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Halloween Jokes

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Have fun with these Halloween jokes. Scary, aren't they?

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Page 1: Halloween Jokes

Halloween Jokes

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How do monsters tell their future?

They read their horrorscope...

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Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?

Because they don't have any body to go out with...

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What is a vampire's favorite holiday?

Fangsgiving...

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What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?

Decoffinated...

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What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn

flakes?

A cereal killer...

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What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends...

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What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?

A stake sandwich...

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Why do vampires need mouthwash?

They have bat breath...

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Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?

He heard it had great circulation...

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Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on a coffinbreak...

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What do skeletons say before eating?

Bone Appétit...

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What kind of spirits serve food on a plane?

Airline ghostesses...

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Why did the skeleton climb a tree?

Because a dog was after its bones...

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Where do ghosts go swimming?

The dead sea...

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What is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?

Veinilla...

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Why isn't Dracula invited to many Halloween parties? Because he's a pain in the neck...

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Who is a skeleton's favorite emperor?

Napoleon Boneaparte...

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Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

They couldn't find their bats...

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What did the skeleton say to the bartender?

I'll have two beers and a mop...

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To be continued...