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    LOUNGES & CLUBS

    Mr. Wonderfuls icIsland Breeze 18Frozen Paradise icNetties Lounge 12Post 500 08Rosettes 41Mutuals 41Sharons Lounge 30

    TRANSPORTATIONBobby Albright 38J.J.s Tire World 39Lonnie Irwin 166 Gear Motorcycle Accessories 36

    ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt LotteryHOT SPOT Maze 40SUDOKU 40SUDOKU Solution 43DJ Dirty Redd 38Kirk Floyd Tours & Trans. 09WHOT Internet Radio 38

    SERVICESMind of Creations 27Restore Your Photos 30HOT SPOT PrintingGot Balloons / Celebrationz 16Jacks Dollar Den 36Tates Painting 42JDI Home Resource 37Evolution in Action 36

    CLOTHING & FASHION

    HOT SPOT Stuff 07Respect for Life 34Cindys Treasures 14

    EVENTSUnder Grace Music & Dance 28Spirit of Excellence Awards 31Biloxi Bus Trip 35SCLC Conference bcKirk Floyd Tours & Trans. 09

    FOOD & DINING

    HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Upgrade 35Medicaid Advantage 29AVON 42Glorias Pedicures 33Love N Care 04Love N Care 05Hot Shoppe 30

    LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 06Medicare Upgrade 27

    TECHNOLOGYHOT SPOT Light 39Email 33

    AROUND TOWNAround Town 22Around Town 23Around Town Extra 10Around Town Extra 13Around Town Extra 21Around Town Extra 25Around Town Extra 32

    FEATURESHOT SPOT Reps 30HOT SPOT Subscribe 34

    One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 38HOT SPOT Times 33HOT SPOT Rates 17On The Job 07W. W. Law Foundation 03

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    One Mans Opinion

    Part IThe big news in town is Mitsubishi coming to the Mega Site. Im veryhappy about the influx of jobs along with the dollars for constructionand the food and housing for the construction workers and the even-tual employees that will be coming into the area, all together will cer-tainly be a boon for years to come. Even though this project is technically located in Pooler, its still aSavannah, Chatham County achievement. Im so happy that a manufacturer finally saw the light anddecided to set up shop. I feel that the rest of the site will soon be filled up with suppliers and logisticscompanies to feed and service this major tenant. The promised five hundred jobs will certainly dou-ble with all the service and support personnel that will be necessary to serve this facility. So GoodJob to the Chamber, or Governor, or Mayor or whomever was responsible for bringing Mitsubishihere, now lets do it again.

    Part IIOn a personal note, To the person or persons who stole my Expedition last weekend and left it inthe ditch with a flat tire, first let me thank you for the damage and for the fees and cost of repairs Ihad to make to get MY vehicle drivable again. I hope you got to your destination safely and on time.Im happy that I left a sufficient amount of gas in it for your convenience. I hope that the interior andexterior were sufficiently cleaned and that the radio was set to your type of music. If by somechance, I hadnt properly prepared the Expedition properly for your theft, I mean use, please,Please, PLEASE come see me, and express your complaints so that I may ensure that you areProperly Compensated for your inconvenience and displeasure. We always strive to please ALL ourcustomers and I Promise that we will happily compensate you in ways that you would never have

    imagined. Lastly, just for you my new friend

    May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your NoseMay an Elephant Caress You With His ToesMay Your Wife Have Running in Her HoseMay the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

    Just, One Mans Opinion.

    Live Long and Prosper

    Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

    Thanks Savannah, for 11 Years of the HOT SPOT!

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    Laughs

    During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approachedthe pastor with an unusual offer:

    "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the weddingvows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed topromise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to herforever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

    He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked awaysatisfied.

    On the day of the wedding, when it came time for thegroom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in theeye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourselfbefore her, obey her every command and wish, serve her

    breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and sweareternally before God and your lovely wife that you will notever even look at another woman, as long as you bothshall live?"

    The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tinyvoice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "Ithought we had a deal."

    The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand andwhispered: "She made me a better offer."

    Laughs

    Typical macho man married typical good-

    looking lady and after the wedding, he laiddown the following rules:

    "I'll be home when I want, if I want and atwhat time I want, and I don't expect anyhassle from you. I expect a great dinner tobe on the table unless I tell you that I won'tbe home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing,boozing and card-playing when I want withmy old buddies and don't you give me a

    hard time about it. Those are my rules. Anycomments?"

    His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me.Just understand that there will be sex hereat seven o'clock every night.. whetheryou're here or not."

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    Instructions by Corey

    The HOT SPOT Man On the Job

    at Love N Care

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    Laughs

    This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book.

    He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, fur-rows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in your life but, you neverdid anything bad either.

    Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in."

    The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, there was this one time when I was drivin' down the highwayand I saw a Biker Gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sureenough, that's what they were doing. There were about 50 of 'em torturing this chick.

    Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and walked straight up to the leader of the gang.He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked upto the leader, the Gang formed a circle all around me.

    So I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turnedaround and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! You're all a bunch of

    sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'"

    St. Peter, extremely impressed, says, "Really? Wow, when did all this happen?"

    "Er.. about two minutes ago."

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    Laughs

    A married couple went to he hospital to havetheir baby delivered. Upon their arrival, thedoctor said he had invented a new machinethat would transfer a portion of the mother'slabor pain to the father.

    He asked if they were willing to try it out.They were both very much in favor of it.The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10%for starters, explaining that even 10% wasprobably more pain than the father had everexperienced before.

    But as the labor progressed, the husband felt

    fine and asked the doctor to go ahead andbump it up a notch. The doctor then adjustedthe machine to 20% pain transfer. The hus-band was still feeling fine.

    The doctor checked the husband's bloodpressure and was amazed at how well hewas doing. At this point they decided to tryfor 50%.

    The husband continued to feel quite well.Since it was obviously helping out his wifeconsiderably, the husband encouraged thedoctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

    The wife delivered a healthy baby withvirtually no pain.

    She and her husband were ecstatic.

    When they got home, the mailman was lyingdead on their porch.

    Laughs

    A doctor, a nurse, and the top executiveof an HMO have all died and are in linetogether at the Pearly Gates.

    St. Peter speaks with them and askswhat good each has done in their life.

    Doctor: "I have devoted my life to thesick and needy and have had a part incaring for, and healing thousands ofpoor people."

    St. Peter: "That's great. Go ahead in toheaven. And what about you, dear?"

    Nurse: "I've supported the good doctorand his patients my entire life as anadult."

    St. Peter: "Wonderful. Please proceed inwith the doctor. And what about you?"

    Health Maintenance OrganizationDirector: "I was the president of a verylarge HMO and was responsible for thehealthcare of millions of people all overthe country."

    St. Peter: "Oh, I see. Please go in.. but

    you can only stay two nights!"

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