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VANCOUVER, B,C,, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16, 1952

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New Record

Set For Drive

UBC Slips To Regiter

All Time Low Marker

NEIL HARLOW, head librarian and Dr . MacKenzie are pictured above chatting in-formally with Vincent Massey, Godernor-General of Canada, after glancing through th e

GOVERNOR GENERAL HE~-E

, .Scotch

and Sodaby FLO MoNII L

Tear Engineers :As this is Be Kind to Engin-

eers Week (this is an annualevent, celebrated only by me )I feel that it is about time theEngineers knew what a de-voted admirer they had. '

Fop years I have been defending

their honor against the attacks of

Artamen, Commercemen, Al Foth •

eringham 'and other slanderous

types. Now 1 would like to publicl y

announce my great admiration fo r

the men In ` red . Thus, then, Is re•

epectfully dedicated to the he-

men *he hang around, and out of,that forbidden ter'ritor'y —the En •

gineering Building ,

TIME : DAWN OF HISTORY

Beene : First seat of higher

learning — good old Cave U. home

of the Thuinderturtlee, fabulou s

early football team. Squatting on

ground ,of Girl's Dorm Is Mis s

Rhinosera B. Throckingham, 4Home Ec girl, poor but proud, wh o

is majoring in pickled Dinosaur' s

ears. Mt ge T. Is Welly employed

polishing the worn atones whic h

form her pitiful chair. Smoothin g

Abe mended bearskin robe, sh e

heroically bums a cheerful tun e

, (Strains of "Home Swee t

Home" in background) .

COMME'ROEMAN VILLAI N

Enter our villain, Walletreet Mc •

Marketing the third, a Commercaman, The dastardly cad le wearing

a sinister leer and a loin cloth o f

elephant's teeth, which he wo n

betting on the length of the las t

Ice Age .WM., (spotting R,) Aha—ther e

you are, my • proud beauty, Come

fly with me, Rhinosera. Leave you r

dismal life, and we will' go fort h

Intimate l teabon•prodac•

tag, jungle where we can grow ol d

together ,

R., Melaka back) Never—Tak e

my life first, you villain . I shal l

never fly with you to the jungle .

I prefer to die cultured and pot .arty stricken. Besides on page 34 5

of my Cave Management It say s

"Beware of , . . "

She is interrupted by loud noise .

Enter Mathias Creeping-Corn Jr . ,

of the Aggie Department, clad In

the dignity of honest toll .

C„ Don't touch her, Commerce •

man, Rhinosera 1s my girl . We aims

to start a Cann soon, raising Pter-

odactyls, Brontosaurus and—tee

bee--other things . . ,'(Blushingly

looks down at ground) .

ENGINEER HEROMcMarketing delivers terrifi c

punch to jaw of C . Rhinosera

screams as the villain prepares t o

drag her oft. All is lost . Or is it ?

No! Out of the night comes the

galloping footsteps of our hero ,

Transit Q . Setaquare, an Engineer,

taking his M .A. In Primitive Pot •

tery ,

Rhlnosera : "My hero! "

Beating his hairy chest he picks

up a stout copy of Hydraulics fo r

Advanced and Later Stone•Ago, i

and knocks McMarketing on the 'soft spot on his head .

Rhinosern flies to his waitin g

arms. Out of nowhere dashes a re •

porter from the Neolithic Nightly .

Reporter : Please, sir, a state-

ment for the press .Transit: (smiles bashfully, un-

crosses his eyes and takes anothe r

bite of freshly-ground Commerce -

inane Me feel fine.

CCF NoticesTorn Down

Several of the posters advertls •

Ing CCF Wednesduy meetings

have been torn down, covered up .

or have Just disappeared .

Pat Thomas, president of th e

club, in a prepared statement Lor i

the press, declared : "We fuel sure

that it was not one of our ow n

club members who has done thi s

sort or thing. "Whoever the culprit Is, the CC I

Club is making this public appeal :

"Please (lo not destroy our a(lver' •

Using. It the guilty 'party' is jus t

fund of socialist literature, he wil lSind enough In the Socialist Shelf '

in the Re .01'1'(? imam' of t he lath*

Two great Canadians re-newed a warm, intimate friend -ship Tuesday, when the Gover-nor-General of Canada mad ehis first official first to theUBC campus.

'I he Rt . Hon. Vincent Masse ywas warmly greeted by Presi• •dent Dr. Norman A. M. Mac

-Kenzie when he arrived on the .campus in company with Mayo rFred Hume of Vancouver;

Mr. Massey and Dr. Mac-Kenzie have been firm friendsand intimate associates fo emore than a quarter of a cen-tury. Together they haveserved their country in hig h

Over all, a fountain of VoodooPerfume wafted its exotic hag .ranee among the dancers .

The chorus lines were traine dfor the occasion by Beth l .00khart .Although a few of the girls migh thave been a wee bit out of ste pthe boys didn't seem to mind a tall .

Mary Taylor began the sho wwith is bang in a bathing suit, (od dapparehfor a formal do) . But don' tbe misled, it was a Rose MarieReid, and only part of the fashio nshow, which continued with mor econservative clothes, such as snit sand drosses. These' were raffle dafter the donee ,

It is rumored that a Phi Delt aAlum held the lucky ticket for !the bathing suit . We wonder If h ewould care to track, Olney France sMunroe for two ruses of beer sheIs holding in trust for an outset -town winner ,

Norma Turners' rendition o f"Old Mack Magic" proved a little rtoo potent tor the Commodore mik ewhich was literally shocked right j

off its stand . However, the invali dassistance of AI(' Bob Anuable p e l t

both Norma and Mike back int oworking order .

It Is only just to mention Hatt ;this bit of revelry was all for ,t

worthy cause . The ' Kappa's lieu-

spry fund and the Gamma's Sea .shell Prgtect for underprivileged 'children are the recipients of prof .

its .

UBC Invades

Bellingham

The humiliation of defeat ' couple dwith the efforts of the Bellingham I,police force failed to dampen th espirit for fern and frivolity of th emob, said, by old'hhmers to .be thebest Invasion since the clays o fthe smuggled wine and the chart . ;

Finally, however, more as the }Iesult of the aliening end froth yrefreshments, and the closing hoar ,than the effort of "John Law, " the 'town Ilnieteied down 0I1('e IIInt' Pinto a respectable and d1'e'11' yroutine

Canada for the past 50 years .'"Mr. Massey was presented to

the members of the faculty, th eStudents' Council and th epresidents of the various clubsand organizations on the cam -pus. After which he was shownthrough the Faculty 'Club andthe Library where he signe dthe guest''i'egfittir . rikid auto-graphed his own completeworks .

His exit off the campus, 'afterhis brief visit, was as quiet andunobtrusive as was his en -trance, with nought ' but acasual glance from student scoursing the grounds .

"1n this stage of the economicdevelopment of this province, con-servation is an Important subject

UBC is no longer the mos tred-blooded University on theNorth American continent .

With the influx of a mere 20 4donors during the last two days ,a new rebord all-time low for thi sthis campaign has been set .

To achieve our quota of 40 per -cent at least 600 red-blooded stu-dents must put in an appearanceat the Armouries today and tomor-row ,

The biggest single invasion yesterday were the Teachers TrainingFaculty,

Twenty-nine future professor smonopolized the beds yesterda yafternoon .campaign has been set ,till other faculties with Law a close

DANCE CLUB square dancing i nthe women's gym today, noon ;come and enjoy a real old•tltn ehoe•dowgn, But do save enoug henergy to come to the TEA DANC Etoday at 3 :30 in the Brock . Bring .your friends . . . the more, t h emerrier. Admission is 10c for non •members .

DANCE CLUB regular ballroomsessions in HG 4 at noon ; Sambaand Waltz . Members are asked tobring membership fees to Thurs .day's session. Thursday evening I syour last chance to look over th einstructors group. And don't for.get the Tea Dance in the Brock a t3 :30, tomorrow, Friday, Octobe r17.

JAPANESE CONSUL T . Yasu •kawa and UBC exchange studen tYos.hitaka Hirai will be feature dspeakers at International Hous eCommittee Sunday dinner, to b eheld at Acadia Camp dining roo mSunday evening, Japanese menu ,including sukiyaki will be served .

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At

LIBERAL CLUB general meet-ing, Tuesday, October 82, noon ,Arts 201 . Election of officers ,resolutions .

A MEETING OF India Students 'Association was held on Wednee.day October 15. Behalf. Verma wa s

t oon

DR . ALEX J. WOOD, AssocinteProfessor of Animal Husbandry a tthe Univeesity'of B .C., will be th eguest speaker at the fall Alumn iAssociation Fireside Evening, °

The evening will be held i nBrock Mall on Sunday, October 19 .at 7 :30,

second,Home Economics and Commerc e

are at present vleing for Inst place .The Commercemen rallied only

seven of their clan, even when lo tout of classes early.

The Commercemen failed tomake good their boast to take th eArmour ies by storm on Tuesday .

Flftytwo Fresh turned up to par twith a pint of their blood ,whil eonly thirteen .Engineers manage dto stagger to the Armouries o nWednesday.

STANDINGSFresh 52, Engineers 13, T . T. 29 ,

Arts 25, i.aw 11, Commerce 5; Pre.Med 5, Grad Studies 4, Phys•Ed 3 ,Forestry 2, Home Ec 2, Antes I ,Pharmacy 1, Nursing 0, Medicine 0 ,

The MLA said that if the CCFwere to form a government therewould be provincial ownership o fa significant part of the forest In .dustry so that public policy woul dtake precedence over private in-terests.

We would plan for high revenue ,full ethployment, stable communt-lies, and full utilization of prod-uct," the youthful MLA said . r

Gargrave pointed out that 86percent of the province's timbe rcut was on the coast and that mos tof this' was Douglas fir . "Becaitg oof its unique qualities we can sel lDouglas Fir at high prices wit hno difficulty aboyt finding markets .in twenty years our supply will b egreatly reduced unless a carefull yplanned reforestation program Isinitiated and if this is the caseunemployment will result," he said .

Mr. Gargrave charged that 7 5percent of the lagging in'the prov-ince was controlled by tbrbe larg ofirms anc that a powerful authorit ywould have to be set up to contro lthem .

Ilenslowe will support the resole .tint while Tom Franck will oppos eit

MUSICIANS, a practice ,ot th eVarsity Symphony will be bol dThursday night In the Band Hu t(behind the Brock) at 6 :30. Weneed anyone who can play an in .stru•meut, so come !

OitTHE MUSIC APPRECIATIO N

CLUB will present a program o fBeethoven's music on Thursday,October 16 at 12 :30 In the Melt' sClub room In Brock Hall .

THE PSYCHOLOGY CLUB pre-sents i)r . h;, Signori who 'will specieon the Doukhobor Problem I nBritish Columbia . Dr. Signori wa sa member of the research connnet •tee who have recently submitted nreport of their fIndinge to the Pro .vincinI Government . Everyone I sinvited to attend this address whichwill In held in the Psycholog yClub Room, Il'it ,2, on Thursday ,October Ili at 12 : :111 .Eery ."

now famous Massey Report .

VOODOO? hoodoo, woodoo—WOW—What a Chorus Line !Kappa Kappa Gamma's and Gamma Phi Beta's joine d

forces Saturday night at the Cabaret, for the ever popularchorus line with a new voodoo theme .

Zany striped sarongs and short op--grass skirts added to the atmos• Imur al of "Bongo Land" (behin dthe band stand) painted by MaryDu Vernet and Soy Gordon .

Vincent Massey Visits Campu sdiplomatic, cultural and aca-demic fields .

Their meeting Tuesday ,demonstrated once more tha tthe .fist native-born Governor -General has many friends, andmakes ;many more, whereverhe goes .

Because of the Queen's rep-vretetttative's, explicit wish tha tlectures continue as usual, n ocrowds of students lined theboulevards of the Mall .

The Governor-General par-ticularly asked to be shown thenew Memorial Gymnasium be .cause it is one of the greates tarchitectural achievements i n

horus Line

ConservationThrills

.Caca

Series Startsget Oglers

"Will B .C. face a famine afte rthe boom? Are the province' snatural ` resources being ex-ploited for quick gain ratherthan long term prosperity? "

These important questions wil lbe discussed in the forthcomingseries on "Conservation of Natura lResources in B .C . "

Dr . N. A. M. MacKenzie open sthe first lecture by Dr. J. Lewis

500 wild-eyed, howling UBC Robinson, Dept . of Geography, Fri •students swarmed into the day in F.G . 100 . The series is spon-

streets of Bellingham with fire cored as a public service by thethree campus political clubs ,in their heart and destructio n

on their mind Saturday, afterthe Thunderbirds had suffere dthe worst defeat in their his to everyone interested In the t otory at the hands of the cure of B,C„ " scald Doug Steinson .Washington Vikings .

president of the Liberal Club .

The main centre for the Invasion Alter Friday, the remaining si xwas the Hotel Leopold, Bellint4• topics will cover various problem s

dam's finest, where the students 1 and aspects of conservation . Streak •

armed only with beer bottles and r era will he Lowell Besley, Dean o f

without the padding of the football Forestry . Dr. 11. c. Gunning. Dept .

uniform and helmet proceeded to . or Geology, Dr, W. S. Hoar, Dept .give the lobby a "1lveddn look," Of Zoology, Dr . H. V, Warren, Dept .

or Geology, Dr, V . C, Brink and Dr .The fans were out to show the D, G . Laird of the Dept, of Aaro n

populace that the defeat of the

Bir d(: In the field was because ofiCoats

Hairpin sthe lack of necessary skill and no tMe lack of aggressiveness on the

Left In USPart of the UBC students .A vast collection of persona l

trivia, incltuling several coats ,hall pin containers, flasks, etc . .Was left in .Room 311 tit th eLeopold Hotel in Bellingha mSaturday night . Anyone who re •members being at the aboveparty can obtain. their lost good sat the Publications Board .

Two fairly new trench coat sraid a white silk scarf are amon gthe more valuable 'artistes nowgreying the editorial offices o fMe Pith Mies&

MIN (LASSES

Tea Dance

unanimously elected presiden t'opiates Mr. GUI, who resigne dgrounds of IiI health .

"THAT THE UNITED NATIONSI ,has failed to severe world peace "will be the subject of debate at the 'Parliamentary Forma meeting at 'noon today in Arts Uro. Peter i

Grad photos MondayIf you're graduating this year, you 'll want a graduation ,

photo, and a copy of the 1953 Totem .Last,chance to have it taken 'will be Monday and Tues-

day in the Armouries, 9:00 to 11 ;30, 12:30 to 4:30 .Graduates who have had pictures taken can pick up

proofs in the,AMS office Monday,

Emergency Situation

Exists In BC Forests"There is a situation of emergency in the B .C. Forest

industry," Tony Gargrave, CCF, MLA for ' MacKenzie toldmembers of theCCF Club on the campus .

."The iiapyljee of mature timber

available to the Industry Wilt onlylast for twenty years under thepresent system of cutting and ne wgrowth will not be ready by then, "Gargrave told 1tis audience.

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Thursday, October 16, 1952

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eserted UnderdogsThe betting odds on last Saturday's foot-

; ball game, if quoted, would have been eve n,more astronomical than the eventual score .Bird fans, who invaded Bellingham supposed .ly to root for their team, must have beenaware of the fact that UBC chances wer e

' practically nil . Yet these "fans", who cam ein great numbers just for the outing, hisse dtheir team off the field after the game.

Whatever may be said about the advisa»Salty of participating in intercollegiate foot-ball, about the quality of coaching, about th eIneptness of individual players, does not giv ebottle toting spectators the right to hiss off a

:squad of men just because their best was no tgood enough ,

if UBC fielded a team of professionals, o rsemi-professionals, we would have the right

to expect a run for our money . However, wehave seen fit not to enter our university int othe ranks of professional gladiator circuses.

The men ,who play on UBC's football tea mdo so because they like the game . They haveto work hard and live according to a rigidschedule. They have to take a lot of hardknocks, and risk constant injury. In fact, inthat very same game one player was hospital-ized with an injury which will exclude hi mfrom competitive sports for the rest . of hislife.' Finally, the disappointment of losing a

game is much more acute for a player in th egame than for the spectator . lick don't rub i tin .

The least the players of our team deserv eis the loyalty of the student btdy.

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CUE$TEDITORIA L

%ain Re pliesIt seems the Senate, by their recent action

in May, 1952, has. the abolition of intercol-legiate and extraural athletics as their ulti -' mate objective. However, it is the feeling ofmalty students that their proposed action i shasty and 111scoripeived .

It ghoul' be noted that this resolution wasnot put forward until after the 19514952term had ended, thus student opinion' was nottaken into consideration nor discussion given

,a chance to develop .It would be a narrow minded person wh o

would approve of a winning team at the ex .pease of lowering the academic standing ofathletes . However, other remedies than thoseput forward by the Senate might be mor eapplicable .

No clear thinking student should disapproveof the Senate ruling requiring a player to'have full standing from the previous academi cyear. However, it is submitted that this re-striction is enough to control the influx ofathletic chumps which the Senate believeswill be the result of our athletic system.

It is felt that the proposed freshman ruling ,which eliminates any student who has notcompleted we full year at the universityfrom playing on a varsity team is a premature

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regulation. As the athletic program is stil lin the embryo stage any attempt to discourageathletes from coming to our campus wil lresult in destroying a program before it ha sa chance to develop.

Is it not prejudicial to restrict a ruling ofthis nature to athletics? Are the other activ-ities on the campus so dissimiliar as to war -rant their exclusion? It is submitted tha tthis should be a general policy or no policyat all . Preferably the latter.

It hat been suggested that the MAD, weresleeping at the general AMS meeting . Ottleast the athletes supported the meeting. Itwas felt that the AMS meeting would not bea good place to acquaint the students with th edetails of this Senate ruling. However, whe9it was opportune to bring the matter to thestudents' attention there were no more than10 ()students present . Would the MAD no tthen be charged wkith trying to railroad amotion through the meeting? Probably so .This was not the intention of the MAD. Theirpolicy was To acquaint the student with par-ticulars. Thus the matter was not broughtupp for the consideration of about two pe rcent of our student body .

GERRY MAIN .

it's this way . . . by Gerry Kidd

STARTLING TO NOT

Someone In a coma has su ggest.

ed that Chamber's lengthy epistle

on the joys and tribulations of a n

ex-Communist is all a prefabrica-

tion. They have accused him o f

being (a) u drank (b) a menta l

case, and (c) a disillusioned Cone

munist with an axe to grind ,

It is interesting to observe some•

one who is ,vllling to put himsel f

up as nothing more than mechan -

ized mind, completely void of an y

hannan feeling, and possessingnothihtg but a rationalizing sens e

which flashes red and greets accord-

ing to various political stimuli .

And it is rather startling to not e

that a large number of people ,

comprising some of the more pow-

erful pressure grn'lps in the U .S .

federal government, should dam n

a confessor for no other reason s

than those of social snobbery .

PAGES OF SENTIMEN T

Adntittedly,'11'itness is cluttere d

We have just got around to fin.

ishtng Whittaker Chamber's 808 .

page confession, and even thoug h

the series of trials 'and the sub•

moment conviction of Alger His s

happened several years ago, w e

think that a brief comment on th e

criticism levelled at the boo k

would not he out of place here .

SPIRITUAL SUICIDE

But they rail to see in this some-

what uuusuul sequence of belief s

the real reason for Chambers '

"spiritual suicide" on the witnes s

stands of the Un-American Activi-

ties Committee and the New York

District Court . it must be remem-

bered that Chambers Is first o r

all a dranettistj an artist and .. t

humanist with an aching desire t o

remedy the perennial diseases o f

humankind . Ills long association

with Time Magazine types hits a s

one who is able to dramatize :1

slanted story credibly, and it wa s

natural to him to write the accoun t

up by hundreds of pages of senti-

mental claptrap, but out of the

thousands of lines of drippin g

prose, there eventually emerge s

'a gleam of honest sincerity . His

sudden plunge into the Communis t

party and his 13 years as a Daily

Worker editor, party errand bo y

and espionage organizer are ex-

plained through a complex jumbl e

of aetheistic political theory and

deep religious and moral experi-

ence .

Critics have pointed to his sud-

den reversion to the American So-

ciety of friends (Quakers' as a

sure sign of an unstable mind .

of his own life in the same style .

Once conceded that Chamber s

was not lying ,when he said he

believed the Soviet espionage sys-

tem in the U.S. to be a vital dung.

er to the welfare of the western

world, it must be admitted that he

cannot be accused of giving in -

accurate lnformatioin to a coni •

mittee set up to abolish all tha t

he himself bemoans as being a

threat to the democrtltic process .

MAN OF COURAG E

We don't consider Chambers t o

be a pioneer crusader, nor do w e

regard him as a great moral figure •

head, sacrificing himself for th e

the good of the American way o f

life . De do, however, look upo n

him as a roan of some courage, an d

as

reporter of obvious talent .

He hasn't written (as his ol dbuddies of Time -Magazine woul d

have us believe) the most import .

ant confession of the 20th century ,

but he has managed to explain t o

the world why he answered th e

subpeona in the first place, and

why he exposed himself to the

wrath of a wide-eyed nation onl y

to remain nor the rest of his lif e

a virtual outcast from organize d

society and one whose name I swhispered through gritted teeth i n

the U .S, State Department .

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Mt REAQ , MUSIC, '

Members Needed For Sympfioy .

'The sixth annual High Schoo lConference will convene 'on th ecamifus at the end pt February,Jack Scott, H.S.C. Committeechairman, announced Wednesday.

Representatives of the Women' sUndergraduate Society, Phrateres ,the Undargrad Societies Commit,tee and Tackler's Training pledgeed their support to the projec tat Wednesday's meeting .

Delegates from 100 B .C. highschools are expected, Last year' sconference 'attracted 280 delegatesfrom 69 schools, but the basis o frepresentation is being ,change d'this year, Scott said.

The purpose of the Conferenc eis to acquaint the B.C. high schoo lseniors more closely with the work .Inge of their university and to in .tweet more of them in coming tothe campus.

Campus C

Hears CCF .erThe trade union movemen t

is becoming Increasingly con-scious of the necessity for politefoal action, Jim Bury, secretaryof the Vancouver Labor Coun-cil, CCL, said .

Mr. Bury, who is also CCF MLAfor Vancouver Centre, outlined th eCCL'd program of support for th eCCF. In the last election, be said ,several active trade-unionists wor eelected to the legislature in industrial ridings .

The speaker outlined the educe .tional program being carried onwithin unions. He described theheld at the University in Novem•ber, At this institute local unionber. At this Institute, local unionofficials will study union aadmine.tration, labor legislation and eco •nomies.

The CCL's legislative program Ineluded demands for two week sholiday with pay, eight statutor yholidays per year, a compensatio nrate of 75 percent of wages, andscrapping of the I,C,A, Act, th espeaker said .

"The CCF is the only part ywhich supports our program," h emaintained . *

JAPANESE DINNER TO ' OPE NiNT'L HOUSE EALL 1R:I

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Open For Girl s

Mademoiselle magazine is ac-cepting 'applications for member .ship on Its 1952.53 College Boarduntil November 30 .

Girls who are accepted on thi sboard, do three assignments du! •ing the college year . The toptwenty members will win a Made•mgiseile Guest Editorship . Theywill help write, edit and illustrat ethe August College issue in Ne wYork, Transportation and a reig nlar salary will be paid .

Applicants write a criticism o fthe August 1952 College Wee .For further information see theDean of Women of Vocational D Irector or write to College BoardEditor, Mademoiselle, 575 Madl •son Ave., New York 22, N.Y ,

Student, Prof

Top Show Bill

Pianist Barbara Pentland andProfessor Harry Adaskin will b efeature,( at a Concert of Canadia nMello today at 12 :30 in the RrorkStage room ,

International House Is present-ing the concert as a part of thei rCanadian Orientation Series .

Mr. Adaskin will speak on ('a-nacllan music, particularly th ecompositions of Miss Pentland ,whom he terms ae the greatee tCamadlan composer .

A native of Winnipeg, Mls+ cPentland graduated from the Jul .Hard School of Music and taught sat the Toronto Conservatory be-fore coming to URC's music depart-ment . She will play three of he rown compositions today .

Seattle -- (Special) — Sororitie spledged 55-1 girls during fail rush .fng, There must he more student satteudleg the University of Wash .Ington than UBC ,

Film ViewsSy DAVID PRIC E

de film I enjoyed twice as muchupon second viewing was Terencetattlgan's "The Browning Version "—a movlug play which has bee nsensitively transformed into a movpicture ,

"The Browning Version" pre •manta to us a shocking analytical,portratt of a failure. As Crocker.• Harris, the aging classics-master .Michael Redgravt portrays one o fthe screen's most unlikely heroesand one of the most intensel ytragic, Crocker-Harris is a scholarof druditlen and . brilliance, anindividual of propriety and whet .ety, yet a human being distant ,unapproachable and cold — a ma nled by his constant introspectio ninto a state of extreme morbiddespondency ,

The central theme of this subtleand highly absorbing drama isthe conflict between his wife wh oloved physically and lived senau•Gusty and Crocker-Harris himsel fwho could love only mentally andlived intellectually . As the ag-greeatve and sensuous Mrs . Crook.sr-Harris, Jean Kent is vividlystark and cruelly realistic. in arole which demands a considerabl eleek of restraint, Miss Kent onl yoccasionally lapses and lacks tooMuch ,

Tatlow, the little school boy whodives the Browning Version of th eAgammemnon to Crocker-Harris ,probes to be one of the screen' smost ingratiating young' actors, S ooften such "child stars" urn ou ,to be, on closer examinatltn, mer emawkish moppets . However, in th eBrewing Version, young Tatlo wpaints a portrait that is at oncegenuine and sincere . The scene1lrhere be gives Browning's trans 'lation of the Agammemnon to hi eretiring master is one aboundin gwith warmth and deep emotion .

As in most Britla productlon sthe cant is uniformity excellent .Mel Patrick as Hunter the easygoing science master and love rghats a performance that is sates-f$otortly convincing — complet ewith well timed twitches of hi supper lip . in refreshing contras tto the morbid introspection o fCrocker-Morrie is the brazen b yperky of Mr. Headmaster — acharming laud realistic satire o nan English "Head. "

The director of the Brownin gVersion; `I>tIa)htltll; has nb •

vloosly deihanded'trout Ilia east a ninsight and penetration far beyon dthe capabilities of any mediocr eartist. It remains a tribute to th ecast and to the director, hat h edemand has been fully supplied .

CRC MUSI CLast Sunday afternoon I wa s

rudely jarred to hear a local CD Cannouncer interrupt the last a

chords of Stravinsky's "Flrebir dSuite." Surely it a program runsovertime 4O seconds no irrepareblomischief results . A musical wor kof genius is of considerably greate rsignificance the second band o nthe studio clock. Perhaps the lover •zealous announcer will :,ermit u'.in the future the prlvilegt of e njoying to the last note the perform •once ofa vital musical compost •tier .

In the past the CBC has not bee ntoo prone to follow the obnoxiou sstoptwatoh pattern of America nprogramming . Rather, the traditio nat the BBC has been more in liar •mony with the consistently hig hcalibre of CSC programs . The tea•ditlon that regards radio as c vr,hide for carrying the works o fgreat artists and great thinkers i sa bumble means which leads to anexciting reatizatibn in the pros-pective listener .

cials were quite impressed wit hthe performances that the gleeclub gave last year.

Mr. Price went on to say that !arrangements had been made to

Students can have their firs ttaste of sukiyaki at the Japanes edinner being given by lnternatton 'al House Committee Sunday nigh tIn the Acadia Camp Dining Hall .

Future monthly dinners to b egiven by IHC Ibelude menus frontGermany, Greece, Pt,taud and Hot.land,

Featured speakers at the dinne rSunday night will be T. Y'asukawa ,Japanese Consul, who will speakon "Postwar Japan," and YoshitikaHirst a student at UBC who plans •to tell Canadians about "Contem .porary University Life in Japan . "

Tickets will be sold lb the AMSoffice. Price for students is 67c.Price for nonstudents is $1 .25 .

Dinner for those without regularAcadia Camp meal passes will b eserved at 6 :00 p.m.

Seven ElectedTo Sigma Tau Ch iHonorary Fret . '

Seven new members have beenelected to Sigma Tau Chi, men' shonorary fraternity, presiden tIvan Peltham announced today .

They are Joe Schlesinger, editorof the Ubyssey, Al Hicks, presidentof the Engineering Undergraduat eSociety, Jerry Main, president o fthe Men's Athletic Directorate ,Terry Nichols, chairman of. thehigh school conference and mem •ber of the Literary and Scientifi cExecutive, Tom Franck, Presidentof the United Nations Club, Bo bLoocemore, chairmen of interne -tonal House, and Dave tAnfield ,president of the -InterfraternityCouncil .

The honrary fraternity wasfounded to bring together campu sleaders to discuss various campu sproblems . The total membershipnow amounts to 14 .

Other members are RaghbirBast, Gerrard Tarry, Ivan Feltham ,Allan Goldsmith, Vaughan Lyon ,Joe Nold,' and John Tennant.

Beek MergesAMS Loans

Outstanding debt of $25,000against the AMS Gymnasium fun dhas been relieved by a generousgesture by the Bank of Montreal ,Councillor Gerry Duclos has an •notinced ,

Balance of the original $60,00 0shot't term loan borrowed by theAIMS to build UDC's collosal Mom •oriel Gym, this $25,000 could hav ebeen demanded by the Bank o fMontreal any time after last De-cember, 1951 . Student failure t omake good pledges 'made its payment impossible .

Instead of demanding the money,the Bank has incorporated this debtInto the AMS long term loan . Nowthe AMS can pay the debt of fgradually with 'the five dollars eac hstudent pays Into the Gym fund a sa part of his AMS fees .

Honor of evolving this solutio ngoes mostly to the Bank for itsgenerosity, but also to AMS Preel •dent, Raghbir Bast, Councillor Du -dos, Professor E. D. McPhee andDr. N . A. M. 'MacKenzie .

The , Canadian Orientation serie sare proving Invaluable — to Cana .dians,

tPitWe're really back In the old rut ,

Bloodletters and Co, are in bust•ness again .

Female mussocers will be pleas .ed to know that the cast for the"Firefly" requires many mor egirls than last year's operetta . Mr .Price stated that there would bea large number of solo parts ope ntoe tamale voices .

Auditions for the operetta be-gan Wednesday evening at 6 :3 0and will carry through Thursda yand Prid'ay evening . All member swho intend to try out for hart sare requested to sign their name sand the time they wish to auditionon the notice board in the Musser

room

This is It plea to till musician stIrom the Varsity Symphony Orches -tra. Before I plead, however, Iwill tell you what the Varsity Sym-phony is, It is a grout) of musician swho like good ntnsia' and are try-ing to bring it to those people o nthe campus who like good musi calso . The Symphony, which hashad an interesting nistory, hasbeen superbly conducted by Coli nWin for the last five years. Colindid his best to build the orchestratip and ,has had considerable suc-cess . However, becense Colin ha sgraduated, Malcolm MacDonald ha staken charge of the orchestra thi syear, Under his able leadershipthis orchestra could develop Intoan excellent group 'if we can ge tenough players .

The main purpose of this article.is to let you, the. students, knowabout the Varsity Symphony an dto attr act as many musicians a spossible. A number of concerts , atnoon•hour have been planned forthis year, but we haven't enoughplayers. Now don't lot the word"Symphony" scare you . You don'thave to be a "Heifltz" or a ReginaldKell to play in this orchestra—i nfact it you can read music andmake a noise at the same time w ewill welcome you! Most of all w eneed string platters, especiall yviolinists . Any brass and woodwin dplayers will also be welcome dheartily .

If not enough players turn ou tat the next few practicee, however,

*Ail Ado:ludo

By DOT AUERBACHMay we register here a moment

of silence in deep sympathy wit hthe faithful patrons of the Man .chester Guardian whose 131-yearold routine was shattered irrepa rably some days ago .

But at the same time we wouldlike to remark upon the sonl•stir.ring courage of Guardian editorsWith headlines what they are to .day it takes more than humanstrength to print them on a frontpage customarily reserved for th eunbiased reports' of classified a dvertlsitrg,

the orchestra will ha n'e to disban dand follow the many other UB Cclubs which have tailed because ofa lack of student interest, So al lyou musidana• with time hangin gon your hands come on out to out

next practice this Thursday . Thepractices are at 6 :39 p.m, every:Thursday in the Band Hut, behin dthe Brock, Fore further informatio nphone Malcolm Macllcuald atnta:1295•R ,

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'YEAR ARAD. At the Musical Societybanquet held last Friday night ,Mr. Harry Price, musical direc-tor of the club, told membersthat plans were being discusse d

' for presenting a series ' of pro-grams on C,BU featuring th eUniversity of British Columbitil so confident as to the ultimate sue-glee Club. He said that offi- cans of this year's operetta, tha t

plans are being formulated to tak e"The firefly" down to Seattle Uni-versity in exchange with a musica lprogram which they will presen there ,

• Musical Society executives are

produce Gilbert and Sullivan' s"Trial by Jury" in •conjunctio nwith the drama club .

Such a production, he felt, woul dstake use of the best talent i n

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PAGE FOUR

THE UBYSSEY

Thursday, October 10 ,

EZRA WHEATCROPT

The Compost Heap

EDITORIA LOstrum Backfires

.Two years ago amid Kickapoo rallies in the Armories, gian t

bonfires on the Mall, and torch parades up' the Boulevard

students screamed for a new deal in athletics .Our football , team was losing consistently . Attendance

was at an all-time low. Student apathy was the witch to be

burned.

.Slowly the band wagon began to roll . Front page editorials

heralded the revolution. Posters, parades end pageantry stirred

up the student emotion . A football team that could WIN was

what we needed.Rumours trickled out that the MAD president was con-

eocting the solution to the problem . But he would need support ,

every student' would have to get behind him . So on with the

bands and bonfires,. *

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Three thousand of us packed the arntories to hear th e

proposed five year plan. "We intend to stay in intercollegiate I match for UBC.

athletics and the Evergreen Conference. But it will take mone y

and brains."Sacrifice other activities for five years . Stabilize budgeting

by giving athletics $3 .25 from every student, Lend the MA D

another $2,000.00 to be paid back out of the first profits fro m

American football .For the brains, abolish the graduate manager of athletic s

and replace him with an athletic director . We might as well

follow this procedure as in most American . -schools."The administration will hire him and all the coaches, and

control the dispersal of all athletic funds . The Student Voic ewill be heard—a little weaker now—on newly created' athleti c

Boards. But the new streamlining will make up for the los s

in power ,The Ostrum Plan was passed with the efficiency of a

steamroller.Celebrations climaxed the Homecoming. A huge parade

trough the city displayed floats proclaiming the end of Studen t

Apathy. Jet planes flew through the stadium .

Well Beatission .a ries

Coach Anderson Sure Tha tBirds Will 'Down Whitma n

man College Missionaries on Saturday in the Stadium .Whitman's Missionaries, like the b

Birds, ; are still looking for thei r

first win of thee eason . They hav e

dropped their three previous

should be

Gordy Flemons slumped on a bench, blood dripping ont o

his uniform from a slash in his lip . Jim Boulding, covered with

dirt, stood nearby, too exhausted to pull his jersey off .

Brady and Danny Lazosky?

front of their lockers, not 'ot football ,a word, just looking at the That game Saturday marked

a

turning point in UBC football . That

game demonstrated that UB C

either has to drop American foot-

ball on the conference level or

compete with the standards which

American schools use .

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Next fall UBC boasted a new athletic director, a firebal l

f44m w California, a man who knew how to run athletics, a ma nwith experience, a man who refused to be' told by those wh o

thought they knew more than he.WIC also boasted a $30.00 fee increase caused, in part ,

by the eitpense of an athletic director . Dr. N. A. M. MacKenziesaid in a statement to . the Ubyssey that if we wanted moreservices we were going to have to pay for them .

Athletics. improved, but not to the satisfaction of th eathletic director . By the end of the year he had approached theadministration . When the Ostrum Plan was passed nobodymentioned that taboo subject, athletic scholarships . But every-body thought that it didn 't need to be mentioned . With all thatspirit the administration would just have to O.K . athleticscholarships ;

'The administration told the athletic director that ther e

would definitely be no athletic scholarships, even to those withadequate academic standing. The athletic director quit .

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A year and half after the Ostrum Plan was passed wit'have we got .

We haven't got much say in athletic administration an dpolicy. We can't even get adequate financia l. reports of wherestudent money is spent for athletic expenses .

We have got a $30 .00 fee increase .But on top of that we have a rule passed by the senate:

No student during his first year on campus can play inter -collegiate sports .

Is. this the new deal for athletics? The Ostrum Plan wasentirely based on the premise that we were going to remai nin the Evergreen Conference .

We now have a rule that practically eliminates us fromcompetition . In fact we're worse off now than we were beforethe Ostrum Plan, Let's face it, the Ostrum Plan has backfired .

We need a new plan. A good name would be the Murts oPlan—that's Ostrum spelled backwards .

(Tomorrow Mr. Goldsmith discusses what can an dought to be done to get out of the present difficulties) ,

TheReadersThin k

DEAR EDITORduet before the basketball season

swings into etcion on Tuesday wit hthe opening practices lets face th efacts that last year's hoop sho wputt before us .

"Hutch", the talented man ofthis paper gave a warning note tothe high command In local basket -ball circles concerning the favourit-ism apparently shown In picking acouple of last year's 'ball teams .

Aside from Dick Penn's Jayvee swho were a credit 'to UBC th emighty Thunderbirds and the InterA Braves were a disgrace In theirahowing and in the way that thei rplayers were picked ,

The Birds were nothing but afirst class clique inade up of Hel l

wheels from a certain Vancouve rhigh school and a few good, hard .fighting balbplayers who were for •tunate, or rather unfortunate, in l

making the squad .

One of these big boys played agreat game all the time and gaine dall the headlines by remaining a tone end or the floor while the boy s

who had to work hard to crake the

team did all the work both Is.fensively and offensively .

He was a good shot, but that' still . He wasn't a good ballplayer

because he didn't hustle in on e

single game, he didn't have to, h ehad his spot won before the fai lpractices ever started. He knewthe right people and wile in theright clique . A fellow ,who couldhave replaced'htm and done a goodjob wasn't given a chance unti l

late in the spring after he ha dplayed a good many top-notch

games for the famous Clover Lea dafter being cut from the 'Birds .

In the Inter A Brave set-up thing swere not as bad except the try .outs in the tali were a farce. Umless you knew the coach personall y

or had a red-tape slip from th ehigh command you couldn't prat•ace .

The team was picked real quick-like as there was a game comin g

soon after the practice started .Those fellows who didn't know th e

coach or were a clay or two late i nturning out even with a valid ex-cuse were out of luck. it was theiutramurafs for them, at least it' sa. square deal in that league .

The Jayvees were a good bal lteam last year because they fough tfor every basket and hustled I nevery game . They played ball 10 •

tether and not with jest one or

two omen, but the whole team . They

Thunderbird coach Jelly Ander •

'een says he it looking for his firs t

win of the season ' Saturday . Al .

though the Birds have been wea k

shed by the loss of Barry Purcel l

they will have George Piul bac k

for his first full game of this sea ., son . Galloping George missed par t

of the first game 'against Whit-

worth ; was injured before half tim e

In the Central Washington contes t

and did not strip for last Satur •

day's clambake at Bellingham .

Purcell's loss may be offset b y

the arrival of an experienced line•

man from Tulane University. His

tattle fi Frank MacDonald and h e

arrived to time to scrimmage with

the " Birds on Wednesday,. Jelly

hopes to have him in the lineu p

for Saturday.

Quarterback Gordy Flemons i s

suffering from a bruised shoulde r

but likely will be in shape an d

will be throwing passes agains t

Whitman. Adding to Jelly's wor-

ries is the fact that veteran back•

fielder Jerry Nestman will be lost

to the Birds. Jerry, an ex-Blu e

Bomber great, can't get time of f

from his medicine course to prac-

tice .

The calibre of the Whitman

squad can be judged from the fact

that they were dumped 2044 by

Central Washington. The same

team beat UBC 20. 13 .

In the Missionaries other two

games they lost to Linfield 13 .6

and to Lewis and Clark 33 . 7 . Whit •

man has a small squad and lack s

depth but the line is rant chargin g

and the back% are reputed to be

ope of the fleetest combinations i n

the northwest .

There are eleven returning let .termen and 15 newcomers on the

Whitman team .

Pomfret said he never had les s

than 80 players for the first ;prac-

tice In other years . Low attendanc e

might have been attribuetd to lack

of publicity so,Jumping Jack want s

to make sure that every prospec•

tive hoop player on the campu s

hears about future practices .

Today there will be a workou t

for all playera fr om 12 :30 to 2 :0 0

and another workout from 4 :30 to

6 :130 . Friday workouts will star t

at 4 :30 again .

had a record to be proud of and

not a Won 2 Lost 34 count like

the high almighty Birds .

The high command in the basket -

ball world are hollering abou t

"Hutch's" man from U oil M . Ed

Chllde and that they were unfairl y

criticized . Well, why wasn't Mur •

ray Joyce, scoring champ in th e

high school tourney given a chanc e

In inter A ball and how, does Jef f

Craig, who did a good Jdb for

Clover Leafs last spring rate . apermanent bench seat when h e

was out with the Birds earlier I n

the year .

And Elmer Mathews from Vic-

toria Senior A cir cles, he had a

lot more fight and hustle even i t

he lacked the polish that some

claimed Big Wheel Art Philips hgd . l

Some fellows fought hard to mak e

a Varsity team last year and at .

tended every practice, others jus t

walked Into their uniforms .

Lot's not have a repeat thi s

year . Make every man work for hi s

uniform and If he stops hustling ,

bench him and give another man a

try. Forget what high school he '

went to, what clubs he belongs to, 'wlrat faculty he's In, etr .

---IRATE FAN .

let Marauders in Penticton on a

Saturday to be announced later .

Some old familiar faces will ap-

pear In the J .Y. line-up, notably A l

Ezzy, Ken Burgess and Bill Hutch -

coaches would begin the work o f

,picking players 'for the three tint .

versify teams' on Monday .

This week Jack and his bean-

stalk crew are concentrating on

fundamentals . On Monday scrim•

making wild begin in earnest (ac-

tually It's in the gym) and the

paring clown process will begin .The practice on Monday will be .

bin at 4 :30 sharp and anyone o nthe campus who hopes to achiev eimmortality as a member of th enotorious UBC Thunderbirds or theequally notorious UBC Jayvees o rthe equally hard-up UBC Fres hbetter he there .

First game of the season for th e

Birds will be the annual Home-

coming contest November 1 .

Bob

sat tosaying

floor ,

TURNING POIN T

They would have seen membersof the Thunderbird team who wereplaying their first season of Amenl •can football and who had beensmeared by a team which had on eplayer who has been playing vars-

ity football for five years and an -other player, 28 years old, who hadplaced against the Thunderbir d

coach and who was still playing

No one wants to see UBC resor t

to the. fantastic recruiting method s

of some of the American schools,

I don't think anyone at UBC want sto see strlaght athletic scholar-

shpts .

YEA McGIL Ldon't think anyone will disput e

the fact that the standards at Yale .

Harvard and Princeton compare

favorably with those at this unt •

versity and yet they still have foot -

ball teams which rank with th e

best, McGill is the same ; a good

football team doesn't necessaril y

mean lowering standards .

What the Senate and other In-terested parties forget is that a

50.0 ball game doesn't help UBC' s

reputation or the respect which

other schools are supposed to have

for a school like ours which has

high standards .

The restrictions which the Sen•

ate ' has placed on intercollegiate

competition aren't fair to the

coaches who are expected to tur n

out winning teams : they aren' t

fair to the tans who have waited

long enough for winning team s

and they 'aren't fair to the playera

themselves .

Let's do something about these

50.0 football games,

)

HOCKEY SQUAD

0()KS BETTER

By RAY LEGERE

The Thunderbird pucksters

are showing better form as

they go into their third week

of training in preparation fo r

the League opener against Pit-

seners on Monday, Octobe r

at Kerrisdale .

The addition of two new aggre-

gations, Nanaimo Clippers and

Kerrlsdale Wheelers should tight.

en up the league race and provid e

plenty of top-notch competition •

The newcomers, both from the Pa -elite Coast Senior Amateur Hockey

League, should be 'a real threat

to the title .

No Thunderbird positions hav e

yet been decided upon and ther e

openings in all departments . Team

Manager' Brian Prentice stated

at yesterday's meeting that al l

players who have not turned ou t

to date are requested to turn ou t

either Saturday at 10 :30 p .m. or

Monday at 8 :30 p .m. at Kerrisdal e

Arena .

36 YEARS OF SERVIC E

TO THE UNIVERSITY OF

BRITISH COLUMBIA ,

ITS FRATERNITIES

AND SORORITIES .

THERE'S A REASON

games and more o f

Pomfret Scream sAt Lack Of Talent

"The worst basketball turnout in the history of UBC . "That 's the way Thunderbird coach Jack Pomfret described

the first basketball practice of the season Tuesday when only

35 players were out on the floor$

—Pomfret emphasized the fact tha t

UBC's battered Thunderbirds, still recovering from the Jelly Andersen leaned against

Western Washington slaughter, will have their best chance of the wall and looked at his battered ,

the season to break into the win column when they meet Whit-' dual beat players ,

1 It was the Thunderbird's dress •Ing room in Bellingham at 10 :3 0Saturday night ,

Ususally the dressing room afte ra game resounds with shouts ,curses, clatter of equipment hittin gthe floor, the hiss of showers an dthe laments or congratulations o fspectators) Even in defefat th eplayers hold a post mortem of thegame and complain about the refs ,the opposition, fellow players, th efield—anything.

' But tonight there was no noise .The Thunderbirds were beaten a sno team should be beaten. Theywere beaten mentally as wit a sphysically ,

I They were beaten by a tea mwhich was superior in every re .

GtoNGE PUIL, back from his ; apect, so superior that they neve r

lioneymon is rarin' to face the should have been on the sam e

Whitman Missionaries Saturday.

field with UBC,Jim Boulding summed it up

per.

feetly when he said, "They weren' t(1n the same league as we are, "

GOOD OLD LEOPOL D

Every UBC student who laughe dand joked in the stands in patters •

by Filed an hour before and wohonow were milling around in th elobby of the Leopold Hotel should

J .V.'s And

Sailors Meet

In A Week

Yes, fans, there is another

football team on the.campus i have seen that dressing room ,

and they will be playing al The .UBC Senate ,who are large •couple of good ball clubs in the ly responsible for making the UB C

net too distant future .

football team a standing joke i n

We refer to the Junior Varsity, intercollegiate competition, shoul d

a scrambled collection of Inellg• have seen that dressing room ,

ibles, freshmen who need exper• And every person who think s

fence and late corners to the Then. UBC can compete with American

derbl'd squad. This crab at present, schools without adopting America n

practicing without a coach as Mk! methods should have seen tha t

Mitchell Is still laid up, will be dressing room.

ng a rough, tough crew of sailors

They would have seen a teamwag.ai

which HMCS Naden a week from which played its heart out . Afrom al

-Thursday In the UBC stadiums, team which never quit trying al •

They also will play Penticton Scar- though the final outcome was oh.

vious from the opening minutesof the game .

They would have seen a coac hwho has done everything possibl ewith the material available, to hi mand has reached a point where h e

inson, all Ex-Thunderbirds who would rather drop out of the Ever •fell before the examiner's axe and green Conference competition tha nare ineligible foe; this season'si see his team take another beatingvarsity competition .

like the one they had just suft'ered .

They would have seen playerswho had practised football for tw oand three hours a day for five day s

'a week and then had been humili .ated by an experienced footbal lmachine which was largely corn -posed of transfers from other uni-

versities who are taking 10 .1 5hours of classes a week .

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