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Fiends ARE dangerous

Sigil's Independent Global Information Service

Third Week of Regula

Stop Press

Obituaries

WORK ON BOTH ENDS ofthe Xaositect "spoke" hasslowed to almost a standstilltoday, with a major disputearising amongst workers on theproject.The heart of the matter

appears to be whether or not thespoke should be painted as it isbeing constructed, or whether itshould be completed first andthen painted. The Xaosmenseem almost evenly divided ont h e i s s u e , a n d wh i l s t

deliberations proceed thestructure isn't getting anyhigher.Near the Great Foundry

today, three people were killedwhen an inadequately fastenedsteel beam broke away fromnear the top of the "spoke" andcrashed to the ground. Theirbodies remain pinned under thebeam whilst the Xaositectssquabble over when the"spoke" should be painted.

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Xaositect SurpriseMarks New Cycle Blood War Culler

Killed in OutlandsMephit Returns Remains

THE ASHEN REMAINS ofculler Daaras Intwood werereturned to his family from theOutlands yesterday afterIntwood was lost following aBaatezu led incursion into TirNa Og. Intwood was bestknown for his insightful anddetailed reports on the events ofthe Blood War which hecovered over the past 70 years.Intwood has been roundlypraised by many bloods in Sigil,including several Factols, forhis ability to reveal the dark onthe Blood War and for hiscourage tracking fiendishactivities into deadly lowerplanes such as the Grey Waste,Carceri, Gehenna and theAbyss.Intwood was killed in the

midst of gathering the latestchant on the Baatorian/Riganinvasion into the Outlands andhis final missives to SIGISindicated that he was on theverge of discovering theunderlying purpose of theBaatezu-led force. Daaras

Intwood's younger sisterMaija, a scribe in the Fraternityof Order, told a group of wellwishers that her brother died inthe noble act of researching oneof the great secrets of theMultiverse - the truth behindthe BloodWar."My brother dedicated, and

ultimately sacrificed, his lifepursuing the nature of theconflict that has defined thelower planes for aeons," saidMaija Intwood. "The people ofSigil have benefited greatlyfrom his years of service. Donot mourn for my brother, forhe has surely joined with hisbeloved Oghma in the House ofKnowledge."Speaking with Maija after the

announcement, SIGIS learnedthat Daaras Intwood's remainshad returned under somewhatominous circumstances.Yesterday, shortly before

peak, Maija Intwood said shewas visited by a Dust Mephitcarrying a silver urn. "When Iopened the urn I found a pile of

ashes and my brother's symbolof Oghma," said MaijaIntwood. "I knew immediatelyhe was lost. The mephit startedspeaking to me telling me hisobnoxious, pompous name'Gauntwing the something orother' but I was so upset I couldbarely grasp what he wassaying. From my readings, Iknew the mephit was a threatfrom the Lower Planes but Ihave no idea why it was sent tome or from whom. My brothermade a lot of enemies on bothsides of the Blood War simplyby reporting the truth. I suspectsome fiend recognised him anddecided to put him in the deadbook."A wake will be held two days

hence for family, friends andfans of Daaras Intwood at theCivic Festhall at three afterpeak. Daaras Intwood will bes o r e l y m i s s e d b y h i scompanions and colleagues atSIGIS who have benefited fromhis wit, charm, courage and

insight for many years. (sk)

NewsChant

CreativeAcquisitionsUnlimited

CREATIVEACQUISITIONSUNLIMITEDcurrently has a large surplus of weaponry.

We have short swords, long swords, maces andother devices of destruction, all marked belowGreat Forge prices. We stock a multitude ofstyles fromMiddle Prime to the depth of theLower Planes for very little jink. We have short

swords of all sizes, maces of various weights, andlong swords a-plenty.

Just take the CoppermanWay-Castlesight traderoute, head Spireward though the old tunnels

and it's the first kip on the right.(cdb)

Poetry

Anarchist's Delightby Phill Howard

Without truth, without meaning,Without struggle, without screaming,Submission to the InstitutionHomogeneous solutionThey're all against you!They're eating your soul!They're shoving you downA bottomless hole.

NO!

Fight back! Fight back!Surprise them and attack!Tear down their nonexistent rulesShow the high-ups they're all foolsDon't give in to subjugation.Free the oppressed of every nation!Start it fast or start it slowRevolution is the key, you know.The Factols want your loyaltyTo the Abyss with them! Join with me!Together as brothers we'll push 'em back

The Death of a Sensateby Ruin deKaye

Can you hear it? Listen gently,As it whispers so intently,

Murmuring of darkened lore.

Do you see it? Watch it closely,As it tiptoes so precisely

And moves to close and bar the door.

Can you touch it? Feel its texture,As it pours the acid mixture,

A toast to you, and so much more.

Do you taste it? Drink it down,A bitter draught, without a frown,

As it burns you to the core.

Can you smell it? Vile decay,As Death's fingers gently play,Upon the rudder to Styx's shore.

CrossTrader

THE DISPUTE AMONGSTthe Xaositects about thepainting of their "spoke"project has erupted into openviolence. Harmonium patrolsare working overtime tonight totry and subdue literallyhundreds of brawlers aroundboth construction sites. In themeantime, the RevolutionaryL e a g u e h a s c l a i m e dresponsibility for starting the

dispute in an anonymous note.As the brawls continue, theconstruction work remains at astandstill, while beams andgirders from the Great Foundryare starting to pile up.Nervous berks around Sigil arebeginning to wonder how muchlonger this debacle will remainfree of the Lady's directattention...

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Xaositect SurpriseMarks New Cycle

Magnum Opus’ MusÉe Arcane

Exhibits from all over the Planes! Ancient secrets revealed!

Museum of planar archeology

Of course, I cannot prove a word...