f in exams: the very best totally wrong test answers

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By Richard Benson -- "F" stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.

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CHEMISTRY

The burning of fossil fuels that contain carbon produces a gas called carbon dioxide. Draw a dot-and-cross diagram to represent carbon dioxide.

F in Exams

What is the lowest-frequency noise that a human can register?

What is the highest-frequency noise that a human can register?

PHYSICS

Give a reason why people would want to live near power lines.

Give three ways to reduce heat loss in your home. 1. 2. 3.

F in Exams

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F in Exams

What was the main industry in Persia?

The race of people known as Malays come from which country?