Global Warming

This is the third rock from the sun

You may have heard of it

Number one

• It does one full revolution every day

Number two

• If it span any faster we would all be thrown off into outta space

Number three

• That would be very inconvenient

You have all seen these

There called icebergs

There obviously new coz what sank the titanic

Oh my god wasn’t it an iceberg

Dramatic pause

Obviously this whole, Icebergs melting, is very new and it has

never happened before

• Could this possibly be the next

• Y2k bug

• Oh my god the end of the world is nigh

Oh my god

• It is all going to end

The sky is falling

• Or is it just another con job by the scientific community

As water evaporates it rises into the atmosphere

As more water rises it turns into cloud mass

As more water rises into the atmosphere the cloud mass

increases

And the physical mass of the earth decreases

When the cloud mass releases the rain, the surface area of the earth returns to its normal level

So even if it rained for forty days and forty nights

• The world can not flood

Does this dude look concerned

Remember these

We used to eat them as kids

When they are defrosted they sink

Yet when they are frozen they float

And the water level stays the same

So even if all of these were to melt

The water level will stay the same

Those stoopid scientists cant even work out a simple sunnyboy

Get a glass of water and half fill it then mark the water level with a

pen

• Put the glass in the freezer over night, you will note that the water expands when it is frozen

Yet when it defrosts it returns to the same level

Engineers think things through

Why else would they build these structures, the world can not flood

This is the Dubai sand palm islands

Its interesting to note that not long after construction was started, the American scientists told us that due to global warming the earth was going to flood

And a month after construction started

These came crashing down

In Australia in winter there is snow on Kosciusko yet in

summer, there is not

Yet it doesn’t affect the water levels

In winter there is snow on the Swiss alps

Yet it doesn’t affect the water levels when it melts

We have all, at some time in our life, been misled

• We have all been, and have felt, misunderstood

• So learn to understand, things aren't always what we are told

• Or more importantly, what we think is true

Don’t look so surprised

We all know that this is really what it is all about

Never believe the lies

• Always believe in what is important

Always remember You are You

• And never let anyone take that away from

YOU