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    elisaveta12@yahoo.com

    Florentins Laws are neitherMurphys

    (pessimistic) LawsnorPeters (optimistic) Laws,

    but partially pessimistic, partially optimistic,

    while another part is indeterminate

    (as in neutrosophic logic).

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    Being paradoxist in nature, Florentins

    Laws are especially deviations, modifications,generalizations, contra-sayings, parodies, or

    mixtures of the previous Murphy-Peter laws.

    And also of aphorisms, proverbs, knowncitations, clichs, scientific results (from

    physics, mathematics, philosophy, ...), etc.

    Alternatively, collations of opposite ideasgathered from folklore, from ads, from

    literature, from familiar speech.

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    For example, Murphys law

    Anything that can go wrong will go

    wrongwhich in Peters law is stated as:

    If anything can go wrong, Fix It!

    becomes in Florentins law, through

    deviation:

    If anything can go wrong, pass it on to

    someone else!

    in a Machiavelli way, as a mixture ofpessimism / optimism and laugh!

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    elisaveta12@yahoo.com

    20 martie 2011

    Being paradoxist in nature, Florentins Laws

    are especially deviations, modifications,

    generalizations, contra-sayings, parodies, ormixtures of the previous Murphy-Peter laws.

    And also of aphorisms, proverbs, known

    citations, clichs, scientific results (from

    physics, mathematics, philosophy, ...), etc.

    Alternatively, collations of opposite ideas -

    gathered from folklore, from ads, from literature,

    from familiar speech.

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    Florentins Laws

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    When your team

    wins, it is thanks

    to you.If the team looses,

    it is because of

    others.

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    Get a reason to award your friends,

    and a pretext to punish your enemies.

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    Even good things

    have negative side

    effects. Moreover,

    negative thingshave positive

    side effects.

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    Dont play by others

    rules. Build your

    own rules that allow

    you to win. If you

    still dont win, prove

    the game is useless.10

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    If hes

    better

    than

    you,

    denyhim.

    If hes

    worsethan

    you,

    praise

    him. 11

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    If you can't beat them,beat others.

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    If bad actions are in your favor, make

    them look good.

    If good actions disadvantage you,

    undermine them.

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    Elect the boss who is

    worse than you are,

    so you can manipulatehim..

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    As a commander,dont appoint as

    second in line one

    who is smarter

    than you are.

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    If things go from bad to worse, they dont

    belong to you.

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    If it matters against you, make as it

    doesnt matter.

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    If it's not

    worth

    doing, letothers do

    it.

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    Oh, God, protect me from my

    friends, because from my

    enemies I protect myself!

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    We are unhappy

    because we alwayswant what we dont

    have and to be

    where we are not.

    Moreover, we are

    happy when we

    dont ask for anythin

    so live an

    amorphous life!

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    If you classify the last, switch the order.

    If youre somehow in the middle, invent a

    new world order that sets you in the front.

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    Interpret the worst thing positively, and

    the good things negatively.

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    Failure is good - it brings you

    experience. Success can make

    you lazy and arrogant.

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    The less people

    understand a theory,

    the smarter they

    believe it is. So,

    make easy

    things complicated!

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    The more you work, the more work youhave. And the less you work, the less

    work you have.

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    If youre always wrong, re-define the

    notion of wrongness. If youre always

    right, forget about!

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    Dont visit sites that slander you, neither

    those that flatter you. Erase them

    from your memory.

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    Dont run when you can walk! {Festina

    lente.} Let others struggle!

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    The faster yougo, the more

    energy you

    consume and

    earlier youdie so slow

    down!

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    Its easier to challenge, than to be

    challenged.{The best defense is the attack, says a

    soccer proverb.}

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    When forced

    to compromise,

    dont hesitate

    to comprise the

    compromiser.

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    Interpret the defeat as a victory, even if

    no body might believe it. Pay attention tothe victory, it might be deceptive

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    Dont doubt when in doubt. Dont be

    sure when youre sure.

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    If you have no

    choice, still

    choose!When given two

    choices,

    take three!

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    Bless your enemies,they ambition you.

    Blame your friends,

    they idle you.. 35

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    From the book: If Everything Can Go Wron g, Pass It

    On to Someone Else (Florentins Laws), by F.

    Smarandache, 1990,

    http ://fs gal lup unm edu/Florent ins Laws pdf

    The End

    http://fs.gallup.unm.edu/FlorentinsLaws.pdfhttp://fs.gallup.unm.edu/FlorentinsLaws.pdf