Funjet Vacations 500 Club Trip

Iberostar Paraiso MayaMay 18 to 21 2005

For the best Travel Agents from

Detroit ChicagoAnd one more place……..

Wait it will come to me ….

CLEVELANDit was an after thought …Oh Yea …….

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* Xtra Fun

* Xtra sure that there are NO images of naked travel agents used in this show

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RTJKJ*

* Ray, Tom, Jennifer, Kim & Jacki

seal of approval

The rooms and the grounds were beautiful

Before we went out the first night, Tom gave a little speech about how we should behave.

Some of the agents thought Tom was a little boring

Then we were told that for the first night dress would be “Island Casual”

But some of us dressed a little more casual than the others

Funjet didn’t want to put up with any crap from the people.

If you acted up, they wanted to discipline you RIGHT AWAY!

The ones that they thought they could rehabilitate were forced to “Sweat Out” their bad habits

Those agents that Ray and Tom and Kim felt could not be rehabilitated were just carted away

Dinner at the Eldorado was amazing

Even THE DONALD and his crew showed up for dinner

You can sure see why George is such

a “Chick Magnet”

During the day, most people just hung around the pool

They relaxed, they ate, they talked

Funjet tried to think of everything

They wanted ALL the agents to have a great time

They even hired some “Ladies of the Afternoon” to entertain some of the agents

Ray gave a great speech about how we all needed to work together. We needed

to act like one big happy family

A lot of us thought it was a great idea and tried to practice our new lifestyle.

But some agents will never learn to get along. When Ray wasn’t looking they went at it

Others decided they just needed to get the hell out of there, so they put on disguises and stole a car.

And still others decided they would just play with their balls till they got dizzy

An all this under the watchful eye of the dreaded

CHIP NATZI

We got to spend a some relaxing time out on a snorkel boat.

Then, Jennifer and Tom While working UNDERCOVER

Overheard one of the Chicago agents mention how he was giving a lot of his international business to APPLE

“Let’s get him” Jennifer and Tom yelled

They formed a quick group of “Funjet’s Angels” and soon he was surrounded

(I never did see that agent again….maybe it was because there were so many agents and I just missed him, maybe it was because we were way out on the water, and Jennifer and Tom didn’t think he would ever be missed.

Back at the hotel, we all cleaned up and got ready for a great dinner

Even the Samari

Chef got a “Heart On” for all the

good looking diners

But it is late at night that I like best

People get a little dressed up

They have a few cocktails

They put in their earrings

Then they put on their dancing shoes…and off we go

This is the time of night that the real bonding is done.

This is where the agents and the staff learn a lot about each others personal lives.

For instance, most of you know that Ray has two beautiful daughters

But how many knew that Ray came to this trip with his illegitimate 14 year old son?

(We were told that as soon as he starts shaving, he is going to have his unibrow fixed)

This is also where the staff gets “Real Close” with the agents

And everybody just “Kicks Back” and has a good time

Some of the agents kicked back and relaxed a little more than others at the disco

Maybe Carol was just resting up for the rest of

the evening!

As the evening got even later, someone noticed that we had one of the American Idol stars in the crowd.

And he had his back-up singers and dancers

with him too!

I know that Funjet wants all the agents to have fun on these trips

But I also know that they would like us to learn something while we are having fun

I hate to admit it, but I did learn some valuable information from the Funjet sales team.

I learned that it isn’t the Donald's money that attracts the HOT CHICKS

IT’S THE HAIR

The day after a big night is usually spent relaxing at the pool

We even got a chance to see some of the professional bathing suit models at the pool

On the last night, they made us all dress up alike

They even made the junket reps stand next to each

other all night!

Because all the agents were dressed alike, some of them needed a way to show some individuality

Others chose to live out their life long fantasy

(Jims fantasy was to be a sandwich between 2 beautiful girls)

(Jacki’s fantasy was to get into Rene’s pants)

And Art learned another valuable lesson

It ISN’T the hair that attracts the “HOT CHICKS”

It MUST be the personality

Cute butt…huh

I had a wonderful time and I learned the answers to most of my questions.

I just have one more question for Ray

Where the hell do I cash this thing?

I just want to announce that NO TRAVEL AGENTS were hurt during the making of

this slide show.

Well, except for maybe one or two

This slide show is a work of fiction.  Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously.  Any resemblance to actual hard

working travel professionals, living or dead, events or locales is entirely coincidental.

This entire slide show was shot on location in Mexico

A strict WHAT HAPPENS IN MEXICO STAYS IN MEXICO rule was in effect the entire stay

We look forward to the 500 club trip all year long

We had so much fun that we decided to try and sell another 500, 1000, 1500, 2000 passengers

again this year.Funjet, Thanks for Every Thing!Art & Peg Nittskoff

Gamble America