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<ul><li> 1. Home Funny Shayari Love Shayari Romantic Shayari Sad Shayari Festival Shayari Funny Shayari !!..Funny Love Story..!! Select Language TranslateTranslate Love Shayari, Sad ShayariLove Shayari, Sad Shayari Do you need professional PDFs? Try PDFmyURL! </li> <li> 2. One man wrote to his wife .. Salary Begum found for this month,, 100 Kiss I'm sending money instead!! I LOVE YOU ..... 's Wife's letter came a few days .. Received your letter, Salary 100 Kiss instead met! 16 Kiss vegetable given to 29 Kiss the school principal gave Milk did not agree with the 7 Kiss 12 Kiss it had to! If the landlord did not agree with the KISS With Kiss had to hug him ... Easy month has passed. Don't worry I Love You 2....!! Chuhe Ko Billi Lagi Gori, Dono Milne Lage Chori-Chori, Chuha Bola Oh Gori Aa Khele Ankh Micholi. Billi Chuhe Ko Maar Ke Kha Gayi. Or Boli. "I HATE LOVE STORY" 119 Search Searching Here..Searching Here.. 2013 (6) Blog ArchiveBlog Archive Special SMS For Latest FestivalSpecial SMS For Latest Festival Do you need professional PDFs? Try PDFmyURL! </li> <li> 3. Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udaas Betha Tha. Dost Aaya Pepsi Pi Kar Bola- Kyu Udaas Hain? Aadmi- Aaj To Din Hi Kharab Hain, Subah Biwi Se Jhagada Ho Gaya, Raste Me Car Kharab, Office Me Bhi Late, Boss Ne Naukari Se Nikaal Diya, Ab Suicide Ke Liye Pepsi Me Zehar Milaya Tha. Wo Bhi Tu Pi Gaya... Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar, Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,, Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza. Hum Ghabra Ke Bole Aunty Bachoo. Ko Polio Ki Dawa Pilwalo..!! Do you need professional PDFs? Try PDFmyURL! </li> <li> 4. Ek Pandit Ommlette bana raha tha. Usne Jaise hi Anda foda to Anda Khali Nikala. Pandit Hairan Hokar Bola- "Sala Ghor Kalyug, Ab to Murgi bhi "ABORTION" Karwane lag gayi.. Ek Aadmi Ne God se bola : Tune Muje bachpan diya chhin liya, Paisa diya wapas le liya, Ab ye Biwi di he to de kar bhul gaya kya.! Do you need professional PDFs? Try PDFmyURL! </li> <li> 5. Facebook Ki Leela Sab Par Padi Bhaari Hai, 61 Saal Ki Budhiya Bhi Yahan Kunwaari Hai,, Chacha Ki Bhi Kismat Badal Jaati Hai. 18 Saal Ki Chachi Yahan Mil Jaati Hai.. Ladke Yahan Ladkiyan Ban Jaate Hain, Nakali Id Se Aatank Machaate Hai,, Kuchh Toh Itne Paagal Ho Jaate Hai. Din Raat "ADD ME" .."ADD ME" Chillaate Hai..!! Santa Ne Radio On KIya Par, Radio Nahi Chala. Santa Ne , Radio Ko Khol Kar Dekha Uske,, Ander Ek Chuha Mara Huwa. Tha Usne Sucha Ke Radio Me . Gane Wala Hi Mar Gaya Hai..!! Do you need professional PDFs? Try PDFmyURL! </li> <li> 6. . ? .. : - ? : - . - ? - . - ? - . - ? - . - ? - . - 6 8 ? - . - ? - ..!! Do you need professional PDFs? Try PDFmyURL! </li> <li> 7. Pappu Pinki Ko Pasand Karta Hai, Aur Pinki Pappu K Bhai Ko, . Lekin Pappu K Bhai Ko Pinki Ki . Behan Achi Lagti Hai . 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