grammys 2013 part deux
TRANSCRIPT
2013 GRAMMY’S –
PART DEUX
Watched and Reviewed by Dana
BRUNO MARS
JT – you need to watch this because this is how it is done!
Wait…. What….
TAYLOR SWIFT, AGAIN!
Stop cutting away to Taylor Swift dancing!
Stop It!
BACK TO BRUNO
You little dude can sing your itty bitty little ass off!
Sting had you had Bruno around I might have been a Police fan!
Reggae Music needs Pot! A bunch of Not High music superstars
dancing in their fancy couture is just AWKWARD!
Rihanna & the Marley bros might have been the only ones high.
THE LUMINEERS
Hey Ho I like you all!
Wow that Irish diddy thing really caught on. I bet Floggy Molly is
pissed as all hell right now!
What? Wow, Hey WTF Mellissa Etheridge cutaway? WTF with
that hair man, that is not a good look sweety!
TAYLOR SWIFT, AGAIN
STOP. THE. TAYLOR. SWIFT.
CUTAWAYS. NOW.
JACK WHITE
He is one creepy looking dude. But he is surrounded by women who
are playing the tambourine, the cello, a violin, drums, and a slide guitar (?)
– And he makes it work! How? That should not work!
Then he runs over and is surrounded by men and plays some crazy
typical Jack White thing. God he is one weird M.Effer.
His talent must come directly from the devil, that is the only
possibility. Plus he just does not give a crap whether you like him or not.
KATY PERRY
Put yo’ boobies away and go home! Shut the Eff up forever! I
hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
Even Ellen is troubled by
you. Go away and never
darken this planet again!
Did I mention I hate you?
ALABAMA SHAKES
Must be downloaded! She sang during the Levon tribute and she
was awesome!
HUNTER HAYES
Go away dude – really, just go away. The world does not need
another Justin Bieber.
Who cares if you toured with Carrie
Underwood? Not me that is for sure!
Just GO AWAY!
CARRIE UNDERWOOD
Stop with the dress theatrics – it was a little cool in the beginning than it just go
creepy!
Here is the deal – go away for a year, be bad. Not kill anyone bad or contract an
incurable disease bad, but sort of Rih Rih bad (minus the Chris Brown biz).
You can’t sing about whiskey soaked memories if you ain’t got some whiskey
soaked memories is all I’m sayin!
You need to get yourself some secrets to hide before you sing anymore about
hiding secrets. See where I am going with this?
PRINCE
Freaky cool little leprechaun
Which
one is
Prince?
GOTYE & KIMBRA
Gotye, man dude, so uncool to drool over Prince like that – you
were kinda verbally humping his leg, like a little Belgian Chihuahua.
Kimbra – great dress, I mean really that was awesome! Looked
like a fairy princess dress!
JAZZ BAND & SEACREST
I know you all are famous and all, and that you are playing Dave
Brubeck piece, and he is dead and all, but really I FF right through
you.
Only to end up with Seacrest – what kind of freaky kind of black
magic is happening?
LEVON HELM TRIBUTE
Elton, Zac Brown, Mumford & Sons, T Bone Burnett, Mavis
Staples, Brittany (Alabama Shakes) – Now that is how to pay tribute
to someone! This was awesome!
Elton, man you transcend all genres, I forgive you for those freaky
eyebrows.
You even had Jack White up on his feet and it is a know fact that
Jack hates everything, even himself!
JUANES
Oh, I see why all of the Hispanic gals like you so much. You are
one cute little papi!
He is kind of a not so gay Ricky
Martin cute.
Nice touch with English and Espanol
mixed in on the Elton song.
FRANK OCEAN
I started with an open mind… Liked the intro…
2 seconds in FF! He Sucks!
Lose the effing head band dude!
FINALE
LL Cool J, Chuck D, Tom Morello on the guitar, Z Tripp
MC’ing, Travis Barker on the drums – Now that is COOL!
LL Cool J you need to be Jay Z’s VP – Nobody would mess with
us!
Watch for yourself!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfIC31g3frA