go the whole day without passing out. the challenge of a lifetime for steve
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Go the whole day without passing out. The challenge of a lifetime for Steve.
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF STEVE
Waking Up
• Get up• Tell Shelly to wake up and get you a waffle• Sleep
Ugh…
• While trying to walk, you fall asleep without the energy of an 8 course breakfast.
Yum!
• How many courses in your breakfast should Shelly make?
• 7• 8• 9
Uh oh!
• Without your usual 8 course meal, you fall asleep, either due to lack or too much food. I don’t know! I’m too lazy to count!
NOOOO!
• Shelly serves you and then tells you, “You have to go to work, you lazy bum!
Who will Drive?
• Shelly• Bob Wilson• Tiffany
Women…
• Don’t you know anything? When girls drive, they talk and talk and talk! You fall asleep.
Wooo!
• You let the baby drive? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawesome!
Where Do I go?
• Right door?• Left door
The Boss…
• You run into the boss and while you’re there the boss lectures you and you fall asleep.
Your Office
• You go into your office…. What now?• Computer• phone
Talk talk talk!
• You listen to so many complaints you fall asleep.
Weeee!
• You go on the computer and play poker! JACKPOT! You went the whole day without falling asleep and won $1.00!!!
Then You Wake Up…