fml christmas book 2012-1

8/12/2019 FML Christmas Book 2012-1

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Once upon a time, you know where this is going.

For three years now, some of the Internets most talented illustrators havebeen creating their visual interpretation of FML stories. Weve received fe-male artists, male artists, Americans, Brits, French, Canadians, Australians,hosted anecdotal humor, morbid humor, cynical humor, ironic humor, andparodic humor. Now, all of these cosmopolite creations and creators areunited together thanks to the spirit of experiencing day-to-day crap.

Merry FML Christmas dear all, this is our gift to you.

Front cover by Jesse Nylund/ Back cover by Benjamin Forsell/ Book design by Alice Amiel
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3/22

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container.Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

Dustin Reese

http://www.plusonecomic.com/
http://www.plusonecomic.com/http://www.plusonecomic.com/http://www.plusonecomic.com/


4/22

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I waswearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my

breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling atme, so I smiled back and as started to walk over,I turned down my music while smiling.It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

Benjamin Forsell

http://benjaminforsell.deviantart.com/
http://benjaminforsell.deviantart.com/http://benjaminforsell.deviantart.com/http://benjaminforsell.deviantart.com/


5/22

Today, I was late to work because the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work because thetrain in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work because the swat teamshut the entire metro station down. Even the interns think Im making this up. FML

Aviv Itzcovitz

http://www.iaviv.com/stupidsnake/
http://www.iaviv.com/stupidsnake/http://www.iaviv.com/stupidsnake/http://www.iaviv.com/stupidsnake/


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7/22

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I wasdoing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway thoughour conversation she said: Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks Im talking to her. FML

Ryan Hudson

http://www.channelate.com/
http://www.channelate.com/http://www.channelate.com/http://www.channelate.com/


8/22

Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned thelight on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML

Sye Watts

http://syeonline.com/
http://syeonline.com/http://syeonline.com/http://syeonline.com/


9/22

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

Sow Ay

http://sow-ay.blogspot.fr/
http://sow-ay.blogspot.fr/http://sow-ay.blogspot.fr/http://sow-ay.blogspot.fr/


10/22

Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave himwas a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML

Marcel Guldemondhttp://www.marcelguldemond.com/
http://www.marcelguldemond.com/http://www.marcelguldemond.com/http://www.marcelguldemond.com/


11/22

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctorand I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus,he said in a cartoonish voice, Oh, its so squishy up here. The doctor turned me into a sockpuppet. FML

Gemma Correll

http://gemmacorrell.com/
http://gemmacorrell.com/http://gemmacorrell.com/http://gemmacorrell.com/


12/22

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I wasstanding next to my husband in front of all ofour guests, I was rocking on my heels because Iwas nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward.My husband didnt come to help me up. He justsaid at the top of his lungs, FAIL! FML

Jesse Nylund

http://completelyseriouscomics.com/
http://completelyseriouscomics.com/http://completelyseriouscomics.com/http://completelyseriouscomics.com/


13/22

Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the sametime. I didnt know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

Justin Westover

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/http://www.mrlovenstein.com/http://www.mrlovenstein.com/


14/22

Today, my daughter was still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, Havea nice day she screamed at me, DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! FML

Ben Dessy

http://macadamvalley.com/
http://macadamvalley.com/http://macadamvalley.com/http://macadamvalley.com/


15/22

Today, I held the door open for an old man in a motorized wheelchair. He missed the door, hit myfoot, and called me an asshole for getting in his way. FML

Ryan Pagelow

http://www.bunicomic.com/
http://www.bunicomic.com/http://www.bunicomic.com/http://www.bunicomic.com/


16/22

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing mylaptop. FML

Jul

http://www.forzapedro.com/
http://www.forzapedro.com/http://www.forzapedro.com/http://www.forzapedro.com/


17/22

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curiousas to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardlybreathe as he told me, Honey youre on your phone talking to me. FML

Marine

http://marine-illus.blogspot.fr/
http://marine-illus.blogspot.fr/http://marine-illus.blogspot.fr/http://marine-illus.blogspot.fr/


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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away aused condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML

Yllya

http://oneyearchallenge.tumblr.com/
http://oneyearchallenge.tumblr.com/http://oneyearchallenge.tumblr.com/http://oneyearchallenge.tumblr.com/


20/22

Today, its my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles album from my wife. Awesomeright? Its the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, usingmy credit card. FML

Jeff Beckman

http://ultimancomic.com/
http://ultimancomic.com/http://ultimancomic.com/http://ultimancomic.com/


21/22

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate at-tempt to say something back, I said, Thanks, I like your shoelaces. FML

John Kleckner

http://www.hejibits.com/
http://www.hejibits.com/http://www.hejibits.com/http://www.hejibits.com/http://www.hejibits.com/


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