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    Title: GENIUS AND PUNDITS

    (Honey Hamburger Never mind )

    ENTER Wenzelnepomuk, Gunter Grass, George Santayana, W.H Prescott, Alfred N.Bernhord, Eric

    WH PrescottSon you got to do your school work, it is quite important than playing all day long.

    Wenzelnepomuk:Schooling is quite a task dad, when I know how to read and write excellently I will aband

    W H.Prescott:What were you doing on my PC? I think I will order a toy PC for you, I am so sorry son y

    Wenzelnepomuk:I hope the PC is going to own stories about Prince Henry the sailor! I love reading about

    W H Prescott:My son your future is behind mine. I am doing fish hunting and when I will have middle ag

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    Wenzelnepomuk:Dad you have stayed that long without picking me up or scratching my hairs, you need to t

    W H Prescott:This is tennis for you. You can hover to play with your friends but make sure you dont

    Wenzelnepomuk:

    Not yet from the market. She said after work she will skip to the market pick up new stu

    W H Prescott:Yes, if you wont mind then go for the match. You will have much surprise.

    WenzelnepomukIf it was at night I will have been there with you but it will be foolish of me to let g

    W H Prescott:Take good care of your

    AT THE PLAY GROUND

    Henry W Longfellow:What is your name? What does your dad do in life? Is he very receiving?

    Wenzelnepomuk:Why are Americans so curious? I hope the only uncurious American is the one who is dead ab

    Henry W Longfellow:I am called Longfellow. I wasnt born in Honolulu but I was partially raised there. I us

    Wenzelnepomuk:I dont really know much about them. But the little I know, is they love to be called sexy

    Henry W Longfellow:You are quite a smart lad .How comes about you getting a rich brain so early?

    Wenzelnepomuk:Please stop that. You are more of a learner than a mentor. The little girl you were talki

    Henry W Longfellow:Hi girl! I am called Longfellow but my friends call me Henry letterman because I love rea

    Zetkinclora:It is too young for you to know my name. For my pet my uncle got it for my tenth birthday

    Henry W Longfellow:You are quite interesting. I hope this could one day replace the S .African national symb

    Zetkinclora:You are quite smart but then?

    Henry W Longfellow:

    It is black and white if I am not really a poor judge. He is a nice Fuscous Honeyeater

    Zetkinclora:You can be a nice soccer kicker. When I see the national symbol of US it really scare me.

    Henry W Longfellow:Youre some how right .That is what I will ask my dad tonight. But I blame that on our na

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    Wenzelnepomuk:I overheard you guys talking about the Bald Eagle. I thought the USA nationalists did a g

    Henry W Longfellow:This lad is a genius!

    Wenzelnepomuk:

    Boy just know from today that I know Americans are ten times more than the one who first d

    Henry W.Longfellow:Oh that is a gravitating-insult. A lad like you who even your parents neither knew where t

    ZenkincloraHe is called Eric Tabarly. He is a good one in all the spheres of life, never bother about

    Henry W LongfellowOh come on my Diamond Dove.

    ZenkincloraOh come on my Elegant Trongon .Lets dart about the pitch. I was in the midst of Toucans.

    Henry W LongfellowIt is better to be like Toucans than to be like Tawny Frogmouths. The ball went

    Eric Tabarly:Hi boy! You look succulent. I have never taken a positive grain of liking over those I me

    Henry W Longfellow:She is very studious and to have a studious girlfriend, is the beginning of spouse-hood.

    Eric Tabarly:I want us to get to G. Mendel foundation and make away with his f1 generation drafts; it

    Henry W Longfellow:I remember having promised my father; stitching my way throughout without crimes. I will

    Eric Tabarly:It just requires a mere stir fry action and I will provide all the stilettos.

    At the home of Zenkinclora

    Enter George Santayana,

    Zenkinclora:I have met a good guy today by name Longfellow but he maybe he stoolpigeon boy .I know st

    George Santayana:I have a stratus-vision about boys. I know most are stowaways in life of girls nowadays.

    Zenkinclora:

    He strides to me but I have promised my self to hang on well and he will never out stride

    George Santayana:

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    Girls and women always student when making love .what could be the cause of that?

    Zenkinclora:I dont know. I have never been nearly part of it. Moms life has never escaped the experSo go get your references from her.

    George Santayana:

    You are stock-up! You are putting me in a shock. I have got much to do with Eric Tabar

    . Enter Gunter Grass and W H Prescott

    Gunter Grass:Hi my friend! How is everything? It is been q

    W H Prescott:Lets move to the pouch. My living room is bushy and you know with heavily build kid like

    Gunter Grass:To have a smart kid is a pride of every dad. You got to stay out of guiding him wrongly.

    W H Prescott:Wait a minute. My son asked a question last week that it seems the folks of Alaska are c

    Enter Wenzelnepomuk

    Wenzelnepomuk:Hi dad and friend. Nice meeting you. I love your dark hairs. You got a wise watch. Could y

    W H Prescott:I hope you wont mind being with us?

    Wenzelnepomuk:

    I played so hard today and I forgot I was supposed to be home on time. I thought of the k

    GunteGrass:What an amazing lad! What is the title of

    Wenzelnepomuk:When I will become the president of my cou

    W H Prescott:

    That is okay. Politics is not a way for a nine year boy. Go pick up your shower and have

    Whenzelnepomuk,I will love to have salad for dinner but the dressing should be with a bunch of milk.

    Gunter Grass:May I hand over your verse before going to face what dad is after? Dont be worried I wi

    Wenzelnepomuk:This is the verse.

    W H PrescottRead it aloud my friend.

    Gunter Grass:Give me your ears.

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    W H Prescott:Take it all.

    Gunter Grass

    I hope I will be remembered as the first editor of this verse and as the first audience. T

    When I will become the president of my country.

    I must be the president of this nation. Come rain, come sun.I know grabbing it through the right channel is always an easy way.I must pump in new techniques of doing things.When the power is on my forehead, I will work relentlesslyWith those who are armed with high spirit of diligence.

    Parties activities will never dominate the industrial sector of my economy.Every one must contribute to the well-being of this nation. I willgive vast room for educational reforms, industrial reforms, mentalreforms, agricultural reforms, health reforms and the rest will come after.

    The military must learn how to farm well since they cant carry gunswithout dinning . My powers will be very meagre in taking decisionswhich may ruin our nation. Only an extremely lazy citizenwill regret being part of this country.

    I will never work with nations which lack great foresight.I must impact on my folks the love for ones nation first.

    My citizens will never flee their nation as better economicseekers or mongers but as agreeable tourists with an everincreasing lust of coming back home after pouring justa mere while outside.

    I will prefer to commit political suicide rather than to hang on powermore than my due. With supreme ease nobody will prey onthe bolus of others like the Great Skua . With mine, Americandemocracy is mere.

    I will be a bounty president to those who are hard working.A political opponent is not an enemy but some one whose ideascan be borrowed to mould our nation . Most of mysoldiers will be technocrats. Most of the top ranking positionsin my government will see God fearing elections.

    Behind every one in high place will be a tentative youth.Autumn is the busier time in the life of American Beavers and wemust learn to be extremely busier than them. The ageing cities may nevergo on retirement because of the sprout of bunches of several cities annually.

    The military will prove their prowess in the military farms globally.The first five world

    s best presidents are still meaningless as comparedto what I will be . I count on you folks for my road map,see you in the state house soon.

    W H Prescott:All the spanking is gone he has bought his way out of trouble. He is a great lad, he is a

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    Grunter Grass:If he is capable of mending both, both of us will give him the go ahea

    W H Prescott:Wenzelnepomuk could you run up here for your award? Youre quite nice.

    Gunter Grass:This is quite a surprise for your work as a verse-maker, if I knew it before making here,

    Wenzelnpomuk:Thank you very much sir. I promise I will not put your expectations in me down.

    Enter Charles Drew

    Charles Drew:Hi! My neighbour. I notice you guys chatting about your kids poems that is why I which t

    Enter George Santayana,

    George Santayana:Hi my friend, should I say hi to your dad or it is not important?

    Wenzelnepumok:Since he is with a friend it is not important, but I will tell him you came latter. What

    George Santayana:Boy when did you become rich? Have you robbed a bank? Any way I know youve got a big IQ,

    Wenzelnepomuk:You know what, I am going to tell him, I will mix him up very nicely, dad here is my new

    W H Prescott:Take good care of your self.

    On the street heading to port Jackson, there was a dense

    G Santayana:With us, it will be a brown new girl, she is by name Kathy. After I will follow her to Qu

    Wenzelnepomuk:

    I will use my money in buying shares in the Australia central bank and in less than two ye

    G.Santayana:I dont love that but I instead love the works of Patrick White and Morris West , I have s

    Wenzelnepomuk:Courage is what makes a man a man, I think we are stopping here,I cant find Tabarly and his boys , I hope they shouldnt reward our efforts by unfaithf

    At the bridge over the Sydney port, there was a huge fire in on

    G. Santayana:It is better you finish with the wagon pilot, and then when you were talking to your frien

    Wenzelnepomuk:

    I have given him 3 US dollars; I hope he will take me as a small hero! He must have been w

    G .Santayana:

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    We are now starting with what have brought us here. I hope the police shouldnt be after u

    Wenzelnepomuk;You have a point, concerning the verse, I was late home and I quickly drafted a poem that

    G.SantayanaHave you spy Kathy that I was telling you on our way here? Look at her, she is quite it.

    Eric Tabarly:Hi boys.

    Judy Davis:Hi boys and girls!

    G.Santayana:I am sorry if I ridicule you, I promise I will be quite a whimsical lad for you.

    Judy Davis:Buy your ticket the un-fraudulent way, I wish to know what have brought ushere? I was told we were going for a birthday fiesta. Where is wenzelnepomuk? Didnt you

    G.Santayana:See baby, we got here before Wenzel was told that the picnic was carried ten days forward

    Judy Davis:Take this half, I am sorry, you met it less.

    G Santayana:That is too kind of you, take this and buy some. I love you and I hope we are going to exp

    Judy Davis:It is not possible to see somebody for the first time and love him, you are teasing so we

    G.Santayana:You know you brothers very well arent you? Why is it that they cant ask your hand in lo, have they bothered to ask you out? Get rid of silly obstacles!

    Eric Tabarrly:I hope every body have eaten well, rest well now the deal will reveal it self now, I ne

    Judy Davis:You are crazy! I think you maybe normal only after death. Getting into that is worth ten, I grew up in a home where we were not given the chance to steal even a cube of sugar aAt home he arranged for a rich and a five time handsome guy than him to woe ZenkincloWezel was invited for the national poetry conference, which was build five weeks ahead

    Zenkinclora

    E-mailDear Thorny Devil,

    Your sudden departure never created a depression in my life as you wish. By me I got

    All what is making news around Flynn Errol and I is full of prudishness and bedizen. YoYou are such a Tuatara.NB It is a must for all the girls and ladies of the world to pick up courage as the femal

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    Yours fake loverSent

    Renter W H Prescott and Gunter Grass

    W H Prescott:These kids have been gone for long.

    Gunter Grass:It maybe he will bring home some thing greater than what he brought last time, be patient!

    Wenzelnepomuk:No man can challenge the prodigality of Shakespeare!

    Gunter Grass:

    You maybe right kid. What did you got for me today? I havent gone a way because I was w

    Wenzelnpomuk:Here is what I had for you, we play too much and I dont know how I can get rid of play

    Gunter Grass:Go and gather a rest, you will have a handsome prize for the title of your poem which is

    How to become a great man?

    I need to read wildly the biography of great men and women.I need to think nicely and inventively in almost all the time in life.I need to find a short cut to unhurt those I meet every moment.

    I need to be humble; I need to be associative with wise figures.

    I need to be honest. I need to work so hard to throw more lighton existing ideas which can positive the world. I need to bring inSomething which is totally new and swiftly accepted to the society.

    If you dont give way to wide wisdom you will hardly become agreat man. I need to duck twaddle and trivial thoughts out of myway. If I jilt at positive advice I will never, never hid the highestpoint.

    I will never be baffle by the fear of man. I must pour out anintellectual asset before youthfulness rinse a way. The failure tobecome extravagant in life is the beginning of great industriousness.When the youths of a nation is slow or lazy in price buying thoughtstheir nation will at mental civil war.

    You dont suppose to wait for a fortune before you start up something,the little you have can called for more if you are precocious. Before Ilie still my legacy must have move libraries. When the anus of a dog isaching he does not have a choice outside using his mouth to scratch it.

    The greatness and power of a man lies on his amazing capacity of thinking

    objectively. An irresponsible parent is one who is glad to outlive his kids.The fact that birds flies so deep into the sky does not mean that the lioncant din on them.

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    A dog become deliberately envious when a mouser glide up a tree aheadof him. If they elites are scorning at retirement youths will only have anun-clumsy chance after their death and that may be too late for youths totake one more brilliant leap for mankind.

    Mentoring your kid on how build a blockbuster is a great solvency but to

    grab tremendous success in research full filial connection must wait. It is notcompulsory to make a useless trip on earth. To become a great man youcan as well become a great fool! Wash out.

    My friend you got what you kid is write! He is a free-verse maker, this quite it, Wenzelne

    Wenzelnepomuk:Thank you sir, I promise I will become a longheaded lad in the nearest future through thi

    W H Prescott:From now henceforth take it a hobbit of writing at least one poem a day, in 366 days, fo

    Wenzelnepomuk:Dad promise you are going to take me through my swimming lesions ever though I am not taki

    W H Prescott:I hope he is quite gone? I have peer well. I forgot to pour out something to you; his mom

    Gunter Grass:At this level you got a point, if he comes out with his draft on poetry and he is promulga

    Enter Gorge Santayana and Henry W Longfellow

    Wenzelnepomuk:Good morning dad. The weather is resplendent today. I wish to be sedulous with my life th

    His dad died in a swimming pool while mentoring him on his swimming lesion, and WezWezelnepomuk several trips sponsor by his money got from poetry, which end up as

    On the said day; he boarded a night train with his friend H. Longfellow after a lonThe chaps taking care of the memorial put to him a lot then, said it is the spot

    They security guard took particular interest in Wezel, most especially his love foWenzel altitude, it is quite difficult to be finding in the youths now days. Said th

    Farewell my president.

    Glad to go in, glad to go out. If it was your dadsappendage I will never bye farewell to you .

    It is wise to relinquish power with a lot of hullabalooswith a short term in office than to be kid out byhuff and bellona , it is meekness grappling to hang up in power

    when time isagainst it .Abdication is

    better than affability .When the huddle is against never close the door against

    the blushes on their faces.Tell yourself it is time to go out, for staying long in power instead speed up

    pandemonium or Gahanna

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    , even in a nation which is super bless with peace. Celestial bliss will stalk atyour entire career and life

    when a hero scorn at hanging in power for close to a decade . Just a short stayin power will bring Val hall

    and defabble throughout the nation. Those that dont wish to use power to buildthe self interest

    never scorn at farewell day or retirement .It so shameful for e hero of your

    calibrate, for guns soundsto be used for the sending of farewell messages to you. If you are ready to say

    farewell to your selfbefore time you will never dream to go on exile . A sign of presidential maturi

    is wheeling out ofpower life a lady leaping out of the alter with wedded bliss. It is cynical for

    who yearn to hangin power for long. He or she that have given (rendered) much to his or her nationever the coming than end of his term of office .

    Blundering youths.

    When the older generation spends their time squeezing (squelching) peelingsof oranges in the eyes of the youths ,they feels ,they are evocating .The youths who finds it joyous not to expatriate the excrementalaltitudes of the adults is rending the future exiguous.

    Youths who cant excoriate worthlessness from their minds, without?frontier are execrably the youths who are exhilarated or invigoratedby expendable leaders , will soon find themselves exurbia to the societythey will soon be call to lead.

    If a blundering youth does not put on an extragalactic-lens he will neveroutstrip silliness for crimelessness .Youths who are great convincethat alcoholises, drugging and high crime wave are a subway to a gorgeousfuture will finds their hearts beating inside a sac of scorpions .

    Blundering youths always find it scruffy doing the right things. It is notbecause you were born in an acute triangle than you got to be kleptomaniawith States and others properties .

    Blundering youths instead push scrimmage of success beyond life.A sculptresss youth has got no time to mess around. A blundering youth isalways a scum at the end .More scurrilous blundering youths becomescurry only when time is against them , whereas they spent the energeticyears scuttling at the future instead of being Seabees.

    Youths are only exonerated when they start fencing for themselvesexclusively .The promptness of youths lies on the judicialuse of the youthful talents. A youth without youthful brilliantnesswill be forlorn.

    As he finish reading his poems the whole passengers on board have contributed mon

    (At the Kakadu national park (9611m)

    About ten Bushmasters got into their lorry when it was packed inside the park and

    The judge confirms that is his sentence. A Wiseman from the audience asked, what ac

    The case is adjoin for a month and you are bound to bring to this court a new wife or y

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    Karijini National ParkAt the park the panthers break out of their pens and knock to death 25 buffalos, iThe all accepted, to give in more days suffering and gaining of experiences. In a

    Visit Mt Bartle Frere Queen land.

    Wezel was so interested in a competition of marathon which was organised by theWezel entered into a bet with her after all her plans to disrupt the race failedWezel told another friend but I need to take this challenge, forgetting that he is o

    The race started with Wezel being among the first from the bottom , he mass hisWhen hedid all what he was after ,he too on his heels again them become the first o

    [ National park. of Lamington,Crottes de Naracoote SE ,Crique de Twilight cove ,Mine dSturt desert,He met EMU ,Poets conference in Perth and Brisbane

    He when to Melbourne 2ed town

    National gallery of Victoria

    Parliament Canberra

    Trans rail road Hunter Valley

    Poultry sheep farming of New Gales in the south

    Diamond mines Kimberley ) the above section will be developed by James Cameron

    Leisure trip to the Uluru or Ayers rocks

    You need to go through Murray River by a boat or by trans-Australian rail way

    He got a young Koala on the way but the Kangaroos were making false news

    An attack by a Frilled lizard] the more I try to write the above the more I got confuse.

    He meets the aborigines and help them destroyed the dreary drugs which was destin

    He got to the North at the Perth and swam through the Swan with a crocodiles cha

    He settles shortly in Adelaide in Flinders Street

    He moves to hunter Valley. He was wrong at first to most have look for work that paHe got a devastated job. He got an odd job at Kimberley diamond mine but the end ofAt Turangawae marae gate. He got to the university of Sydney make extremely good fr

    Traffic jam with sheep (501M) head UmursiteHe work extra hours with vignoble Hasting farm of Hawke BayWhy he climbed the national part of Fiord land and fell in love with the hydrological re

    The Manfields leaved in the meridionole plain. His money that he was saving in NewIn New Zealand while working with bovid farmers, Wenzelnepomuk brought in an idea that wiyears in the farm as youth service before he ever dream of having a job which will pay himoney worth a peasant smile, just for the fact that he refuse going to school and dropped

    at 12 in grate 7, this wasnt because the lad wasnt super intelligent , it was because tMentors and students were late with academy prowess; he had taking a lot of time readingfrom what all the libraries could give him.

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    While in the library downtown Canberra whichwas introduce to him by Gunter Grass. He had read widely about the stuff in the wild. SoNew Zealand farmers were facing the problems of consanguinity. The long gestation of thebovid. They complain that their bovid carried bones two times the weight of meat, which haa high commercial zest. Farmers were rearing on a total lost! Subvention couldnt help.

    Talking about the deathly diseases which plated the bovid was another huge sadnessthe cattle keepers. Cattle medics have tried to accompany the long nightmare behind the

    long gestation, by introducing a system that will enable the bovid to carry at list fourcalves in their wombs but this system often lead to premature fallowing. At six monthsand the death of calves through this method was a tower higher than the nature single sybut it is still economically favourable, When he read about Elands some time ago. The fathat this giants carry weight two blocks heavier than that of a well domestic cow becameobsession to him. Wezelnepomuk came across a phase that the Elands are excellentbrowsers. That was when he got to understood the phase used by a man on the street of hishometown that all men are love-browsers.

    One shinning day when he was on the farm in New Zealand. He was very tired lack of

    There was an accident in the ranch which almost gets rid of his life. A lactating cow waA sudden idea came to him, this was to adopt the calf with one of the lactating c

    This farmer was like the Giant Armadillo but his dressing always makes him to look

    While he was doing that the master assigned his wife for a duty outside his ranch, bHis master was leaning on the wall and his thump was stung by a scorpion, and the

    From this day Wezelnepomuk thought day and night about the Ecological ways of throwi

    They order 10000 cats to get rid of them each year, so if the master sees you with iHe work later with cattle medics to have the multiplication over but this wasn

    Wezel was preparing to escape from the ranch because of the death of the four cowWezel started developing instance feeling for her; this time around he told Kather

    Wezel told his master that the Elands calves could worth two times more than a full

    The Elands got weight of a tone in the wild and when domesticated on semi intensthem is a completely easy affaire , as your medics to get the Egyptian Vultures then pla

    I am so sorry to have planned evil against you son, could you hold me chest toBut he concluded that a scorpion frigid and easier to kill a cockroach and hold

    This lad had make life in the ranch and the Manfields filmily a peacefulTheir wedding was planned in the spring of the following year depending on

    this time around it was not the Canberra smile that flow through his face but a huge AustThis sounded as an un-foolish surprise to the pride of a drowning girl! , SiKathy touch him and he responded quickly as if he wasnt sleeping, honey!

    Wezelnepomuk read an email from Zenkinclora and was very happy his plan has work

    When told him the are landing soon, I make him feel like owning the Bankassi peninsulYou make be better than me in the US! Then she thought for a while that she

    I was also a small criminal! Said Wezel, so while in the ranch you haveI must be a naval cadet , even if it will cause my life, I must become the b

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    He also started working with the poultry farmers and help them roll out hens eggs from

    He ran away from Katherine Manfield

    Enter Tellafera and Gattapercha

    Tellafera :

    I know how you feel.Since you became interested in going out with me and even end up wedd

    Gattapercha:Before I ever make up my mind to asked you out, it has always been a full grown marriage,

    Tellafera:How did you know that I was about to say something, I hope my wedding dress will be nice l

    Gattapercha:The rhyming of you lips indicates to me much is on my way from you, correct me if I am wro

    Tellafera:Guy, the way you are sounding. I wont be able to trace a half fault of yours for the next

    Gattapercha :It will be greener than the Green Jay but I dont want you to be too noisy about it like

    Tellafera:We are compatible likeWe are beautifying like I hope we will observe our courtship like

    Gattapercha:Will you mind if we gush to the neighbourhood supermarket? And pick up stuff for our self

    Tellafera :

    You are there with me? Not with a beach that you got to pay good tax leaping through, it i

    Gattapercha :I have forgotten to tell you about my life. I am a high school dropped out, my parents do

    Tellafera:If you dont answer this question, it will answer it self. I just remember how you talked

    Gattapercha:I will not really insist too much again but the Scarlet Tanager is better than nothing forI know most of them have been struggling through months to own what I got from you with

    Tellafera:Why?

    Gattapercha:It is because you never treated me like a rattle snake, told I love you and you were tryin

    Tellafera:Boy did you know you have knocked me up! I was not in my safest time for you to go into m

    Gattapercha:Why do wish to have my shirt torn? (I was born with grown up spores. since self pollinatio

    Tellafera:

    Bye. Byeeenooooh I have got what I want, I hope we will never see again, it will be my j

    Gattapercha:

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    Life will be alright! We dont need to become the richest fellows on the face of the world

    In the family of Tallafera

    Enter R N Nancy , Baratorio , Gamamumuh, Tellefera and Marry P Warren

    R.N Nancy:

    Where have you been my daughter? We have been searching for you throughout the town , I co

    Tallafera:The pacer is from where dad?

    R.N Nancy:It is from Uncle R.E Lee, can you make him out? He lastly came here when you were ten and

    Tallafera:Thank you dad, I hope mom have been aware of the fact that I am cognizant girl,I will love to ask you something dad.

    R N Nancy:Go ahead my daughter, what is your finding about? I need to be a good dad, I need to have

    Tellafera:Why are Americans so cognating? I have been watching a couple of things on the TV that a

    Mary P Warren:I knew you must have been roaming around with one of that capon down town; those are the g

    Tellafera:Please mom if I got to loose Gattapercha I will remain lonesome throughout my life! I will

    Mary Warren P:

    Lubricious-ness is not a measuring rod for marry my daughter! You are just imposing neur

    Tellafera:Mom what does all this poetic thoughts got to do with tasseling a guy at the leg of matri

    R N Nancy :Tellafera, we want you to grow up being a very good girl! You have not reach the age of se

    Tellafera :Dad I thought you love me!

    R N Nnancy:

    I do my daughter!

    Tellafera:Then what is all this for? You have become totally against me more than mom! It seem you

    Marry P Warren :She is a may apple! You must get to the navy to fill your G-mom wishes!She pleaded that all her pension should be use up to see that you replace her in this tra

    Tellafera:Mom I cant take to the navy! Why there is still on going keelhaul, that is too much for a

    R N Nancy:

    I totally dont see with your -mom that you should take to the navy whereas your brother B

    Baratario:

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    Dad good day, how are you? my day wasnt too excellent but I manage to do what I can and

    R N Nancy:Your sister have gone to ease her self she will be back soon, I wish to chart with you aft

    Barathario:The person is still ringing again.

    R N Nancy:Just knock the toilet, then hand the phone to her then come back to me, no you have to ob

    Barathario:Where are you Tellafera? Here is a guy ringing on you, it may be a tragedy on you if you l

    Tellafera:I am rounding up please, okay the door is semi open, slip it through the side , then I wi

    Barathario:Have you got the phone? Dont flush it in the toilet, how is it sounding noising with a n

    Tellafera:He wont mind, please Barathos we will talk much after. He is paying for that line, so le

    Barathorio :You can only say that because a kiss was discovered by a girl, the only eminent thing a w

    Gattapercha:Quite find, but my parents are just gunning me around about our affair. I am not calling

    Tellafera:Have you drunk opium? See! Just stop teasing me, just stop crowning, please just stop jo

    Gattapercha:

    I want you to waste calories wish could be use in fattening my cub in making un-resourcefu

    Tellafera:My mom is still riddling my mind. I dont know what I will do in the world to convince her

    Gattapercha:You do not have an uncle who is a tender-boat of your family, if the exist one then get

    Tellafera:Since we separated you are only calling now, so you think you can do what you havent don

    Gattapercha:Look girl, it has always been a rule in my life to show un-quenching concern to girls tha

    Tellafera:What rule? That makes you to reward me with worthlessness! I never knew you are such a la

    Gattapercha :Let me talk. What is wrong with you? Have you eating dogs cookies? It has always being

    Tellefera:Are you in their mind? Go ahead. I will cover the bills but I expected you to say; our lov

    Gattapercha:He stop her then tell her, he admired her and which to be fond of her, this was cheap with

    Tellafera:If you were in her position, you will have turned it down? I dont think there

    s somebody

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    Gattapercha,If I say yes I will have turn it down, it charge another conversation, I may end up not te

    Tellafera:It maybe she knew that boys are always

    Gattapercha:She was mischievously cheaper but unacceptable in all her capacity to be amaterial-winner, instead of a guy winner then this is not the first or the last she is goi

    Tellafera:You got to learnt to tell me stories which lift up the women too, thank you, prepare that

    Gattapercha:I got it, the breaking news this way is that shoplifters break into the home of a night wa

    Tellafera:We have been talking for long, I just received a letter from my uncle R E Lee telling on m

    Gattapercha:Dont worried got an arch-friend in the wireless company who will rinse it away , when I eBaratorio: Tellafera, where are you?

    TellaferaDont come in I am almost naked! Please wait, I am out of it soon, what exist you that mu

    Enter BaratorioBaratorio:

    A smart ring have just indicated to dad and I that youll soon be a navy! The sky blue nav

    Tellafera:

    Come in and stop making loud, you are my best friend and never an archfiend, but I am caNavy thing G-mom will not be happy with me where ever she is, the navy never admits knock

    Baratario :But your admit ion letter compare you to either joint the US of the UK navy and the UK ar

    Tellafera:Being a navy in UK will not give me much credit back home, I am not just dreaming to becom

    Baratario :But we have got formal presidents, a bunch of there them have study from outlandish unive

    Tellafera:But navy is defence! And defence means the might of a nation! The political lords of this

    Baratario:I have an idea, but the president of Colorado navy academy is our uncle, he is going to co

    Tellafera:Please just stop that joke! You mean my kid became the best of career I am well pushed to

    Baratartio:I got an idea but I dish out that idea, you must do me this little punishment, run round t

    Tellafera:

    I have always worn you to stop teasing me when it comes to problems of quick witted! But

    Baratario :

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    She is called L M Alcott, she is quite promising on the medical-table, she is going to hel

    Tellafera:What were you doing in the swimming pool? I cant call you Ngamamumuh because I know you

    Ngamamumuh:I have almost start to love the name because mom told me some thing close to the exact mea

    Tellafera:Please tell me junior one, you know you are my best looking girl, I will do your hairs for

    Ngamamumuh:Tell me?

    Tellafera:It is not my place to tell the history you dont now! You mentor will put you through if h

    Ngamamumuh:Dad is back from town , I over heard him talking with a friend from the drive way about y

    Baratario:What are you guys doing out there? Mom and dad need you Tellafera! Come very fast your ad

    In the living room

    R N Nancy:you not need to study gerontology before you I ma no longer a young man , your worries

    Baratario:It is stipulated in the prospectus that the academy will pay for the internal transportat

    Marry P Warren:You dont know your geography very well ?I hope you suppose to hove back to grade 5, well

    Baratario:I hope you are going to be the geyser of the family, your mastiff will miss you ,I will ma

    Tellafera:I not heard what Baratario was saying?

    Baratario:Am I speaking in Hindustani?! Women are insatiable and men inscrutable!

    Tellafera:No you speaking in Kickapoo !

    R N Nancy:

    Why are you insipidating around Baratario? I know this is time you will lonely of love but

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    Baratario:But dad will you please tell me if that is not an English ward? I have heard when one of

    R N Nancy :Let me finish with you sister , oh but she can still as well learn, you know in the of t

    Baratario :You will pick up a train to hit San Benadino , then get a ship through Sargasso sea, she

    Mary P Warren:Why are you askancing your kid brother? the is this asparagus that you love eating, I love

    Tellafea:How do the handle the state of bedazzle? I will also love to improve on bob Bazooka and I

    (Wenzelnepomuk changed his name to Gattapercha when he met Terafera in US as see about fo

    Mentors meeting in navy college in CoronadoEnter R E Lee, U S Grant, Mark Twain, Thomas Jeff and Edna V Millay

    R E Lee:School is soon resuming , we need to beck a meeting of all Colorado elites including the v

    U.S grant:This is probably my first time in life to be a kinescope to the military world, I will do

    Mark Twain;I deposited my application for the teaching of limnology, and itchy logy but what I am se

    Thomas Jeff:We got to do all our might to woe military geniuses around the globe to school in the US

    R E Lee:This is not a forum for tatting this nation, it is base on planification of service, misWhen terror get rid of the joy of being human then the most advance state of modernism we

    Thomas Jeff:The more men cast God out of their endeavours the more scoundrelitic States we build. I kn

    Edna V.MillayI will talk about Jeff point of view later, what will interest me in this institution will

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    she must desire to extinguish poverty in the same ways she desire oil! Her Slam envious

    R E LeeA coward will never force to thoughtful men his wrong-ways no matter the tremendous might

    Thomas Jeff:

    I have an idea, any girl who wishes to pursue a career in the military must under go mast

    Edna V Millary :It is lugubrious to heard that from you Jeff I thought if the are going to elect the l

    R E Lee:I have understood how youre animadverting and ever nerve in me will join you in your caus

    Thomas Jeff:Okay to compensate what I have just said, I am on the opinion that congress should promot

    Edna V Mallory:

    What idea? What idea again?

    Thomas Jeff:Edna be a good listener, I know y

    Edna V millary:

    Okay go ahead.

    Thames Jeff:Girls and women should be giving the chance to brain, initiate, and ask boys out (even fo

    Mark Twain:First and famous the exist no constitution in the world which prohibit that girls and wome

    Edna V Milliy:Most men dont accept women coming up to them and asking their hand in love or marry! The

    Thomas Jeff:I am saying this because my childhood was in troubled concerning that , I could not mas

    Edna V millaryJeff must improve on his dentifrice towards women, look Lee women are extremely exquisite

    Mark Twain :I understand how you feel bad, I do fell badly, twice more than you concerning Jeffs doub

    Thomas Jeff:This is probably the worse conference ever hosted in the history of the world, we have sp

    R E Lee:Who will be the emissary? If president Buchouna ask me to select some body who may become

    Scene iiiAt the home of R E LEE

    Enter Guyana, Funny Farmer and Pagonini

    Guyana:Mom and Dad have poured away for too long? What is happening with him? I cant support ru

    Funny Farmer:My husband is quite man enough, you know what my daughter? Your dad loves you but his jo

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    Guyana :I think that will take about a week off my school time, for you to grab me up with this u

    Funny Farmer:Look my daughter; if a girl or a woman escaped submissiveness her sternum will never harb

    Guyana:Moms please, stop that! Your second thought I wont buy even if it is worth less than salt

    Funny Farmer:You seem to know more than me! That is great my daughter, Africans girls dont know

    What is love at first sight, they are always ready to throw that out if it cant material

    Guyana:Thank you mom for your wise words, I hope this will keep on, it not given to any body, wi

    Funny Farmer:I wont mind my baby, go on ,it is a role in my duty as a mother that I will always g

    Guyana:Mom you are quite inspiring, I will like you to become a member of US think tank! And even

    Funny Farmer:Women and girl life is govern by customs and taboos, with dense traditional restriction

    Guyana:Men are so powerfully build, I use to think that it was suppose to be men that are pregna

    Funny Farmer:What will women do with their time if it was only men that were supposed to be knock-up?!

    Pagonini :Mom I am so sorry for forcing for long, you know how boys are , I when up to do the socceBird foot delta on her face? All nerves in girls have eruptic hatred that is why emotion

    Guyana :Mama what are we eating tonight? I will love to eat roosted American Bison with codacath

    Pagonini:I pray he should father your kids one day! Then you will learn never to scorn at a man!I k

    Funny Farmer:Pagonini, knows the fishes more the fish-stalkers, but you got traces to shoes your dad prMore or like the Wandering Albatross! I love the way you talk my son, it seem as if you st

    Guyana:Mom I am quite thirsty of my dad, I will not too mind of what Pagonini is after, but I beA regretful kid hood no matter how stupid things will be against us, providenceNever bundle any body with bondages but when you seek for it relentlessly you grabbedIt for life! I hope with this we can luggage our mess!

    Pagonini :I wish to stop standing on your way! I will walk out of your way now , I know it is too mu

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    Guyana:One of my friend was asking of you the other when I and mom stroll to the small market! S

    Pagonini:Is she pregnant for me?! I hope you friend should bother so much in riding along with yoWhere she grew up there were no handsome boys, if not why she trebling over thrash cans!

    Guyana:Pagoanini be a man enough,! I dont love the way you wrangle over things you see precPagonini: some cant be of a washy interest to me and pretend at the hard of darkness that

    Gugana:I am leery that loving my friend and not wishing to let the mask drop and you are leaping

    Pagonini:

    If that could mistakenly happen then she is going to be my llama of marriage, by the way I

    Guyana:Thank you , oh I am quite a wheel-dealer , I will never want to see my brother mind a san

    Pagonini:What is all this poetic meter and licence all about? Who is going to keep you own image u

    Guyana:Dad told me he had a friend whose external dentition was like that of the Walrus! But yet

    Pagonini:How did you know? Mom is not picking up dad for the first time or for the last time! I b

    Guyana:I am a lady , I know women more than you, you cant relate any thing substantial to me m

    Pagonini:You have won tonight clap for your self that is the most cleaver thing a woman have ever

    Funny Farmer:Is my husband back?!

    Pagonini:Mom you pick up a nice hair do , that is priceless or peerless, I think dad got to put up

    Funny Farmer:I am going to set my lunch without you dad, the house help did some greatLeap in nuking the food lab, next time I will do my hairs like that of a Royal Flycatcher,

    Pagonini:I told you that she will not hug us; she will not ask how we have been fairing inHer absence, next time will only tell her the hair do look like that of the Amazonian umb

    Guyana:What do you have to loose? Or else I will t

    Pagonini:

    All my food in this house for two weeks and I will be feeding on grasshoppers!

    Guyana:

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    I was teasing you, I love you very much because you quick torecognise your faults! You will make a nice husband, if you keepon that way, your friends may change you but you dont havethe character that accepts rubbish. Dont be like the PaleKangaroo mouse, promise you will never put a line on your headlike that of crested Rat, it was look of the 50s.

    Funny farmer:Dad have call to in front me that he is calling in with some important figures, we need t

    Guyana:Mama I promise I will not ejects a nauseating situation like a Zorilla , when you are empPagonini we have to be very fast in doing what ever we go to do, then try to clean the hou

    Guyana:My friend doesnt let the life like the Burtons snake-lizard. And are you sure your wife t

    Pagonini :I sailing to the library down town, then I can be luck to pop out a nice girl! Most girls

    Guyana:Thank you boy for being just that kind to me, I got to go for surprises for you when next

    Funny Farmer:Where is it my daughter?

    Guyana:Thank you mom for that little nice smile! It quite bright like an oriole mum , I have no

    Funny Farmer:You are so great my daughter! It had always been a dream for me you hatch an open daughteA steal of time in a life of a girl but you will get to know this invaluable-thief very w

    Guyana:Mama I am not breaking your tongue but I just which to inquire from you, what are the po

    Funny Farmer:I will the type of compatibilities and your mentors will throw more light on it, you got

    Guyana:Almost, thank you mom, you can cont

    Fanny Farmer:You surely interrupted when I was about to end the phase if you got to win no brute mu

    Guyana:Moms tell me all the love stories you have ever witness oh no, heard or learned? I mindfu

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    Walk To the little esplanade near the back pouch? , so that when Pagonini is around it wi

    Funny Farmer:I know you dont want to have weak or poor blighted limbs in life and towards love like th

    Guyana:Mama please your last sentence is a fish story, will you mind stopping it? I know critiqu

    Funny Farmer:Somebody once said that in the 1st century all of US defence might be able to not kill a

    (He changed his name from Gattapercha to become Pagonini (as seen above) a boy who was oncFour months in the navy college after the death of his dad E R Lee , that was when th, His first assignment with the US navy cadet was to save soul in the ship called

    The CONSTITUTION which went wrecking and the rescue team which is sent to increase th

    Enter F . L.Wright, H .Aiken, W .V Boraun, H.Oberth, N.Bowddich , M.C Escher and Elisha O

    At the Hudson River

    Wife: Honey, have you taken your medications, I hope you got to pause at the hospital to cF.L Wright : the Dr said two days ago through an e-mail that I will not outlived the surgeWife: Where are you going that you are dressing on only on the dinning table? That is quiF.L Wright: My friend C. Babbage and others need to rail on a facts finding mention on theWife: I had a hard day. i am so sorry too but I cant remembered hearing something as such

    Second assignment is with the Charleston naval basethird assignment at the Yukon icebergs including the national ice reserve centre , ice vi

    Their Oceanography trip took off two ships by name American jacana and sea cliff (DSV4/ USEnter Weze , T. William H. Longfellow, C Rosatile , compwellkin and D .Croneburgh

    LongfelowThe names of those who are going study in Chanteir Naval de Saint Nazaire is on the not

    WezelOh you got C .Rosatle ,N.Gordimer, W. Tennessee ,K Campbell , M. Atwood, D.Croneburgh an

    LongfellowIt is not the certificate that matters too much, if the job market is there, you have not

    WezelIs it through us that the US is going to pay back what the French government did to them dWhen the got to Paris they sole all the turtles and make enough money to pay their expenseThe stay in d hotel de elegants beach and visit la croistte , cannesInSaint Nazaire the had caruses in French as marinetime transport, shipbuilding he work haHe discovered his poems being used in all French academy institutions but a sum was alloc

    The us naval department send some official to see what the were doing,He when to Mont Blanc

    The money got from his poems help him and other French navies to make visited to ChantierObservatory centre in pic chimidiHis assignments in FrenchIncluded Sognefjorden aquaduct Toranaki NorwayHe Got to Plymouth

    Port marchand de Torente Litoral dEtretatLe havre Seine-maritimeFecoup houte-Normandic

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    Concarneau FinisterePort CamarguePortland US Graves portland buildingPort de RotterdamOstende BelgiqueNUCLEAR CENTRE Anga 1 BrezilBoule

    Pont de Ille de NormandieTahitiTUNNEL sour lamache

    The crew are back homeTake place at the Wright Guggenheim Museum in New York, Batta museum and along the TVA ran

    Enter wenzelnepomuk, and David Letterman

    David Letterman:Thank you for visiting me my friend , are you still very kind as back in those day seat do

    Wenzelnepomuk:So you have not forget those good old stories?I had been studying her for so long, not one

    David letterman:For philanthropic works?!

    Wenzelnepomuk:You make me laugh my friend, when we were poor like old rats, then wheel through the long

    David Letterman:I hope you were not near envy, if that got to be the case!

    Wenzelnepomuk :Said a few more things in the language I couldnt tell, then come on to me, let go on as i

    David LettermanDid she answer well?

    Wenzelnepomuk ,I letter on discovered that the speed breaks which lies opposite to each other were there

    David Letterman:

    What did you do next?

    Wenzelnepomuk:

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    I asked her names she lies to me instantly! That she was called Judith whereas she is cal

    David Letterman:Where you existed?

    Wenzelnepomuk:I was, I knew her love language more than her , which material love, if I needed to get

    Girls ride! I went easing myself in the field toilet and side it I read all kinds of lov

    David LettermanCould you not do some thing very positive of her? You were a slack boy? And you are increa

    Wenzelnepomuk:I must hide the pinnacle of this story! no matter how wasteful your insult strive me, ifAirtime will never get to her until she flung home! I reverse my bike heading home, beep hIt was not easy for me to bring my mind to that of Henry V at Agincourt, is this girl and

    David LettermanIf I was you, I will spell him, times are relying hard! I used to received loose airtime f

    WenzelnepomukWhen I met Judith four days late , I pumped into her palms fifty US dollars , she was on

    At US think tank congress but end up in George BEnter , C. Marlowe , Ben Franklin C. Lindbergh ,Daniel Defoe , R. Wright , P. Wheley, Ben

    Ben Franklin:This is the not the first time to have congress which have much to do with the political aEminent best! If the United nation is not deeply involve in the running of internal affair

    Ben Carson :This is not a forum to denigrate the efforts of US men and women in leading history, the iWho take alcohol guzzle never make a good family, it does too much see America if lazy na

    Christopher Marlowe :The is your thoughts so dark like the dorsal side of Guillemot! If the lips of women were

    Jonathan Swift:Such a think tank is like an Almonel tree to the whole world , the nuts from it got

    Charles Lindbergh:I am dwelling tonight on the un-redoubtable effort of US think tank to meet her pre-exiTo the above, the world today belongs to those are creative or productive, I love and li

    John Burgoyne :The association of all US states is a hundred time nicer, purer, and illuminating peace m

    Pastor C. Dwain :This disintegration of this industries will make the world industrial plane look like the

    Nations have make the world industrial-evangelisms look like the Thorny Devils to fragileIt is true that if a Pirorucu never get to the ocean he will never found his limit ,dont

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    Francis Scott Key:This is where I will step in, I have been mouth silk for long, let me break the hibernatinCondition, I know that a stone will not certainly change into a diamond whereas it was des

    Even thought the Genets still find it difficult to hid the middle of the ocean but I the

    Benjamin Banneker:

    I will lecturing tonight on no subject, all I had prepared had been spoken without leavinJeff Davis : Banneker , nobody have been elected the a time keeper here!, all what I know

    Break timeJeff Davis:

    Could you prove that folks do not sleep too much in Africa? Could you prove that Africans

    Christopher Kisebo:Leaders in Africa have given Africa more of a junk and render it rudimentary more than th

    Jonathan Swift :It seem as if some African leaders do the right thing the will start facing hell why a lif, they find it a tremendous pleasure of seeking the favour of cynicism than learning a hug

    power will never become sugar if you grab it for donkey years, it will speedily become bWe need an endocrine spirit in doing so many extraordinary things and not rely counting on

    Benjamin Banneker :I am popularly known as Ben Ben, but this is not a common noun! I am here tonight to thro

    Charles Lindbergh:I am not a celestial expert but I have a question for you young curious mind, we all know

    Benjamin Banneker :This is not something which is going to look like the mere liberty-status in New York Cit

    Benjamin Franklin:

    I hope you will not end here? BEN BEN the genius!

    Benjamin Banneker:Thank you, on my way to this think tank, I saw the road construction workers spending huge

    Daniel Defoe:In what way? His eminency!

    Benjamin Banneker;Some air trappers could be rooted on the both side of the truck front just between the en

    Pagonini:Good day ladies and smart-men! I

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    know I wasnt given the chance to be here with you, I steal my way because of curiosity a

    P. Whaley:The day US will simile totally , that is when the whole world will practise genuine

    at the endwezel award 99 percent of his money for humanitarian services , especially the rehabilit

    ( he become the general director of world bank and his candidature was overwhelmingly supp