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Hansel and Gretal, Undercover Super Spies inThe Candy Conspiracy

By

Aurry Tan

Hansel and GretalSecret agents Hansel and Gretel are sent to investigate a case of missing

children and stumble upon a drug empire bigger than they can imagine.


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Panel Description Dialog

Page 1

1.1 A hunched figure paces

impatiently to and fro a darkroom.

1.2 The door opens and brightwhite light spills in castingharsh highlights and shadowson the mans face. A sexy ladyenters the room.

LADYWill you calm down darling, youragents are perfect for this case.

1.3 The man frowns. MANTheyre just rookies "Mother". Icant possibly send them out to

investigate the Witch.

LADYTheyve never been out in thefield before, which means theyvenever been seen. That makes themthe perfect agents.

1.4 Man pinches his nose tiredly. MANOh but...alright I guess we haveno choice.

1.5 The man presses a button. Apair of figures sitting on aledge against a city backdropappear on screen. The screenflickers.

MANGood evening agent Hansel, agentGretal. Children have been missingand we suspect that the drug lord,codename Witch, is linked to thiscase.


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Page 2

2.1 In a different location, a

hand is seen holding a devicein which the Man can be seenissuing the orders.

MAN (CONTINUED)

We believe the Witch is operatingfrom a store masqueraded as acandy shop. He lures childrenin with promises of sweets andcandy, and then they are neverseen again. Your mission is toinfiltrate the Witchs stronghold,apprehend those involved andrescue the children, if stillalive.

2.2 The two figures are revealed.They stand on the roof ofa building overlooking abustling metropolitan.

MAN (O.S)I will now initiate Mission: CandyConspiracy. This message will selfdestruct in 15 seconds. Good luckagents.

2.3 Hansel tosses the device awayand it explodes behind him asthe two agents walk away.


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Page 3

3.1 A large colorful house stands

out like a sore thumb inthe midst of dreary grayfactories. It looked like itis made of bread and roofedwith cakes, while the windowsare so beautiful it seems tobe made of transparent sugar.

3.2 A large fat man in anobnoxious pink suit with whitepin stripes barely fits intoan overstuffed chair. He isso fat his fats droop overthe seat and the chair creaksunder his weight.

WITCHWhat do we have here? A littlemouse nibbling away at my house?

3.3 A terrified looking fat boystands before the witch.His mouth is covered withchocolate stains and his handssticky with melted candy.

BOY (QUIVERING)But sir, but sir the candieslooked so good, sir.

3.4 The witch leans closer, hisface is grotesque, and hischins sink into more chins.

WITCHThat does not mean you can stealthe candy in my shop little mouse.

You have to ask nicely.

BOYPl..Please sir, may I have somecandy?

3.5 The witch breaks into asmile showing purple gum andpristine white little teeth.He hands the boy a thick slabof chocolate covered with

golden paper.

WITCHWhy yes you may my sweet.

3.6 The fat boy greedily snatchesthe chocolate and stuffs itinto his mouth.

BOY(sfx: snort gulpp munch)


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Page 4

4.1 Suddenly his tiny eyes glaze

over, his mouth droops andchocolate saliva trickles downhis chin. His hand drops andthe half eaten chocolate fallsto the floor.

4.2 The witch smiles lovingly andstrokes the boys head gently.

WITCHMy darlings, my sweet obedientlittle darlings.

4.3 He gestures and a masked man

in a black suit walks in.

WITCH

Take him away, put him to workimmediately.

4.4 The boy is led to a largemetal door that opens when theman enters some pin numbers.

4.5 They step into a room and itis revealed to be a productionline, with children in atrance operating the machines.

4.6 At the end of the line, a barof candy is being packaged.The candy bar falls into apile of similar looking bars.


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Page 5

5.1 The bell rings, door opens and

a pair of ridiculously dressedfellas enter. They turn out tobe Hansel and Gretal, dressedto look like tourists withoutrageous sunglasses andHawaiian shirts.

5.2 Hansel is super suave, wellbuilt with a square jaw andoozing with sex appeal. Hedodges around the shop, tryingto look inconspicuous butfailing miserably.

HANSELGretal! Youre trying too hard.You have to relax!

5.3 Gretal removes her sunglassesand rolls her eyes. She issleek, lean and quick on herfeet. She does a good jobof pretending to choose hersweets, while surveying thepremise.

GRETALDo us a favor and distract thecashier while I see where the backdoor leads to.

HANSELYou can always count on me Gretal!

5.4 Hansel is now flirtingwith the cashier and in the

background Gretal sneaks openthe back door and slips in.

5.5 A long corridor stretches outinto the shadows. The corridoris lined with doors.

5.6 One of the door opens and amasked man wearing a suitwalks out pushing a coveredcart. He walks down thecorridor. Gretal follows.


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Page 6

6.1 The man wheels the cart into

another room. The door closesbehind him.

6.2 Door opens and the man walksout. Unnoticed by him, Gretalslips in.

6.3 It is a sterile room filledwith colorful boxes labeledwith bright letters reading"Candy Strippers! You wouldstrip to get candy like this!"

Gretal approaches one of theboxes and discovers piles ofcandy bars in it.

6.4 She picks up one of it, looksat it thoughtfully.

6.5 Then she tears away thewrapper and takes a smallbite.

6.6 And promptly spits it out.

6.7 Gretal wipes her mouth indisgust.


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Page 7

7.1 Gretal digs into her pocket

and pulls out a cellphone. Shespeaks into it.

GRETAL

Mother, Father, the Witch ispackaging drugs to look likecandy. I need backup, send somemen over. I repeat. Send some menover. Do you hear me?

VOICE (O.S)Im afraid theres no contactinganyone on the outside in theserooms dear.

7.2 Gretal spins around and seesan image projected on one ofthe walls. An obese man isseen standing on the screen,and by his side is a tied upHansel, held at gun pointby the cashier that he wasflirting with.

WITCHSilly children coming into myshop and not buying any candy butinstead snoop snoop snoop around.

7.3 Hansel yells in desperation. HANSELGretal! Theyre holding me hostagebut you have to escape and gethelp! Dont care about me!

7.4 The cashier lady hits him withthe back of the pistol and hefalls down with a thump.

7.5 The witch snarls on screen. WITCHGET HER!

7.6 The door of the room thatGretal is in bursts open and

men in masks and suits bargein, guns raised.


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Page 8

8.1 Gretal pulls out fancy spy

equipment and starts fightingher way through.

8.2 Gretal gives an unfortunatesubordinate a kick to the face

8.3 (continued) she ducks down,dodges a blow and fires shotsas she rolls away

8.4 (continued) and escapes out of

the door

8.5 She runs down a corridor,kicks open a door and enters.A shadowy figure appears.Gretal raises her gun.

GRETALShow yourself!

8.6 A pale little girl with blankeyes walks out of the shadows.


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Page 9

9.1 Gretal lowers her gun. The

girl walks closer to Gretal.

GRETAL

You must be one of the missingchildren. Dont worry youll besafe soon.

GIRL(whispers) ...chocolate...

9.2 Gretal frowns and bends closer GRETALWhat?

9.3 The little girl raises herhand to reveal a gun andshoots Gretal!

9.4 The girl collapses and it isrevealed that Gretal has shotthe girl.

GRETALBitch...

9.5 A loud scream, and the wallsare lowered to reveal theWitch and Hansel still tiedup.

WITCHHow dare you! My girl, my littlegirl!

9.6 The Witchs servants rushtowards Gretal but in a flashshe dodges them


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Page 10

10.1 (continued) and runs towards

the Witch.

10.2 Gretal delivers a spectacularkick to his face and the witchflies off his chair

10.3 (continued) and lies in anungainly heap on the floor.

10.4 Gretal shoots the cashier

10.5 (continued) and frees Hansel.

10.6 Hansel jumps up, strikesa pose and launches into aseries of impressive stancesthat takes down the rest ofthe men.


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Page 11

11.1 The witch tries to grapple

for a gun while splutteringin panic, but Gretal kicks itaway and gives him a kick thatknocks the witch out.

GRETAL

And this is for hurting Hansel youfat slob.

11.2 Hansel rushes to the fallenlittle girl and holds her.

HANSELNo Gretal, you killed her, why!

GRETALShe tried to kill me you fool. AndI did not kill her, I just knockedher out with a tranquilizer.

11.3 Hansel breathes a sigh ofrelief and carries the girlin his arms.

HANSELThe Witch was feeding these poorchildren candy laced with drugsthat turn them into mindlessslaves who work for him. They willbe free now.

11.4 Gretal surveys the room. GRETALHe makes them work the machinesthat produce the drugs, package

them as chocolate bars and smugglethem out to dealers.

11.5 A s creen o n the w all o f theroom lights up. The man frombefore is seen on screen.

MAN/FATHERGood job agents! I have alreadydispatched men to rescue thechildren and confiscate the drugs.

11.6 Gretal looks pleased. GRETALIt would have gone a lot fast if

the fool Hansel didnt get caught.

HANSELThat hurts Gretal, how was I toknow that the cashier was evil?

11.7 Gretal shakes her head andwalks away, with Hanselrunning after her.


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Page 12

12.1 In a large r oom, a group o f

men sit in the shadows arounda long table. At the head ofthe table sits a mysteriousfigure.

MYSTERIOUS FIGURE

That fool of a Witch, if he blabsthe agents might close in on us.

12.2 Another shadowed figurespeaks.

FIGURE (WOMAN)Dont worry my lord, I have sentmy huntsman to get rid of him.

12.3 The mysterious figure smiles. MYSTERIOUS FIGUREGood job, Red.

12.4 In a different location,a ghetto neighborhood, thehuntsman prepares his weapons.

THE END

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