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Firing On All Synapses

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Please enjoy this collection of semi-useful, sometimes interesting, even humorous factoids about a variety of different topics from the world we live in. This is intended to inform, entertain and showcase some of my presentation design abilities.

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Firing On All Synapses

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Nourishment For Your Brain Please  enjoy  this  collec/on  of  

semi-­‐useful,  some/mes  interes/ng,  even  humorous  factoids  about  a  variety  of  different  topics  from  the  

world  we  live  in.      

Content and slide design by Al Bonner.

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A  gold  fish  has  a  memory  span  of  about  3  seconds.  

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A  gold  fish  cracker  runs    slightly  higher  at  5  seconds.    

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A  pregnant  goldfish  is  called  a  twit.    

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The  weight  of  China’s  3-­‐Gorges  Reservoir,  will  /lt  the  earth’s  axis  by  nearly  an  inch.      

Heavy  Water!  

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2  Billion  gallons  of  water  used  every  day  for  golf  course  irriga/on  in  the  U.S.      

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3.7  Miles      

Women  in  developing  

countries  walk  an  average  of  3.7  

miles  a  day  to  get  water.  

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If  you  fill  a  clear  plas/c  water  boQle  with  creek  water,  

standpipe  or  puddle  water  and  place  it  on  a  piece  of  

reflec/ve  metal,  in  full  sun  for  6  hours,  the  UVA  radia/on  will  kill  viruses,  parasites  and  bacteria  in  the  water  and  make  it  safe  to  drink.      

Safe  Water!  

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Hangover  Cure?    

Coconut  water  is  known  to  cure  a  hangover  and  contains  the  same  five  electrolytes  as  

human  blood.    

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The  number  of  Mexican  Drug  Cartel  inflicted  deaths  since  2006.    

16,140!

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200,000                    people/yr.  visit  the  Larraine  Motel,  site    of  Dr.  Mar/n  Luther  

King  Jr.’s  assassina/on.    

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Every  day,  an  average  of  12  newborns  are  given  to  the  wrong  parents.    

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One-­‐fi`h  of  Americans  complain  about  sleeping  problems.      

56  million  prescrip/ons  for  sleeping  pills  were  wriQen            in  2008.      

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Armadillos  get  an  average  of  18.5  hours  of  sleep  per  day.  

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Fireflies do not bite, do not have pincers, do not carry diseases and have a life span of two months.  

Fireflies are nocturnal luminous insects of the beetle family Lampyridae.

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Honeybees have to make about ten

million trips to collect enough nectar for production of one pound of honey.

Enjoy your slave-honey.

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The  Praying  Man/s  is  the  only  insect  that  can  turn  its  head.    

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Approximately 2,000 silkworm cocoons are needed to produce one pound of silk.

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If you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear…

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What  do  you  do  with  their  

“wild”  cousins?  

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A  wild  pig    popula/on  can  double  in  just  four  months.  

4  Million  Pigs      Over  40  states  

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500,000      

Average  number  of  Chia  Pets  sold  each  year  .      

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Music  Milestones      

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U2  360  Tour  Stats  

Shows:  44    Sellouts:  44    

Gross:  $311,637,730    AQendance:  3,071,290    Ave.  Gross:  $7,082,676    Ave.  AQendance:  69,802    

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hat's  the  best  I  can  do.      

S/ll  relevant,  s/ll  producing  hits,      s/ll  selling  out.  

Not  bad  for  a  bunch  of  old-­‐guys.  

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An  Ostrich's  eye  is  bigger  than  its  brain.    

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An Elephant’s eye is much smaller

than it’s brain and weighs an

average of 9 lbs.

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The  very  first  bomb  dropped  by  the  Allies  on  Berlin  during  World  War  II,  killed  the  only  

elephant  in  the  Berlin  Zoo.    

R.I.P.    

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An  Ostrich  Never  Laughs.    

Even  when  it  sees  another  Ostrich  with  a  piece  of  grass  hanging  out  of  it’s  mouth.  

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In the category of “it’s not

Rocket Science...”

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The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch per

year. Engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the

books in the building.  

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In May 2008, engineers announced that the Tower had been stabilized,

and had stopped moving for the first time in its history.

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The average person will eat about 35,000

cookies in their lifetime.

If a person lives to be 75 years old, that’s 1.2 cookies a day.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg plant?

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Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

The average person will never eat eggplant.  

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Apps

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Apple receives 15,000 new App submissions per week.

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95% of those Apps are approved.

Reasons Why 5% are rejected? 1. Doesn’t function as advertised.

2. Uses private API’s. 3. The App crashes.

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Zero  

The  number  of  people  that  have  been  diagnosed  with  brain  tumors  as  a  result  of  excessive  cell  phone  use?    

A  published  report  in  the  Interna/onal  Journal  of  Epidemiology  (May  17,  2010)  was  inconclusive.  

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The U.S. ranks 20th in the world in broadband penetration.

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Bermuda ranks #1 Yes! Bermuda

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3.8 cans are consumed every second, of every day.

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Who’s  ea/ng  all  the  SPAM?    

Hawaii  is  the  number  one  SPAM  consuming  state.    

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In  every  episode  of  "Seinfeld"  there  is  a  Superman  somewhere.    

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A  quarter  has  119  grooves  on  its  edge.  

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Snails are considered to be one of the slowest creatures on earth.

Garden snails are the fastest. They can move about 55 yards per hour

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1 out of 8 couples married in the U.S. last year met online.

According to U.S. News & World Report, there were more than 40 million unique visits to dating sites last year. -- that's about half the number of single adults in the U.S.

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THE END

Content and slide design by Al Bonner.

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