hot spot issue #280

8/14/2019 Hot Spot Issue #280

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LOUNGES & CLUBS

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SERVICESMind of Creations 27Restore Your Photos 30HOT SPOT PrintingGot Balloons / Celebrationz 16Jacks Dollar Den 36Tates Painting 42JDI Home Resource 37Evolution in Action 36

CLOTHING & FASHION

HOT SPOT Stuff 07Respect for Life 34Cindys Treasures 14

EVENTSUnder Grace Music & Dance 28Spirit of Excellence Awards 31Biloxi Bus Trip 35SCLC Conference bcKirk Floyd Tours & Trans. 09

FOOD & DINING

HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Upgrade 35Medicaid Advantage 29AVON 42Glorias Pedicures 33Love N Care 04Love N Care 05Hot Shoppe 30

LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 06Medicare Upgrade 27

TECHNOLOGYHOT SPOT Light 39Email 33

AROUND TOWNAround Town 22Around Town 23Around Town Extra 10Around Town Extra 13Around Town Extra 21Around Town Extra 25Around Town Extra 32

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One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 38HOT SPOT Times 33HOT SPOT Rates 17On The Job 07W. W. Law Foundation 03


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One Mans Opinion

Part IThe big news in town is Mitsubishi coming to the Mega Site. Im veryhappy about the influx of jobs along with the dollars for constructionand the food and housing for the construction workers and the even-tual employees that will be coming into the area, all together will cer-tainly be a boon for years to come. Even though this project is technically located in Pooler, its still aSavannah, Chatham County achievement. Im so happy that a manufacturer finally saw the light anddecided to set up shop. I feel that the rest of the site will soon be filled up with suppliers and logisticscompanies to feed and service this major tenant. The promised five hundred jobs will certainly dou-ble with all the service and support personnel that will be necessary to serve this facility. So GoodJob to the Chamber, or Governor, or Mayor or whomever was responsible for bringing Mitsubishihere, now lets do it again.

Part IIOn a personal note, To the person or persons who stole my Expedition last weekend and left it inthe ditch with a flat tire, first let me thank you for the damage and for the fees and cost of repairs Ihad to make to get MY vehicle drivable again. I hope you got to your destination safely and on time.Im happy that I left a sufficient amount of gas in it for your convenience. I hope that the interior andexterior were sufficiently cleaned and that the radio was set to your type of music. If by somechance, I hadnt properly prepared the Expedition properly for your theft, I mean use, please,Please, PLEASE come see me, and express your complaints so that I may ensure that you areProperly Compensated for your inconvenience and displeasure. We always strive to please ALL ourcustomers and I Promise that we will happily compensate you in ways that you would never have

imagined. Lastly, just for you my new friend

May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your NoseMay an Elephant Caress You With His ToesMay Your Wife Have Running in Her HoseMay the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

Just, One Mans Opinion.

Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

Thanks Savannah, for 11 Years of the HOT SPOT!


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Laughs

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approachedthe pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the weddingvows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed topromise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to herforever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked awaysatisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for thegroom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in theeye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourselfbefore her, obey her every command and wish, serve her

breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and sweareternally before God and your lovely wife that you will notever even look at another woman, as long as you bothshall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tinyvoice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "Ithought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand andwhispered: "She made me a better offer."

Laughs

Typical macho man married typical good-

looking lady and after the wedding, he laiddown the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and atwhat time I want, and I don't expect anyhassle from you. I expect a great dinner tobe on the table unless I tell you that I won'tbe home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing,boozing and card-playing when I want withmy old buddies and don't you give me a

hard time about it. Those are my rules. Anycomments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me.Just understand that there will be sex hereat seven o'clock every night.. whetheryou're here or not."


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Laughs

This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book.

He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, fur-rows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in your life but, you neverdid anything bad either.

Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in."

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, there was this one time when I was drivin' down the highwayand I saw a Biker Gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sureenough, that's what they were doing. There were about 50 of 'em torturing this chick.

Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and walked straight up to the leader of the gang.He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked upto the leader, the Gang formed a circle all around me.

So I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turnedaround and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! You're all a bunch of

sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'"

St. Peter, extremely impressed, says, "Really? Wow, when did all this happen?"

"Er.. about two minutes ago."


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Laughs

A married couple went to he hospital to havetheir baby delivered. Upon their arrival, thedoctor said he had invented a new machinethat would transfer a portion of the mother'slabor pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out.They were both very much in favor of it.The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10%for starters, explaining that even 10% wasprobably more pain than the father had everexperienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt

fine and asked the doctor to go ahead andbump it up a notch. The doctor then adjustedthe machine to 20% pain transfer. The hus-band was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's bloodpressure and was amazed at how well hewas doing. At this point they decided to tryfor 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well.Since it was obviously helping out his wifeconsiderably, the husband encouraged thedoctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby withvirtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was lyingdead on their porch.

Laughs

A doctor, a nurse, and the top executiveof an HMO have all died and are in linetogether at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter speaks with them and askswhat good each has done in their life.

Doctor: "I have devoted my life to thesick and needy and have had a part incaring for, and healing thousands ofpoor people."

St. Peter: "That's great. Go ahead in toheaven. And what about you, dear?"

Nurse: "I've supported the good doctorand his patients my entire life as anadult."

St. Peter: "Wonderful. Please proceed inwith the doctor. And what about you?"

Health Maintenance OrganizationDirector: "I was the president of a verylarge HMO and was responsible for thehealthcare of millions of people all overthe country."

St. Peter: "Oh, I see. Please go in.. but

you can only stay two nights!"


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Laughs

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the

bar and said that his wife had just produced "atypical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.

Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The

bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't

you the father of the typical Texas baby that

weighed twenty pounds at birth?"

"Yup, shore am!"

"How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."

The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He

did weigh twenty pounds."

The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him

circumcised!"

Laughs

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the

slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it isthe slowest and weakest ones at the back thatare killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as awhole, because the general speed and health ofthe whole group keeps improving by the regularkilling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can onlyoperate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Ex-

cessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills braincells, but naturally it attacks the slowest andweakest brain cells first.

In this way regular consumption of beer elimi-nates the weaker brain cells, making the brain afaster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a fewbeers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!


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Laughs

Marriage Quotes By Men

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her firstname was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer thansingle men. It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it wasalmost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all -money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of abeautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!''What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife

found out..'

Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do,leave the hallway light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time shebrings it to the couch.

A man rushes into his house and yells to hiswife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just wonthe California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall Ipack for warm weather or cold?' The manresponds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you'reout of the house by noon!'

Women will never be equal to men until theycan walk down the street bald and still thinkthey are beautiful!

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - Idon't like to interrupt her.

If your wife and a lawyer were drowning andyou had to choose, would you go to lunch or toa movie?

A man is incomplete until he is married. Afterthat, he is finished.

Laughs

Top ten tips to know if you have PMS

10. Everyone around you has an attitude

problem.

9. You're adding chocolate chips to your

cheese omelet

8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair

of your jeans.

7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to

everything you say.

6. You're using your cell phone to dial up

bumper stickers that says, "How's my

driving?

5. Everyone's head looks like an invita-

tion to batting practice.

4. You're convinced there's a God andhe's male.

3. You're counting down the days until

menopause.

2. You're sure that everyone is scheming

to drive you crazy.

1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you

bought it yesterday.


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Laughs

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him,and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to theostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says theostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says "Thatwill be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into hispocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, andthe man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says"I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches intohis pocket and pays with exact change.

This became a routine until late one evening, the twoenter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender."Well, it'sclose to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the

man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be$7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pullsexact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer."Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always comeup with the exact change out of your pocket everytime?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was clean-ing the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed

it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. Myfirst wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything,I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amountof money will be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most peoplewould wish for a million dollars or something, butyou'll always be as rich as you want for as long as youlive!""That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or aRolls Royce, the exact money is always there," saysthe man.

"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are agenius! ... Oh, one other thing sir, what's with theostrich?"

The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chickwith long legs."

Laughs

A drunken man was wondering around

the parking lot of a bar, bumping into

then rubbing the roofs of the cars.

The manager comes out of the bar andstops the guy. 'What the heck are you

doing ?' he asks the drunk.

'I'm looking for my car, and I can't find

it.' he replies. 'So how does feeling the

roof help you ?' asks the puzzled man-

ager.

'Well,' replies the drunk earnestly, 'MY

car has two blue lights and a siren on

the roof!'

There was once a young man who, inhis youth, professed his desire to be-come a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said,"I want to write stuff that the wholeworld will read, stuff that people willreact to on a truly emotional level, stuffthat will make them scream, cry, howlin pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writingerror messages.


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Laughs

A mother took her daughter to the doctor

and asked him to give her an examinationto determine the cause of the daughter'sswollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor about 2 seconds tosay, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughteris pregnant!"

The mother turn red with fury, and sheargued with the doctor that *her* daughterwas a good girl, and would *never* com-promise her reputation by having sex witha boy.

The doctor faced the window and silentlywatched the horizon. The mother becameenraged and screamed, "Quit looking outthe window! Aren't you paying attention tome?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention,ma'am. It's just that the last time this hap-pened, a star appeared in the east, and threewise men came. I was hoping they'd showup again, and help me figure out who gotyour daughter pregnant!"

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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enterdigits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must containone of each digit. So must

every column, as must every 3x3square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reachedlogically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.No Peeking.

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Laughs

Signs That You're Broke

At communion you go back for seconds.

You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

Long distance companies don't call you to switch.

You give blood everyday.. just for the orange juice.

McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchencondiments.

American Express calls and says: "Leave homewithout it!"

Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breathoutside a restaurant.

You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed apsychic bond with Abe Lincoln.


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Sudoku Solution

Laughs

The Smiths were shown into thedentist's office, where Mr. Smithmade it clear he was in a big hurry.

"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered,"No gas or needles or any of thatstuff. Just pull the tooth and get itover with."

"I wish more of my patients wereas stoic as you," said the dentistadmiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"

Mr. Smith turned to his wife.."Showhim, honey."

In the maternity ward of a hospital,

new-born girl baby looks over at

new-born boy baby and asks, "Are

you a girl baby or a boy baby?"

The boy baby quickly chirps up, "I'm

a boy baby!"

"How can you tell?" asks girl baby.

"Easy," says boy baby. And, with that,

he threw off the blankets, hoisted up

his itty-bitty night-shirt and proudlypointed downward. "See.....blue

booties"


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