funny english mistakes from around the world by innocentenglish.com
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Funny English Mistakes From Around the World
by InnocentEnglish.com
River highway sign:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
A flush button in subway toilet:You lady will push this button before leaving.
Signs on trash cans in an amusement park:
PLEASE WASTE!
Private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
Babysitting ad by college students: "Please call us! We will provide you with any emergency."
In a zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In an airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Outside a tailor shop: Ladies have fits upstairs.
In an advertisement by a dentist:Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
On cash register:
Sorry. We can not change.
Sign in a cafeteria:
Please keep chair on position
and keep table cleaned after dying.
Special today No ice cream.
“Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses."
In a restaurant:
We serve people like you as good food!
It will take about 1 minute
to fix a hot drink.
Please wail.
Sign in restaurant:
Our great food will never
leave you!
A sign at a small health clinic:
IF YOU SEE A WOMAN LABORING, GO TO A HOSPITAL
RIGHT AWAY!
From the instructions on an action figure toy: BEWARE OF BEING SWALLOWED BY CHILD, DUE TO SMALL PARTS!
Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab: PLEASE FASTEN SEATBELT TO PREPARE FOR CRASH.
Sign in a Paris hotel:
PLEASE LEAVE
YOUR VALUES
AT THE FRONT DESK
On a yellow caution sign: CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER.
A sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED
NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN AT THE BAR.
Actually said:
My mother is an inferior decorator.
On talk show:
Julia Roberts' mouth is bigger than most Hollywood actresses.
On a blog:
Last night friends visited and
we served a nice pig dinner.
It is important to me to prevent my children from not smoking.
In a recipe:
Next, put the cabbages in salt water.
Then sit in the sink until the morning.
Actually said:
My sister exploded in the microwave with a potato!