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Stefan Pölt, FRA IN/P 1 Nothing can stop automation

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Stefan Pölt, FRA IN/P

1Nothing can stop automation

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2 Computer tools make work easier

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3 Don‘t chase the cheapest product

Your trial period is overPlease register now

OK

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4 Don‘t set too ambitious deadlines

Deadline is deadline !

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5A nice GUI often hides a lack of functionality

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6Always listen to the market

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7 You can‘t hide any bug from users

It‘s no use whistling – I can see the bubbles coming

out of your bottom.

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8Users don‘t like bugs

Accessdenied

O.k., and now you‘ll doexactly what I‘m telling you !

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9Simulation expertice helps

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10 Not every presentation is successful

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11Web-ability is a must

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12 What suits one customermight not suit the next

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13Look for efficient solutions

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14Support different situationsby specific tools

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15Build in a help function

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16On-line help can be useful

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17Forecasting and optimization are complex

Come on! It can‘t go

wrong every time...

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18Select significant attributes for your forecaster

Which oneIs mine?

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19Maths is not everything

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20Use check-lists for testing

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