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The best advice I got from
DadJeffZaidySlim Zeidy
Happy 60th Birthday
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“Don’t go into insurance”
Ari
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“Get it in writing”
Yitz
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“Beans, beans are good for your heart....”
Jon
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While dealing with morning sickness nausea at a hotel for
Pesach, he advised “Walk around with an empty cup.” I
did and thankfully never needed it!
Dina
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“Don't go near spinning fans if you have long hair.”
Noah
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I learned how to crack an egg on my head
Remi
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“Marry rich, and make me a
grandfather before I’m 40”
Sarah
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He is allergic to stupid people
Josh
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Eating cereal with coffee
Kira
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Lock the door
Nealy and Michael
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"Make sure your gun is locked before you put it away"
Robin &
Cliff
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Always given good medical direction
Savta
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"When in doubt blame it on Pinky Shmekelstein"
Robin & Cliff
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Free food, non-stop attention, socially acceptable to wear diapers-enjoy it while you can!
Bailey
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"You can never be too safe at shul"
Robin & Cliff
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"When there is nothing you can do about something, you should let it take its course”
Saba
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"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
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The art of stocking a junk food cabinet
Ahava
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"Beer before liquor never sicker""Liquor before beer never fear"
Cliff & Robin
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Always put away toys. Homework is a piece of cake.
Jacob
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How to shoot soda caps off the bottle
Daphna
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Krazy Glue Cures All
Sarah
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Something that Jeff told me That he thought would be niceTurned out to beHis best advice
Keep up on daily newsBe better informedNot knowing current eventsMakes you uninteresting, he warns
Now I read the papersWatch the newsScroll the blogsHave my own views
The advice I get from JeffI really treasureAnd when I know beforeI get the most pleasure
Sue
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How to open a bag of potato chips
Aaron
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Never be afraid of fire
Sam
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“Be allergic to stupid people”
Dani & Bari
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How to crack open a hard boiled egg (or a fortune cookie)
Jordana
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Don’t walk around during kedusha
Adam
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“Always lock doors, turn on alarms and never leave anything in a car unattended”
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“Don’t worry about that. Have some Pringles”
Abby
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Becoming best friends with Eunice will get you the best table at Cho-Sen
Dani & Bari