Hello Hello

Please make yourself

comfortable

Please make yourself

comfortable

I’m going to ask you a few questions

I’m going to ask you a few questions

You can answer in your head

You can answer in your head

You look lovely by the way

You look great by the way

Very pretty Very handsome

I WANT YOU

Shall we begin? Shall we begin?

How are you feeling?

How are you feeling?

Would you say you were feeling distinct?

Would you say you were feeling distinct?

Are you feeling Are you feeling

Or more Or more

At biscuit time, do you choose the party ring or the sponge finger?

At biscuit time, do you choose the party ring or the sponge finger?

You’re out walking.

Do you climb this tree?

You’re out walking.

Do you climb this tree?

Or this tree? Or this tree?

When did you make the

MOMENTOUS discovery?

When did you make the

MOMENTOUS discovery?

Were you under 5?

Were you under 5?

When did you notice the penis of a brother or

playmate?

When did you notice the lack of penis of a girl’s

genital region?

When did you see its large proportions?

Did you feel a terrible storm of emotion?

When did you recognise it as the superior

counterpart of your own

small

and

inconspicuous organ?

Are you still afraid you

too will be

castrated?

Did it permanently determine your relationship to

women?

When did you first feel

THE ABSENCE

THE EMPTINESS

THE LONGING

THE ENVY?

When did you first feel

THE HORROR

THE FEAR

THE CONTEMPT

THE TRIUMPH?

It never really goes away, does it,

THE TRIUMPH.

You can think about how great it is to have

a penis for a while now.

Do you want your own penis?

YESYESYESYESYESYES

If so, when have you most wanted one?

What would you do with it?

HOLDITALOT

Well girls, of course you want one.

The hope of some day obtaining a penis and becoming a man may

persist to an incredibly late age.

It will put great difficulties in the way

of your regular development towards

femininity.

OH NO WHAT CAN I DO?

You have one hope of truly embracing your

womanhood.

Do you masturbate?

Excuse my forwardness, I’m

continental.

The elimination of manual clitoral stimulation is a

necessary precondition for the

development of femininity.

It’s still great isn’t it?

Good. Once you’ve stopped stimulation of your clitoris you are

on the way to healthy repression of your

masculinity.

IHAVETOSTOPWANKING?

Give up your wish for a penis and replace it

with a wish for a child.

WHAT?

Now your libido will slip into the healthy

position of the ‘penis child’.

Now take your father as love object, be jealous of your

mother.

And the little girl has turned into a woman.

Congratulations.

IHAVETOSTOPWANKING?

I like the way it feels against my thigh

Thank you. You are now prepared and

ready to leave.

Thank you. You are now healthy and ready to leave.

DON’T LEAVE ME HERE

Thank you for your time. Thank you for your time.