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  • 7/28/2019 Game Boys Issue 1

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    i, Blake Martin, ofsound mind and body,

    leave this will andtestament. with a friend

    like ricky, i update my will every semester.

    trust me, you would

    too.

    feet dontfail me now.

    please.

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    that morning...

    welcome to everyonesnightmare: high shool.

    and high school comeswith a cast everyone

    remembers.

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    whats up,runt?

    so, the word on the streetis you wont be out for footballthis year. smart choice. i mean,

    protecting one martin is hardenough, but two?

    we might not be ableto keep the other team

    from knocking yourblock off.

    it takes so much

    energy keeping thosesoccer losers fromtouching you, with their

    stupid initiation, youwouldnt want us

    tired for the gamewould you?

    well, well, thechunky monkey himself.

    youre not thinking aboutsigning up for tryouts,

    are ya?

    please, i sodont need to roll

    around in the grass withother guys just to get the

    ladies. they flock to menaturally.

    really?

    ladies?

    knockhis

    blockoff?

    what isthis, youre

    a goodstudent,charliebrown?

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    forgetthem.

    LOOK FORWARDTO

    NOT SEEING YOUOUT THERE.

    GO AHEAD ANDLAUGH. SOMEDAY YOURE

    GONNA NEED ME, AND IM NOT GONNA HELP!

    ladies, you have ourpermission to leave us and have a great night

    out with bRAVO NERE!

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    after classlook, im telling you,

    everyone online said thesame thing, the secretentrance is behind the

    waterfall.dude, weve

    looked backthere a dozen

    times. the thingdoesnt exist!

    i dont know if colinsgonna agree. mom and dad

    left him in charge andthey said no.

    oh come on, yourbig bro is cool, hell letus. besides what are we

    gonna do, wreck thehouse? all we do is play

    video games.

    true.

    come on, letssee if anyone signed

    up for tutoring.

    i cant believe youtalked me into signing

    up for that. no one eversigns up, they allthink Im a joke.

    but well check againtonight, i mean after the wild,

    crazy party of course.

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    i dontbelieve it.somebody signed up.

    not just somebody,miss jessica jensen ,

    herself. the hottestgirl in class and thecrush of one blake

    martin. hey, maybe shes

    finally coming around tothe darkside,my friend.

    no, i didnt.but wouldnt it

    make it so mucheasier if i did?

    youdidnt. no. she

    probably thinks Im a

    freak.

    how wouldshe know? Ihavent told anyone but

    you.

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    i was wondering iftonight around 7:30 would

    be okay for me to stop by?

    jessica, hey,hows it going?

    uh, yeah,

    sure.that would

    be great.

    do-do youwant to catch a movie?

    i need help inbiology. my grade is slipping

    and after getting yelled at by my parents, i decided to come to

    the smartest kid i know. you .oh, yeah, sure.

    no, 7:30 is fine. do youknow where i live?

    whatfor?

    uh, oh, yeah,

    definitely.

    great!maybe ill

    see you outthere, someof the girls

    are gonna bewatching.

    youre thebrother of

    the town hero. everyone

    knows where you guys live.

    hey, are yougoing to try

    out this year?

    for football!like your brother.

    hi... blake.

    ha hano, silly, forthe tutoring

    program.i signed up.

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    well, illtry to put on

    a good show.

    dude , what were you thinking? trying out

    for football? theyregonna kill you out

    there!

    it just cameout... i wasnt even

    thinking!

    well, heres something else to think about: you

    try out, and i think weregonna lose our protection against the terrible trio

    over there.

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    all rightmen, we are

    going tostate this

    year.

    but to dothat, i need

    runners!

    the cannoncant be throwinevery play, which

    means i need someonewith lightning feet

    who can avoid

    a tackleso, with the

    help of some of thelinemen, were runnin

    evade and capture!

    time to seperatethe men from the

    wusses!

    why do i getthe feeling

    that wont behard?

    enter my brother, colin the cannon.

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    welcome tothe grinder.

    youre deadmeat, martin.

    this isgonnahurt.

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    im planting you in the gridiron

    graveyard!

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    sorry, littleman, nothing

    personal.its just

    business .

    ouch.

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    bro, you

    okay? do istill have

    legs?

    just relax for a while. you dont

    have to keep going.ill talk to the

    guys.

    yes,theyre

    stillthere.

    band-aids $3sling $9

    a big bro whosgot your back...

    priceless.

    didshe

    see?oh, i think

    eveyone saw youget your manhood

    handed to you.

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    come on, the soccerboys have the field.

    and youve got to getready for tonight.

    seems youre a little out of your league.

    hes nevergonna live

    down winningthat little icecream eating

    contest.

    a bucketof extra

    crispy doesnt

    count,chunky monkey.

    id watch yourself,soccer-tots. my man

    may have an off day, butkeep your distance.hes a caged animal.

    ive seen him rip achicken in half .

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    you know, without yourehelmet buddies watching

    your back, im thinking nows a good time to put both of you

    through initiation.

    sends a messageif we take care of

    the most famouslittle brother and

    his friend.

    oh, ithink we

    can think ofsomething.

    ricky, run.

    i think thisis about where you came in.

    but i thinkwere gonna

    have to changeit up a bit.

    fellas?

    h a r har

    h a r

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    we got a serious jamon our hands

    this time! we?! what do youmean, we? you were

    the one getting them all fired up!

    oh, sure,

    blame it on me.i see how it is.

    ricky,come on!

    theyregaining!

    im going as fast as i can!

    im not jesse owensover here!

    go onwithout me, b!every man for

    himself!

    youre dead when i

    catch you!

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    whew!

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    what are you doing

    here?

    what?

    are youlost?

    oh. no, uh,just hiding from

    some bullies at school.

    but thatdoesnt mean

    i dont have something

    for you.

    im sorry.ill get out of

    your hair.

    some of thethings in my shop arent for you.

    this is something very

    special. for a special young boy. and i promise, it will change youre life, forever.

    this is an amazing shop

    you have.

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    itsincredible .

    what doi owe you?

    tell you what,why dont we call

    it a loan. if it

    helps you, we can talk about

    payment. if it doesnt,bring it back, and you can

    have any other item in

    here, free of charge.

    thank you!

    have agood

    day.

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    ill rememberthat next time.

    dude, what happenedto you back there? you

    know the rules, you neverleave a man behind.

    fortunately, yourebrother showed up, and

    he got my back.

    try some airfreshener. youre still

    gonna have to shower beforei let you stay here.

    nicehands.

    the heads good,thanks. and thanks for

    helping ricky.

    no sweat. but if youladies are gonna do yourusual and play games, im

    gonna go upstairs. imnot kidding about the

    shower rick.

    yeah, yeah, i gotit. go memorize

    a pass route orsomething.

    hey bro,hows the

    head?

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    so what do you got going

    on here?

    new gamesystem, got it today

    while you weredodging diapers.

    why dont you

    fire itup

    groucho?

    WELCOME, HERO.PLEASE SELECT CONTENT

    FOR YOUR STORY.INFORMATION WILL BE

    DOWNLOADED ANDINCORPORATED.

    DUDE, LOOK AT THIS CONTENT!

    AND YOU CAN MAKEYOUR OWN

    STORY ?KILLER!!

    NO DOUBT! OKAY,LETS GO WITH THE

    LAMPREY EATERS AS THETUNNEL RATS. ZOMBIES

    FROM EREBUS CRYPT.WHO DO YOU WANT TO

    HELP US?

    THEN, A TRIP TOTHE FUSION POWER

    STATION AND THEMUTANTS. AND WEGOTTA SEE WHAT

    THE SEA CREATURELABS ARE LIKE.

    OH, WE GOTTA GET A VISIT FROM THEMONSTER DETRUCTIONSQUAD! THOSE SOUND

    LIKE HARDCORESWAT GUYS!

    DUDE,SHARKS

    ARE NOT SCARY.

    ID RATHERGO TO THE

    CYBORGLABS!

    TOUGH.ITS MY ROUND.YOU CAN PICK

    NEXT. OKAY, FINALBOSS. GOTTA GO

    WITH THEDRAGON!

    wow, ive come to visitthe marx brothers.

    A WALKINGSHARK.

    FREAKY!

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    a dragon? zombies andkiller sharks dont quite go

    with fantasy.

    this is so cool! what else

    came with thisthing?

    thank you.the game will start

    in the world you havechosen.

    so what? youd rather

    i fight the giantdevil creature?

    or the mutantinsect?

    blastthosecrazy

    freaks!

    that guy over there!

    shoot him, shoot him!

    i seehim!

    yeah,goodpoint.

    yeah!take em

    down!

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