializes in Early American Theater and is well worth a visit. They operate out of the First Pres-byterian Church on Hughes Street. Call (609) 884-5898 or visit www.eastlyn-necompany.org. For a bag of laughs, you can’t go wrong at Elaine’s Dinner Theater, based on Lafayette Street – call (609) 884-5898 for reservations.

RECREATIONALCape May doesn’t just have to be about relaxing. There are a lot of physical activities to get out and try.49. GolfCape May National Golf Club has “three of the best holes in New Jersey” accord-ing to The Jersey Golfer and is nestled in 50 acres of private bird sanctuary. Visit Cape May National at www.cmngc.com or call 609-884-1563. But, if it’s your wedge that needs some work, Cape May Par 3 will let you play 18 holes for just $14.95. No bag? No problem. Cape May Par 3 rents clubs for just $1. Visit them at www.capemaypar3.com or call (609) 889-2600. 50. Bike RideIt’s no secret to tourists and locals alike: Cape May is a biking town. Have you even tried to navigate the streets of Cape May during rush hour? It’s enough to make you want to start jogging places. But have no fear; there are bike rentals that beat braking (and braking again, then honking, then braking once more). Try Cape Island Bikes at 727 Beach Avenue or 135 Sunset Boulevard (609-884-8011).51. Nature TrailsNext to the lighthouse in the Cape May

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Point State Park are several trails weaving through ponds, dunes, marsh and forest. There are different levels of difficulty marked by colors, and most of the trails have wooden walkways. Even on the longest trails, breathtaking scenes in a tranquil setting will make you wish it was longer. 52. YogaJoin Sharon Fruchtman on the lawn of Congress Hall for classes on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Satur-day. The classes start at 8:30am and pre-registration is required. Stop by the front desk of Congress Hall or call 609-884-8421. If it’s indoors that you desire to do downward dog, then don’t hesitate in visiting Balance Pilates, at 600 Park Boulevard in West Cape May. Call Judy Heany at 609-884-3001.53. TennisThe William J. Moore Tennis Club – named after the first black (as well as the oldest) tennis pro in America – rents rackets, balls, and courts. It’s located next to the Physick Estate and there are always a variety of local characters up for a game, match, or set. The courts are open to the public daily for just $10 per hour and a half. Call (609) 884-8986.54. Horseback RidingAt Hidden Valley Ranch, take lessons in the pastimes of heroes and kings under the watchful gaze of Nancy, the toughest, most lovable instructor you could ever hope for. Call Hidden Valley Ranch at (609) 884-8205.55. FishingCape May is one of the busiest commercial fish-

ing ports in the US. The sport fishing is big business, too... AND lots of fun. South Jersey Marina boast the Murderer’s Row, a top-notch selection of boats with crews who know these waters better than anyone. Try the experienced team of Stalker Sport Fishing (231-9611) or the Miss Chris fleet (884-3939). For all your bait and tackle needs, stop by Jim’s Bait and Tackle on Route 109 by the harbor (884-3900).56. Tidal Marsh Tour by KayakExplore Cape May County’s most beautiful and untouched salt marsh via sit-on-top kayaks. It’s a great way to see nesting ospreys, herons, egrets, and assorted crabs. There are two options to choose from: Aqua Trails at 1600 Delaware Avenue in the Nature Center (609-884-5600, www.aquatrails.com) and Miss Chris Marina (609-884-3351, www.misschrismarina.com).

TROLLEY TOURSGuided trolley tours offer an excellent way to see Cape May. All tickets can be purchased at the information booth at the Washington Street Mall. Call (609) 884-5404, 800-275-4278 or visit www.capemaymac.org.57. Best of the West Trolley TourA narrated trolley tour through West Cape May high-lighting its history, farms, shops, vintage cottages and African-American heritage. On Tuesdays and Thurs-days at 3:15pm. Tickets are $10 and $7 for children.58. Cape May by Moonlight Trolley RideTake a romantic ride through the moonlit streets of Cape May aand listen to your guide as he/sheweaves you tales of Victorian romance. Tours run Saturdays and Sundays at 9pm and Mondays and Wednesdays at 9:15pm. Tickets are $10 for adults and $7 for children.

59. Children’s Trolley RideBoard MAC’s jolly red trolley for a guided trip around Cape May’s Historic District on an egaging tour that is geared specially children... but adults will also enjoy the ride. Tours are offered daily at 4pm. Tickets are $7.60. Combination Trolley/Physick Estate ToursHop aboard this guided tour of Cape May’s Historic District, followed by a guided tour of Cape May’s only Victorian house museum, the Emlen Physick Estate at 1048 Washington Street. Tours are offered daily, times vary. Tickets are $18 for adults and $9 for children.61. Ghosts of Cape May Trolley TourA 45-minute evening ride through the streets of Cape May with a guide who relates the paranormal findings of Ghost Writer Craig McManus. Tours are offered daily, times vary. Tickets are $10 and $7 for children.62. Ghosts of the Lighthouse Trolley TourTravel the ghostly path that leads to the lighthouse, and listen along the way to the ghost tales that have been unearthed by psychic medium Craig McManus. Climb to the top or stay below. Tours run Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8:15pm and 8:45pm. Tickets are $20 for adults and $15 for children.63. Graveyards of the Deep Trolley TourThe Cape’s maritime history is full of shipwrecks, legends, and lore. Hear it all on a 45-minute guided tour. Tours run Fridays at 9pm, Sundays at 8pm, and Tuesdays and Thursdays at 7:30pm. Tickets are $10 for adults, and $7 for children.64. Historic District Trolley ToursGet acquainted with Cape May on a trolley tour as knowledgeable guides present entertaining and edu-cational stories. Daily, times vary. Tickets are $10, $7 for children.

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CROSSWORDThe Cape May Crossword

None of that generic nonsense you see in other papers... a puzzle just for this town! By Dan Mathers

ACROSS

2. He was a knight and landowner who led a resistance against the English in the Wars of Scottish Independence.

6. Although not Scottish, she is Scotland’s head of state.

9. The extraction of this natural resource has been an important part of Scotland’s economy since the 1970s.

10. Famous for his accent, this Scottish actor played Bond, James Bond.

13. This, a popular topic at the moment, is the national sport of Scotland… think about how THEY would say it.

14. Love it or hate it, the Scots created this difficult and infuriating sport.

18. Scotland is bordered on the east by this body of water.

20. These Scottish identical twins would like “to be the man who walked a 1000 miles to fall down at your door.”

21. The blue-and-white flag of Scotland is known as this.

23. This is the largest city in Scotland. It is also the third largest city in the United Kingdom.

24. Stonehenge is better known, but you can find standing stones set in a cross formation in this village.

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1. Born in Aberdeen, she’s famous for songs such as “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” and “Here Comes the Rain Again.”

3. Although they spell it without the “e,” this is probably Scotland’s best known export... no matter the malt.

4. This scientist and inventor from Edinburgh is credited with the invention of the first practical telephone.

5. This is the nation's capital and second largest city in Scotland.

7. The Scots are famous for this dish, which

originally consisted of sheep’s heart, liver and lungs stuffed inside its stomach.

8. This rock band from Glasgow scored a hit with their song “Take Me Out. ” They take their name from a famously assassinated arch duke.

11. Although he died in 1796, he is regarded as the national poet of Scotland.

12. Don't call it a skirt! When a Scottish man wears it, it's called this.

15. Scotland is famous for these large, fortified stone structures, particularly the one overlooking Edinburgh.

16. These are a widespread and diverse group of islands off of the western coast of Scotland.

17. The Scottish dialect of this language is one of the two official languages of Scotland.

19. He is the patron saint of Scotland and the brother of Saint Peter.

22. Silly Scots – they don’t call them lakes, they call them this.

SO YOU love crosswords and you love Cape May? Great. Sit down, get a cup (or glass) of your favorite beverage, relax and enjoy this puzzle. The answers can be found in these pages or are related to the theme of this issue, which is Scotland. The solution can be found on the front page of our website, www.exitzero.us.

He toasted to his food – 11 Down.

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The Movie ColumnThe first of three 2010 Young Filmmaker Camps reviewed by Tom Sims

ARE we ready for Victorian gangstas? We better be, because TC Legit is in the house! The gang was intro-duced to us by way of a short

film (bearing its name) last Friday night at the premiere of four new films from the first of this year’s Young Filmmakers Camps. Meet the gang: Crayola (the lead-er), Four (who avoids soap), and Da Bull (who loves his Red Bull). What does the “TC” stand for? In his best gangsta accent Crayola explains, “It stands for ‘tea cups,’ because tea cups are legit. We respect the city’s Victorian roots!”

Or how about the family that texts together, stays together? The short film OMG chinze RULZ starts with a family eating a Chinese dinner and texting one another to “Please pass the peanut sauce” or remark “These egg rolls are gr8!” But what happens when someone enters and actually wants to talk to her family?

In Boys on the Beach, two teenaged friends are playing basketball when one

Fisherman’s Memorial. Just as he is about to throw it, a girl appears to stop him. With no words, we see f lashbacks of the girl spending time with her grandfather, a fisherman who has passed away. Will devotion to her grandfather’s memory turn the would-be vandal around?

We start Film Camp week with lots of ideas and a few cameras. We conclude with smart, well-crafted films from the minds and collaboration of our young people. Congratulations to students Josh Breslin, Mike Giansante, Michael Hall, Colin Larimer, Natalie Rudakevych, Caleb Shafer, Julia Sims, and Russ Sperry. A spe-cial thanks to instructors Meighan Hogate, Dennis Zaitsev, Huxley Monaco, Peter Grana, and Jon Gibson. Have your Young Filmmaker join us for Music Video Camp July 19-23 and “Cape May Shorts” August 2-6. World premiere screenings of these films will be on Fridays July 23 and August 6. For more information, call 609-884-6700 or email [email protected].

Click the YouTube link at capemayfilm.org to watch all four recently premiered student films.

boy’s grandfather arrives. Hoping to log some quality time, all three visit the World War II tower where the grandfather recounts an experience with his war buddy. The war scene f lashbacks envisioned by the grandson feature him and his own friend. It’s a powerful tale of learning to empa-thize.

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Cape MayFIRE

DEPARTMENT712 Franklin Street, Cape May New Jersey

The Cape May Fire Department will be updating our historic museum in the near future. As part of our

new landscaping, we will be offering the opportunity to own a piece of Cape May history, in the form of a personalized brick paver. These pavers will be sold in 4” x 8” ($100) and 9” x 9” ($150) and will make up

a new walkway and flagpole courtyard.

Memorial bricks....• Honor a loved one• Support an honorable cause• Keep a memory alive• Serve as great gifts• Commemorate significant dates• Preserve our history

Consider a memorial brick today! Purchases are tax deductible.

To learn more or get an order form for your bricks, please call the Cape May Fire Department

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Because now is when the vast majority of resident nesting birds are putting out their crop of young birds.

In the next few weeks visitors to Cape May will see growing numbers of Tree Swallows. The first brood will be on the wing by the first week in July. They f lock to Cape May to take advantage of the abun-dant insects crowding our airspace.

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READY or not, here they come. Tourists? No. Baby birds. Since last January, adult birds have been busy cranking out a new batch of nestlings. The

quill has been passed to a new generation.First on the wing were early nesters

like Downy Woodpecker, White-Breasted Nuthatch, Carolina Chickadee.

What gives these birds the edge? They all share the same nesting strategy.

Each of these species are cavity nest-ers. They nest early (in April) because snug in their wood-lined cavities they can beat winter’s lingering chill. Other early nesters include European Starling, House Sparrow, and House Finch.

You guessed it. Cavity nesters all.But there are other species that keep

early egg dates and open nests. Among them is American Robin. Heck, I had my first young robin this year on May 20. American Crow and Grackles also f ledge young at about the time most other species are incubating eggs.

So why write this column now?

Tens of thousands of swallows. Foraging by day. Gathering in communal roosts by night.

Out on the marshes, young Laughing Gulls will also be venturing out into the world. The loud “laughing” call of adults will be drowned out by the food-begging calls of young.

Young warblers, vireos, f lycatchers and sparrows will also be leaving the nest. Getting used to the neighborhood. Ranging farther and farther from home as summer progresses.

Life doesn’t come with a blueprint; except that which is imprinted in their bird brains. There’s lots of trial and error; a steep learning curve. Many will fail to make the grade.

This means they die.Well sure, you are thinking. Everybody

knows that there is some mortality among young of any species.

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the ranks of young birds comes in the first couple of weeks out of the nest.

Birds have figured out how to compensate for this loss in one of two ways. Some species (including many shorebirds) produce few young per season but as adults live long lives. They breed many times over the course of many years. Other species crank out lots of young at a sitting and nest two, even three times a breeding season.

Eastern Bluebird and American Robin fall into this category. They don’t live as long as, say Black-bellied Plovers, but produce in their shorter lives comparable numbers of young.

What does this mean for humans? Nothing. You can be aware or not. Life goes on whether humans sanctify it with awareness.

But for those so attuned, during the next several weeks Cape May is going to be inun-dated with newly f ledged young birds.

Kind of restores your faith, doesn’t it? Makes you think that maybe, despite all the challenges our species throws at nature, things will turn out okay in the end.

Now is the time to see all the new parents feeding their young, especially on one of the Cape May Bird Observatory’s weekly walks or boat trips.

The CMBO, THE place for

anything to do with nature, offers activities daily. The CMBO (609-884-2736) is located at 701 East Lake Drive overlooking lovely Lake Lily in Cape May Point and is open 9:30am to 4:30pm every day. Ask any of our staff or volun-teers – they are always glad to help with anything you need – even things you didn’t know you needed yet. While there, pick up our schedule of daily activities, check out the view of the lake from the wide selec-tion of scopes and binoculars, or peruse the latest in books, bird feeders, and our great new merchandise – including the exclusive CMBO logo jewelry, clothing, totes, and more.

Take a look at the sight-ings log or our website to check what’s being seen, scan the bookshelves, pick up a bar-gain from the used and vintage books section, look at some of the wonderful Charley Harper merchandise, or just browse. And if you aren’t fortunate enough to be in the area, visit us online www.BirdCapeMay.org, where birding Cape May is only a click away.

Seymore Thanu is none other than New Jersey’s own Pete Dunne, Director of the Cape May Bird Observatory and Vice President of Natural History for New Jersey Audubon Society. Author of sev-eral books on and about nature (available at the Cape May Bird Observatory), he has written for vir-tually every birding publication and for The New York Times.

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20-Year Reunion For LCMR Class Of 1990

Friday, June 25 at CJ's American Grill

Sheri Hemingway, Kristy Trusiak, Jenn Bowen, Kelly Cronin

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699 Route 47, South Dennis “Christopher Ludlam House”

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HOMESTEAD REAL ESTATE846 Broadway, West Cape May

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Dagmer Chew, Broker/Owner17 SUMMER CIRCLE, NORTH CAPE MAYPride of ownership is evident in this WELL maintained Brentwood model rancher. This home offers 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths, large living room with gas and brick fire-place, finished two car garage, lovely kitchen, dining room, bright and cheerful Florida room, and separate laundry room. This lovely wooded area offers privacy, is nicely landscaped and includes a sprinkler system. $377,900

421 CHATAM DRIVE, TRANQUILITYBack on the market and priced to sell. This 3 bedrooms, 2 bath home must be seen to be truly appreciated. The main level features an open floor plan and in-cludes a living room, dining room, fam-ily room, a spacious kitchen with center island and breakfast bar, and sliders to a large rear deck. The lower level includes a den, 2 car garage with built-in cabinets, and access to the back yard. $370,000

1335 & 1337 MASSACHUSETTS AVENUE, CAPE MAYYou don't want to miss this lovely Cape May duplex. The owners unit offers 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, family room with fireplace, large living room, kitchen and dining room. Outside is a detached two story heated garage, large gazebo screen room, and well manicured lawn. The at-tached apartment offers 1 large bedroom, living room, eat in kitchen, small porch and shed. Both units include central air and natural gas heating. Make an appointment today! $699,000

1010 ILLINOIS AVENUE, CAPE MAYThis fantastic ranch style home needs to be seen to be appreciated. This home features 4 very large bedrooms, 3 full baths, huge family room with parquet floors, den with fireplace, eat-in kitch-en, detached two car garage, vinyl sid-ing, central air and natural gas utilities. This home has been WELL maintained and the pride of ownership is evident throughout. $669,000

20-Year Reunion For LCMR Class Of 1990Friday, June 25 at CJ's American Grill

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501 Lafayette Street, Cape May, NJ 08204

Toll Free: 877-884-8907Local: 609-884-1007Fax: 609-884-4407

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1143 WASHINGTON STREET, CAPE MAYNestled on one of Cape May's tree-lined and most historic streets, this beautiful 3-story Victorian home (circa 1890) offers the charm of old & conveniences of new. The main house offers a fabulous front porch, living room with FP, large dining room, eat-in kitchen, den, full bath & laundry room. Three bedrooms are located on the 2nd floor w/ a full bath & hallway sitting area. The third level features 2 additional bedrooms! A newly-built Carriage House w/ cen-tral air, gas FP & full bath provides great entertainment & comes fully equipped with refrigerator, lg. screen TV & ping-pong table. Located close to tennis courts, restaurants & beaches. Rental history in place. Incredible property! $1,095,000.

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Real Estate RewindReport from the wonderful world of Cape May property... by Chri s Bezaire

LOOKS like it is going to be a long, hot summer. And I can tell you that if the record heat is necessary to keep the real estate market hot, I say bring it on! We had 17 transactions

in June, almost double what we had in May and almost the same number of transactions we had in April and May combined!

Let's start with the "Big One". I am sure that some of you by now have heard that the Peter Shields has sold. It was sold by the Batman and Robin of Real Estate – Brian and Greg Giancola of Coldwell Banker Sol Needles (you will have to ask them which is which!) for $5,000,000. This is a great sign for our market, as usually once peo-ple see the big spenders back in the game, they feel a little better about the market.

That wasn't the only large transaction we had as 17 Jefferson, listed by Pat Schanz of Coastline Realty, was sold for $1,090,000 by Lee Marcotte of By the Sea Realty. Also sold was 25 Mount Vernon Avenue, listed by Heather Turner of Jersey Cape Realty and sold by Tom "Do you really want me to teach your kids math?" Shagren, also of Jersey Cape Realty for

$820,000, another nice number. Another Vacant lot sold in West Cape May

– 123 Fourth Avenue was listed by Dagmer Chew of HomeStead and sold for $205,000 by Patti Piacentine, of HomeStead. A one-bed-room unit at the newly remodeled 211 Beach Avenue, listed by Bill Bezaire of Coldwell Banker Sol Needles, was sold for $290,000 by Kathy Nace of HomeStead. Finally, from the "I told you I would sell it" category – Unit 4 at 232 Windsor Street was listed and sold by Justin Aftanis of Cape May Realty for $575,000. E-mail me if you would like a full list of the action in June.

This week's tip focuses on the seller. As evi-denced above, things are starting to move, and that has some people asking, "Why hasn't my property sold?" An agent in my office the other day pointed out he is getting a lot of action on new listings while some of the older ones are still sitting there. It got us to thinking why? We first looked at the obvious question, "Is it over-priced?" We are now getting some stable comps for our market and it may be time to look at your property's price. If you pointed to a sale recently and said it was a fluke, you may want to look

again. One is a fluke, two becomes a pattern. So if price isn't the problem, what is? Some

properties have been sitting out there a long time, but have adjusted and are priced where they should be. Sometimes a change of scenery is good. Revisit your media – pictures, video. People are visual by nature and most of them start by looking on the internet before they ever pick up a phone. Do you still have a picture with snow in it? Have you made improvements that are not included in the photos. Refreshing all of these things can help. Finally, sometimes chang-ing the listing agent can also help. As an agent we realize sometimes that we have had over a year to sell your property and you are not going to hurt our feelings if you try someone else. We only ask this – keep everything equal. Give your current agent a chance at a lower price before you re-list with someone else. Sometimes a change of sign on the yard is all it takes.

Chris Bezaire is a fifth-generation realtor with Coldwell Banker Sol Needles Real Estate. You can find him at www.CapeMayChris.com; email [email protected]; or type in Cape May Chris on Facebook and Twitter.

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609.884.1300www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

324 CARPENTERS LANE SUITE 2CCAPE MAY NJ 08204

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11 BEACH AVENUE, CAPE MAY, #214,

SANDPIPER BEACH CLUB

This one bedroom unit is designed with a breezy sea-shore feeling and is located directly across the street from the beach. Complex offers large fitness center, swimming pool and private parking. $340,000.

680 WASHINGTON ST., CAPE MAY

This 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath townhouse style condo is located in the heart of Cape May. It features a new porch, central air conditioning, refinished hardwood floors plus many other upgraded and remodeled features. $469,000.

20-Year Reunion For LCMR Class Of 1990Friday, June 25 at CJ's American Grill

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Homes Of The WeekCheck out these beautiful homes in the Cape May area

1 HAMANN AVENUE, CAPE MAY

COURT HOUSE

Contemporary home built in 2006, this maintenance free home is convenient to downtown area of Cape May Court House, and Stone Harbor beaches. Beautiful kitchen features upgraded cabinets for plenty of stor-age and granite counter tops. A gourmet cook's delight. Kitchen opens to large dining area, Living Room with vaulted ceilings & gas fireplace. Open design allows for lots of light! Oak floors are throughout home. Sliding doors lead to a pri-vate outdoor patio.. Three bedrooms, two and a half baths. $339,000.

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty1159 Washington St.

(609) 884-3332chrisclemanssir.com

911 STOCKTON AVE CAPE MAY

This very well main-tained Victorian is just one block to beach!! It features 6 bedroom, 3.5 baths, living room with/entertainment cen-ter & game table, new kitchen, family room with wet bar, English garden with pond in rear yard, gas heat/central air, off street parking. Excellent rental history. $949,000.

Jersey Cape Realty739 Washington St.,

Cape May609-884-5800

jerseycaperealty.com

286 FISHING CREEK ROAD,

FISHING CREEK

Nestled in the woods, this 3 bedroom, 2 bath home was custom built and of-fers lots of room inside and out. Large windows invite the beautiful sur-roundings in and the living room features a beautiful stone fireplace. $425,000.

Coldwell Banker Sol Needles

512 Washington St. Mall (609) 884-8428

www.coldwellbanker capemay.com

32 SUSAN LANE GREEN CREEK

Looking for a well priced new construction? This is the home for you, located on a large lot and offering 3 bedrooms 2 full baths, call now and you will be able to choose your colors and add any upgrades you may wish to make this home your own.

By the Sea Realty 315 Ocean Street,

Cape May(609) 884-3050

capemaybythesea.com

7 W. MIAMI AVE., VILLAS

Beautifully finished beach house! This is a complete-ly renovated adorable bay block charmer with gran-ite counters, tile bath and kitchen, laminate floor-ing, central air, gas heat, tasteful wall colors and trim package. Perfect for a starter home or a vaca-tion get away with 2 bed-rooms and 2 bathroom. $169,000

Coastline RealtyCarol Menz, Broker

(609) 884-50051400 Texas Avenue,

Cape Maywww.coastlinerealty.com

134 W. JACKSONVILLE

AVE, VILLAS

Brand new construction acroos the street from the Delaware bay with water views. This contemporary home offers garage stor-age and work shop space on the ground level. On the second floor the mas-ter suite is located and two additional bedrooms and a bath. The top floor is host to the great room: living, dining, kitchen and powder room. The water can be seen from the mas-ter suite and the great room along with both levels of decking. Call for details and building plans. $360,000

Theresa Senico Apex Realty

2505 Bayshore Rd., Villas (609) 408-4655

www.theresasenico.com

HARBOR POINT CONDO

CAPE MAY

This condo unit features two bedrooms, two baths and a boat slip. Good rental his-tory. $550,000 (1415)

CENTURY 21 Gilmartin & Co.

1382 Lafayette St., Cape May

Joseph GilmartinBroker/Owner(609) 884-1800

capemayvacations.com

1420 PENNSYLVANIA, UNIT # B-1, CAPE MAY

Terrific price on this "Goodwinds" first-floor condo at the shore! Offer-ing 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, kitchen with pass-through, dining area, living room, central air, gas heat, large front porch and private entrance. Off-street park-ing and located close to the Harbor and Cape May beaches. Keep for yourself as great vacation get-away or lease out as seasonal rental property. Call list-ing agent for more details. Sold furnished, just bring your bathing suit and hit the beach! $319,000.

Wilsey Realty

501 Lafayette St., Cape May (609) 884-1007

www.wilseyrealty.com

725 SEASHORE RD. COLD SPRING

This 3 bedroom, 2 bath historic Cold Spring farm house sits on 2+ acres of well maintained dry land that features fruit & veg-etable gardens and mature trees. This home was built in the 1900's and still main-tains many of its colonial features including plank wood flooring and original trim throughout. Enjoy the summer on the cozy front porch or enclosed rear patio both of which have lovely garden views. There is a detached 1.5 car garage and plenty of off street parking. Call today to make an ap-pointment to see this won-derful home. $410,000.

HomeStead Real Estate846 BroadwayWest Cape May609-884-1888

homesteadcapemay.com

CAPE MANOR 805 PITTSBURGH

AVENUE UNIT 111, CAPE MAY

The PRICE has been RE-DUCED on this charming 1 bedroom, 1 bath condo is just steps to the pool and offers quiet mainte-nance free living. Condo comes fully furnished and has a great rental his-tory. Asking $310,000.

Barry BrunoChris Clemans SIR

1159 Washington Street (609) 602-2444

[email protected]

106-108 SUNSET BOULEVARD,

WEST CAPE MAY

Vanthia's Restaurant, seats 88, two 1 BR/1 BA apts., off-street park-ing for 13. New Price! $930,000

DeSatnick Real Estate324 Carpenter’s Lane

Cape May(609) 884-1300

desatnickrealestate.com

1009 OHIO AVENUE CAPE MAY

Well maintained, greatly expanded rancher! 4 Bed-rooms, 2 Baths. Master Bedroom Suite. Den, Rear Screened Porch & Open Deck. Front Porch. Cen-tral Air, Gas Heat, Off-street parking. Outside shower. Excellent Rental History! Subject to sum-mer leases. New price! $599,000

Tolz Realtors1001 Lafayette Street

Cape May(609) 884-7001www.tolz.com

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Washington Commons, 315 Ocean Street Suite 2B, Cape May • (609) 884-3050

[email protected] • Lee Marcotte Broker of Record

www.capemaybythesea.com

#6 UNION LANE; VILLAS

•Maintenance Free

•Renovated w/ Central A/C

•2 bedroom

•1 bath

$169,900

HIDEAWAY BEACH

RESORT G-28, DIAS CREEK

•Community Pool

•Private Community Beach

•1 bedrooms, 1 bath

Reduced to $58,500

WWW.TOLZ.COM 1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May

Phone: 609-884-7001 Email: [email protected]

Very well maintained Village Greene Quad with 2 bed-rooms and 1 bath. Remodeled bathroom, eat-in kitchen, enclosed porch, quiet courtside. Furnished. Turn Key. Good rental history. An affordable way to reside in Cape May!

1321-D ILLINOIS AVE.CAPE MAY$312,000

Classic 1864 Victorian twin with 3BR, 1B. Living room & formal dining room with 9’ ceilings, large modern eat-in kitchen, Covered front porch, rear deck, off-street parking. 2 zone natural gas heat, 3 window air conditioners. 4 ceiling fans. Furnished. All appli-ances. Outside H&C shower. Price reduced!

1152 WASHINGTON STREET CAPE MAY$387,500

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Friday, July 2

Dave Repici, Mike Clark, Chris Shoemaker, Jerry Reeves

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Sue Derosa, Kelly Barton, Bud Marker, Mike Clark

Jerry Reeves

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20-Year Reunion For LCMR Class Of 1990

Friday, June 25 at CJ's American Grill

Daniel Federici, Tiffany Hartman, Sheri Hemingway

Kim Wark Stowell, Milley Morey Kiernan, Heather MacDonald Averill, Fabio Rojas

Daniel and Jennifer Anderson, John and Latoya Miller

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1526 YACHT AVENUE UNIT A & B, CAPE MAY

Granite Counter Tops, Hardwood Floors, 9ft Ceilings, Amazing Water Views. Spectacular Har-bor Front town homes with deep water boat slips. Being sold pro-fessionally furnished. $1,399,000 - $1,799,000

1400 Texas Ave., Cape May, NJ 08204

Next to the Cape May Wawa

www.CoastlineRealty.com

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106 WHILLDIN AVE., CAPE MAY POINT

3 bedroom, 2 bath home with a beautiful open floor plan, skylights, open loft, circular whimsy win-dows and so much more, a true ar-chitectural dream. Just two homes off the beach is where you will find this dream home. $1,099,000

NEW LISTING

Dedication... Excellence... Professionalism

(609) 884-5800739 Washington St, Cape May

www.jerseycaperealty.com

Open 7 Days a Week!

TWO WILMINGTON BEACH CONDO UNITS

1625 Beach Avenue Cape MayUnit B: Unit of-fers 3 BR, 2 BA, LR w/gas f/p, and new carpet, new wood floor in dining area, 3 decks, 2-car

attached garage. $859.000.Unit E: 3 BR, 3 BA, LR w/fireplace, 1-car attached garage, and decks. $780,000Complex is well maintained & managed. DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM BEACH!

ELEGANT RENOVATED VICTORIAN12 North Street Cape May

Wrap around porch, 5 BR, 3.5 BA, modern eat-in kitchen, central air, 1-car detached ga-rage. Outstanding rental history. $1,265,000.

EXCEPTIONALLY MAINTAINED TWIN1341 Delaware Avenue Cape May

“Village Green” twin offers 3 BR, 2 BA, living room w/fireplace, family room with cathedral ceiling, enclosed front porch, central air, and off street parking. $449,000.

PRESTIGIOUS LOCATION1608 Maryland Avenue, Cape May

Inviting 3-story Contemporary offers 4 BR, 3.5 BA, Great Room w/views of nature con-serve. Amenities: elevator, gas f/p, decks, and fenced yard. Being sold furnished and has great rental history. $1,695,000.

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Rentals Of The WeekAdorable homes in America’s Original

Seaside Resort ready for your enjoyment!

808 Columbia Avenue, Cape May3rd floor apt. sleeps 5. 1 BR, 1 BA.$800-$850/ week.

1 S. Lafayette Street, Cape MaySleeps 15, 5 BR, 2.5 BA.$2600- $3300/ week.

Wilsey Realty, 501 Lafayette St., Cape May, (609) 884-1007, www.wilseyrealty.com

628 Hughes Street Apartment, Cape May$5,000 Summer Season, 1 Bedroom / 1 Bath 216 Perry Street, Cape May3 Apartments for Summer Season$4,000 - $6,000. 1 – 2 Bedrooms

Coastline Realty, 1400 Texas Ave., Cape May, (609) 884-5005 • coastlinerealty.com

26 Beechwood Avenue, Bayside Village. 3 BR, 1.5 BA, LR, kitchen, laundry room, attached 1 car garage. $1,200.00 per month.

1402 Roslyn Ave., North Cape May . 4 BR four blocks to the Delaware Bay. Clean and comfortable, a/cReasonably priced at $995

Theresa Senico, Apex Realty(609) 408-4655, www.theresasenico.com

233 Capehart Lane, Cape May “The Barn at the Shore” – 2 brm., 1 bath 2 story home, sleeps 6, beau-tiful gardens, close to beach and mall - $1,950/week.

1227 Wisconsin Avenue, Cape May – 3 brm., 3 bath semi-detached townhouse, just 2 years old, sleeps 7 - $2,000/week. Coldwell Banker Sol Needles Real Estate, (609) 884-8428 • coldwellbankercapemay.com

The Belvedere, Cape May - A block to the beach and the mall, 1 bedroom, 1 bath available for off-season weekly rentals.

305 Second Avenue, West Cape May3 bedrooms, 2 baths, close to everything. Barry Bruno, Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty, (609) 602.2444 [email protected].

26 Gurney Street, Cape May - 6 BR/4BA, Sleeps 13, beach block. $1,300/$5,100

210 Congress Avenue, Cape Mayweekly rental, 5 BR/ 2.5 BA, 1 block to beach! $2,000-$3,900/week Desatnick Real Estate, LLC 324 Carpenter’s Lane, Suite 2C, Cape May609.884.1300, www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

115 York Avenue, West Cape May1st floor, 2 bedroom, 2 bath, sleeps 5.$975/$1200

1520 New Jersey Avenue, Cape MayCape Roc Condos, 1 bedroom, 1 bath, sleeps 6. $900/$1300

Homestead Real Estate, 846 Broadway, W. Cape May, (609) 884-1888 • homesteadcapemay.com

204 Philadelphia Ave., Cape May - 2 BR, 2.5 BA, w/d, dw, CAC, park 3 cars, sleeps 8. Low $1100/High $2050

1012 Maryland Ave., Cape May - Completely ren-ovated, pool, 6 BR, 5 BA, 3 half-BA, w/d, dw, CAC, park 4 cars, sleeps 16. Low $4000/High $6800

Jersey Cape Realty, 739 Washington St., Cape May, (609) 884-5800 • jerseycaperealty.com

805 Pittsburgh Avenue, Cape May2 bedroom, 1 bath, Pool

205 Princeton Avenue, Cape May PointSpacious Gracious, Pet Friendly

By the Sea Realty, 315 Ocean Street, Suite 2B, Cape May 609-884-3050 • capemaybythesea.com

304 Stites, Cape May PointOnly 1 block to beach! 3 Bedroom, 2.5 Bath. From $1800/week.

204 Cambridge, Cape May Point3 Bedroom, 2 bath A-frame house within walk-ing distance to beach! $1300-$1550/week

Tolz Realtors, 1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May, (609) 884-7001, www.tolz.com

103 Harvard Ave., Cape May Point3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms. Sleeps 8. $3500-$5000 per week

303 West Dr., West Cape May - 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms. Sleeps 8. $900-$1800 per week.

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty,1159 Washington Street, Cape May 609-884-3332 • www.chrisclemansSIR.com

Townbank - Short Walk to Delaware Bay4 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, Sleeps 8$1500 week (7e) Cape May - 6 Bedrooms, 6 BathsSleeps 18, $40000 - $6900 a week (824s) CENTURY 21 Gilmartin & Co., 1382 Lafayette St., Cape May. Joseph Gilmartin, Broker/Owner (609) 884-1800, www.capemayvacations.com.

2505 Bayshore Rd. Villas, NJ 08251 • Broker Daniel J. Senico

ApexRealty, Inc.

Theresa Senico ABR, CRS, GRI, SRES

609-408-4655 theresasenico.com

27 WEST WILDE AVENUE, VILLAS $229,900

3 bedroom,2 Bath, New Construction Offering at an affordable price!

Located right around the corner from Cape May's finest beaches, this charming 6 bedroom, 3 bath home has great water views from the front porch. Home features hardwood floors, beautiful- updat-ed kitchen, central air and a strong rental history. a true turn-key. Asking $1,695,000

904 STOCKTON AVENUE, CAPE MAY

Contact Barry BrunoMain (609) 884.3332 • Cell: (609) 602.2444

Email: [email protected] Washington Street, Cape May NJ 08204

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A Little Bit About Exit Zero Publishing Who we are, what we do, and where we go

Established July 4, 2003, proudly inspired by the late, great Pennywise magazine. Exit Zero Publishing is owned by Jack Wright and Jason Black. We also publish high-quality books as well as this fine periodical!

Telephone: (609) 770-8479

Fax: (609) 770-8481

E-mail: [email protected]

Website: www.exitzero.us

Mailing address: 109 Sunset BoulevardSuite D, Cape May, NJ 08204

Editor/Publisher: Jack Wright, [email protected]

Advertising Manager: Jason Black, [email protected] (609) 408-7629

Manager of Assorted Necessities: Dan “The M.A.N.” Mathers, [email protected], (610) 984-2874

Photographers: Aleksey Moryakov, Sandy Maloney, Danielle O’Neal

Graphic Artist: Doree Bardes

Distribution People: Richard Hemenway, Amy Wingate, Vivian Montgomery,

Columnists: Kate Chadwick (advice), Catherine Dugan (activities), David Gray (Old Fogey), Meghan Kunz (local lore), Ben Miller (history),

Labeler: Mary Smith

Every Wednesday, Exit Zero is delivered to around 300 places. Get it delivered to your mailbox in a plastic mailer. It’s $50 for 47 great B&W issues, and four in glorious full color! Call (609) 770-8479 to subscribe. DOWNTOWN CAPE MAY Swain’s, Mariah’s, Bath Time, Guardian, Bamboo Shack, Cape Savings Bank, Collier’s, All Irish, Cape May Stage, Wilsey Realty, Nest, Pat Jackson Jewelers, Washington Commons Gallery, Celebrate Cape May, Go Fish, Sea Weeds, Oma’s Doll Shop, Cape Orient, Fiber Arts Yarn Shop, Acme, By The Sea Realty, Oyster Bay, Cape May Welcome Center, Depot Market, Congress Hall, Victorious, Pink, Star Inn, Bayberry Inn, Bank of America, Victorian Hotel, SOMA Art Gallery, Magicbrain Cybercafé, Island Grill, Trade Winds, Primrose, Center For Community Arts.

WASHINGTON STREET MALL The Fudge Kitchen, Mary Ann’s, Dellas 5&10, Lace Silhouettes, Center City Mall, Second Story Sweets, Casale’s Shoes, Free Shop, Happy Baby, Cape May Sandal Shop, It’s a Breeze, Madame’s Port, Swede Things, Cucina Rosa, Whale’s Tale, Cafe Tuscany, Italian Garden, Andrew’s Ltd., Jackson Mountain Cafe, Love The Cook, Ugly Mug, Pilot House, Caroline

Boutique, Atlantic Books, Carli’s, Kaleidoscope, Coldwell Banker, Colors, A Ca Mia, A Place On Earth, Between the Lines, Good Scents.

WASHINGTON STREET Southern Mansion, MAC, Chris Clemans’ Sotheby’s International Realty, Bill Mae Cottage, Thomas Webster Inn, Inn at the Park, City Hall, Sturdy Savings, Washington Inn, Dr. Feldman Dentistry, Jersey Cape Realty, Victorian Towers.

BEACHFRONTSean’s Restaurant, King’s Cottage, Blue Moon Pizza, Hot Dog Tommy’s, Coachman’s Motor Inn, Carney’s, Martini Beach, Virginia Hotel, Mad Batter, Poor Richards Inn, Inn at 22 Jackson Street, Saltwood B&B, Windward B&B, Uncle Bill’s, Ocean View Restaurant, Sandpiper, Hotel Alcott, Summer Station, The Original Fudge Kitchen, Montreal Liquor, Montreal Inn, Capri Motor Lodge, Bloody Mary’s, Periwinkle, Grand Hotel, Palace Hotel, Mission Inn, Angel by The Sea, Peter Shields, Hotel Macomber, Marquis de Lafayette.

COLUMBIA AVENUE Columbia House, Sun Bank, Dr. Gorny, Victorian Abstract, MP Myers, Cape May Day Spa, Twin Gables, Henry Sawyer B&B, Linda Lee, Brass Bed Inn, Mason Cottage, Mainstay Inn, Delsea B&B, White Dove Cottage, Manse B&B, Merion Inn, Cliveden Inn, Pharo’s B&B, Summer Cottage, John F. Craig House, Majestic Star.

GURNEY/OCEAN/STOCKTON Avalon Coffee, Cape May Beach & Kite, John Welsey Inn, Louie’s Pizza, Beach Massage, Inn of Cape May, Beauclair’s, Queen Victoria, Fairthorne, Cheeks, Cape May Library, Whiskers, Freda’s Café, Victorian Lace, Camelot Hotel, Bedford Inn, Chalfonte Hotel.

EAST CAPE MAY Nature Center, Model Cleaners, Model Laundromat, Wawa, Coastline Realty, Cape Bookkeeping, Shear Sunsations, Rizzo Chiropractic, C-View Inn,

Century 21 Gilmartin.WEST CAPE MAY VFW, Godmother’s, Cape May Bakers, Higher Grounds, Tea By The Sea, Cape May Linen Outlet, Flying Fish Studio, CVS, Albert Stevens Inn, Weddings by the Sea, Kate’s Flower Shop, Seaside Cheese Company, Ocean Crest Printing, Kasey’s Kanines, Cape Fitness, Dr. Goldstein Dentist, Cheeks, Artizan Salon & Spa, Westside Market, Cape Island Home and Garden, Bella Vida Cafe, Flanegan’s Framing, Seven Eleven, Homestead Real Estate.

SUNSET BOULEVARDVanthia’s, Bird House of Cape May, Butterfly Tea Room, Cape May Wicker, The Exit Zero Store and Gallery, Accent on Beauty, Cape Winds Florist, Cape May Bird Observatory, Cape May Point Post Office, Sunset Beach Gift Shop.

ROUTE 109 South Jersey Marina, Lobster House, Tony’s Marine Supply, Sea Gear Marine, Captain’s Cove, Cape May Whale Watcher, Lucky Bones, Tony’s Pizza, Cape May Antique Center.

NORTH CAPE MAY Laundromat, Heart to Heart Flowers, Le Gates, Harpoon Henry’s, Mr. J’s Music Shop, Cape May–Lewes Ferry, Gorman’s, Hair Cuttery, Italian Affair, Cape May Veterinary.

OFF THE ISLAND The Canyon Club, Harbor View Restaurant, Axelsson’s Blue Claw, Cape Liquors, Moose Lodge, Old Grange, Historic Cold Spring Village, Hawk Haven Vineyards.

VILLAS Lower Township Construction, Lower Township Municipal, Apex Realty, Curl Up and Dye, Fish and Fancy, Villas Liquor, Snippers Salon, Jake’s Bar and Grill, Kiddie Closet, Cape Savings Bank, Cowhen’s Ink Emporium, El Portal Mexican Restaurant, Wawa, Wing It, Bella Mangiata.

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