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He would teach me his magic, i thought, and take The Illusionists T he annual visit of M. L'Estrange to our school in Ihe first week of March marked the end of winter and the beginning of spring. The bleak countryside around Beann;itVeaghan was cold- dead when he arrived and for perhaps a few weeks after he left, but when we heard the scrape of his bicycle handlebars against the school wall and saw his battered silk hat pass the classroom win- dow, the terrible boredom of winter vanished suddenly, and we knew that good times were imminent. We hadn't many visitors to Beannafreaghan Primary School, where my father was the princi- pal and entire staff. Once a month Father Shiels, the manager, drove the twisted five miles from the town, in one breath asked us were we good and told us to say our prayers, shook father's hand firmly and scuttled away again as if someone were chasing him. Occasionally an inspector would come, and father would show him the seeping walls and the cracked windows and the rotting floor, and the inspector would grunt sympa- thetically, nod his head sadly from side to side and leave without asking us anything. At odd times salesmen for books would come, but no one ever bought anything. And one morning a traveling theater, a great colored caravan towed by a Land Rover, stopped at our gate, and a man with a beard and an English accent breezed into the classroom. 1 distinctly overheard father telling him that unfortunately it would be impossible for him to put on a play that day because a recording unit of the BBC was coming that very afternoon to make choral and verse-speaking tapes. The whole story, of course, was a fabrication : There wasn't a note of song or a line of verse in any of us. The truth of the matter was that his twenty- five pupils could not afford to pay sixpence each, much less two shillings, not even to see an inter- national cast doing international plays. J never knew which I liked better: to be playing in the school yard at lunchtime and suddenly see the tall figure of M. L'Estrange, mounted on his bicycle, freewheeling recklessly down the long hill that hid us from the town of Omagh. or to he in class, staring dreamily at an open book, and then to hear the scrape of his handlebars against the wall of the school. I think I preferred him to walk in on us when we were in the midst of lessons, to see the door opening, to hear his deep, resonant voice boom out, "Am 1 interrupting the progress of knowl- edge?" because then the delight was so acute that mouths opened, eyes stared and hearts raced— there he was, M. L'Estrange, the illusionist, back again to perform magic for us ! To rustic children he WHS the most wonderful man in the world. Father was stiffly polite to the manager and overanxious with inspectors, but he welcomed M. L'Estrange warmly and enthusiastically. Mother's attitude toward the illusionist was at least consistent with her usual behavior—she treated him quietly and with caution. But T could never understand father's attitude. There was no doubt that he was delighted to see M. L'Estrange. He put an arm around his shoulders and pumped his hand and kept looking at us to find a match for his own heartiness in our faces (perhaps he mistook our stillness for indift^rencel. But as the afternoon went on, his exuberance evaporated, and he became irritable again, and by the time, always late in the evening. M. L'Estrange left our house to cycle back to the town, father and he were more than half drunk, and father would have begun taunting him about being nothing more than a trick-of-the-loop man and scarcely better than a tramp. But when he first arrived at school you would think father had found a long- lost brother. He would exclaim, "Look, children! Look who's here! M. L'Estrange! Back again!" As if there were any need to teil us. From the mo- ment he appeared in the doorway our quick, country eyes devoured him: the calm face, the slender white hands, the long silvery hair that had given a gloss to the collar of his frock coat, the black striped trousers, frayed at the bottom, the soiled white scarf, the glittering rings. And then, long before 1 had finished gazing at him, father would send me across thefieldsto the house to tell mother to have a meal ready for M. L'Estrange after the performance. That was a job I hated. Mother never shared my e.\citement—"Don't tell me that old trickster's here again!"—and by the time I got back the show was ready to begin. It was little consolation to me that later in the evening, when al! the other pupils had scattered, 1 would have M. L'Estrange all to myself in my own house. What mattered was that I invariably missed the preparations: the clearing of father's table; M. L'Estrange putting on his black mask ; the hanging of the curtain be- tween the blackboard and the fireplace; the ar- ranging of the desks in three rows. The smallest children, frozen with delicious nervousness, sat in the front seats, the bigger ones sat in the middle, and the biggest along the back. Father stood at the door and smoked, his face relaxed and smooth with content. Then M. L'Estrange would begin. He would stand in front of us for a few minutes, his hands joined before his chest as if he were praying, his lean, lined face immobile, staring at us with those soft, sad eyes of his. Mesmerized, we stared back, our throats drying with anticipation, giggles stir- ring and promptly dying in our throats. Suddenly he would crack hisfingersand say, "Would some- one please open a window at the back of the au- ditorium?" or "Would it be possible to have a spotlight switched on ?" in a voice so unexpectedly quiet and persuasive that instinctively we all moved to do his bidding, so great was our relief that he had spoken, so hypnotic was his power over us. From then on he had us in the palm of his hand. Though I saw his tricks every year forfiveor six years, I remember only two of them. In one he knotted a heavy string to one of his back teeth, gave the string a tug, and out came a huge wooden molar, the size of a turnip. The other trick I re- member was with a rabbit that had dull, weary eyes, like my mother's. He sat the rabbit on fa- ther's table, surrounded it with four sheets of cardboard, covered these with a black cloth, and to our horror collapsed the box with a great thump of his fists. Of course the rabbit had dis- appeared. With a tired smile he would produce it from under his jacket. We knew that the show was over when M. L'Estrange walked over to where father stood and led him to the middle of the classroom. Together they stood before us, both smiling and bowing (I J was always embarrassed by father's bowing, as if \ he had been part of the entertainment), while we clapped and cheered and whistled and stami^ed our feet. Then father made a speech of apprecia- tion, thanked M. L'Estrange for "including hum- ble Beannafreaghan in hi§ overcrowded itiner- ary." reminded us to bring twopence eacli the next day—he paid the illusionist out of his own pocket and through the following weeks badgered and cajoled his pupils to reimburse him—and gave us the rest of the afternoon off. It was then that I knew one ofthefewadvantages of being the teacher's son : Each year I was privileged to wheel M. L'Estrange's bicycle, with the precious, se- curely sealed box that held the rabbit and the giant tooth and the other sacred things on its cai - rier rack, from the school to our house. It was a quarter of a mile by road, and I was always ac- companied by a retinue of a dozen or more ama- teur illusionists who pantomimed around me, yanking out their teeth and producing rabbits from schoolbags, offering me all the wealth of their pockets if I would allow them even to totjch a rim of the bicvcle's wheel. By BRIAN FRIEL 66

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He would teach me his magic, i thought, and takeTheIllusionists

The annual visit of M. L'Estrange to our schoolin Ihe first week of March marked the end of

winter and the beginning of spring. The bleakcountryside around Beann;itVeaghan was cold-dead when he arrived and for perhaps a few weeksafter he left, but when we heard the scrape of hisbicycle handlebars against the school wall andsaw his battered silk hat pass the classroom win-dow, the terrible boredom of winter vanishedsuddenly, and we knew that good times wereimminent.

We hadn't many visitors to BeannafreaghanPrimary School, where my father was the princi-pal and entire staff. Once a month Father Shiels,the manager, drove the twisted five miles from thetown, in one breath asked us were we good andtold us to say our prayers, shook father's handfirmly and scuttled away again as if someone werechasing him. Occasionally an inspector wouldcome, and father would show him the seepingwalls and the cracked windows and the rottingfloor, and the inspector would grunt sympa-thetically, nod his head sadly from side to side andleave without asking us anything. At odd timessalesmen for books would come, but no one everbought anything. And one morning a travelingtheater, a great colored caravan towed by a LandRover, stopped at our gate, and a man with abeard and an English accent breezed into theclassroom. 1 distinctly overheard father tellinghim that unfortunately it would be impossible forhim to put on a play that day because a recordingunit of the BBC was coming that very afternoonto make choral and verse-speaking tapes. Thewhole story, of course, was a fabrication : Therewasn't a note of song or a line of verse in any ofus. The truth of the matter was that his twenty-five pupils could not afford to pay sixpence each,much less two shillings, not even to see an inter-national cast doing international plays.

J never knew which I liked better: to be playingin the school yard at lunchtime and suddenly seethe tall figure of M. L'Estrange, mounted on hisbicycle, freewheeling recklessly down the long hillthat hid us from the town of Omagh. or to he inclass, staring dreamily at an open book, and thento hear the scrape of his handlebars against thewall of the school.

I think I preferred him to walk in on us whenwe were in the midst of lessons, to see the dooropening, to hear his deep, resonant voice boomout, "Am 1 interrupting the progress of knowl-edge?" because then the delight was so acute thatmouths opened, eyes stared and hearts raced—there he was, M. L'Estrange, the illusionist, back

again to perform magic for us ! To rustic childrenhe WHS the most wonderful man in the world.

Father was stiffly polite to the manager andoveranxious with inspectors, but he welcomedM. L'Estrange warmly and enthusiastically.Mother's attitude toward the illusionist was atleast consistent with her usual behavior—shetreated him quietly and with caution. But T couldnever understand father's attitude. There was nodoubt that he was delighted to see M. L'Estrange.He put an arm around his shoulders and pumpedhis hand and kept looking at us to find a matchfor his own heartiness in our faces (perhaps hemistook our stillness for indift^rencel. But as theafternoon went on, his exuberance evaporated,and he became irritable again, and by the time,always late in the evening. M. L'Estrange left ourhouse to cycle back to the town, father and hewere more than half drunk, and father wouldhave begun taunting him about being nothingmore than a trick-of-the-loop man and scarcelybetter than a tramp. But when he first arrived atschool you would think father had found a long-lost brother. He would exclaim, "Look, children!Look who's here! M. L'Estrange! Back again!"As if there were any need to teil us. From the mo-ment he appeared in the doorway our quick,country eyes devoured him: the calm face, theslender white hands, the long silvery hair that hadgiven a gloss to the collar of his frock coat, theblack striped trousers, frayed at the bottom, thesoiled white scarf, the glittering rings. And then,long before 1 had finished gazing at him, fatherwould send me across the fields to the house to tellmother to have a meal ready for M. L'Estrangeafter the performance.

That was a job I hated. Mother never sharedmy e.\citement—"Don't tell me that old trickster'shere again!"—and by the time I got back theshow was ready to begin. It was little consolationto me that later in the evening, when al! the otherpupils had scattered, 1 would have M. L'Estrangeall to myself in my own house. What mattered wasthat I invariably missed the preparations: theclearing of father's table; M. L'Estrange puttingon his black mask ; the hanging of the curtain be-tween the blackboard and the fireplace; the ar-ranging of the desks in three rows. The smallestchildren, frozen with delicious nervousness, sat inthe front seats, the bigger ones sat in the middle,and the biggest along the back. Father stood atthe door and smoked, his face relaxed and smoothwith content.

Then M. L'Estrange would begin. He wouldstand in front of us for a few minutes, his hands

joined before his chest as if he were praying, hislean, lined face immobile, staring at us with thosesoft, sad eyes of his. Mesmerized, we stared back,our throats drying with anticipation, giggles stir-ring and promptly dying in our throats. Suddenlyhe would crack his fingers and say, "Would some-one please open a window at the back of the au-ditorium?" or "Would it be possible to have aspotlight switched on ?" in a voice so unexpectedlyquiet and persuasive that instinctively we allmoved to do his bidding, so great was our reliefthat he had spoken, so hypnotic was his powerover us. From then on he had us in the palm ofhis hand.

Though I saw his tricks every year for five or sixyears, I remember only two of them. In one heknotted a heavy string to one of his back teeth,gave the string a tug, and out came a huge woodenmolar, the size of a turnip. The other trick I re-member was with a rabbit that had dull, wearyeyes, like my mother's. He sat the rabbit on fa-ther's table, surrounded it with four sheets ofcardboard, covered these with a black cloth, andto our horror collapsed the box with a greatthump of his fists. Of course the rabbit had dis-appeared. With a tired smile he would produce itfrom under his jacket.

We knew that the show was over when M.L'Estrange walked over to where father stood andled him to the middle of the classroom. Togetherthey stood before us, both smiling and bowing (I Jwas always embarrassed by father's bowing, as if \he had been part of the entertainment), while weclapped and cheered and whistled and stami edour feet. Then father made a speech of apprecia-tion, thanked M. L'Estrange for "including hum-ble Beannafreaghan in hi§ overcrowded itiner-ary." reminded us to bring twopence eacli thenext day—he paid the illusionist out of his ownpocket and through the following weeks badgeredand cajoled his pupils to reimburse him—andgave us the rest of the afternoon off. It was thenthat I knew one ofthefewadvantages of being theteacher's son : Each year I was privileged to wheelM. L'Estrange's bicycle, with the precious, se-curely sealed box that held the rabbit and thegiant tooth and the other sacred things on its cai -rier rack, from the school to our house. It was aquarter of a mile by road, and I was always ac-companied by a retinue of a dozen or more ama-teur illusionists who pantomimed around me,yanking out their teeth and producing rabbitsfrom schoolbags, offering me all the wealth oftheir pockets if I would allow them even to totjcha rim of the bicvcle's wheel.

By BRIAN FRIEL

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me to great palaces, and to see the seven seas!

Illiis/ralion by Ray Prohaslca

He wo» crawling Umard the bicycle on his hands and km.es, arid he smiled strangely at tm.

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ILLUSIONISTS

M. L'Esinmiíc's last visit to Bcuniui-rrcaglian. in Martrh of my tonlh year, Kthe one I rcmcnil Hjr mosi \i\iJlv hccauso1 hadsponi ilic wliolc doleful winter wail-ing for il. Father liad decided that 1 wasto be sent to a Jesuit boarding scliool inDublin tlic ne\t September Hike ^o mainof liis grand plans, ihis one fell througlitoo; when September came, mother gotthe Christian Brothers in Omagh lo takemeas a day pupil), and I liad made up my

mind to escape that terrible fate by gct-tijig M. L'EstrangL' (ii lake me away wilbhim as an apprentice illusionist. 1 knewthai a busy man like him could do vsith anassistant to organize his tours and lookafter his accoutermenis. My scheme wasnol altogether impracticable: 1 had asmall bieyele of my own and pliinned tolearn my mentor's craft so that wben heretired I eould become a professionalillusionist myself. Throughoul the year 1had put all my pocket money into a cocoatin so ihat when my apprenticeship began

I would have a measure of independence.1 lold no one of my scheme. And thatMarcb. as I wheeled M. L'Estrange'sbicycle from the school to the house,I remember watching the othersclowning around me aíid thinking howyoung and silly tbey were. Little didthey know the wonderful future that laybefore me.

Father and M. L'Estrange sauntered inabout half an hour later. As father's goodhumor unaccountably dwindled, the il-lusionist's increased. He bowed the-

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atrically to mother and addressed her as"Madame," and I believe he would haveraised her hand to his lips had she notpulled it away and said in her flattestCounty Tyrone accent, "I suppose youVefamished as usual. Mister, are you?"

"I'll not say no to a morsel, Madame,"said the illusionist with a roguish smile."I'll not say no."

And for a man with such a lean, pa-tient face he had a huge appetite. Indeed,so hungrily did he eat that father did thetalking and M. L'Estrange only grunted"I see" or "Yes" between mouthfuls.When the meal was over, father produeeda bottle of whiskey and pulled up twochairs, and they sat talking and drinkingat the fireside, as they did every year,until night came down on Beannafrea-ghan and the whiskey was done.

That winter had been particularly se-vere. There was still snow on the hilltopsand the fields were rigid with black frostwhen M. L'Estrange came. Had I not hadthe evidence of the illusionist sitting in ourkitchen chatting with my father. ! wouldnot have believed spring was at hand.Their talk followed the usual pattern.First they spoke of the satisfaction to begot from teaching school in a small ruralcommunity, "striking a spark that couldcause a conflagration," as the illusionistput i!, and from traveling around thecountryside, "opening the ready hearts ofchildren to laughter." as father said. Theyagreed that each vocation had its uniquerewards. Then they talked about changes

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they had witnessed over the years: Nowonly dedicated teachers taught in decay-ing, shrinking schools, and only altruistictroupers still entertained in them. Thenthey went away back to the past, andfrom there on it wasn't really a conversa-tion, but two monologues spoken simul-taneously, each man speaking his memo-ries aloud. And when the bottle wasempty, father became sarcastic.

Mother refused to be drawn into theirtalk. M. L'Estrange would try to en-gage her, but she sbook him off quickly:"You're nothing but a pair of blether-skites!" Throughout the whole afternoonand evening she never stopped working,baking bread, washing clothes in the zinctub, boiling nettles for tbe hens, scaldingthe milking tins, chopping vegetables fordinner the next day, all the time bustlingabout the kitchen so that she was con-stantly coming between me and the twcmen, and making so much noise with herbuckets and basins that I missed a lot ofwhat was being said. Not that I mindedmissing father's reminiscences—1 hadheard them so often I knew them back-ways—but now that I was on the brink ofa new life every word M. L'Estrange hadto say about his early career was of the ut-most interest. But worse than the din shemade, mother tried to make conversationwith me—"Have you no exercise todo?" . . . "Any fun at school today?" . . ."Why don't you go out for a run on your

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bicycle?" , . . "Are you not taking tiie dogout for a walk?"—and when I answeredher in sharp monosyllables she inventedjobs for me : Feed tlie calf, bring ¡n sticks,gel water from the well, close the meadowgate. The result was that I heard only partof the monologues and witnessed only Ihelast half oflhe row that night when fathertold M. L'Estrange never to set foot inBeannafreaghan again.

"The summer [ qualified," father wassaying into his glass as I spread the sticksfor the morning fire on the hearth, "Icame first place in the whole of Ireland.And there wasn't a manager in the thirty-two counties who wouldn't have given hisright arm for me. His right arm, sir."

"France is the country," said M.L'Estrange, turning his rings idly. "That'swhere they had appreciation, A hundredthousand francs for an hour's perform-ance. La Belle France."

"Dublin—Cork—Galway—crying outfor me. An old parish priest drove up thewhole way from Kerry, three hundred andfifty miles, to ask me personally to takeover a school in Killarney, 'We would behonored to have you, Mr. Boyle," he said,"

"Ah, the drawing rooms of London inthe early Twenties! Lords and ladies andall the quality of the land. Lloyd Georgeonce shook my hand and said it was apleasure to see me perform."

"But would I go? Oh, no! Beanna-freaghan, I said. That's the place for me.Beannafreaghan, Because Beanna-freaghan needed a teacher that had some-thing niore to give, just that little bit morethan the other fellow,"

"A pleasure to see me perform. Theyear 1920. In Londonderry House, Lon-don, capital of the world,"

•'I'm tellinß you. if 1 hadn't taken upthe challenge that summer, bloody Bean-nafreaghan Primary School would havebeen closed down, and all the bloody chil-dren would have grown up illiterate,"

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"In his white marble palace in the hillswhere the sun shines all day •"

"I'm still here! The proof of the pud-ding is in the eating!"

"It's all in the mind. The powers of ihcmind are beyond our comprehension. Wea r e all - • •"

At that point mother ordered me out tothe shed with her.

J held the hurricane lamp while shemilked the cow. She could do the job infive minutes when she wished, but thatnight she seemed to take hours at it.

"Hurry up! Hurry up!" I kept saying be-cause I was afraid M, L'Estrange wouldha\e gone btforc we gol back.

"What do you want to listen to theravings of two drunk men for?" she sajd."I don't know whal takes that trickslerhero anyway, upsetting things." Andshe rested her forehead against the redcow's side and pulled the tuats US if shenever wanted the milking lo end.

The row began while vie were out. Inthe still, frosty night we heard the angryvoices as we came ou( of the shed. Their

talks had alv.ay:î ended wjlh father taunt-ing rhe illusionist. Bui never until thatnight h.id M. L'Eslningc answered himback; he just lifted his hat from behindthe kilchen door and went off without aword into the darkness. But ihat year,when my whole future depended on him,he had to lose his lemper,

"Good heavens !" said n'iother. "They'llkill each other!" And we ran up to thehouse.

M. L'Estrange was just outside, andfather was standing in the doorway, and

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i, and they nuynot have the mosl modern school huild-ing, but they deserve ihe best teacher inthe country, top of my elass Ihe summer 1qualified, and they're going to have thebest teacher in the country ! I'm not goingto desert them, I said to him."

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"And 1 didn't desert them. I'm bloodywell still here, amn't I? In spite of all theoffers I got. Hundreds of them. Only fif-teen years ago in this very kitchen "

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M. L'lZslruiiBc's l;isi visit 10 Bcaniio-frcaglian. in M;irch of my lonili ywr. isthe one I rcinenit^cr mosi \ividly liocauseI li;id sponi tlic wliiilodololul "irucr wait-ing for it. |-;illicr luid decided thai 1 wasto ITO sent to a Je^uir boarding school inDublin tlie nc\l SeplemLicr (like so manyof his grand plan^, ihi^ one fell Ihroughtoo; when Scplemlicr came, mother gotthe Christian Brolhcrs in Omagli lo takeme as a day pupil), and I had made up my

mind 10 escape that (erriblc fate by gel-ling M. L'Eslrange io lake me away withhim as an apprentice illusionist. I knewthat a busy man like him could do with aniissislanl lo organi¿e his lours and lookaTter his iiceoulcrments. My scheme wasnol allogcihor impracliaible: I had asmall bieycle of my own and planned tolearn my mentor's crall so thai when heretired I could become a professionalillusionist myself. Throughout the year 1had pul all my pocket money inloacocoalin •.!> ihal whi'n my appreniiceship began

I would have a measure of independetice,I lold no one of my scheme. And thatMarch, as I wheeled M, L'Estrange'sbicycle from the schooi to the housi;.I remember watching the othersclowning around me aod thinking howyoung and silly they were. Little didihey know the wonderful future that laybefore me.

Father and M, L'Estrange sauntered inahout half an hour later. As father's goodhumor unaccountably dwindled, the il-lusionist's increased. He bowed the-

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atrically to mother and addressed her as"Madame," and I believe he would haveraised her hand to his lips had she nolpulled it away and said in her flattestCounty Tyrone accent, "I suppose you'refamished as usual. Mister, are you?"

"I'll not say no lo a morsel, Madame,"said the illusionist with a roguish smite."I'll not say no."

And for a man with such a lean, pa-tient face he had a huge appetite. Indeed,so hungrily did he eat that father did thetalking and M. L'Estrange only grunted"I see" or "Yes" between mouthfuls.When the meal was over, father produceda bottle of whiskey and pulled up twoeliairs, and they sat talking and drinkingat the fireside, as they did every year,until night came down on Beannafrea-ghan and the whiskey was done.

That winter had been particularly se-vere. There was still snow on the hilltopsand the fields were rigid with blaek frostwhen M. L'Estrange came. Had I not hadthe evidence of the illusionist sitting in ourkitchen chatting with my father, I wouldnot have believed spring was at hand.Their talk followed the usual patterti.First they spoke of the satisfaction to begot from teaching school in a small ruralcommunity, "striking a spark that couldeause a conflagration," as the illusionistput it, and from traveling around thecountryside, "opening the ready hearts ofchildren to laughter," as father said. Theyagreed that each vocation had its uniquerewards. Then they talked about changes

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bicycle?" . . . "Are you not taking the dogout for a walk?"—and when I answeredher in sharp monosyllables she inventedjobs for me ; Feed the calf, bring ¡n sticks,get water from the well, close the meadowgate. The result was that I heard only partof the monologues and witnessed only thelast hair of the row thatnighi when fathertold M. L'Estrange never to set foot inBeannafreaghan again.

"The summer I qualified," father wassaying into his gfiiss as I spread the sticksfor the morning fire on the hearth, "Icame first place in the whole of Ireland.And there wasn't a manager in the thirty-two counties who wouldn't have given hisright arm for me. His right arm, sir."

"France is the country," said M.L'Estrange, turning h is rings idly. "That'swhere they had appreeiation. A hundredthousand francs for an hour's perform-ance. La Belh Fraitcc."

"Dublin—Cork—Galway—crying outfor me. An old parish priest drove up thewhole way from Kerry, three hundred andfifty miles, to ask me personally to takeover a school in Killarney. 'We would behonored to have you, Mr. Boyle,'he sa id."

"Ah, the drawing rooms of London inthe early Twenties! Lords and ladies andall the quality of the land. Lloyd Georgeonce shook my hand and said it was apleasure to see me perform."

"But would I go? Oh, no! Beanna-freaghan, 1 said. That's the place Tor me.Beannafreaghan. Because Beanna-freaghan needed a teacher that had some-thing more to give, just that little bit morethan the other fellow."

"A pleasure to see me perform. Theyear 1920. In Londonderry House, Lon-don, capital of the world."

"I'm telling you, if I hadn't taken upthe challenge that summer, bloody Bean-nafreaghan Primary School would havebeen closed down, and all the bloody chil-dren would have grown up illiterate,"

"Top of the bill in Leeds and Man-chester and Glasgow and Brighton."

"Bloody illiterates and too bloody goodfor them."

"M. L'Estrange, prince of the occult.""Fifteen years ago the Very Reverend

John Shiels came out to me here andstood in this very kitchen and asked me—bloody well begged me—to take over ihenew school in the town. Wasn't anotherman in the whole of County Tyrone com-petent to tackle it."

"1 drove my own car and stayed in thebest hotels and picked and chose the en-gagements I wanted. There was respectfor illusionists In those days, respect andadmiration."

"And what, said I straight out to him,and what would happen to Beanna-freaghan?"

"I saw me ordering swank dinners forthe whole cast and tipping the waiterswith pound notes."

"That never occurred to him. Oh, no!But it occurred to me. They may be coun-try children, I said to him, and they maynot have the most modern school build-ing, but they deserve the best teacher inthe country, top of my class the su mmer Iqualified, and they're going to have thebest teacher in the country I I'm not goingto desert them, 1 said to him."

"My Lords, ladies, and gentlemen,things are not what they appear! Thequickness of the hand deceives the eye! Iwas entrusted with the secret of this nextact by the sultan of Mysore "

"And I didn't desert them. I'm bloodywell still here, anm't I? In spite of all theoffers I got. Hundreds of them. Only fif-teen years ago in this very kitchen "

"In his white marble palace in the hilKwhere the sun shines all day -~"

"I'm still here! The proof of the pud-ding is in the eating!"

"Il's all in the mind. The powers of themind are beyond our comprehension. Wetire all — ^ "

At that point mother ordered me out tothe shed with her.

I heid the hurricane lamp while shemilked the cow. She could do the job infive minutes when she wished, but thatnight she seemed to take hours ai it.

"Hurry up! Hurr.v up!" I kept saying tie-cüüse I was afraid M. LEstrange wouldhave gone tiefore v.v yal back.

"VVhdt do you want to listen to theravings of two drunk men for?" she said."I don't know wluil takes that tricksterhere anyway, upsetting things." Andshe rested her forehead against the redcow's side ¡md pulled the leats as if shi:never wanted the milking to end.

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•"Go home lo >our hovel, whereveril IS!" fiilher roared. ""Bloody Iramp!'"

""Beannat'reiighan is ihe place for you!"M. L'Estrange roared back. '"The backend of nowhere!""

""And where did you pick up the niimeL'Esirange, eh? I know who you are.Monsieur illusionist L"Estrange: "lourreal name's Barney O'Reilly, and youwere whelped and bred in a thatched cot-tage ¡n County Galway!"

"They wouldn't give you a job in thetown if there wasn't another teacher in thewhole country !"

"You «ere never in London or Paris inyour life! And your wee cheap trickswouldn't fool a blind donkey!"

""»ouVe stuck here till thediiyyoudie!"""'Mr. Barney O'Reilly—fake!""A soured old failure!"""Never put a foot in Bcannafreaghan

again or we'll set the dogs on you!'"""Don"t you worry, Boyle, " 'ou'll never

see me again.""Mother sprang between them. She

pushed father inside, into the hallway, andthen wheeled on the illusionist.

•'Get out of this place!"" She spat athim wiih a fierceness I had never seen inher before. "Get away out of here andnever darken the door again, you—you—you sham, you fake, you!"

Then she saw me standing with thehurricane lamp in my hand. "Get insideat once!" she snapped. "You should havebeen asleep hours ago."'

I did not dare to disobey, so mad wasshe. As I went by she shoved me in theback and bolted the door behind me.

Father was standing uncertainly in themiddle of the kitchen floor. He tried tolook defiantly at her.

"I told him a thing or two that heneeded to " he began.

""Get off to your bed,'" said mothersharply. '"And shame on you making ascene like that before the child."

"I told him a few home truths. I let himknow what I thought of "

"Shut up! Hasn't there been enoughsaid for one night? Go and get some sleepor you won"t be fit to go to work to-morrow."

As he lurched toward the door he triedlo wink at me. but his two eyes closed."He forgot his beautiful hat!" he said,sniggering, lifting theshabby topper downfrom behind the door.

"Run after him with it," said mother tome. "I don't want him coming back tolook for it. Run. child, run!"

That should have been my opportunity.Confused and frightened as I was with theshouting and the hate and the sickeningsight of father and M. L"Estrangc abusingeach other, a part of my mind was stilllucid, still urged me: Now. now, now! Isaw the cocoa lin on the mantelpiece; Iknew my bicycle, polished, oiled, pumped,was in the turf shed; ! thought of theDublin boarding school. But suddenly thedream that I had nursed all winter lost itsurgency, required an etTort and determi-nation I couldn't muster. If by some mir-acle mother were lo say, "Go off withM. L'Estrange, son—travel the worldwith hinî." or if M. L'Estrange were tocome back and say in his persuasive voice,"Your son and J have planned to make agrand tour i.if Ireland and England andthe whole of Europe,'" then I would have

lloiited olTwith him to drift happily Tramtheater to theater, from country to coun-try. But now 1 stood trembling, numbwith irresolution.

"Will you hurry up! He won't have gotihe length of the school yet," said mother,and I unbolted the door and ran out intothe hushed night.

I found M. L'Estrange on his handsand knees in the road below the shed. Hewas crawling toward his bicycle, whichlay spinning tivc yards beyond him. Hesmiled drunkenly up at me.

"It would appear, my friend, that mytrusty steed and I have parted company."

The moonlight gave his face the pallorof a corpse. His long, thin fingers werespread out before him like the fingers of awitch.

"You forgot your hat."""Wouid you be kind enough to lift my

bicycle for me? Once I get up nothingcan stop me. The problem is " Hehiccuped. "Pardon. The problem is tomount, if you understand what I mean."

I left the hat within his reach and wentto lift the bicycle.

Before I got to it 1 found the giant toothlying on the road. Beside it was the squareof black cloth. Furtheron I found the foursheets of cardboard, and the mask, and apacket of balloons. I picked them up andcarried them to ihe bicycle. It was thenthai I saw that the box on the carrier rackwas open and empty. The rabbit! Therabbit had escaped ! I was about lo shout,to cry out to M. L'Estnmge that h is rabbitwas gone, when I saw ii crouching by thefront wheel. Silently, cautiously, 1 tiptoedover to it. But there was no need for si-lence or caution, for it never moved. 1gathered it gently in my arms and lookedinto its face, its dull, weary eyes, mymother's eyes, stared back at me, beyondme. Had its heart not tapped against myfingertips I might have thought it wasdead, I put it in the box on top of theblack cloth and closed the lid.

M. L'Estrange was at my side. "A 11 set?Once more into the breach, dear friends,once more.'"

He was wearing the top hal now, and itsat jauntily on the side of his head. "As 1say," he went on, "once 1 get mountednothing can stop me, nothing in the wideworld." He put an arm on my shoulder tosteady himself. "As for you, my goodfriend, accept this little token from M.L'Estrange, prince of the occult."

He slipped a coin into my hand, andthen he gripped the handlebars, held thebicycle away from him and said in hisresonant voice that carried over the still,dead countryside, "An revoir!"

Then he moved off. He looked back atme to see was I watching him (I think hewanted to attempt getting up on the bi-cycle), and when he saw me looking afterhim he waved and went on walking. Abend in the road hid him from me.

In the light of the kitchen 1 saw thai hehad given me a penny. I dropped it intothe cocoa tin. Father was in bed, andmother was spooning my night porridgeinto a bowl.

"He's away, is he?"1 said he was."Sit down and take your supper," she

said. "You're famished with the cold.""He gave me half a crown!"' I blurted it

out because I thought I was going to cry."Aye?" she said, giving me a shrewd

look."And he said that he'll come to see me

in the boarding school in Dublin." Icouldn't stop myself now. "And he saidthat when I'm a man big he"ll take meaway with him and teach me all his magic,and we'll go to France and Germany andSpain and India, and we'll see the sevenseas and visit great palaces and carry red-and-gold parrots on our shoulders anddrive about in big cars and stay at grandhotels and—and—and "

Then the tearscame pouring out of me,and mother's arms went round me, and Iburied my face in her breast and sobbedmy heart out.

"And—and he was so drunk he fell offhis bicycle, and he could hardly walk. Andbut for me he would have lost his rabbitand his giant tooth and "

"There, there, there," said mother,rocking me and stroking the back of myhead. "It's all over now. It's all over. Ailover, it'll be foreolten in the morning.And before we know where we are springwillbehere, and you'll be away in Tracey'slorry to the bog to cut turf, and the birdswill come back and begin nesting "

"I told you a lie—it was a penny hegave me!"

"—and we'll bring the hive of bees upto the mountain for the heather." shewent on, as if she hadn't heard me. "Andwe'll whitewash the shed until it spar-kles—remember the fun we had lastyear?—and before we know, Íl will besummer, and we'll take the rug down tothe meadow and lie in the shade of thechestnut tree and listen to the cow eatingthe clover, and we'll take a packet of bis-cuits with us and a can of buttermilk, andwe'll have a competition to see who candrink it the quickest—remember lastyear?—and on the hottest day of sum-mer—oh, it'll be so hot it will kill us tolaugh!—we'll empty the well and climbdown into it in our bare feet, and scrub itout, and yo-ho to each other down there—remember? remember?—and we'll laughuntil we're weak, and oh, oh, the greatfun we'll have—oh, dear God, it'll be pow-erful—when the good weather comes."

I stopped crying and smiled into herbreast, because every word she said wastrue. But it wasn't because I rememberedthat it was true that I believed her, but be-cause she believed it herself, and becauseher certainty convinced me, THE END

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