HALLOWEEN JOKES!

What do ghosts

serve for dessert?

I-Scream!

When is it bad luck to meet a black

cat?

When you’re a mouse!

What do you call a witch who lives at the

beach?

A sand-witch!

What are ghosts' favourite kind of

streets?

Dead ends!

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club!

What's a ghosts’

favourite dessert?

Boo-berry pie!

Why do skeletons

drink milk?

To help their bones!

What's a skeletons’ favourite

part of the house?

The living room!

What is Dracula's favourite

restaurant?

Murder King!

What is a Ghost's favourite food?

HamBoogers

Why don’t skeletons

like parties?

They have no body to dance with!